Avengers Endgame: FULL DETAIL SPOILERS
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fuck capeshitters and fuck Disney.
Gonna be posting this everywhere I possibly can lmao
jannies on suicide watch
who the hell are the dusted ones
why would there need to be an explanation for a haircut Lol
Was only expected they would go with the second cut. The one which cuts Cpt. Marvel more or less completly out of the movie.
But then again shills will still tout that Cpt.Marvel wasn't a complete disaster, and needed Disney to buy most of the tickets.
I’m printing it and attaching it to our office doors.
The nerds are gunna explode when they come back from lunch.
BASED
BASED
STICK SOME IN THE TOILET BOOTHS
imagine them pissing and shitting themselves in shock
*simply doesn't read it*
What a bunch of nonsensical clown schlock.
Print more !!!
Toilets, car windows, stalls, ...
That's too long, you need to make it shorter somehow. Everyone that cares about this movie would stop reading after "Tony dies".
>not enlarging the text with the most spoilery parts
Now answer me this;
Everyone who was eagerly waiting to watch the movie already knows this. But why go at all?
The whole movie has been spoiled basically, and from what we can see, the plot is stupid as fuck, specially comparing it to infinity war. It is baffling to me that they just throw all the talent that the Russos have to make this CGI fest garbage. And I know it's a buzzword, but how else can you describe that last final battle between armies?
The whole thing about "defeating thanos" is basically impossible to do, unless you deliberately ignore the laws of your cinematic universe. In the movie, Thanos can lose because "the stones don't work anymore". That's bullshit in so many ways. Why didn't he use the time stone to revert them back to full use? Why do they even run out of energy at all? Aren't they supposed to be the most powerful things in the universe? They're called INFINITY for a reason
This is all such a fucking wreck. The only way this movie coul've work is if thanos himself wanted to lose.
Does Strange do anything.
Holy Based and redpilled
Extremely and incredibly based
You should set up a hidden camera and film their reactions
Hahahahahahahahaha Nigga How The Fuck Are Spoilers Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha
>But why go at all?
Bonding time in an air conditioned room?
Unless is it a Shinkai's film where the scenery porn is the selling point.
Make it succinct for fucks sake
anyone reading half a sentence is going to see what's up and stop.
just print out
>x y and z die
and then one more funny thing
Toilet stalls would be the best place to put them lmao.
You're doing God's work my son.
The whole thing reminds me of:
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Okay condensed it down
>Smashing the Soul Stone with his shield to revive people
>Giving Carol the sole job of splitting up the remaining 5 stones instead of either giving a few people the job (so not everyone knows where to find them, and because Strange could probably magically hide one) or outright destroying them
>Go through all the trouble of saving everything just to send Steve into the past and fuck up the timeline
Pretty lackluster if it ends up being true.
Anyone killed by the snap in Infinity War.
As mentioned, it needs to be more to the point and bigger so people are more likely to instinctively read it all before they can force themselves to stop. Something like TONY DIES - CAP RETIRES TO THE 1940'S - CAP SHIELD BREAKS SOUL STONE TO SAVE DUSTED
Tony Stark WHAT? It's stupid not to just flat out say he dies
Absolutely Based
Imagine some onions nerd pissing himself in shock
>As mentioned, it needs to be more to the point and bigger so people are more likely to instinctively read it all before they can force themselves to stop. Something like TONY DIES - CAP RETIRES TO THE 1940'S - CAP SHIELD BREAKS SOUL STONE TO SAVE DUSTED
Using that logic, wouldn't destroying it cause Tony to revive too? I don't understand why all those dusted could come back when only Gamora was taken out via the soul stone. Tony should be part of the revived as well.
So was Cap "married to peggy" the entire time? And she lied about it to steve when she was old and showed up in the present day ?
Would make sense for him to tell her to keep it a secret from him to maintain the time line
This. The soul stone, like all infinity stones, are the pillars of the universe. It doesn't matter if Thanos snapped or not to dust 1/2 the population, the soul stone basically is life or death in the Marvel universe 2bh, senpai
(Not that CapeShit is good)
You can't "spoil" a movie if it's a good film. Even when you know the ending to 6th sense it's still an enjoyable film to watch
I should do this where I work, no one would know who it was since I have unfettered access.
Holy mother of all BASED
Bob Iger will anally enrich you while you sleep, user.
WHY ARE MODS SUCH FAGGOTS
But thats false. The post credits scene is a planet & purple clouds in space and a quick shadow of galactus.
We’ve already seen it.
wat was it
Shut the fuck up nigger.
The important is the journey not the destination...oh and the friends you made along the way.
So we are going back to the lowest common denomintor? Nothing surprising about endgame? No subversion?
