Just b urself, bro!

>just b urself, bro!

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Just be a rich, high status, confident, 7 foot tall giant, bro

He's hung like a fucking horse

so he was being himself

One of the Witcher books had a short story that was basically Beauty and the Beast, and the "Beast" was perfectly happy to be that way because women were way more attracted to him as a giant, strong, rich monster than they were in his previous like (a weak, timid, normal-sized man).

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*previous life

Female romance story
>accidentally have a super rich and hot guy fall in love with you
>do nothing

Fuck women.

Male romance story
>accidentally have a dozen super hot and loyal chicks fall in love with you
>do nothing

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>weebshit

Just be rich, have a 15" cock and be a monstrous giant bro!
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Just take the FuturePill anons. It's the only way.

ok
Western male romance story
>get cuckolded within the first 10 minutes
>accidentally have a super hot girl fall in love with you
>do nothing

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Moron, look at his face. Harem anime is a joke on the guy because no matter what he does he's wrong. He can't have all of them at once and he can't choose one because that immediately invokes the anger and rage of all the rest so he's doomed to nothing but accidental levels of closeness.

If you want a male romance story watch Alita Battle Angel.

how pathetic must someone be to watch harem anime. Its disgusting

Was she a horse girl?

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The insufferable thing is that women who like Beauty and the Beast see it as some kind of moral self-expression. "I don't need looks to fall in love!" Yeah you just need to be given a mansion with a dozen servants and be made actual royalty, nothing shallow about that at all.

I could make a better argument about my sexual morality saying that I don't need a girl to be popular, stylish, or from a good family, I just need her to be fit and clean.

Wrong.

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what was the point of belle being the hottest babe in the land if the beast was supposed to learn to not judge others by their appearance

yen? she eventually fixed herself

Hardly. I want to earn her love. Women just want it for free.

Having him transform into a generic prince was such a fucking cop out. Movie would have been much better with them failing to fix the curse and Belle taking the knot.