/got/ General

the shittiness of /GoT/ is legendary

My friends don’t believe that Valyrians were space age how do I convince them

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>/GoT/

are St*nnis cucks the biggest autist on /got/?

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Reminder that Glidus is /ourguy/ now

Jorah having to fight him as a wight would be unironic kino

>find a random prop sword from the prop armory
>slap a sun sticker on the pommel
>"ah yes, here is the legendary sword: Dawn"

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Contenders for the biggest autists in Yea Forums if you ask me. He's dead boys. He said aaarrgh

The scifipill is definitely the hardest one to swallow

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Based

Based Bericbro

muh dik

stupidest thing I've ever seen

so what's the name of his second sword?

How many episodes is this season?

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Azor Beric

Dusk

Dusk

Stannis' second coming was planned from the start. He is currently waiting to be simultaneously rezed by both NK and Lord of Light at which point he will gain superpowers and be outside the control of both. He then proceeds to kill all the remaining characters John Wick style before turning to the camera and saying "All according to Keikaku" roll credits.

crazy how nature do that

Azor Sandor

10:30 AM

AZOR JAIME

be honest
do you guys go on r/gameofthrones?
/got/ is good for memes and low effort funposting, but when I feel the itch to explore deeper theories I've gotta say the folks over r/gameofthrones are much smarter

Azor Petyr

you don't. it's a hack theory made up by an autistic youtuber after reading too many hack stories

Coon Beater

>"All according to Keikaku"
Is there a translator's note on this? I don't know what it means.

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You type like one might aswell stay there

this reeks of reddit

No, I go on r/ASOIAF for all the unironic lunatics and crackpot theories that they actually believe. r/gameofthrones if for normies and r/freefolk is for /got/ posers.

you /got/ me good there, cunt

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filename checks out

>REEEEE REDDIT

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fb tier post

how would you know

" It's beginning to cool down kids come back inside "

SIEG

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o shit

white walkers are literally white men

reek, my name is reek it rhymes with FREAK

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very amusing

t. Reddit

STOP WATCHING GAME OF THRONES
IT’S NOT GOOD
DON’T REWARD THEM

Post THAT thing, you know what.

snowboarding and slalom.

LOL

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why doesn't /got/ make verticals anymore?

DABID NO!

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Yeah I don't like anything either

No one:
Night King:

edit: WOW thanks for the upvotes guys!

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cuz i do horizontal with ur mom

t.incel

Did they?

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I got you bro

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there it is
head back anytime

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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What did he mean by this?

>That eye spacing
>That uncanny valley
Is Arya a time traveler?

I'm strangely ok with this

make me ;)

>There are only two gods that actually exist, The Lord of Light and the Lord of Darkness
>both have the power to bring back people from the dead, Night King is basically like one of the red priests but on the Darkness' side
>Jon and some of the cast discover that basically everyone who prays can bring back people from the dead, except they're not puppets and actually behave like they used to, if they're not skeletons or severely mutilated
>this is basically how they defeat Cersei, by bringing pretty much every dead person to their side after defeating the Night King

My aunt/wife's eyebrows are so cute...

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Dawn 2: The Reckoning

HOT

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Why does she look so old and haggard? Is it the filter?

DABID YES

why doesn't Bran just warg into the retard zombie dragon?

She is dying

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>not Dawn 2: origins

The Wall doesn't just refer to a giant mound of ice.

r/got are normies and r/freefolk are normies who think they arent normies which inturn makes them worse. r/ASOIAF is decent for bookfags but /got/ is the only true based forum

Theon had 20 good men with him, what could Euron possibly do?

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Will we ever see Aeron in the show again? Yara said she wanted to murder “an uncle or two”

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Too busy warging into all the peasant girls getting raped by Dothraki

she's white

Too busy watching terabytes of porn throughout history

>We're the only Greyjoys left... with balls that is
Either they forgot he existed or there's a deeper backstory to him than we realised.

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Does the NK have 20 good walkers? We doesn't he take Winterfell now?

why give her a body of a 40 year old woman?

I think about Theon a lot. By far the most terrifying and fucked up part of the books for me.

