/ffg/ - Found Footage General

i'm gonna watch greep hehe

>finally see movie in these stupid threads that looks interesting

>click on link to website

>use search function for loop

>seven results, none are for movie called loop

>decide to tell story with le reddit spacing to make incels seethe and cry

>??????

>profit

>fuck this gay earth feels bad man

The film is from 2012. Hope this helps.

Thank you, friend

based

toma

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mmmmm

somebody alert The Architect.

Huh?

good choice

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i'm listening to mark's music kekekeke

I have never heard of this LOOP movie

poop lol

cool, there are many movies you've never heard of before

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she's a weight fluctuator, she's been like 50 lbs bigger than in that pic before. just look up her acting name and you'll see

h-her real name isn’t the Bae??

a nickname, she's the Bae from the Bay

her real name is actually weird. I've never heard of anyone named kether before her

And do it quickly, just look at how hungry she is!

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imagine

I have a cheeto for her, don't think that's enough

kek I liked the Disaster Artist and I’m not even a big fan of The Room. I had no clue that was her.

so apparently MHWT is available in 720p; I guess I have a new project.

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nice

the goat

weight fluctuator man

don’t forget Bloody Matty and Mullet Frankenstein (real name pending)

yeah I guess I ripped the wrong version off of youtube. it would be pretty typical of my dumb self.
I can’t go through and cap it all again, it was literally the closest I’ve ever come to losing my mind.

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what about afrikan bamgoata, with the we wuz hat

apparently that’s a thing.
I remember several times someone would stop by /bb/ (or someone was just shitposting) and asked if any of the girls had gained any weight yet and they wanted pictures. I remember it happening fairly often actually.

also lol i thought you were calling me weight fluctuator man.
my weight has stayed surprisingly consistent for like 10 years now. it’s still too much, but it never really goes up (or down).

africa bamgoata got a good chuckle out of me.
I should get to that. I actually like the way his head turned out but it wuz definitely like a hat that a pharaoh would wear.
once I get the 720p version, I was thinking about capping at least some of it, to use as backgrounds for some sort of webcomic.
maybe the hat could be part of a plot line, like the goat man gets in touch with his African roots and goes full black israelite.

I know, I'm a weight fluctuator

he's a detective too so you can get a good graphic novel out of that

I wish. I’d be happy if I just lost 20 pounds, but I don’t want to put in the work lol. I lift a little bit, but that doesn’t make you lose weight anyway.

how easy is it for you to do? do you have to put in effort or does it just change seemingly at will?

oh true. maybe that could be one of his dress up personas like Doug or the Muppet Babies.
I’ve thought about working on a graphic novel but I really can’t draw at all (like at all at all) and I always felt like using Egg Man & Pals would be cheating.

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toma

I'm doing it it now, losing weight and it does require a bit of effort because you have to try to walk at least even if you're not hitting the gym, also cut the sugary drinks and food

that blood stain makes him look so much cooler

afficianado

It's like fucking 7am when threads die in yuroland, come on

I'm a pervert

aren't we all, the featured film is about a horny ghost

yeah

I’m a greep, I’m a weirdo
what the hell am I doing here?
I don’t belong here

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the sugary drinks are a big part of it.
but I love them and I hate drinking water unless it’s ice cold and everything else sucks.
I can’t drink them til my teef heal anyway.

he’s a gumshoe.

good face when

if you hate drinking water then that's why crystal light exists, you can have a sugary tasting drink without the sugar

toma agua

I like water, just not when it’s lukewarm.
or as I call it... pukewarm

don’t worry, I don’t actually call it that.
isn’t crystal light tea or something?

crystal light is powder that comes in different flavors which you can add to water

oh yeah I’ve had that before. it’s not bad.
I’ll check out the flavors next time I’m at the store.
I love sugar though, it tastes so good.
and fake sugar tastes fake and my brain knows that I’m trying to trick it and it doesn’t appreciate that kind of thing.
I’m afraid it’ll try to punch me in the head without letting me know I’m thinking about it before it happens.

yeah its alright, I like the bai drinks too which don't have fake sugar all natural plus they have caffeine which helps me to stay up when I need it

Bitch

lol

>mfw godlike titties

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based basedboy

they look droopy

I can’t imagine reacting to anything as strongly as the way he feels about Star Wars. he has to be acting or something.

I’ll definitely take a closer look at that section the next time I’m in the store. I never really fucked with anything besides soda and juice. I don’t even drink soda for the effects of caffeine, I’ve never even really noticed feeling them actually. I’m all about flavor and I like the carbonation too, but seltzer has never really done it for me either and I’ve tried for years to like it.

I'm in the woods right now lol, but it's daytime. Just hiking, working out. I did see a shitload of black bags at night one time here, it was spooky.

kek some tiddies are like that but I like that, I like tiddies of all shapes and sizes

I was hiking once, really deep in the woods. Several hours of just wilderness, no sign of any human presence.

Out of nowhere I saw a stuffed doll, hanging by a rope from a pine tree. The forest was wet with dew, but that damn doll was bone dry.

bai has carbonated juice too, it's pretty good probably even better than the juices

Huh? Is this from a movie or did it actually happen?

it's probably from american psycho

woah. did you run away?
I probably would’ve turned 360 degrees and walked away at a slightly faster pace, so I could pretend like nothing was wrong and so I wouldn’t spook anything that might be watching.

by the Misfits? that wasn’t a very good album, besides the title track and Dig Up Her Bones.
actually I just looked up the track list, the first half was decent.

