Would you go to a strip club knowing it was owned by the mob, like the Bada Bing on sopranos?

Would you go to a strip club knowing it was owned by the mob, like the Bada Bing on sopranos?

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>getting a boner in a gross room with other men
no thanks?

I don't get it

I rather spend money on Patreon than these sorry whores.

I met some Chicago mobsters once. They came to pick up a drum of caustic waste from our shop in southern Wisconsin. My boss told me to help them load it but not to say anything to them.

I assume some snitch ended up in the drum.

Real life strip clubs are so gross. Even the nice ones are mostly overweight single moms rubbing their cellulite on you. Real life model tier sluts don't strip for very long, and if they do you can't even fuck them. Don't waste your money, Yea Forums.

or they're just going to dump it in a lake somewhere

were they old school italians?

Imagine giving money to a whore but your not allowed to touch or even jerk off to them. You are literally paying to blue ball yourself.

Save that money for a trip to a massage parlor

Rick's Cabaret, formerly Sneed's

>Formerly

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Chicago titty bars suck. Years back I visited a buddy who had moved out there and we hit two titty bars; the one that was topless, didn’t serve booze and the one that served booze, all the chicks had pasties on their nipples.

As for who owns the titty, who cares? You're not going to be interacting with any mobsters anyways.

Vip's Dip and Strip
formerly Rick's

>mob owned strip club
Isn't that kind of a given? Besides if you're already enough of a degenerate to go to a strip club are you really going to give a shit if it belongs to the mob?
Let's be real here, this is just a sneed thread in disguise, isn't it you sad piece of shit.

>or they're just going to dump it in a lake somewhere
Could be. Either way it was much cheaper to sell it to them then to dispose of it through legal channels.

>were they old school italians?
No, they looked like regular white people.

This. They're depressing places: best case scenario there's a bachelor party in there and a group of college kids and a hot young porn star is putting on a special show. Most of the time it's creepy old fucks who just sit there and stare. And the women are all tuned out and sad looking, clearly late 30s early 40s somethings with kids and no job prospects once this gig dries up, or young eastern European women who were probably trafficked there and are perpetually on drugs and desperate to flee with any half decent dude.

As for how anyone can support mob owned businesses: everyone knows the cartels are wiping out villages of innocents but that doesn't stop anyone from snorting cocaine and directly financing the monsters who are slamming pick axes into teachers and doctors heads.

Shouldve told your boss you wanted at least 500 bucks to keep your mouth shut or you were going to the cops and the EPA.

Depends on the strip club. The "upscale" clubs are a waste but some of the small, independent clubs are basically soft brothels.

Rick's
Formerly Vick's

Trader Vicks

Are you fucking retarded?

this, fucking boomers

>I have a small dick and I'm afraid others will notice it

American strip clubs suck but its so much fucking funny going to similar places overseas with your friends

Vick's
formerly dicks

About as retarded as implicating yourself in a crime for no compensation.

>gets shot for causing problems

>threatening the mob as some peon minimum wage worker
based retard

Honestly, at that point I'd just visit a brothel.

>going against mafia for 500bucks
This sounds like some 90s comedy story

What crime? Selling a barrel?

>the one that was topless, didn’t serve booze
huh? what do you drink then? milk?

I wouldn't go to a strip club period. They seem disgusting and you can't even get laid.

>As for who owns the titty, who cares? You're not going to be interacting with any mobsters anyways.
Because you're giving them money, dipshit.