The Red Wedding, Ned Stark being betrayed, whatever. Nothing compared to the existential and physical horror that is Theon's existence after being captured. Imagine being tortured endlessly by having pieces of you slowly cut off cut off by a madman, while your mind goes insane. He also cuts off your dick, and taunts you about it constantly, including to other people. And being paraded around your former enemies as a broken, disgusting, hollow shell of the man you once were. That's a lot worse than getting betrayed and having a quick death to me.

What IS /ss/?

>Cersei could have just downloaded TempleOS
Dumb bitch

youtube.com/watch?v=rBaEvjtyEmE

MORE!

>single dragon burning a castle
Night King at Kings Landing?

>4 dragons
There is a giant fourth dragon going to appear?

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She’s half poo it really shows on eyebrows

not as bad as that girl who also got parts of her body flayed and was also raped

>implying that Vicky and the guy that drinks saltwater have got balls

D&D probably just wasnt paying attention

First one is NK bringing down the wall. The second one is the birth of Dany's dragon, with her also being depicted as a dragon.

>"What do dragons eat, anyway?"
>"Whatever they want"
>*YASSS QUEEN shrieks in the distance
The """""badass""""" moments in this show are so painfully cringy

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What does Nani mean?

Damn, good catch. More likely than not they forgot a character they introduced again.

What?

Female noncery

What does Nani mean - I’m asking if it translates to something in English.

Because the Nite Kang is doing that already, same with every other wight

Fucking freecucks

What?

really nailed her goblin face

OH NO NO NO NO GILLY WTF HAVE YOU DONE

youtu.be/RyUhgo4CVpo?t=61

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Are dragons immune to poison? If someone wants to kill a dragon what's to stop them from just loading a bunch of sheep in a flock up with diseases/poisons and then leaving them out to get eaten?

>Promise me, Ned

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Just don’t spoonfeed and we good

Heh.

.Sounds like real life desu.

If you're into Sumerian myhtology and the vedas that is.

GYLBERT

KING

>ill be with my family on the sofa
Based onion knight

Probably yes since they don't seem to follow normal biology and are most likely a manufaced species of some kind from the moon egg

Kyra? Ramsay killed her sometime after her attempted escape tho. She got the "mercy" of being killed. Better to be dead than kept alive only to suffer more.

Also, I always thought that perhaps Theon was raped by Ramsay, or Ramsay forcibly performed sexual acts on Theon. Ramsay talks to him on a weirdly personal, intimate level that seemed weird to me. Weird beyond the torture I mean. Also, we never learn exactly /why/ Ramsay castrated Theon. The other times Ramsay flays a body part, it's for a "reason". You ran away? You lose a finger. You didn't call me "Lord Ramsay"? You lose a toe. What exactly happened for Ramsay to cut off Theon's dick?

It's Japanese for "What."

grapes are toxic to dogs but you could eat 10 lbs of them and be perfectly okay

Maario Naharis

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>The penectomy, Ned. You were beautiful

It's not funny and it's not going to catch on just stop user. Even Bobbyposting was higher energy than this

Theon was my favorite book character until he regained his mind. You just do not come back from shit like that. Ever.

Four dragons = Both Aegons, Dany, and Viserys.

So basically the first men and the white walkers made a treaty that

No men are allowed north of the wall and the walkers wont go south, and men will sacrifice babies to keep the Walker race going

But after the years the treaty faded from memory after getting too caught up in their own Houses and politics and kingdoms, the nights watch became less relevant and just became a place to dump criminals and sacrifices dried up apart from Craster, which eventually stopped.

So the walkers have come to invade because the treaty was broken

WOOOOOHH!! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASED

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YOU GOT FAT

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Jeyne Poole

DELETE THIS
ITS NOT REAL

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Preston? Where's the fucking vid already?

How can Bobby compete?

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Is it established in the show that the priest is Aeron Greyjoy? I rewatched the Kingsmoot, painful as it was, and he isn't mentioned by name. I can't remember any other scenes he's in.

I AM DARKSTAR, AND I AM OF THE NIGHT

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Honestly wtf happened here? She experience some trauma?

ironan dies,black widow dies hi redit
Where do I start with got?