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uh the movie american psycho

I don’t think I’ve ever had Bai.
I’ll give it a Trai.
*crickets*

I really will though, sounds like it’s worth checking out. especially because I do need a substitute.

Being in the woods is great because if I wasn't here then I'd be smoking. And hiking doesn't go well with smoke but I have smoked a joint here before.

love that book.

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yeah man, you'll feel better if you cut out the soda

I don't read I just watch movies

smoking and hiking do not work well. at least not smoking while hiking.
like you can stop along the trail for a quick puff, but smoking on the go is always a bitch and the wind just makes it burn faster anyway.
be safe out there. you’ve seen enough scary movies to know what could be lurking.

nah the movie was great too, I was just fucking around.
I like to read a lot these days.

I'm already back in my car and it's only 5 pm so it's safe. It was one hell of a hike, I'm soaked in sweat.

huh?

Watched V/H/S and V/H/S 2 yesterday. One hell of a ride. Now its time for V/H/S Viral

Just passed by a gym, those suckers could be at the park getting a workout for free. People are so stupid.

lol oops
I can’t drink any soda now anyway because of my teeth still healing.

hello

they probably got suckered in with a free trial like all the other simps.

I didn't like Viral.

hi

yeah the third one sucks but you might enjoy it

I never knew that was a term used for a detective until today

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Found footage critic put up the trailer for Night last night lol

youtube.com/channel/UCBraIuM0T-ULaNLyfltm2dg/videos
Most recent one is savageland

lol

I learned it from Carmen Sandiego

WHERE IS SHE!?

I was referring to the site not the youtube channel

but that's what they use for all their trailers now

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watching ghost team one now

damn that latina chick is hot

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this is some funny shit, those who decided not to watch the movie are missing out

What movie?

This doesn't look like true found footage

ghost team one, it was the previous featured film

Torrent for OP film:

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Not sure if it's true found footage though.

nice thanks

it doesn’t matter, we’re living in a post-trash humpers world.

I'm gonna try to watch it soon before I go to sleep if I can because the thread will probably be archived when I wake up tomorrow.

download it now before the only seeder goes to his job picking up shit in Mumbai

I think ghost team one is the funniest FF I've seen, what we do in the shadows and bad ben are lame compared to this

I already have it.

are you seeding?

No, but I will when I get back home. Gotta go for now.

Blare

Warlock

is it on THC?

No but I don't think it's true FF.

Nobody seems to be seeding it.

Yeah I'd MEGA it if somebody seeded it but nobody is seeding.

But if its not FF like the other guy said, I won't bother.

why do you keep saying it's not FF? it's a guy documenting following some detectives with a camera

Look at the trailer, shithead. It's not true FF.

youtube.com/watch?v=QBVIgRhutx8

There's clearly traditional shots between the footage scenes.

Is creep movies found footage

that's the camera man and security footage, I'm watching it right now, you're the shithead

si

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yes, you like that? hmm?

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He's in better shape than me and much older too

wouldn’t it be funny if Egg Man and Aaron took a tubby together and he pretended like Egg Man was his son?

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Nah I'm eating healthy now because summer is coming, wish I could eat a sourcream donut though they're pretty good

please tell me that you mean a Boston Cream?

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that's tom's son though

Nah sourcream, they don't have filling it's just the batter they make them with

oh okay, that doesn’t sound too bad. I would definitely try one.
I was imagining a vanilla frosted with sprinkles and sour cream inside and I almost made a pukino in my lap.

true, but if you recall, Egg Man was staying at the house that Aaron was using in Creep 2 as an Airbnb.
I could see them taking a bath together. Egg Man was blackout drunk the whole time he was there.
perhaps you’ll remember this classic scene.

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Just watched Apollo 18. It wasn't that great. Give me a good one to cleanse my palate.

youtu.be/qWXnt2Z2D1E

classic egg man

based
he seems like a good dude

that’s one of my favorites. so simple but a rich backstory.

not that guy but I'm gonna watch this again for the 10th time

only 10 times?

based
I watched it again the last time that I got a notification that turned out to be another Minecraft video

Noroi

the other space one, Europa Report

how many of those videos does he have?

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based

over a hundred.
still waiting on that new spooky one though. I’m sure Minecraft pays the bills though so I’m not mad at him.
I’m just glad MHWT exists. I’d kill for a feature length version. it might ruin it but I was just thinking about how cool it could be. I’m gonna go listen to the song in the making of video now, that’s my Laroo.

I never watch the making of video

I’ve probably watched more times than the actual video.

I feel like watching the making of video spoils the fun of it

Anyone seen Black Summer?

Genre for brainlets.

yes it was ok

I just like the song. and seeing the door before the Advent of the Egg (A.E. in modern reckoning)

poop fart bazinga lol

it's a subgenre, pleb

mommy

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goodnight

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goodnight

im here bros.

24 hours until THE FEAR FOOTAGE comes out

hell yeah

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true, I'm waiting until 4/20 to watch it and hopefully it'll be available by then

this guy knows what's up

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thanks

who

poor girl

>24 hours until THE FEAR FOOTAGE comes out