Fuck off nigger container your autism and Just put in BIG letters
TONY DIES
STEVE STAYS IN THE PAST
EVERYONE GOT BACK
Done
>mods treating this shitty capeshit movie like its sacred
Fuck off
>Captain Marvel doesn't die a horrible death, they just kill Thanos and she leaves again only to show up in the end and be Mary Sue again
0/10 shit movie
aw shit nigga you about to get dabbed on
>Trusting Disney/Marvel social media manager's attempt to squelch the Endgame video leak by posting erroneous text spoilers on Reddit of all places.
Anyone still have that Arabic leak?
>they bring back the dusted ones by just destroying the soul stone and captain america just does it with his shield
god this is retarded
Should've had the ultimate hero sacrifice of having the entire cast give up their lives to kill Thanos. Something about working together to destroy the gauntlet which would then implode, destroying Thanos ship and the heroes within.
Although capeshit is made for 10 year olds and they wouldn't like that.
Thanos dying in the beginning only to come back again to die a second time is the most baffling and confusing plot decision I've heard.
The American audience. If something isnt explained in intricate, autistic detail it becomes a plot hole
This. But it doesn't apply to capeshit. No one wants to bond with these people.
Tbh I’m ready for the fat Thor and korg sitcom kino
>Pepper with child in tow hook up with some members of TGotG to look for Captain Marvel
>Once found, Pepper whips out a supersuit that Tony designed before his death as a contingency plan to deal with the bitch-face proton wielder in case she turns
>Pepper gets an advantage and demands where the time stone and soul stones are hidden
>Finds stones
>Goes back in time with child in tow and proceeds to slice her child's throat from ear-to-ear
>Opening credits for Iron Man 4 begin
agreed it would make more sense if he took control of the soul stone and went inside it like Thanos did in IW, freeing everyone else at the cost of his life
now this is based
You don't just kill thanos. He's too human and morally strong to beat him with brute force. You also don't just destroy the soul stone to bring everyone back; sacrifice was the name of the game with the stone. Cap, tony or even thanos should've given up their lives to revert the actions of the gauntlet
Nigga normie norms watch capeshit its Just fact.The pic you posted are basedboys totally diferent.
Why the fuck would Cap do that? That’s a stepback to everything that they’ve been doing with him thus far
reeeeeeeeeee
Who's more powerful? The stones? Or that thing in the comics where a worthy hero temporarily becomes "Universe Man," or something. I know there's a Spider-Man version out there. Maybe something like that is in the new movie to give Cap a temporary boost.
This. People who get butthurt by spoilers should reevaluate their lives.
That's like saying reading a review is the same as watching a film. Don't be retarded.
Anyone got the edit of the russo letter with the spoilers in it want to spoil some of my coworkers. Or any camouflaged spoiler image
Why is iron man so fucking overpowered?
Why can they do Hulk justice and let him beat the shit out of Thanos since they turned into a pussy?
>Cap goes back to live in the past with knowledge of the future
How the fuck is this allowed? His mere presence in the past is going to fuck shit up, never mind that he's going back with the suit and a clear intention to keep being a hero.
That's fake, it's from Ultimate Alliance dumb-dumb we've been over this.
Who kills him the 2nd time?
tony
Does he just finger snap Thanos away? If the Soul Stone is destroyed, then where does he go?
So who kills thanos the final time, is it a team effort or does Cap do it single handedly?
Maybe this will be another timeline like in Dragon ball
>Captain fungus kicking Thanos ass she just let Thor kill him
>Steve can’t handle the gauntlet while Tony did
>Fungus keeps it
Retarded
>Time Travel
but how does it fucking work? So many paradoxes.
Why weren't their future selves there in the original movie? Are they just at the forefront of time? If they took the stones from these times than Thanos can't get the stones to do the snap so they never go back in time.
If Thanos doesn't have the stones then he is just going to wipe out Earth and other planets individually with his army. The Avengers aren't united in those time lines so Thanos will win one way or another.
I don't understand.
>Tony dies using the gauntlet
>Doesn't bring everyone back
>Hulk tries to use the gauntlet
>Doesn't do anything with it
>Cap just says fuck it and breaks the stone saving everyone
I hope this is wrong
I mean they don't need to use the comic book material but using the universal forces allying with the heroes to win would have been amazing, instead we get time travel.
Also does stranges ability to see the future also see the effects of time travel/dimensional hopping?
I'm way more excited for this film after reading the spoilers. It sounds like its going be absolutely ridiculous and a very classic comic book plot line.
Capeshit. This is standard in western comicbooks. The name 'Earth 613' should clue you in at the stakes that are in those stories. It just seeps in into the movies.
Are Gamora and Loki permanently dead?