Realism

who the fuck is preston?

>she used to play a character with anorexia
kek

>Windhelm, the capital of Skyrim

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>What exactly happened for Ramsay to cut off Theon's dick?
Ramsay took Theon's dick because Theon was a ladies man who prided himself on his good looks and sexual prowess. It was one of the few elements of genuine control that Theon had in his life, given that he never had the choice of being a hostage under the Starks who could be killed at any time.

Varys actor always seems so angry in interviews while his performance character seems so much more approachable.

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red lady is hot

/Sexy Sex/

The gildergreen is coming back nicely

Bit hard
youtube.com/watch?v=DB5gklYF1sQ

Carice looks great.

I bet the body positivists did this

i know you guys have this longstanding thing going against the alleged jon fag but im not going to blow smoke here

if jon doesnt put a sword in dany and become azor ahai im going to be really disappointed in any other outcome

>I don't watch this schlock
Based Euron.

WHORE

She’s so fucking hot god damn

check 'em

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>with my girlfriend, who's over there, see she's definitely real, hello real girlfriend, wave to the camera so they know you're my girlfriend, for real

OH NO NO NOOOO
youtube.com/watch?v=U4cL13Nb1xc

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Post your memes, i missed couple days.

OH NO NO NO NO GILLYBROS

I think there were always signs, just from her bone structure alone, that she would end up fat.

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So it's the Broken Empire trilogy?

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kys autist

>legitimate question about supplying the army+dragons is raised
>YASS QUEEN IDGAF BOUT YO LOGIC
>hard cut to next scene, question never to be raised again and problem being solved by being a a strong womyn

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There's too much of Emilia in this shot
they should've told her to emote less like they've always done but I guess literally nobody on set gave a fuck anymore

lurk moar newfag

Aw she is by herself I know that feeling of awkwardness in a party scene.

I love her

I think it's so fucking funny that Stephen Dillane actually hates Game of Thrones. Seems fitting to me.

Depends if it's poisonous to them, but a lot of poisons (arsenic) are toxic to just about any creature so yeah it might work
Assuming the fire is not too hot to fuck up the poison though

> they eat whatever they want
Fuck I hate danerys so much

>Hey, Bran I need to ask you something. If it wouldn't be too much trouble.
>Ask me whatever you wish, Samwell Tarley.
>Since you say you can see anything can you look back into the past and find out how our ancestors defeated Night King in the past? We might be able to learn a lot.
>....
>If you don't like that idea can you look back and see how the wall was built? I have a theory that Bran the builder is just a folk tale considering many major castles claim he built them. Maybe looking at that would help us in some way considering it was able to keep the Others out for thousands of yea-
>They were handsome, Samwell.
>The people who built the wall?
>They were honorable and handsome Samwell. Up until their last moments. It was quite the sight.
>Who are you talking about?
>Your father and Dickon, Sam. They were burnt to ashes. By your best friends sex aunt, no less.
>B-bran...
>The ashes, Sam. They were beautiful. The way the wind blew them back. It was beautiful, Sam.

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>"That's a long way of saying "I'm afraid I don't know." Bran."

schutzstaffel

lol so epic put me in the screencap

He is credited as Aeron but not named. However when Theon and Yara meet Dany, Yara asks Dany for help killing “an uncle or two who don’t belive a woman should lead” and with no Victarion and this priest who was credited as Aeron having backed Euron over Yara it’s pretty clear that’s who he is. That also means in season one when Theon said his uncles, plural, burnt the Lannister fleet he was referring to Euron and Aeron.

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he ded

>running low on food
>concerned about not being able to feed anyone for very long
>dragons go and eat like 20 fucking goats
>no one is concerned that the dragons will probably eat everyone out of house and home within days

kek she has that harland williams chin/neck action going on

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>Jon snow steps up to speak at the council
>My lords, the reason I brought all these armies here, without food, is because I expect them all to die here
>when I ventured north, I beheld the cold eyes of the night king with my own.
>He is a monster, and leads an army of dead
>My lords, food is not important. We will fight the dead. We shall win, or die.

