Has an invisibility cloak

>has an invisibility cloak
>doesn't sneak into the girls bathroom
>doesn't sneak into the girls dorms at night to molest them
Was he autistic?

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I feel like that's risky in an institution ran by literal master wizards that would pick up on it and probably burn the cover. The smart thing to do is wait until he's back in muggle world and start terrorizing the cute neighbor girl.

Theres a password for the dorms and he doesnt know it. Jesus christ do you know anything

>has invisibility cloak
>doesn't carry it with him every time he goes to do something risky
>barely uses it at all
Rowling is a fucking hack

Girls dorms have magic staircase that turns into slide when boys try to use it. Fucking secondaries

Why not put the cloak on and fly to the girls dorms on a broom?

Indeed, he's not even using magic so he can't be punished

Because he is the most famous person in the world and can just ask girls to fuck and they'll say yes

With black Hermoine? No thanks.

Lmao you fucking retard. He can just use a lift password spell to get the password

Threadly reminder Harry Potter would've been 100x better if Draco was a female bully who emasculated Ron and Harry and made Hermoine lick her feet until Harry snaps and hate fucks Draconia in the washroom in Half Blood Prince and they get married.

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Are you?

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This. With the imperius curse and an invisibility cloak he'd be a rape monster. He could even steal wizard girls' hair to make polyjuice potion so he could fuck literally anyone.

OP knows how to put magic items to good use

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i'm not even gay but this "girl" is disgusting

I mean realistically wouldn't boys constantly go in her bathroom to jerk off while she pretended to blow or ride them

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Archive autism is the Yea Forums equivalent of checking post histories on reddit

>harry doesnt know that he can use keylogger to get the dorm password

>kids literally walk past powerful wizards under the cloak
>remain unnoticed

>ywn make myrtle happy by keeping her company
>ywn make her feel wanted for the first time since she died

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>wear invisibility cloak
>hang around outside the painting
>wait for someone from the other house to say the password to the painting
?????????
I swear you harry potter niggers are dumb as rocks

This book is written by a woman.
Why would a male character think like one?

>21 replies
>still no "dullest franchise" pasta
disapoint

god my dick gets so hard just by thinking about this concept. just IMAGINE the possibilities

dont do this to me

Why didn't he steal Hermionies dirty panties?

This

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She doesn't have dirty panties because she never wears them

>her name is literally Moaning Myrtle

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He'd have to be not only autistic but full-blown retarded to enjoy the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though r-right
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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>no Clifford for President
6/10 post at best.

yeah but harry doesn't just have an invisibility cloak, he has The Cloak of Invisibility™ which supposedly can make you live forever just by wearing it forever

>he doesn't polyjuice himself into a girl and gets railed by the 7th year students

isn't that more gay than not?

Why didn't he just shoot Voldemort with a gun?