My main issue is I feel the gravity of "We only win in one timeline" is now just shifted into "We said it was only one timeline that'd win so people couldn't say 'Why can't we do this'". It doesn't feel like there was any justification for anything anymore. Why couldn't they just destroy the time stone then? Why not travel back to when Thanos was a baby and cribstomp him?
I remember reading the spoilers to infinity war out of context and thinking it was going to be a clusterfuck.
But then the typical Marvel/Disney gloss and adept screenwriting made what should have been a complete mess work to some degree as an enjoyable popcorn film.
I reckon the same thing will happen here. Reading these spoilers, the film makes no sense and sounds horrible but I sincerely doubt it will appear as stupid and messy as it sounds.
Id think they'd keep it the same time line . They never showed Peggy's husband .
So The Thanks arc we have been investing a decade plus of energy into will be a mere pit stop for Captain Marvel? I guess wd should count ourselves lucky she could fit Endgame between her other appointments throughout the universe. I will never not hate that she exists, there was no reason to introduce her and no way to do it right.
>hey guys my opinion is shut but I avatarfagged so it would seem poignant
The movie seems par the course, of even slightly more collected than IF. The conclusion has been in comic form for 30+ years, none of this is new.
It's a pretty basic adventure movie with a fake-out intro.
>captain marvel is a dyke
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Thanos can withstand Hulk, as demonstrated in IW. Him coming out or not doesn't really matter if it's 1v1.
>destroying the soul stone brings everyone back
Didn't the first thanos destroy all the stones before getting killed by thor??
I call bullshit
>expecting capeshit to make sense
These are children’s films. Enjoy them with your mind off or don’t. I don’t really care
>other dimention heroes
its the equivalent of getting a same colored fish and hope your retarded daughter doent notice?
It fits since thats your average capeshitter iq
I've never bothered with Black Panther, either of the Ant Man movies, or Captain Marvel. Based on the spoilers, are any of those "essential viewing" for this to make sense? I was thinking about just maybe rewatching Ragnarok and Infinity War before I see this, and that's about it.
>post credits scene is a montage of how great Marvel Studios is
Fucking lame
I already got tickets to go with my friends and gf. Its mostly an excuse to hangout since they're more into it than I am desu. Plus we're getting grub after the movie.
tldr
any AoU stuff?
ant man and wasp credit scene important for endgame
So uh... no Doom?
>Thanos isn't wearing a TSA hat
Shit
Professor X talking with Nick Fury post credits.
>"get a life!"
never gets old
>im not done with it yet
Keeping him on ice incase fungus shits the bed. 8D interdimensional chessboxing from feige
>why wasn’t future Marty McFly in the first back to the future
Carol and Valkyrie team up to take down one of Thanos' ships
Probably by creating a smugness singularity that sucks it up like a black hole.
>bad guys roughing someone up in an alley
>watch it bro, give me your damn wallet
>help me someone
>someone clears throat offscreen
>snikt
Holy shit PLEASE let capeshit die after this movie. No next fucking "phase". Fuck you and fuck phases.
Fuck off with this uber cringe garbage already. I'm tired of all my faggot friends absolutely needing to go see every superhero movie and being shocked that i'm not interested. Literally everyone I know, friend, acquaintance or otherwise is like this.
Delusional user thinks he has friends who care about what he thinks
where are we getting these leaks from? I heard that the entire film was recorded and leaked but that seems unlikely, is it just a script or something? Or reports from people who've seen it?
How insecure are people that they need to watch Thanos die 3 times because they're still LITERALLY SHAKING from Infinity War?
>he fell for the fake post credits leak
DNA coded maybe.
How can Cap help Fury if he's in some other dimension?
It's crazy how the mods are treating this children's movie
>no post credit scene setting up X-men or any other movie
Dropped
Why was this deleted ? It's the same thing in OP
>reddit image
you have to go back
Seems kinda silly. I feel like these leaks might be made up
Why are the jannies reeeeeeeing about spoilers for this in particular? I don't even think spoiler posts were regularly deleted for big shows like GOT
It didn't have a spoiler tag, retard.
same goes for all media
if the plot and characters are interesting then spoilers are irrelevant
it's the journey not the destination
Disney is bigger than HBO.
Details please!!!
I have to wonder if they had him grow an actual beard or if that is just a prosthetic beard
If he actually grew it how long did it take
Most likely prosthetic. Looks too bushy to be natural
Of course it's a fake beard, retard. He sports both the Raghnarooq look and the new hippie look in Endgame.
>we already know chris evans isn't coming back
>only tony dies for real
Gake and fay.
They could just film the scenes out of order and have him shave
He goes back to the past appearently so he's as good as gone until they want him to pass the mantle to black cap probably as old Steve
Extremely based
No, no
>all these spoilers
>nothing about my lizzie
What was that?
Isn't this shit all based on old comics? I'd assume there would be a lot of spoilers there.
