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First for grewishka

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Nice fanart but the thread evaluator is gonna hate you for missing the count

you fucked up

He has OC anyway

Don't give up user, you just need the willpower!

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How does this happen so often....
one person call it and two people make threads??

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Honestly this happens waaay too much, don't even know why i bother calling it.

Good Afternoon Alitists
I like your choice of art, but next time don't forget the link to the old thread. thread number is nice but optional
I'm glad you appreciate these user!
You can tell alotta love went into that
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Whose rules do I live by?

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Is there a sequel coming out or something? How can you lot still talk about this?

Some people start baking before announcing

Anyway, for some wonderous reason (Easter?) Alita is back in my local theater on Saturday, so I'll be going to see it again. Been over week since last time.

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Yup. Saved.

Yeah its getting really fucking annoying

>You guys nod't mind if I join?

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giv me cuties of the Alite Bottle Angle

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Hello new bread. Please be healed by Arita's Blessed Eyes, which Shine with a Light that Smites the unbeliever.

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>webm guy announces he will make new thread
>someone makes one anyway
everytime

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>Scoot in a little closer, we only got half your face

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That shit needs to stop.
Yeah, I've never followed a movie like this before, but Fandango shows viewings end this week. Alita tickets shows the same, except one theater has no showings today or tomorrow, but four standard each day from Friday to next Thursday. I'll miss it when it leaves theaters, but I'd like some closure.

>What did I tell you about those collars, Alita?

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They ran out of things to talk about weeks ago. Now it's just circlejerking and spamming shitty memes.

>user likes them, dad.

>I'm gonna pay user a little visit

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Did you miss the transhumanism debate, the sequel plot discussion, the Alita Experience, and all the other discussion that's been had here? As a European, I tend to miss those and having to catch them from the archive. It's pretty dead here during Eurotime.

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this mad lad saw it 30 times
mad talented too

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>UGH DAD I HATE YOU.

It can be kinda slow EU and AUS hours unless theres some news/good topics.

And the discussion we had just last night about whether we think Daisuke or Dyson is the better Ido.

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>You'll thank me one day

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buzz off

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>If you hurt user he won't make anymore OC

How you anons doing today?
I work only on weekends, and just found out that Sunday is a bank holiday so only working one day this week and getting paid for it, and the weekend after that I've got stock take which is an easy piss take :)

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>user doesn't need legs to make OC...

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I'm doing well, fren. I'm trying to force myself to go see a movie tonight. It's a harsh world down here...

>Ido shatters your legs with the rocket hammer
>Alita keeps your immobile body in her room
haha boy that sure sounds terrible

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Good to hear fren, and good for you. You'll enjoy it in the end, once your in your seat then you can just relax and forget about everything.

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>ido invites his friend annie wilkes over

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haha yeah that would be the worst ahaha, imagine being with Alita forever

>Ido shatters your legs with the rocket hammer
>Alita keeps your immobile body in her room
>You get to see Alita spend time with her bf in her room
It's a bad day for user

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Would kill myself by whatever means necessary to be honest.

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>so you made your user a broken pair of legs ?

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>user DROP THAT KNIFE

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>A little bit
kek'd

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>implying /ALITA/ isn't 100% on board with any and all of Jimbo's autistic design decisions

Id love to see Rosa's actual facial expressions before the mo cap stuff for both of these pics.

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>30*10$ =300$
Or do you have one of those passes that lets you see however many a week?

Goodbye gally

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>DON'T DO IT

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Tokyo Zombie was an enjoyable adaptation made in Japan. Helps that the source material is tiny compared to others that have been adapted.

Why is everyone in /Alita/ threads so cute?

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I have spent 150 Aud on the manga, 160 on cinema tickets, 300 on an xbox one, (4k blu ray player) and 1500 on a QLED tv that i will use exclusively to watch Alita on

When is the Blu ray coming out?

Alita Heals, user. Alita Saves.

