Who's """excited""" for this?

>going to a theme park as an adult

This but ironically.

I’ve already got my room reserved

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You are missing out, user. There is some kino out there.

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>a game changer for theme park immersion
yup, can't wait for hispanic children running around making lightsaber sounds while a baby shits on the control panel of the millenium falcon for the 5th time that day

do they have any grown-up versions?

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pretty cool

the only place you'd get that is in club 33, otherwise you'll have to drink this instead

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why drink those when you can drink the famous blue alien tiddy milk?

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literally no one over 21 drinks jack daniels

Disneyworld is great.

>Oga's Cantina
>selections with alcohol—like the Jedi Mind Trick cocktail, Bad Motivator IPA or Toniray wine
alright this is slightly based

Literally no-one over 21 believes that. Do you still live with your mom?

can we drink it from the source

I got married at universal orlando. Not even joking.

Wrong. Disney relaxed their alcohol policy about a year ago. Theres booze all over the parks now.

>t. gullible consumer

>no coke zero

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>can

You just know these are going to be cheap ass feeling plastic.

God, those lids are horrible.

>married
cringe

Cool. Im an annual pass holder at disney and universal.

I want to go to galaxys edge but it will be unacceptable for like a year and a half after it opens due to crowds. Fug

>I want to go to galaxys edge but it will be unacceptable for like a year and a half after it opens due to crowds

Harry Potter Island has been a thing at Universal Islands of Adventure for like a decade now and they still close the thing before noon most days out of the year due to reaching capacity. If Galaxy's Edge nets the same crowds, you're looking at ten years before you can luck into getting to see it.

>they have to close at noon due to capacity
Buddy, i live in orlando and you are just plain lying.

>a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away
>coke products existed

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>Sprite has a '7' on it

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They have Diet Coke right there user, it's the same thing.

>tfw lines for avatar world are still like 4 hours long
Disney got it wrong with the express pass deal. Universal does it right

$100 starting bid on eBay

nigga the coke 20ounce bottle is like 4 bucks, these will be the same or possibly 5

even the best advertising campaign can't make 7up taste good.

based as fuck

>tfw family too poor to take us to theme parks
Are they cool bros?

Universal does the same thing. You buy a water and then get an "elixer" that flavors the drink. Its like 3 bucks or something

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I hope Disney paid him enough to go to a dermatologist.

lifehack: just come to the Wisconsin Dells, bro
yeah you don't get to see any famous IPs but the rides are almost as good and everything's way cheaper than Disney/Universal

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VERY COOL

Imagine being the poor bastard stuck with the Chancellor Valorum can.

400-600 bucks on EBay
>Oof

Shits tite AF senpai

>no mention of corellian brandy

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Universal sucks

>fuck that's actually sorta cool

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you know it's possible to enjoy something in life without going full OH MY GOD NINTENDO SWITCH NO FRICKIN WAY I'M CRYING right?

I don't get the cynical thing over this. Aren't people here getting a little overexcited themselves. It's just a neat little tie-in, nothing to get in a tizzy about either way.
What exactly they are though I don't know. Star Wars grenades?

Besides the water bottle, they look like Christmas ornaments

Also Yea Forums is just reaching for nu-Star Wars things to ree about

Its pretty good actually

Yes, yes, well done disney..........HOWEVER

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IT'S OK WHEN GEORGE DOES IT

>mfw I spent $7 or $8 on pumpkin juice in line for the Gringotts ride at Wizarding World Universal, and they made me chug it and throw the bottle away before I could get on the ride.

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that is actually a fucking amazing idea. Just create a bunch of obstacle courses for kids to tire themselves out on while the adults can sit down and knock back drinks

reminds me of 007 Spectre tie-in with Heineken, kino

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Couldn't have been gringotts. Must've been hogwarts express. Theres no shop in the gringotts queue.

Coming soon to universal studios. Japan is already building

It was for sure Gringotts, they had set up a little kiosk selling drinks because the line was so long.

You do know that people buy Disney parks junk so they can sell it at ebay for ridiculous high prices right?

But where? The queue for gringotts is mostly inside.

Yes I cant wait for the lines filled with these causing a 340 minute wait to get in.

t.local

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Fuck a Star Wars coke bottle, I want these fuckers.

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I there's an outside portion as well, maybe they just open it when the line is extra long. It was in Orlando, if that helps at all.

Unless the line is backed waaaaaaayyyy up, the queue line is all inside. Theres a little show and everything once you get downstairs and an elevator.

what's with obese people and theme parks?

Dude, I'm telling you with 100 percent certainty, it was at Gringotts.

>S in Dasani is a S still
>S in Sprite is a V
wtf i need consistency in my corporate cash in merchandise

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I just dont believe you.

