You lied to me and told me this was kino

You lied to me and told me this was kino

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I said it was shit, should've listened to me instead of user.

>listening to Yea Forums ever
your fault user

You lied and said you weren't a pleb.

go back to /r/TrueFilm/ faggot

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Who the fuck are you talking to? I said it was 6.5-7, which it is, if you can get past how up it’s own ass it is. Certainly not kino though. Probably would have absolutely loved it if I saw it at 14.

>first scene has a woman literally begging to be killed

At least it's up front with how shit it is

Its a comfy movie
I liked how he murdered the dumb roasties.

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Am I the only one thinking Matt dillon looks like Gabriel Byrne ~1997 on that poster?

It was kino, it just wasn't great kino.

Red pill me on Lars Von Trier, Yea Forums, what should I think of him?

he is based and redpilled

You’re diluting the meaning of the word kino at that point

My gf maria brander thought it sucked, she gave it 1 star outta 5 cause the film was very antifeminstic
I disagree and then we had a big fight, and I had to fuck her to calm her down, so she could defeminize me with her womanhood

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The categories of "flick, movie, film and kino" isn't a denotative scale of quality, senpai.

i made the thread yesteredy calling it kino. it's kino btw. you don't think it's kino? Too bad, pleb.

the swede is at it again. every (fucking) time

But wasm't that just Jack being full of himself and thinking women are stupid and telling his stories in an unreliable way? I mean Virgil even calls him out on his bs at some point...

>The categories of "flick, movie, film and kino" isn't a denotative scale of quality, senpai.

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The film could not have made it more clear that Jack was in the wrong, what the fuck?

Would the bullet have made it's way through all those heads?

Only the FMJ one.

ask /k/

can you guys explain why we didn't get to see this?
all he had to do was to pull the trigger

no, it wouldn't

because we had to go full highschool film student descent to hell

Because the cops showed up and then he went to hell

Get rekt, fool

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haha fooled ya

based

>lars von trier
>kino

pick one

NEVER take Yea Forums's advice. I was fooled several times but never again.

Seemed like several different concepts and plots stitched together in an artsy fartsy way to form a "movie".

Good scenes and concepts, but combined poorly.

Very compelling argument

It is, unless you're a brainlet.

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More like EdgeLars von Tryhard LMAO

it's a film

for you

Its pretentious, and if you disagree, so are you.

That shot is so cool and silly at the same time

Is Melancholia any good?

just watch the intro scene on youtube

i bet you like batman v superman, don't you?

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Wouldn't know. I haven't seen it.

*sips boomer juice*

Sucker!!!

Stop listening to Yea Forums. This entire site is arguing for the sake of it. Any real opinions or validity in anything is ignored because it doesn't get (you)s. Newfag.

shitposting the review. "Urma thurma plays a snobby bitch and then dies."

it's lars von trier. Refn is pretentious, von Trier is simply above your level.

where's that thread?