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>Box Office: 'X-Men: Dark Phoenix' May Gross Less Than 'Alita: Battle Angel'
>forbes.com/sites/scottmendelson/2019/04/17/x-men-dark-phoenix-alita-battle-angel-box-office-fox-disney-sophie-turner-jennifer-lawrence/#61b43e8788d2
What did he mean by this?

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Please make it so

It means he wants Alita fans to give him clicks

a cute

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>>Alita keeps your immobile body in her room
How do I poop?

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X-who, I litrelly forgot this was coming out because of /alita/ and GoT and all this Capeshit.

Shit's gonna tank HARD.

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They should stop torturing the actors they have signed on for these movies and let Marvel reboot the X-Men. Not that I'd see the rebooted movies either.

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tfw (((Scott))) was just pretending to hate Alita because he knows the fanbase is huge and he just wants free clicks.

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diapers

God, LO is so fucking shit

The only reason I even know about it is because they were running trailers on Alita for it. I am actually interested in seeing it, but I haven't actually watched any of the X-men before, so I'll be a bit like those guys who got introduced to Star Wars by watching the Clone Wars cartoons, I guess.

It would help if jean wasn’t played by a fridge bodied mailbox head. She’s supposed to be a 12/10 super babe. Cameron, RR, and crew kept faithful to their source material and made Alita 14/10 C U T E.

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SCOT STOP POSTING YOUR LINK IN THESE THREADS, NO FREE CLICK FROM ME.

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>Bohemian Rhapsody
It's still playing here. Wow.

One user might be in heaven

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Is this perhaps the same guy who fantasizes about going through with Grewishka’s/Makaku’s plan to make Alita into a pendant?

I remember that fucking guy....
No shame

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My ideal gf.
Also eating chick-fil-a as we speak.

Whats that user? your NOT going to drop $1.3K on 4 coins from your favorite movie!?

Wtf's wrong with you....

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And you're NOT going to drop $1.7k on a bus shelter poster from your favorite movie...

/alita/ disgusts me.

Original date was supposed to be mid May. A post on Instagram claims June 25th. Australian retailers say July 17th Amazon for UK and France lists end of July.

-_-

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How about those two floors high exterior movie theater posters?

>Alita: Battle Angel’s $405 million cume
Rounding up, or did it pass 405 already?

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>from the producers of titanic and avatar

I distinctly remember this turning me off to the movie at first. When you have to market your movie by its producers...

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I dont even know how they make those...

I dont really mind it desu, as It just gives you a taste of what your in for, based on their previous works.

youtube.com/watch?v=KBYkZFHvhdY
They print them on a big roll of platic (perhaps with tiny holes in it to reduce the weight) and just hang it.

This artist looks really familiar, like I'm getting dark souls concept art vibes. Who was the artist on this?

How exactly is this supposed to "btfo" Alita?

I don't know, user. I just saved it and reposted it

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>and 1500 on a QLED tv
You dun goofed, you mong. Nothing beats an OLED tv in picture quality, not even cinema projectors.

>Scott, son of Mendel

After a week of alita being out of theaters, it’s coming back to the cheapies (4 bucks daily, 2 bucks Tuesdays) this Friday. Now I can keep watching alita all the time. I’m probably at about 40.

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I regret not seeing it in the closing weeks, it's comfier when there's fewer people in the theater and you feel like you have the entire screen for yourself

Two of the showings I went to were in the morning, 7 dollars and the theater all to myself both times. Maximum comfy. Best move for any movie worth seeing in theaters.

Who's going to play cute autist Zazie in the second trilogy?

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Are you serious? Who else watches Alita on a daily basis? What do you get out of it?

Same, early morning screening are best. Theater basically empty. And you get the entire showing to yourself.

Max /comf/

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>cheapies

I'm so jealous. We don't have these, because nothing is cheap here.

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you guys are just too perfect to exist. why

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I used to live by the cheap theater, it was like a block from my house and I'd watch everything they had in that place and I used to hit it up afterschool before walking home every day. God I miss that right about now.

