Let's be honest: Harry should have ended up with Luna

thats just in the movie

its a woman author

Harry should have ended six feet under. Why do people keep pretending that the wizard world would be in any way different under Voldemort?
Rowling is lacking in introspection so fucking hard that she isn't even aware of what kind of society she created in spite of her virtue-signalling.

magic

Harry should have died with Voldemort

Waifu material right there

>>basically a female alex jones with wizard power
based

>Harry Reddit
Yikes. This board gone to shit past few months

We're on the movie board

Now post adult Luna.

He was famous, and comes from a wealthy family. That goes a long way.

this is a kinocunny thread, get on or get out

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The wizarding world under Voldemort would end up nuked into dust after they turned their attention towards the muggles.

I'm sorry cunnybro

Anybody got the scene where she had a bloody lip from the fight against the Voldy-worshipers?

Harry is a normie, though.

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>Forgets about the mind control/mind wiping spells wizards can employ
>Forgets that wizards already have hands in normal governments
>Forgets about how most wizards live in major cities

Do you also read mass effect fanfiction with "humanity fuck yeah" in the summary?

>unconditionally believes and supports Harry
>never turned against him, gave him a shit attitude, or threw shit as his back like Hermione and Ron did
>even pointed out to him that Voldemort was trying to make Harry alone, and Harry's "friends" were going along with it.

The Ginny "romance" was literally shoe-horned out of nowherewith no lead-in at all. It didn't mae any sense. Luna was the better choice by a mile.

Luna is second best girl

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Never saw the movies... I do like her name though. I think it's really cute.

Wineburgers cocksleeve(Watson); Pajeet sisters; Padma; Tonks; or even this sexually abused potato niger, it doesn't matter what pairing you retcon this plebian tumblr shit, it's still one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series' only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it's certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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Did somebody say femdraco?

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He should have ended up with Herm, even Rowling admitted it was a mistake that he didn't and she wishes she had written them together.

Luna is a great off-choice though and in many ways a better choice alternatively. She is uniquely able to appreciate Harry's tragic past, that would have drawn them together.

She's a woman, this is standard and normal behavior. It's why we don't really like them running countries even though no one says it.

So she's retarded, like all women

Moar

>Let's be honest: Harry should have ended up with Luna.
bong genetics proved that you are wrong. also Luna is fun as that quirky girl that says bullshit and is supportive but you would not want her as a wife or any time it came time to pay bills or do any of the real world shit.
I hope neo hitler kills you first

Harry chose right

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Story is ten times better with Draconia, not only would she be bullying the hell out of every girl in the school like an evil Diana Cavendish, it also sets up sexual tension with Harry and forbidden love and maybe a redemption arc.

shame she looks like this now

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Harry shouldve ended up with female Draco pegging his ass while milking him.

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weirdo...

i know, have been saying this for years, but it will never be more than that because rowling is going batshit crazy and wants to make hermione black and harry's love intrest.

>Any version of Malfoy
>A dominant
Wew

Hermione and Harry totally fuck each other behind Ron's back anyway, so it's not that different.

Rowling doesn't actually want that she is just trying to pander to her fanbase and keep with the times but is out of her depth

>Why do people keep pretending that the wizard world would be in any way different under Voldemort?
They weren't exterminating muggleborns before Voldemort took power

Everyone should have ended up with Luna.

If Karen Gillan was cast as Ginny instead of Bonnie Wright, no one would be complaining about her hooking up with Harry.

maybe, but there is also the ghostwriter theory.

but Ginny is supposed to be a nice English girl not a drunk Scottish whore

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fine, she should get even more crazy and make draco gay for harry.
she has enough money and its clear that now she is only getting negative reactions so why not stop?

>plebs are still seething over the dullest franchise pasta
Based Yea Forums

>there is the ghost writer fact

You have to be illiterate to not see how vastly different Rowlings confirmed writing and storytelling and ideas are compared to mid-late Potter novels.

No, I should have ended up with Luna.

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I wonder if she will take that secret with her to the grave or somebody will reveal it in the future.

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I understand your concern, but there are only about a dozen attractive women on that entire desolate island. Have to make due with what's available.

>make due
Why are Americans so illiterate?

It's the African admixture.

Wrong.

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>"face it Harry, you hit the jack pot"

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that's a man baby

Why didn't Harry just impregnate all the students?

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>when pollution is so bad the ocean starts spitting fridges out

This girl is so plain. Never understood the obsession

A lot of them were male

where you see plain I see divine and pure

that's in the upcoming play, Harry Potter and the Orgy at Hogwarts

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magic!