I don't know what to tell you, man. That's what happened.

Aint no kiosk in grigotts you LIAR

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>t. Nick laskaris
You fucking faggot you bought out all the competition and now its all circling the drain

mfw going in the second week
wish me luck anons

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It. Wasn't. Inside.

t. roastie

nigger the line for gringotts is like 4 hours sometimes it backs up outside real quick

Just drink water if you're trying to be healthy. Diet Coke/Coke Zero is a scam that needs to be taken off the market.

W H A T

also the gringotts ride sucks, forbidden journey in the castle is way more kino, gringotts is just S C R E E N S the ride like half of Universal at this point, that new hagrid coaster might be bitchin however

New jurassic world kino rollercoaster going up right now too

Universal Japan. They've also got Dragon Ball, Attack on Titan, Shin Godzilla, and Nintendo shit pretty soon too. I could be mistaken, but I think I remember hearing about One Piece too.

How do all you people afford to repeatedly go to these parks?
Do you live near them?

I would assume that locals have annual passes. That's why my family and I do with Six Flags, and I would certainly do it with Disney and Universal if I lived in the area.

>Dragon Ball, Attack on Titan, Shin Godzilla, and Nintendo shit
fuck me that's some based shit right there

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Save up or live in driving distance. I go once every 4 years or so

Tax returns pay for my yearly vacations. Get a job nigger

Soi

How? Where?

cant wait for that either, and the TRON coaster in disney, truly we live in a golden age
I try to go once a year, sometimes I have to skip one but it's always worth it imo, it's like the one thing I allow myself to be a manchild about

...

Are they building that on the bones of the Jurassic Park water ride thing, or is it something completely new?

>COCK CONK
>PISS GODM
>VU7HN
>DKVSKNI

There used to be a triceratops encounter thing years and years ago that got shut down and hidden by landscaping. They tore it all out and its going there

it's a new thing, they might update the water ride later though, like they're doing in Hollywood to tie it into the awful new movies

EVA, now that's a wholesome show for children

t.21 year old

The nearest Walgreens where I live STILL has episode 7 and 8 shit rotting on the pegs.

Merchandisers need to remember not to get in too deep this time.

This one

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Imagine unironically thinking Godzilla is soi

>they might update the water ride later though

They really need to refurbish that thing, because it was in a sad ass state the last time I went. The brachiosaur's neck looked broken, the animatronics barely moved, and they didn't even have the waterfall at the end turned on, so we got to see the T-rex in plain view sitting motionless, and then creaking to life as we got close, instead of bursting through the water just before the drop like it's supposed to. All the dinos' skin was looking really saggy too.

They refurbed last year, but yeah theres only so many coats of paint they can slap on it. Its getting old.

Lol, it's no better than capeshit you soiboi, just some cgi trash

blue alien tiddy milk?

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There's something about theme parks man, where you get caught up in the atmosphere, and can seriously get tricked into buying some dumb shit. I came THIS close to buying a Slytherin scarf at Universal, but then the logical part of my brain took over, and I realized that not only have I not worn a scarf since I was a very small child, I would look like a huge faggot running around in a Slytherin scarf.

This website is truly magical

I hope they overhaul the discovery center. Theres some cool shit in there but its old and broken and is showing its age pretty bad.

Maybe some people just drink them for the flavor

Yep.
t.has a jurassic park raincoat ive never used once.

I hope they keep the skeletons from the movie and the amber piece but you're right

Seems interesting in a novel sort of way, but making them in the shape of a grenade seems sort of misguided.

Its a thermal detonator

about half of the people that go to disneyworld/disneyland end up wishing they brought a grenade in so these aren't so bad

Looks right to me

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>$169 to build your own cheap Officially licensed plastic lightsaber
>$50 extra to add the Kunst crystal blade

How much does Universal make selling custom wands?

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44 dollars for the interactive one. And they have special editions for 100

>$169 to build your own cheap Officially licensed plastic lightsaber
jumpin jesus on a pogostick

Don't go there.
I live there.

Not to mention the wizard robes that go for 140 and they cant barely keep them on the shelves daily

its not plastic, its going to be metal
still way too expensive but at least its kind of fancy

oh you poor son of a bitch
do you at least get any tourist poon?

I wish i could go to a theme park :(

Disney hasn't rolled out Universal's "No Fatties" policy yet

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Well you have one at home, coz your mom's a hell of a ride

Wow rude

Based

>He doesn't know

The orlando one is still tower and wont be changing

I had to go for it bro

>Incels REEEE at star wars products
>Spend thousands on waifu pillows for latest anime trash

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>star wars land
>toy story land
>avatar land
>new harry potter ride
>new jurassic park ride
Bros my wallet cant take much more of this

>meanwhile, dc comics is stuck with their shitty six flags deal
When will they get out?