Is Rosa going to play all of the Alita clones?

gib Rosa gf

I work 40 hours in 3 days so I have 4 days off. So I was watching alita on my days off, and first saw it early opening night. There were one r two days I saw it three times in one day. I go to the movies a lot but yeah this was different. It wasn’t boring a single time.

>How exactly is this supposed to "btfo" Alita?
Who is saying that?

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Some fatass sat two seats to my left on my last viewing, I wanted to murder him but stayed in my preselected seat cus I picked best seat in the whole theater. C6....

>Some fatass sat two seats to my left on my last viewing

Jesus christ you're a fucking asshole LOL

Some user who got no replies

t. pic related

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based

Whatever fuck off.

>twitter.com/AlitaMovie/status/1096046408690470912
More fanart retweets from Alitamovie. Glad they are being active, shame they didn't do this during the run, now when the movie is out ot theaters feels a bit late. Still happy to see official twitter being active.

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I don't see why she wouldn't, they're all CGI after all. She could even do genderbent Sechs and make a >manly voice.

I don't remember if it was mentioned in the manga but I think her clones would get an unique voice to distinguish themselves from Alita.

How much CGI and post-processing does one need to make a below-6, already old-looking 33-year-old to look kinda cute and fuckable?

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i love that these threads are dying lol

Fuck off

>implying she isn't already super-cute

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At least spam it when it’s true jerome

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too cute

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yeah I've heard that one before

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>mfw I wont have these feels of having the whole theater to myself when seeing /ourgirl/ up on the big screen, for around another 2 and a half years minimum.

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>tfw just got my 4th arizona alita can

She really is.

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You guys have some either really low, or extremely different standards of beauty. Or what are good genes to be passed along to the next gen.

Rosa is cute, but Alita is TOO CUTE!

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But you can build blanket fort at your place and watch Alita inside once blu ray comes out, fren.

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People have been saying this general was dying back before #50.

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this was a much funner movie than i expected it to be based on rotten potatoes. yall should check it out if theres no more alita showings within 100 miles of you. too bad it wont ever have a sequel.

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This unironically sounds like a good idea...

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It's the loneliest feeling not to know who you are..

It just keeps going. We're never gonna stop.

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You're an Alitafren, user, and you're among Alitafrens.

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You... have the soul of a survivor.

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First Tiegel and now this. Kishiro knows his audience.

Is it ever explained why those martians, or at least the squad Alita was part of, all have those big animesque eyes?

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Mars is further away from the Sun than Earth, it's dark in space.

Not sure, but they all have them. Maybe it's to help with exposure in the eyes on Mars, just through evolution.

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Why would we stop? Alita is amazing and will most likely get a sequel.

People claim that the skulls in the URM ship also has big eye sockets. I haven't been to enough anatomy lessons yet to notice that.

>i'm here to satisfy your lewd desires.

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Damn it, I lost my phone, like lost lost. I'm sad right now. A lot of Alita pictures were on it.

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Something's up with this Blondita...she must be baiting for (You)'s she can write VICE clickbait about

Were you picky about what pictures you saved?

Yes, the Martians on the URM ship have big eye sockets too.

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>i was built to please you

Anons can heal you with their Alita packs

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There was a Mega of some anons /alita/ archive, what could help you out!

And sucks you lost your phone user.

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The newer QLEDs with HDR are actually pretty good.
>Fun fact: Samsung started using Q-dot technology in 2016 with KS series, but then some gook marketer had the bright idea to market it as some sort of breakthrough that justifies a new name and pricetag. So in 2017 they rolled it as QLED
Which model did you buy?

Taking no responsibility for this, wear your antivirus etc: mega.nz/#F!m6IwFQjS!nmAZYSaDujJTewj0KmgoaA

This is so heartwarming.

yjk

>kissu

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I've downloaded it and its fine, however there is a DS_ store file in each folder which you can delete. Because the user who uploaded it was a Mac user, see pic related.

