alone again sir? here is your popcorn. enjoy the movie.
Alone again sir? here is your popcorn. enjoy the movie
Isaac Thompson
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Noah Collins
Hey Bob-O. How's the butter tonight?
Grayson Morgan
>alone again
why the fuck would he say that to me? that’s bad customer service. I could get him fired.
The girl at the counter at my
theater used to try and talk to me (once she even told me that if I waited until the next showtime she’d be off work and I could watch the movie with her lmao), but now she knows to just give me my fucking popcorn and don’t even look at me.
Ayden Lewis
You dont need gfs when you have PC gaming.
Jonathan Torres
robert doesn't mean anything by it, he knows your a loner he's just busting your balls
Wyatt Cooper
Not quite my tempo bud
David Martin
>too autistic to accept a pity date
reminds me of high school
Brody Anderson
Sir? Common Big Bob, no need for this formal shit, I'm your friend I'm on of you niggas.
Hi5 my nigger o/
Caleb Russell
>how is the butter tonight
Xavier Walker
Should I leave this board?
Sebastian Watson
by all means
Luis Watson
If you can then almost certainly.
Hudson Gomez
>not understanding what the no singles policy is
Robert is a bro that disobeys this policy specifically so you can enjoy your kino. Fuck off
Luke Allen
why would you not. oh, right.. the (you)s. here's another for the long road ahead, bud.
Henry Hall
Robert you haven't been trying to fuck my wife have you..right otherwise I'll shoot yo ass black boy.
Jack Miller
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Xavier Kelly
>a girl actually talks to you first
>reject her because of retard pride
FUCK YOU
Aiden Hill
>not taking a notebook and a pen with you so they think you are a reviewer
Sebastian Stewart
Wow she is actually a lot cuter now.
All she needed to do was remove smug-ass smirk.
John Morales
Oh no Robert for fucks sake I trusted you I though you wouldn't be like of those niggers from the hood goddamn it get yo ass back here black boy.
Ethan Martinez
Robert my man!
Don't worry I have a date to get past the no singles policy she's just meeting up with me later kek
I'll take some crab legs and kino corn for my falcon. Extra butter on both!
I better take a bullet proof vest too. Don't want another incident like the last kinoplex! Designated shooter missed half the theatre and got escorted to the popcorn mines for 3 months!!
Hopefully I pass penis inspection in the showers and don't get sent to the manlet pits kek
Can't forget my theatre anvil!
And Robert, big guy! Watch out for those wet floors!!
Top kek. Based oldfags
Tyler Brown
Oh ye hey man...thanks...maybe I'll choke and die while eating popcorn so ye...fuck my life...nah you good I'm just thinking...forget it man hey thanks by the way,have a good time.
Grayson Thomas
alone again sir?
...
you don't have to be.
Jaxson Morris
Did you bring the flask again? Don't worry, I won't tell the management, just be safe tonight user.
Leo Reed
IT'S MA'AM. GET IT RIGHT ASSHOLE
Landon Morales
Charles Martinez
I know this is bait but still imagine sharing a board with this then they wonder why they can’t get laid.
William Murphy
she cute
Jonathan Collins
Oh ye...Ahem also I brought a ...... just close the fucking door you won't get fired or anything nothing is gonna happen...trust me Robert is better that way.
Dominic Barnes
>T-thanks. Designated shooter's seat at the corner again r-right?
Jason Watson
yes.. thank you
is there any white people who can pass me the popcorn i dont touch your kind its my religion
Charles Richardson
thats a dude, man
Asher Gutierrez
this is a meme right? people don't ACTUALLY go to the movies alone right?
you have at least ONE (1) friend/acquaintance/co-worker/family member to go watch a movie with.........................right?
Jacob Brown
this makes my physically angry
Jonathan Morales
I've done it once, but then again I once went 2 months without sex so I understand that I'm a bit of an outlier
Hunter Kelly
Yes I go with my mom.
Connor Evans
that bitch got fucking owned
Adam Lee
>I better take a bullet proof vest too. Don't want another incident like the last kinoplex! Designated shooter missed half the theatre
I'm not even memeing when I say this. I'm thinking of getting one when I go see the premier of The Joker.
Jayden Walker
impressive b8. some of you guys are getting really good
Juan Brown
>but then again I once went 2 months without sex
pathetic. try 27 years
Connor Johnson
Those are certainly slavic facial features, no doubt
iirc she's adopted?
Jayden Perry
Legitimately a good idea, the fucking loonies are gonna come out for that
Liam Rogers
Only in America...
Bentley Hall
I went to see Thor by myself
To this day I have no idea why because I dont even like or watch capeshit
Nicholas Torres
I literally see multiple movies alone per week.
Blake Hernandez
Last summer I went over to a buddy's place and his neighbor was sitting outside just staring across the street. We asked him what was up and he said "a dude just got shot there" and pointed to the other sidewalk. Sure as shit there was some blood, said he'd called the cops but no one had shown up yet, so we invited him in and the 3 of us just did blow for a while.
Chase Harris
I'm really down on my luck to be honest Robert, you wanna grab a cold one after your shift? I sure could use some comradery.
Jeremiah Barnes
I'M THE GOD OF HELL FIRE AND I BRING FIRE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
Xavier Barnes
Richard Linklater used to go to the movies alone all the time.
If Richard Linklater thinks it's okay to go to the movies alone, I think it's okay to go to the movies alone.
Blake Garcia
Upvoted, friend!
Edit: Thanks for the reddit gold!
Nathaniel Fisher
Fucking based!
James Diaz
I need to have some one to go with me, because I can't be physically awake if I'm alone in the theater.