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The original is still up. The one they changed was the clone made for California Adventure

Literally next year

Snap, for real? Universal going to buy?

fuck you the batman and superman rides are kino

Do they still play the vengaboys in the lines for rides?

Whoa only $8 for a $0.25 can of soda? Sign me up!!

We don't know. All that we know is the contract is expiring. They might even renew

Theme parks arent for poor people. Keep it moving hobo

yes

>disney isnt allowed to put marvel in their flagship park because universal owns the east coast theme park rights
>disney just bought the simpsons, but universal also owns those theme park rights as well
Is this the ultimate cuck?

Y'all mad about some soda bottles

this thread hasn't been about the soda bottles for hours, dude

>make customers wait over an hour in line under the hot sun
>set up drink stands right in the middle of the line

These greedy theme parks are getting cleverer and cleverer. I stopped wanting to visit theme after they started using that fast pass shit

>waiting in line for a ride
>steady stream of fast pass fucks walking past you to the front of the line
>an hour's wait in line is now an hour and a half because people keep getting to bud you

> not one of the bottles looks like the one from TCW with the poisoned Mandalorian tea

This is not based, nor redpilled.

Bump

I think they’re supposed to be thermal detonators

>coca cola
Alright
>diet coke
Trash
>Dasani
Hella salty trash.

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You're such a fuckin' ho, I love it
(Love it, love it) (I'ma fuck a bitch, tell her cousin)
Your boyfriend is a dork, McLovin (dork, McLovin, ooh, ooh, ooh)
I just pulled up in a Ghost (Ghost)
Fucked that bitch up out in London (up out in)
Then I fucked up on her cousin
Or her sister, I don't know nothin' (uh-uh, woo)
And my niggas gettin' ignorant
Like a lighter, bitch, we ignant (ignant, yeah)
All this water on my neck
Look like I fell when I went fishin' (fell)
So much diamonds on my bust down
Ooh, fuck, what's the time? (where we at?)
Me and Smokepurpp sippin' drank (aye!)
Ooh, fuck, she take lines (lines)
You're such a fuckin' ho, I love it (scoop!) (I love it)
You're such a fuckin' ho, I love it (I love it)
You're such a fuckin' ho
When the first time they ask you if you want sparklin' or still?
Why you try to act like you was drinkin' sparklin' water 'fore you came out here?
You're such a fuckin' h—
I'm a sick fuck, I like a quick fuck (whoop!)
I'm a sick fuck, I like a quick fuck (whoop!)
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I like my dick sucked, I'll buy you a sick truck
I'll buy you some new tits, I'll get you that nip-tuck
How you start a family? The condom slipped up
I'm a sick fuck, I'm inappropriate
I like hearin' stories, I like that ho shit
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You're such a fuckin' ho, I love it (I love it)
You're such a fuckin' ho, I love it (I love it)

Wrong. That’s everywhere but MK. The only spots in the MK are in sit down restaurants, every other park has a spot where you can walk up tho.

Retard.

>40 y old
How did he managed to survive this long?

So they just repurposed the old christmas bottles. Ok.

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they look exactly like the ornament bottles disney use at christmas time...

If I was still into Star Wars, I would be. I can't be bothered now, especially with how crowded the new park section will be. I just as well go to the other parts and parks to avoid it.

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I think I used to have a Qui Gon can in high school. He was so stoic.

Roger. Roger.

Fuck that shit.

I drink anything containing ethanol

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>shit movie
>shit beer
Figures

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Last time my family went, my dad had to get one of thowe. Not weight, but back and kneee problems. Also meant he couldn't go on some ridez.

Makes sense. They probably already had the mold and factory space for them

Was waiting for one of these edits

Hot damn. Get the popcorn in the fucming robot.

>shilling this cancer
What's with all the advertisements thinly disguised as "threads" on Yea Forums ?

>The park will be filled with obese people, soibois and rainbow haired women screaming rape with every glance
Sounds like fun desu

Rei was the best Disney princess at Disney World.

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That's not basedism, that's bugmanism you retard.

I agree but I'm not travelling for them

Her and her enigmatic cat spirit.

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People who say "Disney ruined Star Wars" have no idea of all the wild shit George did

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Very cool.

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Fuck

I keep looking on ebay, and those glasses are so expensive, but I still want a complete set

Funko pops are definitely baseded.

Rides are designed so that the maximum range of people can ride on them.
This necessitates excluding people wider than they are tall.

beat me to it

so is he a hypocrite or does he have no say in people selling a statue to his likeness?