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>mfw knew i should've bought both iron city experience t-shirts

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Also mfw the order cut-off for the Damascus blade closed was back in October - four months before the movie came out.

Don't worry user, I'm sure you'll find one on eBay for like 3 times the price...

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Smartasses are listing the plastic version for the price of the steel one right now.

Gah love that webm. The way she gets in to it and tilts her head back as she kisses, hate to say it, it's hot.

These numbers!

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I'm tempted to get one of those from Weta, but I feel like it would just make me look like Pic related to get one.

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As long as you're not fat, wear a trenchcoat, have long hair, a neckbeard, or fedora, you're fine.

Alita has Blessed us with Repeating Numerals, brothers and sisters

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That wholesome smile.

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I did get the cosplay one for cosplay, but if I was going to get a real steel sword for display, I'd probably opt for a real antique with some pedigree that could also within regulation for dress uniform use.

Well I am not any of the above.

Ill think on it.

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/Healing/ increased 2x times in this thread!

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>5 gallon bucket right next to the couch

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Leaky roof, or bucket for shrimp shells and bottle caps when you can't be arsed to go to the kitchen to throw stuff away?

She just wants us to be loved.

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but thats obviously his parents or grandparents house, he just lives there without paying rent

Its where the head of his enemies dissolve in chloric acid.

calm down mengele

chloric acid doesn't dissolve corpses really well user

How you know this?!

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>i warned you, respect my lady
*swish* *splash*
>heh, nothing personel

lmao that couch is perfect for hiding drawn butter and cocktail sauce stains

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What do you know user? Tell us your secrets.
Maybe Alita did it to get rid of the Vector corpse. What happened with all that?

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steak dissolve test

just sayin. if you need to dissolve something in the future use HI or perchloric acid

Okay the stuff I'm looking up now is definitely putting me on a list somewhere at GCHQ.

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>just sayin
>hypothetically speaking of course.

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You don't need to know about this sort of thing, Alita. The Factory cleans up after your messes

yeah why wasnt there a mark on alita for killing vector after this?

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>oy you got a loicense for looking up text?

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Vector hid the evidence because he is entertained by her antics.

Natural selection doesn't work that fast, my money is on genetical engineering.

>Vector
Nova, obviously, sorry.

This film has ruined my perception of other movies, mostly newer ones. It's actually like a real film.

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Nova's guarantee that the Factory would look the other way this time still stood

reasons

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Why is macOS so bad at making archives?

>tfw you will never wake up to those eyes

and can anyone figure out what novas position in zalem is after this movie???
hes obviously got enough pull to control vector and thugs like grewishka, but he doesnt just have all factory forces crush alita and take her heart by force? very confusing what jimmy camaro did here.

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It's just a cache file for the icons. It's moderately useful for other macs, but it's fluff for anyone else. You can turn it off in MacOS if you want, but most users don't know or care about it. I'm one of the few who have hidden files always visible and clear away all DS_Store stuff from my archives.

Same reason there was never a mark on Grewishka despite all the shit he did. Nova.

It would be pretty cool if we find out that Nova is actually an outlaw computer hacker who is being hunted in Zalem. That might make it more similar to the manga without having him as an actual outcast. Maybe Nova and Ido were colleagues and Nova ratted him out to the authorities as revenge for something.

and why was this bitch not showing bussy after getting fuged by vector??? immersion ruined. rodriguez youre a HACK.
and dont even get me started on the conveniently placed trash compactor that crushed stinger.

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ifigured he was in some high level security position but obviously not running the city. some anons posted he comes off as the king of zalem in this movie.

Because having the combined force of every factory in Iron City just crush her wouldn't be very entertaining.
>I found the only way to enjoy immortality is to watch others die.

If you look at the environment Alita and Stinger and Screwhead are racing through they're in a market areas. Markets tend to produce a lot of garbage. Having a trash compactor there isn't that unreasonable. That particular type, yes, but a trash compactor, not so much

>me on the right

Yeah, his exact position in Zalem is a mystery.
He has specifically stated during the final dialogue that Alita and Ido will not be persecuted by Factory, so he either has authority over it, or at least can cover up a murder of an official and destruction of a bunch of Centurions and a Deckman.