There. Why is my writing 100 times better than D&D? Why do they suck so much?

If I had to guess, I'd say its because the meeting of all the lords was not the "epic-speech TM" slot

Beat me to it

The night king is coming for Bran

read a book you fucking tv nigger

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you need to start policing your own. why do you allow obvious redditors to run rampant in your general?

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Why doesn't he warg into NK?

Maybe they're bad

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Dawn 2: Morning boogaloo

Who are you quoting

Once they're done with the battle, there won't me many mouths left to feed anyway.

Reminder that the white walkers built the wall

This is Azor Ahai. Say something nice about him.

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>cares so little about some kid being eaten by the dragons that she now makes quippy jokes about it
>explains the execution of the Tarlys with "they wouldn't bend the knee"

ALL HAIL THE MAD QUEEN

What if Sansa had just fucking snapped back at her right there and they got in a fucking political debate? What if we had tense dialogue about how impossible it was to feed them all, with Tyrion darkly pointing out how after their foe arrived their would be less mouths to feed (with Davos chiming in "fewer" as everyone chuckles)?

Remember when the show wasn't endless reunions and characters killing screentime by staring at each other?

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didn't Jon once hang a little kid? why does everyone give him a free pass on that one?

damn sam tarly got a pretty hot gf

I always figured Danerys would end up being a tyrant.

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The little kid stabbed him repeatedly

because the little shit deserved it

I like to think he would just ran away and cry

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I swear to god this show gets dumber with every season.

Because the kid the followed adults and should therefore beheld to same standards
Jonfags everyone

Because he pulled this face.

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did anybody else feel like d&d went on reddit or some shit and saw basic face value criticisms about the logistics in the show and got butthurt so they tried to lazily shoehorn in "big boy" talk? DURR WHAT ARE ALL DEEZ ARMIES GONNA EAT WAT DO DRAGON EAT SEND MORE HORSIES TO HOUSE GOOBLESTANKEN

there were a couple other noticeably out of place administrative remarks and bits of babble like this, like a sorry half-attempt to make the world seem real and like sansa and jon and dany and the rest of the main cast aren't just playing dungeons and dragons lite and are actually real leaders, but they all still manage to come off as melodramatic, whiny, unauthentic one note characters in a make believe kingdom

they've used the SAME 100 square feet of courtyard and ramparts in winterfell for shots and dialogue probably 50 times now and it just looks small as fuck, they've already teleported from continent to continent, they've already had logistically nonsensical shit happen with no consequences, why are they even trying to disguise it at this point? it's turned into a moderately high budget fantasy soap opera complete with secret chosen one sons, how to train your dragon-tier dual flying scenes, and "you have to earn a queen" levels of dialogue quality

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But he'll secretly feel like he does in that image. When he learns that Randyll died anyway.

That reminds me, did our guy preston make a new vid yet?

>Brann: "I'm looking forward to particular moments they won't be expecting"
What do you think happens with Brann that we wouldn't be expecting?

BESSIE

Dumber than Arya getting stabbed repeatedly, swimming in an unsanitzed lake and coming out of it perfectly fine dumb?

Good writing

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Does anybody actually think Bronn will do it? All I could think of during that scene was that Bronn is going to die this season.

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you never made a cunt face when you were his age? how would you feel having your existence ended for that

no

underrated

if that happened it would expose that there is no reason to defend Winterfell at all.

in the books we know for a fact that there is a battle of winterfell vs Ramsay in book 6 -- there's not going to be ANOTHER battle of winterfell in the next book.

it's guaranteed that the final battle in the books will be no more northerley than the Bloody Gate of the Vale of Arryn, which is specifically set up as a gate that can be defended by a few warriors against any amount of infantry.

the winterfell defence in the show is because D&D know the normies will assume the heroes can't possibly lose.

By caving his chest in with a fucking hammer

It'd be stupid if anyone but Bran said it.

It'd be mighty embarrasing.

Don't worry they'll top that soon.

20 good men was season 5.

it's literally not possible to get dumber than that.