What a fucking pleb. 7 Up is only second to Coca-Cola in the frizzy drinks category.

>tfw I've grown so accustomed to shit like Pepsi and Coke over the years that I now actually prefer knock off brand shit like RC Cola

It's fucking good mang

With the tickets they got off of "welfare". Meanwhile homeless Private Faggot dies of exposure. Fuck shitskins.

RC is only a few years older than Coke and Pepsi, dating back to 1904. My dad used to drink it over them in the 50s before the big two became so big. Also Moxie Cola, a local weird tasting New England brand.

He spoke out against the machine and he had to change his tune. He has been assimilated back into the nerd colletive.

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Pepsi>coke

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>Jedi Mind Trick cocktail
Isn't that what Bill Cosby used?

for me, it's cuba cola

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This is what niggers actually think.
SAD

>imagine drinking high fructose cornsyrup and bottled water

YIKES

youtube.com/watch?v=r5whVyDoLLc

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Fucking terrible

You virgins are mad that they're selling round soda bottles now?

Why would I be mad at something that will gape my ass wider when I shove it up there as a consumer?

fuck capitalism

there isn't anything near where you live?

This isnt the first time they have sold round bottles before.
Was it star wars the first time too? I dont remember

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that's cool

jack is so overpriced you can get a bottle of evan williams for half the price and the exact same hangover

Where's the Sio Bibble can?

The only time I ever saw a bouncer at a bar in LA happy or excited was when the bartender gave him these ice cubes. The mother fucker never smiled or was very friendly.

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I still have mine, although it burst a leak a few years ago so I'm guessing it's essentially worthless now. I saw one poking out from the handles of a Mountain Dew case and my parents picked it up for me. I think you could exchange the can for $20 and my friends were all offering me $50 for it since they couldn't find one.

people say those things weigh more than a 12 inch maglite

No women to tie him down, that and tie his tubes.

Aren't you just a little embarrassed to be a middle aged boomer loser hanging out on an anime themed video game forum?

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How big is that cube? Might as well water down the rest of your cocktail.

>a long time ago
Would be very funny if they said it was

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Fat inbreds confirmed. Heineken is one of the best beers made from best ingredients. Enjoy drinking formaldehyde in your brown food coloring in fucking New Castle.

No, you're hanging out on our board kid, we're not hanging out on yours.

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What is the point of this, did they not realise cans were shaped the way they are for a reason?

>Moxie
My brother of African American descent. I have to buy these at Whole Foods (live in Florida) but I love this shit. It's an acquired taste but so good once you get used to it.

>grown up
>drinks jack daniels
Ohohohahaohahehehe

Disney is cool and i love it, but damn universal is just better right now and not such a pain in the ass.

Wasn't there also one with that James Youniverse guy?

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You shouldn't have thoughts like this past your early 20s.

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I really thought that was fucking gay as hell when they just had him drink Heineken in that instead of a martini. Like what the fuck.

What the fuck is Star Wars Galaxy's Edge?

That's the point of big ice cubes, they're big enough to not immediately melt and water the drink while keeping it fresh and cold.

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Sorry, poorfag.

star wars land

>being so poor that you can't do whatever you want, whenever you want to

This is the only one I really like, but I'm still kind of annoyed that it says BR2049 right on the front of the bottle. Could be worse though.

Should we tell him?

>hes unaware of pre cgi godzilla
You have to be 18 years or older to post here.

You don't get how ice works.

The Resistance ride won't even be open yet.

The biggest Land at Disneyland. Opens next month.

I have ice cubes shaped like Darth Vader's helmet in my fridge
I got them for Christmas from someone who knows I like the original Star Wars and drink whiskey.
Its silly, but it gets the job done

Based

Based boomer owning the zoomers

/thread

>t. Zoomers

Johnnie Walker is for people who want to pretend to like higher quality scotch but don't actually have a taste for good scotch. Fucking overpriced mediocre shit.

i used to have this boi from taco bell

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You apparently can't even carry them in the goddamn park either. If that's how much the lightsabers are, I'm afraid to know how much the droids are going to be.

too bad it's still just high fructose corn syrup water

I went though a phase where my favorite thing was grape Faygo.

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I mean if you put a regular bottle and this next to each other on the gas station self then yeah I would. But I'm not traveling out of my way to buy it and I wouldn't pay more than the regular bottle for it

(((((they)))) are excited to rake in your cash goy boi

The constant fucking marketing creeping into every aspect of life by the mediaplex we inhabit.

Yet another hunk of plastic shit for basedboys and basedgirls before it fills up a landfill or river way somewhere.

Did you get excited over star wars oranges as well?