Yes, but I noticed how Nova is basically sneaking around in the shadows, and he's not making speeches to the population or anything like that. Everything is done by brain-hacking other people, or by actual computer control (the defense rings) - so I was hip to the idea that he might be some kind of laughing man/puppet master guy without having formal power up there.

Nice quads, why-no-nude-Jennifer-Connelly-user

>but he doesnt just have all factory forces crush alita and take her heart by force?
It's possible he lacks that kind of power, but he also might enjoy creating dramatic scenes IRL.
Imagine being the one who created the real life drama on the tube to Zalem?

yeah that would fit well with what hes like in the mango, creating monsters like makaku and super saiyan zapan for shits and giggles. thats even what ido says he wont help chiren do.

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I have a real bastard of a gamemaster as one of my best friends, and yeah this reminds me how it would be to have him self-inserted into a story.

what could have been

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>fish bimbo
oh am i glad it didn't happen

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made for lewd

Was the setting just too outlandish for plebs?

How long until we start doing annual reunion screenings like they do for Rocky Horror Picture Show or The Room?

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it wasnt outlandish enough for me. i would have preferred a more trash dump looking iron city like in the mango instead of happy rio de janeiro with robots.

Ill go next week and watch Alita 3D again

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Obviously not. The some of the MCU has literal Norse gods, Teslaracts(sp?), the Bifrost, Interdimensional portals, beasts out of Helheim, and enough nonsense going on to laugh your ass off 20 times over. I think it's only the lack of marketing and access media shilling which made this movie a less than 1 bn box office.

God, please no. I'd at least like to think our autists can sit quietly and just watch the movie.

no marketing. goldfish brain normies had no clue it was running

The eyes was a major turn off for a lot of people, and that being the people that even saw it, since there wasn't much marketing to speak of.
The idea that outlets are saying it needs to make 500 million to break even is fucking laughable. The Ghostbusters reboot, which had a goddamn insane marketing campaign behind it, supposedly "needed" 500 million to break even, and Sony themselves said 400 was the point. I know this isn't the best comparison, but no way Alita needs more than 350 to be profitable. It has made money.

>ywn fall asleep with Alita
>ywn feel her metal body pressed against your body as you embrace her
>ywn hear her gentle moans as she sleeps
>ywn hear her whisper "user" as she dreams
>ywn spend the following morning cuddling her

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Actually strike that, for the Ghostbusters reboot, Sony said 300 was the break point, and look at it's budget and marketing. 350 for Alita, with it's slightly higher budget, makes sense.

To live is to suffer

But user, you can find a real girl to do all this wi-
Oh, you don't like real girls.

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Alita made me wish I had never been born.
and it's all my fault not hers

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Nova tells her she's clear doesn't he?
my question is why the mark automatically goes to Hugo after Zapan kills the dude
how are marks determined in the first place? how do they determined who did what?

I'm about to go for my 11th and 12th tonight, Alitans. Anything to look out for when I'm watching the movie?

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Depends on what you're really looking for. I'd say really try to look out for Rosa somewhere in the bar scene. Anywhere in the background, any of the girls in there. That, and just be on the look out for any dialogue that may come back later. Every line matters. Have fun user!

>yearly IMAX screenings
That would be great. I'm tempted to organize a group of people to do that here in Scandinavia.

Fuck you I'm jealous. She's only in 2D here now.

focus on alitas facial expressions throughout the movie is always one option. i almost always went with that. another is the opposite, looking for background details you might have missed before. fun in the city shots.

Zapan (or more likely his buddy) reported it to the factory, and they were believed because he's Hunter-Warrior Zapan accusing a no-name street rat. It's yet another thing that shows how shitty Iron City actually is.