>spoil
>CapeShit
Not possible
no way this would happen.
dude, it's disney - the most commercialized company in the business. they'll do anything for a money grab: toy story 4, star wars, etc. they literally have no shame.
combine it with the general crisis of ideas in the mainstream movie industry and trust me, you're going to see the next phase in 5 years.
at least my own country's industry is growing and I have the alternative
Thanks user. I’m a Reddit mod and will be flairing posts with spoilers over the next few days. Fuck capeshit
is it because you're a raging homosexual?
>Stark dies
>just when he's about to have a kid
>Captain Faggot survives and goes to protect nignogs in the 40s
Thanks, 10 years (well, I stopped watching back in 2016, but you get the point) wasted... Why they did they have to do that to my boy?
>only Tony die
such a fucking bullshit, they ruin Tony with this bullshit ending.
somebody now what's in the after credit scene ? i hear somebody about galactus
you need to find better friends retard, all my friends don't give a fuck about capeshit.
link to the footage?
how is this fat
imagine being this big of a brainlet
>somebody now what's in the after credit scene
No after scene. Just a tribute to the 10 years of marvel studios
lurk the archives
Not exactly, but they go character retrovelopment.
I call bullshit on about 40% of that
what was it
If the answer was always time travel, why didn’t Strange just use the Time Stone to do it in the first place instead of giving it to Thanos?
>vimeo.com
>Rick Astley
>Current Year
>Avengers Endgame: FULL DETAIL SPOILER
Where is Ant-man in all this?
How Thanos dies?i Hope is in some dignified way>inb4 some shitty female Hero incel angry made up story
I've only ever seen the first Avengers, this sounds awful. Thank God I'm not a fan of the series.
>Ok I really didn't want to answer this because I thought it was amazing and didn't want it to be spoiled. There aren't postcredit scenes like normal, there is a montage of the last 10 years of Marvel studios and everyone who made it possible to be what it is today. It's pretty special
>I thought it was amazing
>it's pretty special
what an absolute fucking faggot
So the general gist is that they all go back in time to scenes from the old Marvel movies in a glorified LOL REMEMBER THIS MOVIE montage?
So what's actually happening is we've spent a decade watching feature length trailers for Endgame. And Endgame is just A FUCKING CLIPS SHOW OF THOSE TRAILERS
As far as I’m concerned, this is just further evidence of how little effort they put into this story. They can can talk about it being an “intricate mosaic” all they want, but if it truly were, this film would be explaining things from earlier movies instead of merely borrowing from them.
Where's the proof that this is real? All we have is the 5 minute leaked clip. Is there ANY evidence that this list is legit?
So is this a real leak?
I've only seen it posted once but I don't see how anyone could fake this
I fucking hope it's real because I want this cunt to die early on
The MCU is gonna die after endgame because captain marvel can't lead a franchise and people don't like her at all compared to everyone else. They should have picked Spiderman as their new face.
What explanation do they give for professor hulk?
Nobody knows yet
this shit cant be real
so true
How much of this is confirmed and how much is fake?
>Cap stays back in the past
So the first movie needs to cut the ability for them to time travel because its going to require hoops for why they don't use it more often. Wouldn't him doing shit in the past just fuck up the future?
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
just turn your brain off, bro
So they kill Thanos in the first act and fight him again at the end? Gonna need some explanation lol
Wtf. Doesn't Captain America choosing to stay back in the past fuck up the present?
I'm pretty mad they don't just let Thanos realize why his plan was shit and let him stay on his farm.
Nah, it's just a loop. Past > Gets frozen > present > travels back in time to after he was frozen. There would be two Steve's present at worst.
Reminder that disney jannies are on Reddit and Yea Forums spreading fake leaks
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Spider-Man should never be a leader. His inferiority complex would keep him from ever even being considered for such a role. Pete is the non-joiner, the guy who only reluctantly takes part in any group. He’s intimidated sharing the room with gods and living legends. If you lose that aspect of his personality, you lose Peter Parker.
That said, Carol Danvers sucks rotting ass. She’s a terrible character that can’t be made right, because even on her best day, she’s still a copy of a copy of a copy. Worst of all, the “progressive” folks writing her won’t even allow her to be interesting. She isn’t allowed to have flaws which means she can’t really have any depth. She’s essentially Rey 2.0.
Dr. Strange is also a terrible choice because his character relies on mystique to be effective. You can’t have him center-stage without simultaneously losing the air of mystery that’s so important to the character as well as begging the audience to wonder why a dimension-sliding Sorcerer Supreme needs a team in the first place. It’s better to let the audience imagine he’s off in some other plane confronting some evil so vast and ancient that what your more grounded heroes are fighting isn’t even on his radar.
The obvious choice is Thor.
