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>mfw learned that Attia was historically recorded as being the complete polar opposite of how she was portrayed in the HBO show. Fucking bullshit. I want to watch history, not some fucking soap.
The show played up the soap opera aspects probably because of HBO meddling. It's entertainment at the end of the day, it's not supposed to be a doctumentary. They also have Caesar chilling in Rome, fucking Servilia and bantering with Antony/Octavian when irl he set off for Spain to smash the enemy legions there.
My one real gripe with the show is that Pompey literally tattoos his own name on the slave he sends to steal Caesar's standard. I understand that in real life he wasn't some great political schemer but that's completely retarded.
Jayden Bennett
aere sneedinnius
Adam Mitchell
>3.THE WORD 'BASED' OR ANY PORTMANTEAU COMBINED WITH IT; IT WILL BE CONSIDERED FROM NOW ON A SIGN OF A CALLOUS DISRESPECT AND MOCKERY TOWARDS EVERY FELLOW CITIZENS, THE ABSOLUTE SOVEREIGN OF ROME, AND OUR BELOVED MOTHERLAND get fucked
Isaac Mitchell
(cuius nomen vetus erat Chuckae)
Michael Walker
I'M NOT GETTING OUT OF THIS BED UNTIL I'VE FUCKED SOMETHING
Leo Mitchell
5. SPOILERS OF ANY DISNEY MOTION PICTURE
Jackson Martinez
Fuck off pasta nigger
Sebastian Cooper
*underestimates Caesar for like the 100th time* You think he would have learned his lesson
The only Latin I remember from school is “caecilius est in horto” which I think means “caecillius is in his home” in English and “caecizzle is in the hizzouse” in Ebonics
Ian Hall
me too
Blake Ramirez
>not housizzle whiteboi/10
Lucas Taylor
Good thread this.
Luis Ross
>not flippity-floppity-floop
Robert White
>Dawgs, homies, cuz, lisen up-DeMarcus Antonius
Owen Hill
ALL SPOILERS OF CAPESHIT AND SHART WARS SHALL BE KEPT TO AN APPROPRIATE MINIMUM
Charles Williams
>i want to watch history You’re meant to read about history you slow witted pig
OP here, where do you see a pasta? I made the content of the post entirely by myself (of course if we're not talking about the 'roman newsreader' meme as a whole)
Caleb Wilson
Did you know that 13% of the gaul population is responsible for 50% of the pillaging?
>Hey Vorenus, looks like they're worried about people finding out about the captain's infinity gauntlet. You know, if they can go back in time to get the infinity stones, why don't they just go find Thanos and stick a- >PULLO! Are you simple?! The Moderators have issued a sacred plea to warn against spoilers. Shut - your - mouth! It'll be a miracle if we're not banned by sundown. >...I'm just saying it's what I would've done. Captain probably wouldn't have died either, they done it that way- >PULLO!
Asher Cox
He's calling you Italian...
Carson Sanders
#notallbarbarians
Thomas Flores
The Gauls and Germans are just seeking better lives for their families. We need to stand against racists like Marius and Caesar who want to keep them out.
Joshua Ward
what about the jews and their one god
Alexander Roberts
Sneedus ex domus!
Julian Myers
>augustus propaganda saying his mom was a literal saint but pompeii and marcus were goatfucking inbreds