I like her better this way, rich schoolgirl with a crush >>>>>> epic badass queen of murder

I'm betting on Bronn double-crossing Cersei

He will aim the crossbow at Tyrion's back and he shoots but it turns out he shot an assassin that was going to stab Tyrion

Afterwards they greet each other and have a few quips about balls

JVST

Ok

He took the gold that Cersei paid up front and fucked off to Braavos, never to be seen nor heard from again.

Save bad pusy (who still hasn't died) from Cersei's dungeon, changes sides and helps in the war, retires as a lord of some castle with Tyene as his lady

everyone's getting upset about Gilly, but I had no idea that was Kitt's actual voice.

DOUBLE DUBS CONFIRM
BAD PUSY LIVES

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the best tiddies in westeros

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not gonna lie i was fully erect during this scene

Fuck you, don't insult How to Train Your Dragon by comparing it to this garbage.

HOW MANY DAYS DOES PRESTON NEEED

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So is Qyburn the most clever man Sansa knows?
What a goofy fucking scene, its straight out of Batman and Robin.

It's very likely they will have to explain the WW symbols they make with the bodies or their motives. What will it be?

He has cancer dude, he's in hospital on chemo

>Dinklage got an emmy for meme trial by combat
>Lena didn't win anything for this masterclass in femdom
I'm mad about it to this day

Calling Sansa the smartest person in the world based on her season seven actions might be just as dumb

If Tyene is still alive then Qyburn must have wanted her alive for some reason while Cersei for some reason didn;t want the satisfaction of seeing her and he rmother's corpses.

>/got/ gives you cancer
Why am i not surprised

Don't give up hope mate, she might still burn Winterfell to the ground.

You're under-thinking it, user.
>Bron will aim the crossbow at Tyrion
>surprise!- he puts a bolt through a pro-Sansa Northerner
>Northerner hates outsiders and was going to stab Tyrion
>Tyrion and Bron trade a quick nod
>suddenly, bigots rush the scene from all directions...
>Tyrion and Bron close ranks and fight-off the bigots back-to-back
>quips and counter-quips fly
>hatebigots drop left-and-right, each grunt and thud more satisfying than the next

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Wasn’t Podrick revealed to be the most hung guy in all of Westeros a few seasons back? When is he going to tear shit up?

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Sansa walks in on him masturbating in the Godswood, muttering about rape

>Batman and Robin

You're thinking of Poison Ivy aren't you?

He already put his sword in her if you know what I mean ;). It's on fire because he got the clap from that hussy and she will die because of it he will be sad but discover antibiotics which will kill the white walkers and help the land screen cap this!!!

Why did they kill Myrcella anyway? She's still alive in the books because everyone in Dorne realised killing their hostage would be retarded.

To make cersei go full dark side

who cares
where is alt shift x

muh Cersei tragic character development

Hung or skilled. Who knows? They won't explain it in a scene.

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

Cersei needed to go nuclear, nothing more STANDING than losing the only thing she loved

>everyone in Dorne realised killing their hostage would be retarded.

Because it's not the everyone from the books.

dude its just creepy shit lmao we don't have to explain anything

underrated

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Dornish people are just braindead retarded cucks in the show, same reason bastards who murdered the royal family suddenly rule the whole place

They're going to rush it in the last two epeisodes aren't they?

alt shift x is good but he doesnt talk about how the show is fucking stupid and makes no sense

Does he? I thought he just didnt care much about it

So they had Dorne do out of character retarded shit in order to get the plot where they wanted it? Sounds like D&D alright.

We haven't had decent pacing since season 4, so yeah

Yup, and those stupid fake plastic lips

Now don't implicitly insult Doran Martell just because his sister in law fits your description.

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>Kit Harington's voice
WTF?

Reminder that Sean Bean is returning for the finale

As a spooky ghost?

kino

Of course, and it seems that their solution to tying up any loose ends will just be to kill off a shit load of characters.

Bran timetravel for forced hackneyed poetry

No one's ever really gone.

>Kit's voice

u fuckin wot m8

>Gendry has hair

Why did he scalp himself in the show, it looks like crap

It will end where (When?) it began probably.

This.