He’s phenomenally powerful, but he’s also a very physical champion. He’s (supposed to be) virtuous, and high-minded, but he’s also prone to arrogance and anger. That basically makes him Cap and Tony at the same time. Best of all, he *needs* the team, because he’s lost everything and everyone he’s ever cared about. Obviously I haven’t seen the movie yet, but I doubt his fellow Asgardians like Odin, Heimdall, Loki, and the Warriors Three were resurrected. He needs the team because they’re the only family he has left.
Honestly it sounds so stupid, and like it's some sort of way to thin down the whiteness of the franchise. Nah. Never. Disney would never doth at!
Shitty movie
Black Cap is already a thing, he’s canonically the first Cap and pretty badass. I hate that teenage Young Avengers Black Cap though, that kids fucking lame.
>everyone changes their appearance with each new movie so they can sell a new action figure
GETTING OLD
Time travel apparently.
If you come back from the snap, where do you come back to? if you were in a plane when you got snapped do you just reappear in mid-air and plummet to your death?
because its fun to go to movies with friends even if its a bad movie still nice to have fun and hang out
But here’s the thing. There are *good* movies at the theaters you haven’t seen, films that actually offer stories that are crafted with some amount of thought, passion, and care, things Disney stopped giving a shit about decades ago, by and large.
Stop rewarding their lack of creativity. You gave them ten years and better than 50 hours of your time to tell a good story, and what they’ve delivered isn’t even as good as the comics stories they’re stealing from. Stop rewarding their laziness.
This is a fake leak from some faggot ledditor based on an actual legitimate leak + the footage.
Is Loki back?
>already paid for the viewing
>movie sounds like absolute shit
>dont want to go anymore
>friends aregoing to beg me to go
>dont want to go also because i dont want to ruin the thing for them
what do i do?
Go and enjoy being with your friends.
>has friends
>complains about having to go out and have fun with them
Fuck off normalfag.
Post the webm's already !
>(lol)
What's even funny?
>capeshit
out
It's amazing to see how much power the copyright censorship police have on the internet. Literally everyone is afraid of this leak, like legit fear
it's a nice throwback. I haven't been rickrolled in so long. It's refreshing. Maybe you should be watching Twitch streams instead, zoomer.
That "10 years of Marvel" end credits montage really seems like they know they're saying goodbye to a lot of fans after this movie.
Its time to grow up
WHERE CAN I WATCH THE LEAKED CLIP?
somebody already posted it i think
that's like two fucking years of beard at least you 16 year old.
Same here, I fucking despise capeshit movies. I want to see it and get mad because it's gonna make millions and my normie gf will drag me to see it
>RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>t. beardlet
I'm going to fap to the thought of all the kids who will piss themselves watching this movie
No
Now im excited for this shit
>He has been forgotten about
I was 30 when Iron Man was released.
He's alive he doesn't do anything but he's mostly emotionless now
if you read the leaks then you know thanos comes back a third time
Which subs?
I am going to get bots to post this stuff hidden in memes so everyone will see it.
Guy putting spoilers on bathroom door.
Guy leaked the movie before the clips and then the clips confirmed a majority of what he said.
will critics have the balls to give it less than 8/10 this time?
Things that will never happen now because they got rid of Tony Stark;
> No Asgardian Armour
> No Tony & Pepper wedding
> No True Mandarin storyline
> No Continuation of the Justin Hammer storyline
> No MCU Illuminati
> No team-up movie with Iron Man, War Machine and Rescue
> No Iron Man passing the mantle to his kid and/or Harley Keener
> No Zeke Stane storyline where he faces off against the man who killed his father
What a fucking waste.
Spoiler party when?
youtube.com
youtube.com
Go to a kinoplex, get tickets to see an actual kino such as Shazam. Time it so your movie ends around the middle of Endgame, go into Endgame and shout spoilers.
People will be too far into Endgame to bother doing anything about it.
any word on where its from?
Yep. And that scene right there cheapened everything about this shitshow, and I'm not just talking about Age of Ultron.
Why didnt they travel in time in the comics?
I was 18
No legitimate Ragnarok. No Planet Hulk. No legitimate Civil War.
Next up on the butcher's block: X-Men and the Fantastic Four. Would you believe a Latverian monarch can quip? You will.
> one of the biggest laughs is when Tony stark calls fat Thor “the big lebowski”
>No legitimate Civil War.
You mean three guys fighting in a Greggs carpark wasn't the pinnacle of excitement?
how tf are people getting these deets?
they describe it more as back to the future 2, which is half a retread of the first one anyway
>Same helicopter blade as in the actual leaked footage
I think it's real, unless I'm mistaken we hadn't seen that weapon in any of the trailers so far and I doubt they would have been able to just guess he'd have a weapon like that
>tfw Ironfag
>tfw the MCU butchered everything Stark-related
>tfw the comics turned to shit
I like RDJ so I'm happy he made his comeback. At least one good thing came out of it. But man, do I want a gritty "Mad Men meets Cyberpunk" Iron Man Trilogy...
