Every time I get drunk I eat like 5 or 6 of these bitches. What is the cinematic equivalent of that...

Every time I get drunk I eat like 5 or 6 of these bitches. What is the cinematic equivalent of that? The peanut butter and jelly sandwich I mean, not the getting drunk part.

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Goodfellas

>american peanut butter
>american """"jam""""
>american white bread

No thanks.

Die Hard

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>5 or 6 of these bitches

Is that supposed to be a lot? For breakfast i ordered a large pizza, coke, 8 wings, garlic bread pizza, half pounder burger with mayo, and a mini tube of oreos.

I was hungry within an hour

>12 grain
>JIF natural crunchy
>homemade strawberry/raspberry jam
>toasted

Don't hate on """""american""""" peanut butter

Pretty sure being drunk is less dangerous than eating that shit.

Wild Target, 2010
Starring Bill Nighy, Emily Blunt, Rupert Grint, and Martin Freeman
Victor (Nighy) is a ruthless professional killer, who still lives with his mother and has trouble making friends. When he is hired to take out Rose (Blunt), an art thief, he ends up falling for her spontaneous character and decides to try and protect her instead, along the way collecting Tony (Grint), who he takes under his wing as an apprentice when he mistakes him for a private detective. The trio go on the run from Victor's sadistic second in competition Hector Dixon (Freeman), and have to all learn some lessons in life in doing so.

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>not cutting the crust of

porn

How do you not get acid reflux like a motherfucker?

You are obese mate

When I was in Europe in the aughts no one had fucking peanut butter at all. Gnutella was the only nut spread. I like that, don't get me wrong. But to talk shit about "American peanut butter"? There's no other kind you sanctimonious bitch.

Also that's jelly, not jam.

I'll give you white bread. But the classic PBJ is a treat. Think of it as candy, not food.

Gibson's Hamlet

bongoloid here
we've always had peanut butter in my household and i'm 25

mummy used to make peanut butter and nutella sandwiches :3

Try not being a middle aged alcoholic.

>When I was in Europe in the aughts no one had fucking peanut butter at all.

Peanut butter is more popular in the UK. On the continent they prefer Nutella, which is much worse for you than peanut butter - which does have good fats too.

For me, it has to be, Whole Earth.

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I don't ever get it really. But I don't really eat a lot in general too, seriously I drink more than I eat now that I think about it.

This lookes like puke in a jar

I have 7 different kinds of peanut butter and I eat out of the jar. How you like that?

Better than shit in a jar, Nutella fanboy.

one of those is like 400 calories, you must be a fat piece of shit

Real Talk Time:
Crunchy or Smooth?

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have you ever had a peanut butter and jam on toast but instead of jam you use golden syrup

try it

To be fair I have Crohn’s and acid reflux can come about quite easily but 6 fucking peanut butter sandwiches would be a fuck of a lot to handle.

Always crunchy.

>When I was in Europe in the aughts no one had fucking peanut butter at all
I can assure you we had peanut butter

yeah pb&j's are one of the big reasons people have poor health and cause fatal accidents all across the world what a dangerous food

I do this but with watching Batman '89
probably seen that movie like 20 times now

Smooth is too claggy, it gets stuck to the roof of your mouth and all sorts

Crunchy peanut butter on wholemeal toast is very nice.

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You're an odd breed though.

Yeah that's where I was. Second time I went there I brought peanut butter with me and served it to friends with chocolate. It was fun seeing people eat that combo for the first time.

I don't understand Gnutella, honestly. The best thing about nuts and chocolate is how they combine into new flavors in your mouth. Homogenizing them makes something that's a lot blander.

You wuz kangs.

The PBJs of kino are pre-2000 Bond flicks, any dubbed martial arts movie, and horror films from the 60s and 70s.

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The same calories intake of your breakfast are ok for me to a whole week.

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black books

>Every time I get drunk I eat like 5 or 6 of these bitches. What is the cinematic equivalent of that?

Porn and edging.

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>american peanut butter

As if there is any other kind.

Natural PB/Strawberry Preserves/Multigrain bread is ambrosia.

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