The comet was at the same time as the funeral pyre that birthed the dragons.

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Such a comfy episode

>bastards of the Martell's kill the Prince
>they run the entire Kingdom
>not a hint of resistance mentioned
>that big nigger guard going down for the count thanks to a small dagger in the back

how have you not seen a single kit interview until now?

She may be ugly, but she has a pretty nice body

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It was dumb apart from your last point. That dagger probably cut through his spinal cord or brain stem.

Is it really necessary that every female character acts smug every time they show her.
Is this d&d's understanding of strong female characters or just bad acting?

That's Darkstar's sword, Dusk.

Cersei naturally becoming a Queen without any reason after killing half of King's Landing was more retarded.

Actress no used to Iceland cold. She actually looks about right for being stuck in the freezing cold

That was one of the worst, are you kidding? Terrible dialogue, with the whole episode just reminding people where everyone is. Only the opening with Tyrion and Sansa was good.

>blow up half the city
>claim the throne
>people oppose her
>blow up the city again

Both

Reminder that King Jaime and Queen Brienne will lead Westeros into a new age of peace and prosperity

likely because faggots on the street thought she'd blow up the rest of the city if they resisted her actively after blowing up the Sept

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Well who else was going to sit on the throne? Qyburn?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SAVE ME MASSSSSAAAA DORAANNNNNNNNN

I watched a youtube video today saying that Jamie might get tried for attempting to kill Bran

Correct me if I'm wrong but no one knows that Jamie was the one who pushed Bran out the window right? IIRC even Bran didn't know since he got amnesia after it.

I'm assuming that Bran knows about it now with his powers but he probably isn't even mad at Jamie about it since it's his "destiny" or whatever and probably won't feel the need to tell anyone else about it

Whatever they want!

>Carrice van houten is considered hot in America

Man, she is actually known for having a "horse face" here in the Netherlands. What the fuck is wrong with you Americans?

Jon & Dany die, their daughter is made Queen and Jorah will be her hand

Don’t foget Godzilla, who is frozen in slumber in a northern glacier

Jesus.

wew
absolute state of Netherlands

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>kill thousands of people among them lords, the (princess Diana) Queen, the chariamatic religious leader
>have no claim to the throne
>no heir
>still the Tyrells and the Bank of Bravos think is the more stable option
???

NEW:

>I was I was back in Norvos with the monks...

Even worse, he's probably being put on trial by Dany for killing her father, the Mad King - even though all the characters, including Dany herself, have already acknowledged that the Mad King was evil and that he deserved to die.

GoT would be saved with this exchange

CHRIST CASSIE, I MEANT EAT ONE BURGER, NOT EVERY FUCKING THING YOU SEE

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New Thread:

If you are part of an important house why don't just return with the Targ girl at this point knowing she has dragons, a huge army and claim to the throne? You could ever marry one of your sons to her.

And Dany never even met the guy. Not that she recalls anyway.

I'd love to see the dialogue they come up with for that.

He told Jamie last season that he's not going to serve someone to just die. And he was going to die fighting for the lannisters becasue of the Dragons. He won't do shit he might just give that crossbow to tyrion and have bants

Cersei has way too much pride to be much of a sharer.

Didn't she refuse to form a temporary truce with Dany when Jon tried to prove the White Walkers are real to her with a wright?

She's like an eighth, if that

No chance in heck he will kill either Lannister brother. He's frankly the only likable character left so I am hoping for his survival.

Oh you mean anothe rnoble house.

Well then we'd get more filler.

post webms of emilia clarke acting

Especially since shes met Tywin

based on the preview where she's angrily and smugly going on about how he murdered her father, I can totally see that happening

it'll be even more infuriating knowing neither Jaime or Bran will point out the fact that he was trying to burn all of King's Landing

Littlefinger stopped being the smartest when his reaction season 7 wasn't "That's it. I'm getting out of here."

>he fell for the wanton brutality is smart meme
You could have just as well said Cersei.

At which point she'll double down on him being her father.

It sound slike she's just consolidating and the Mad King is an excuse. A really terrible excuse everyone could see through but she has dragons.