So does that mean those seasons of Carter are non canon
Fuck I hope this is explained
The plot just seems like ready player one
This shit is horrible to read
So Steve just lives under an assumed identity for the rest of his life?
How do we know this is real
who gives a shit about what happens to the avengers!? you're telling me they kill thanos twice? lmao they should have just copy pasted the final battle from the comics where thanos lets nebula take the gauntlet off him.
After reading all this I’m confused as fuck
Time travel crap is always so fucking dumb
I really hate normie time travel stories like this one. You need a special kind of person to write good time travel fiction, autism level should be at least 100.
Eh, it's differentresolutions and abunch of panelsover one another. It's a mashup, not anything published.
big mouse is going to drop an aggressive spin on these leaks a couple of days before release
if you are older than 12 you can guess what it will happen next but i don't want to get fired so use your imagination
you heard it here first
Tony stark is kang?
Disney will now support bombing the middle east?
Actually why/how did this even happen? Who was giving out copies weeks before release?
Manchildren cannot keep quiet either, what do we do about them?
Does this apply to people cheering and applauding too?
>if thanos himself wanted to lose
just like in the comics?
I bet most of these spoilers are fake shit or they made fake footage to throw people off because they’re THAT autistic
>Tony did
He didn't. He died, remember?
This. They laugh at the most unfunny jokes and even laugh during fucking action scenes
Like what the fuck can’t you just enjoy a fight scene without hollering or snickering
cap should die
>throw all the talent that the Russos have
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
society has become so fucking infantile that they are treating capeshit as some kind of high art where these leaks are supposed to be life changing for all the basedbois or some shit
>unironically using the word grub
DIE BOOMER
>every important plot point was leaked already
I'm lmaoing at capeshitters' life as we speak.
it's pretty phenomenal considering it has a ten year film canon and they pumped out 2 movies a year for a decade all tying together.
>Plus we're getting grub after the movie.
Is Grub the name of your caveman friend?
Not the entire movie, it's 4:30 seconds with Arabic subtitles.
INCELSIOR, TRUE BELIEVERS!
just say no, you fucking woman
its not that hard
Can somebody explain to me how it works if they're going to kill Thanos in act 1.. where does the new Thanos come from? yeah yeah i know inb4 brainlet can't understand capeshit but it's just confusing to me. We're gonna get 2 different Thanos' now? the fuck
you'll probably have to wait until the movie comes out and even then it's going to be a badly written time travel gimmick. time travel is is extremely hard to write coherently unless you go with multiple universes/timelines.
like thanos 1 was killed in the beginning and thanos 2 from another universe somehow realizes this and travels forward in time to universe 1 to fight the avengers.
HOLY SHIT
AHAHAHA
Thanos from the past duh
Ah i see, makes sense. Yeah that is pretty weak but I guess it's really the only way they can get that to work if that really is what they're going with.
Universe Man Universe Man, big as the entire universe, man.
There will be a new African iron man (female) that can do some of those things. Please look forward to it.
even if vormir is connected to all states of time or whatever the avengers already killed him once. if wins he wouldn't be alive in the past. the avengers would just be dead in the future along with thanos. or perhaps thanos would cease to exist outside vormir which could work assuming he still has a working gauntlet.
Uh no. If you kill Thanos in avengers 3, he’s still alive in avengers 1.
This multiverse shit is obviously setting up for Miles etc. in the future right? That's what I'm getting from "multiple Thanoses"
None of that makes any sense and it's fucking stupid even for capeshit.
It seems to be setting up stuff like evil hulk (i forget his name) and kang since they are from alternative universes and timelines.
Also there is going to be a what if Disney plus show.
That and X-Men, I'm sure. One universe has super heroes another mirror universe has mutants. Guarantee that's how they're tying them in, cap this.
holy shit if this is real this is going to be such a clusterfuck
Thanos vs two gallons of soimilk
Who wins?
Is that Ironmanlet or Spidermanlet? I think it's Stark but can't be sure.
its CLEARLY sipderman
most of it is accruate
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Spoilers dont always "ruin" it for people, if not enhance it, like i read all the GoT before I watched the show and still enjoyed the show.
i suppose it works if
a) the thanos from the past has a working gauntlet
b) past thanos either cannot leave vormir or once he leaves his perspective goes back to the instant he traveled to vormir with the memories of the battle and knowledge the avengers kill him in the future
I don't watch these movies but this sounds terrible. I read comics when I was a kid and have fond memories of Frank Miller's Daredevil shit, McFarlanes Spider-Man, Kraven's suicide arc, some Batman graphic novels, etc. and they all seemed at least somewhat serious and grounded in reality. This shit sounds like a fucking He-Man cartoon or something.