>look out for Rosa somewhere in the bar scene.
Is this true? I always thought this was just a myth.

Will keep my eyes and ears peeled.

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Should I get the RAH figure or wait for Alita figma?

Rosa said she has a cameo somewhere and we seem to have narrowed it down to the bar scene but I don't think anyone has confirmed it yet

She confirmed it was the bar scene.

Not exactly like the Rocky Horror Picture Show with regard to audience participation, but having an annual event where we sit just quietly and watch the movie - and then perhaps go out for an optional meal to talk about it - sounds good.

I do think Alita broke even, especially with the very little marketing, and the supposed Texas tax rebates factored in. The thing about the Ghostbusters reboot is that audiences hated it. Also I wonder if all the media schmoozing for Ghostbusters had been factored into the marketing budget for the movie, or if they hid those losses other places in the general studiio budget.

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>yeehaa

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Right, Alita having a fanbase like it does is a major factor in deciding if they want to make sequels. The fact articles are saying a sequel can happen, Jim will jump at the chance to do more, no question.

I think she's near the left of the screen looking at Clive Lee when Zapan introduced the HWs, but I could be wrong. I noticed that on my last viewing and haven't had the chance to check the camrip yet.

It has made some money so far, but the Blu-Ray and what ever merch they are selling is where the real profits are to be made. And most likely what will push the sequel to happen.

Ya just checked... pretty sure thats her. Even with the astounding high deff.

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I'll look for that. Somebody else said she's standing behind McTeague when the dog jumps off his lap.

Odin's movie blog's calculations is guestimating 430 million as the Sexual Mark, but that's only because he wants to be fair and uses the same standard for all movies no matter where they were shot, and how they were marketed, and where they made their profits. He uses the 60% box office take, but that needs to be adjusted down for Alita because it made such a large chunk of its box office in China. It did, however, spend less on marketing than other movies. It had the Texas tax rebate. And then you have wildcards like those Chinese guys straight up donating part of the box office to the studio because they want a sequel.

I'm not against what Odin is doing, because he needs to cover a lot of movies and be fair with them - lest he's blamed for being arbitrary - but I think the Sexual Mark might already have been reached.

looks too skinny to me. but i thought kumaze was sitting at a table alone for most of those shots/

Only one way to find out...

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Does anyone want to go see the movie next week in Lancaster, CA?

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There's someone behind McTeague who resembles Rosa a bit but if you pause it I'm pretty sure it isn't her

Ill come, cant take to long to get here from the UK right?
theres not a single showing left on this dog shit island

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You have your own Lancaster, silly.

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Yeah but ours is very shitty and isn't screening Alita anymore. :((

This Lancaster is shitty too, but for some reason a theater decided to bring back Alita in 3D for next week.

we'll be here waiting with you for the bluray

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Why is this general allowed?

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It's still running in Calais and other cities in France.

Why would it not be allowed

I repent - I originally thought the movie was going to be a disaster like "Immortal" and "Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow." But I was wrong and now I have a waifu and daughteru if such a thing is possible.

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because modern Yea Forums staff doesn't recognize generals as pure unadulterated cancer.

You have to crush the teeth, drain the blood by cutting an artery and pumping the heart and then cut up the corpse into as little pieces as you can, then dissolve the remains in lye.
Even a child knows this.

The healings never end. Welcome home.

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I want to watch the movie again but it's not playing anywhere near me

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Because

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Yeah, I saw there were quite a few... looks like the cinema's here in the UK didn't really latch onto Alita as long as the rest of the world seemed to.

>that artstyle
is ... is that Joel Jurion / JJFrenchie ?

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Rosa is adorable, you literally can't see Brie Larson having the same kind of reaction in a thousand years.

Alita's poof and floof(formerly Chuck's)

n

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h h

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In what way would this be off-topic for Yea Forums?

Let's go to France mate, we can watch it there. I am seriously contemplating that.

So, what other cyborg or robo qt do you want to see on the big screen?

I'd vote for Ai, as I can see her origin being reworked as a VR girl becoming real.