Harry Potter is an arid wasteland of hacky characterization, so any character who is quirky and doesn't serve an obvious mechanical plot function seems interesting.

Yeah. I liked her in the books. I mean the obsession with this actress. I imagined her much cuter in the books

lmao

Cho Chang was best girl and I'm not even that into gooks right now. Asian with a scottish accent though wew lad

bc she was qt when she started out

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haha what do you think Luna's armpits taste like

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Guinness

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Harry is a faggot who didnt deserve Luna though

Neville was an even bigger faggot

>Rowling admitted it was a mistake that he didn't and she wishes she had written them together.
But she started putting ron and hermione together since the very beginning of the series, it would have made no sense.

how to get young Luna gf

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2:47 youtu.be/hMudc9NrvME

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just go to Ireland m8

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>Rowling put harry with ginny because her daughter wanted her too
I fucking hate roasties

>Half Blood Prince
>the very beginning of the series

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Luna was shit
you are all predictably shit retarded autistic zoomers

I always thought Luna and Ron were a better pair - they're both oblivious, they're both lacking ambition or high skill levels, they'd be perfectly happy in a small run down weird house somewhere, raising a pack of kids like Ron's parents. But I'm not invested in it, because I don't develop crushes on fictional characters like most of the people in these threads. Just be honest, if you push for Luna/Harry, you're self inserting yourself as Harry, and want Luna because you're attracted to her - and that's fine, I like the quiet, strange, short blond type too, dated a few.

If it were real life, Harry would be with a woman who doesn't care he's "The Chosen One" - ie. not Hermione - and possibly a muggle, because "Fuck the wizarding world". Ron would be with Luna. Hermione would be the cool butterbeer aunt, because no man could ever live up to her standards, with a string of failed relationships - and once she got high up enough in the Ministry, would marry another politician for the photo ops, and cheat on each other regularly. Ginny would be with some chad type, with a pack of kids. Neville would be alone, forever, living in a house full of plants and wizard porn.

They'd all get together at the holidays, laugh at their adventure, get drunk, and go home and forget each other until next year. Until the year they find Neville dead in his home, found in his underwear with a strange plant up his ass, and they just don't get together anymore, because it's so awkward now. The End.

They have moments together in chamber of secrets alone and even at the end of the first movie are hanging out together when harry finds them after his hospital stay. Do you even have eyes? Try rewatching them with a careful eye.

The story is 1000 times worse with that fan fiction cancer, you cancerous little dweeb
Says the newfag, Potter is the only kino franchise posted on this shit board

>they'd be perfectly happy in a small run down weird house somewhere
Ron wants fame and glory, I can't imagine anything he'd hate more

>Harry would be with a woman who doesn't care he's "The Chosen One" - ie. not Hermione
Hermione never cared about his fame

Holy fuck she's so cute. I want to eat potatoes together.

>Yea Forums - Television & Film

>Ron wants fame and glory, I can't imagine anything he'd hate more
He wanted it like any teenager did - the fantasy, not the reality. He low efforted everything. When the shit got real, he headed home, and abandoned Harry and Hermione in the woods. If he wanted fame, he could have worked for it, but didn't. He liked the attention, but didn't have the ambition or drive to get it. Like anyone who's a teenager like that, he'd end up in a McJob somewhere, living off the past to anyone who still listens.

>Hermione never cared about his fame
If they had been written as having a relationship, she would care, very much, about the fame. It's like you don't have a clue about women. And she did care, as written, because she was constantly reading the wizard newspapers, looking for his name.

>12 year olds are in the same room together, therefore they want a romantic relationship with each other
Stay away from children m8

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>ron/hermione only started in hbp
Jesus, I knew Harmony fags were delusional, but this is taking the piss.

12 year olds are capable of being attracted to each other, and "dating", as much as it's allowed in society and by parents. I remember having a huge crush on a girl in school at 12. 12 is 5/6th grade in the states, the flirting and shit started around then, in my school. Maybe you were oblivious to girls at that age and still playing with toys, but in my school, shit changed in 6th grade. I didn't do more than hold hands until 9th grade, but I was trying.

She should have ended up with me

Alex Jones with magic would be great.

Wizards would get wrecked by super soldiers, witch hunters, and superheroes. They'd stand no chance.

>HEY NEVILLE, I JUST TURNED YOUR FROG GAY

>The Turkish Fireball, ooooooh

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It varies on how soon they start puberty. That's why some are oblivious.

>Psychic vampires huh? Take this!

>Alex Jones with tits & magic
>with tits
>implying he doesnt have tits

I should've eneded up with Luna.

Recast them with actors who would have been 10-12 in 2001.

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