I'm completely baffled how grown, childless men can be so enamored with this drivel.
Honestly it's like they know a majority of people will leave the mcu after endgame.
That really annoyed me. Civil War was more like a disjointed scuffle where someone no one gave a shit about broke his back and Tony cried boohoo Rhodey no... ... I imagine it involved way more characters in the comics and wasn't set in an empty tarmac area.
is it legal to leave this shit in mailboxes?
Based and Redpilled
are you retarded?
You can leave anything in a mailbox. You just can't take things out unless it's got your name on it.
Are you American? If so, probably very.
Yes but give it an envelope and a stamp. Or else you will get in trouble.
>Introducing the ULTIMATE Marvel Cinematic Universe
I'm in Canada.
It can be done with a 3 hour movie. Infinity war 1 had all the makings of a clusterfuck too.
>Thanos dying in the beginning only to come back again to die a second time is the most baffling and confusing plot decision I've heard
100% agree. kek this is going to be bad
If this was anyone other than the Russo's it would probably not work. They've not really made a bad film in the MCU yet.
no, i just don't see how having past thanos, who dies at a definite point before the final battle on vormir, would have any motivation to win when he is fated to die. he can't leave vormir into the current timeline as that would cause a time paradox.
I'm getting real TLJ vibes from this movie. Some of the decisions are just baffling.
But I'm probably underestimating MCUdrones, they'll eat Professor Hulk or whatever the fuck that thing is up and applaud until the earthquakes
Sucks that they're just doing capeshit. They really can juggle a complicated plot.
>Professor Hulk
Only thing I hate about Professor Hulk is using only Ruffalo's voice with zero filtering of any kind. It's incongruous and shitty. Prof hulk really is a thing in the comics. Just Banner assuming full control.
Shit.
>every trailer is muh grimdark revenge movie
>every leaked scene is the same quipshit we've had to endure for a decade
So nothing's changed? Half the universe is dead and these guys are still listening to dadrock and quipping at each other?
Stark has moved on to vidya quips, so we now know he's a GAMER. It's why he RISES UP.
>white man dies to save reality
>sluts, faggots and shitskins are the ones who inherit the Earth (MCU) and will run it into the ground
It's pottery. Iron Man is now retroactively Yea Forumskino.
>it's a fucking clips show
>but how does it fucking work
It'll be related to that quantum nonsense from Ant-Man
So far it's just some dude writing fanfic on reddit
most of its true
see
that hug
aww
If Nebula isn't the one to kill Thanos why does her character even exist?
>Age of Ultron trailer was grimdark
>Iron Man 3 trailer was grimdark
>Civil War trailer was grimdark
>Infinity War trailer was grimdark
When will you learn?
I have no idea what you're talking about.
If you kill yourself on November 11th, you would still be alive on November 10th. That's all there is to it, stop being a moron.
He only claimed to have seen the movie and started posting spoilers after the footage leaked, though
Obviously always assume everything you read is fake. The only things we know for certain are what's in the footage. But you can take an educated guess at the rest.
>that's all there is to it
and that is why time travel is a shitty plot device
Why is it so hard for some of you faggots to understand the concept of multiple timelines?
>If they do this then that never happened
That’s not how it works idiots.
no one seems to care but you
how does it work
He didn't destroy the stones, no. Just the gauntlet
>what do we do about them?
Watch a cam instead, kek.
This is like going to an ICP concert and complaining about the fat slobs and smell.
Toys leaked the sword some time ago
Yeah, I get multiple timelines. This is yet another example of them breaking their own rules with shit writing and zero imagination, not to mention insufficient brains to understand why this shit falls apart.
See, the instant you travel to the past, you've already created an alternate timeline, and the stones in that universe would only function within that branching reality, as the Stones are the concentrated essence *of* that reality, they only maintain their power within it. When they returned to their own reality, their "present," they'd in effect be bringing with them Stones from separate realities that would be powerless within their own, else the past becomes an infinite supply of Infinity Stones. They could arm their whole team with full sets just by creating more branching alternate realities.
This is why you don't let brainlets write this shit, because even comic-book sci-fi rules are beyond their ability to keep straight.
>and the stones in that universe would only function within that branching reality, as the Stones are the concentrated essence *of* that reality, they only maintain their power within it
Says who? That sounds like comic only wank to me, I don't remember a character in the movie saying it.