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What was happening in here?

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Give me one reason why it shouldn't?

They were announcing a wrap on principal photography, and the guy on the left named Rosa for special thanks. She got emotional and started crying and Rob hugged her and it was all very cute.

I would probably even be up for it, but I still need to get my passport renewed. And that shit takes ages.

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Rob just fired her and thought it was a good idea to do it in front of the crew and co.

Cute...

>33 year old
>probably really needy and feeling like she is close to hitting the wall
>even more after doing a movie where she goes through a cutesy romance plot
>is known for getting a restraining order from her ex-bf because she wouldn't leave him alone

I would LOVE to be Rosa's obsession and savior from a lonely destiny.

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Restraining order was rejected by the judge, again.

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>like the dad I wish I had
>has her actual dad's name tattooed to her rib

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We know, but it is hotter to imagine she is really needy.

Being loved is our fetish.

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Alita's girlfriend.

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Yes, what the hell greentext-man?

Fuck...

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Blog time! Battle Angel Alita Deluxe Edition Series Box Set finally arrived in the mail today!

Can't wait to reread it all in a physical medium.

You're luckier than this Yea Forumsedditor, I hope (image related)

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listen man I was inspired when I wrote it, okay?

Do I watch the movie again today or do I wait till Sunday and drive 4 hours to watch it in 3D?

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I want to see an proper (meaning good) Ghost in the Shell adaption utilizing the same technology for the character(s).
But its not gonna happen since the last one killed the franchise potential.

She is latin, 50% chance she does not have a dad.

Okay, good enough to be published in The Verge, Polygon, Buzzfeed or any such publications then. But this is 4channel, we maintain professional standards in audio equipment and journalism here!

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Just by a little bit, but luckily I'm not autistic and a little damage to the case doesn't bother me.

Her dad died of cancer

My last order of comic books (Shazam!, Green Lantern Rebirth etc.) came in a mail bag because the box had split open and the corners were all banged up - I didn't care because it doesn't interfere with my reading. But I would be kinda pissed if the box of a box set was destroyed.

both?

It was a mistake to adapt Oshii's film. It's too arthouse and highbrow for modern hollywood. They should have adapted the manga, which is more lighthearted, action heavy and quippy, while still being set in the same dystopian cyberpunk world.

I definitely wish it were higher quality and could hold up all the weight of the books, but it's the seam on the backside. I'll never see the tear when it's on the shelf.

I see your point. I ordered the huge hardcover version. I guess we'll see when it arrives in MAY FFS

youtube.com/watch?v=EUe6-eH7t74

Any interesting Alita related videos on youtube?

yes....
>youtube.com/watch?v=Ma-P1S84MbY&t=6s

hot fresh bread
hot fresh bread
hot fresh bread

I'm guessing most of you had seen this short making-of video, but I actually haven't
youtube.com/watch?v=hOMuRopLgxg
I see what you mean when you want to see the raw mocap performance.

Well, there's this...

youtube.com/watch?v=lRPiiYWBDiw

Too early, and such a garbage OP too. Wasn't Peaches going to post his webm?

Take a favorite line and replace one word with penis...

"Thank you...for saving penis."

"What you need to learn my friend is that no one is greater than the penis."

"Got any penis?"

"What holds it up? Magic"
"No, something stronger. Penis."

"He wasn't a penis-lover. I hate that."

"I will not stand by in the presence of penis."

Imagine if we get some big news in such a shitty general? Would feel the need to emo up the news somehow.

Imagine not knowing fun.

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I meant I'd be happy to run with the shitty theme anyway. It's just our lot in life.

wait, whats that?

It's not a lot, but it's our life.

Ahaahahaha

The Alita PS1 game, Gunnm: Martian Memory

"My penis!"

"Sorry, penis."

"I'm only here for the penis."

Imagine having Rosa going full yandere for you.

Time to download an emulator.
Is it good?

Its not even in english

He asked if it was good, not what language