They're just magic rainbow rocks bro
Did you just make up your own rules for time travel, and get mad when the movie didn't follow them? You know time travel isn't a real thing, right? And probably never will be? Are you crazy?
describe the spoilers without spoiling anything
Yeah, don't trouble yourself with separate realities having their own quantum states or anything. Just turn your brain off, bro.
clips show
Nah, I just used the rules they've been using in comics and sci-fi for two or three generations now.
you're inserting comic rules into a movie universe
the power of the stones has never been explained
Nice post
I'm sorry that they made up their own rules instead of using the rules somebody else made up. I guess that makes them stupid, that they didn't accept the conventions of the genre. How dare they.
>I just used rules from other things that aren't the MCU to criticize the MCU
Brainlet as fuck
How long until she have a cute shortie
Why are you even in this thread if you haven't watched the leaks yet? retard
Sure it has. GotG explained they're the hearts of singularities around which the universe formed. If you create a separate reality, those stones are not and *can't* be the singularities of your own universe.
Beyond that, just use common sense. If this worked, you could have litetally infinite Infinity Stones all functioning within the same universe, thus making it pointless to ever hide them, because any time-traveling dickhead could just retrieve a set from the past.
>time travel making all the autistics seethe
based writers
Yeah, worked out real well for Star Wars, didn't it?
Lots of projection in your post, the only part that's factual is that they appeared in GotG. Everything else is made up shit you created to attempt to justify your half-assed logic.
Bear in mind with me, I don't actually give a shit about any of this stuff, I don't even watch these movies regularly. I have only watched those that I have found while zapping channels. So to an outsider you seem like a huge autist making a fool of yourself in this nerd fight you and other capeshitters partake in. I already told you 30 minutes ago, nobody cares about this shit but you.
>worst plot device to ever exist making people annoyed that the 10 years of glorified trailers they watched were completely meaningless because the big reset button is gonna undo everything
based writers
Yes? Its a multimillion franchise and there are people literally crying about Star Wars IX on youtube and twitter by the trillions.
This is them being internally inconsistent. You're applying rules from another universe
>If this worked, you could have litetally infinite Infinity Stones all functioning within the same universe
I think the sheer difficulty of inter-dimensional travel is what would prohibit this. That being said, sounds like a decent plot set up
Right lads. Around 18:00 est on Monday. I'll be handing out and pinning up spoilers in my local city. Look out for the thread around 18:00 Monday.
The spoilers need to be snappy and short. Post them outside comic shops and cinemas. I implore you to do the same and post the results in the thread. God bless.
they will handwave the paradoxes away with some bullshit excuse. thanos loses on vormir anyway so it doesn't really matter.
why would I do that?
>it's the safest, blandest, most formulaic and fanpandery mess to ever exist
I don't know why I would expect anything else, I guess they consider Infinity War to be their big 'risk' so now is the time to play it safe
Why is Time Travel a good idea?
Never is, ever. It’s a get out of jail free card for creatively bankrupt writers, because you dont have to explain shit.
For a disinterested party, you sure come across as invested in it making sense. It doesn't. It's fucking dumb, and you're fucking dumb to defend it. If there's a flaw in my logic, feel free to point it out at any time, but as it stands, they just wrote infinite Infinity Stones into existence through their lack of imagination and forethought. It's laughably terrible.
For further evidence of your stupidity, look up the meaning of projection and see how it has exactly zero application to my previous posts.
It's CLEARLY Captain Marvel.
Oh, my mistake. I didn't realize I was arguing with a Disney drone. Carry on.
Wasn't all that difficult. They did it, after all.
The flaw in your logic starts when you assumed there were multiple timelines you can jump between. What made you assume that? It might be that there's one shifting timeline that changes. Like in Back to the Future
It rhymes like pottery
>try to kill tony stark 4 times already
>make him suffer extreme ptsd
>give him hope of having a child
>turn him into father figure for peter parker
>make him watch peter and everyone around hi, turn to dust
>work for years trying to reverse all that shit
>finally do it
>fucking kill him when he was so close to his well deserved happy ending
they did it for shock value and there is absolutely no fucking way it could be justified. i'm actually mad that they're killing him off. he is the only reason the mcu is worth watching.
so does this movie have any "BRING ME THANOS" tier moment?
>guilt him despite saving people in age of ultron
>turn him into the bad guy in civil war even though he was absolutley correct
>make him watch his parents get murdered and then he immediately gets beaten
is tony the most cucked character in the entire mcu?
>yfw the tribute is a compilation of reaction videos
new thread anyone?
>Tony dies
you fucked up, the leaked scenes already show tony alive at the final battle with all the revived people.
We know it's not a shifting timeline, because if it were, retrieving any one of the stones would undo the snap, as Thanos would no longer have a complete set with which to have done it in the first place.
That's the thing with time travel. You either have a single timeline with grandfather paradoxes or you have infinite alternate realities where such paradoxes aren't possible, never both at the same time.