Past the age of 23, a man who's never flirted or held hands with a girl can be a bad thing

>Multiple GF
>Stayed with my first one for 9 month
>Still a virgin

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You'll never make it if you keep lying.

You might be gay son or highly exaggerating

Have a free You

>Am I going to make it Yea Forums ?
No, sorry buddy.
I have seen your condition before, it's inoperable and terminal.
Virginity, misery, loneliness, dread and regret is your future.
Kill yourself now and save yourself the trouble.
Good luck.

>23
more like 3

This but unironicbee

>past the age of 23
I'm 40
>a man who's never flirted
I flirted many times, even recently
>or held hands with a girl
It's been a long time but I've done it
>can be a bad thing
I get mixed signals here, I'm a 40 year old virgin yet I've done these things.
What should I do?

>I've even done the thing in picture with a girl bur somehow I fucked up and missed the signal that she wanted me
I guess this is literal retardation and mental illness

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M8, she literally touched her pusy against your body

I know, I had so many chances and I blew them all.
I have been blessed with handsome tall healthy genes yet I have been cursed with not being able to interpret signals and always thinking the worst for me.
My life is a cosmic joke.

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thanks fren

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My first GF was madly in love with me. I liked her but I didn't love her.
I couldn't take her first time away from her.
I did see her a couple time recently, she was down to fuck. I wouldn't have mind but I didn't want to make the first step. Felt like I was using her once again.
>Multiple GF
Yeah but I'm the type of guy that only want OneItIs and all my gf weren't the one. It's not that they were ugly but I had absolutly no real interest in seeing them and I just dumped them real fast
I never went pass the first kiss with all my OneItIs.
The only girl I could have stayed with lived too far away from me and I wasn't invested enough to even try to make it work
All of it is true
I'm not gay I'm straight as fuck. I watch a lot of porn.
Actually I think the omnipresence of porn made me quite reluctant to pursue a lot of girls. I had way better at home (even though it was only virtual)
As for lying I'm not. I don't have a very high number of conquest but I had at least 10 GF and kissed 20 girls at minimum
One time I kissed a girl and one of her friend the same night
Which was pretty stupid since girl one was way better and she actually was the one who came to me.
To this day I still don't know why I sabotaged myself like this

Well atleast we live in the golden age for being a NEET.

Imagine being a friendless kissless virgin in your 20s like 50 years ago. You just sit there alone in your room thinking that literally no one else is as pathetic as you on the planet. Autism wasn't a thing, you were just called "slow" or retarded, while today you can literally get free money from the government for being a NEET, you can get free drugs from the government for being autistic and you have the entire Internet to replace your life with.

I feel like there were way less Neet at that time
Relationship were easier
Inceldom is the bane of the 21 century

>Imagine being a friendless kissless virgin in your 20s like 50 years ago
I don't think it was such a bad thing back then. Maybe people would ask why you're not married yet.

>Girlfriend for 9 months
>still a virgin

This is why you don’t date Christians unless you’re planning to marry them within like 3 months of meeting them. Either loosen up and fuck someone or sort out your commitment issues.

You are wrong.
So wrong.
50 years ago you would have a nice job with a nice pay even with zero skill.
Enough to go ask a 19 year old white girl from her father and marry her.
And still have enough money to have a comfortable life with many children.
Our society sucks, it kills everything about being a man, and for return we get fast internet, memes, video games and shit.
Fuck this Jewish dystopian society.

>I blew them all
Kinda like the girl went and blew all the guys except you lmao

Some people just aren't meant to be happy or successful, existence is a raw and harsh thing and some people get fucked by it in many different ways.

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>entertaining sluts makes you a man

is this what men tell themselves at night before falling asleep?

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I lost my virginity at 15 lol like just try it's not hard.

Based doomer, personally I'm a bloomer

In a cruel twist of fate some of the girls I rejected took it so hard that they became cat ladies despite being smart and beautiful.
I'm a terrible person.

Good for you, there's certainly nor harm in trying.

How's your luck on tinder

>Felt like I was using her once again.
Everyone is different I guess, I lost my virginity to a girl I had only met 3 times before. Even waiting that long was agony.

But I have enough money, literally all for free from the government.
The problem is I'm socially inept as fuck, approaching a stranger is borderline impossible to me, let alone asking a girls father permission to fucking marry her.

dont get a GF the pain doesn't go away

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>is this what men tell themselves at night before falling asleep?
The "men" who tell themselves this never have sex and they stay remain boys forever.

Same as my Facebook, empty, can't upload a picture of myself because of shame so no tinder for me.

This is the true answer gentlemen

You're supposed to lead over your woman you dink. Women deep down don't wanna be equals & they all crave a strong male. Show me a man that let's their woman walk all over them & I'll show you a cheating cunt that's lost all respect for their man.

If you don't know this, no wonder you'll be a virgin forever.

>shame
Stop fretting over other people's thoughts, you're gonna die one day and none of this shit will have mattered, you think they care about what you think? Man you sound like such a submissive little bitch, like, just hop on a hook up app right fucking now and go get some puss, you say you're tall and good looking so you shouldn't have a problem, I'd recommend grindr

Only the best white guys get live.

Every other race has normal sex distribution in Awhite countries. They also gets first dibs on the jobs.

In the 1950s you would be an honest blue collar worker with a beautiful pure wife that would cook you a nice meal and would take care of your kids.
Unfortunately your kids would get corrupted by social movements, feminism, marxism sexual liberation and your grandkids would be just like you.
The game was rigged.

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Women need boundaries & structure. Giving them free reign was a huge mistake because they're literally like children & don't know what to do w total freedom. That's why you see so many these days taking enormous amounts of cocks in their teens/20s, hitting the wall in their 30s while finally realizing no self respecting man wants a used up basket case who spent the last 10+ years "finding themselves", then they turn into cat ladies.

Many such cases!

How would I get a beautiful pure wife if I'm autistic? I never approached a girl in my life.

My kids wouldn't get corrupted because I'd raise them properly

Literally worse than a handholdless virgin. You've actually had the opportunity to fuck and haven't been able to, incels can usually seal the deal when they finally get there.

You are not autistic.
That's what the government, school and media made you believe.

I was raised atheist but it's true I find myself aggreeing with relgious people more and more
I'm agnostic though.
I don't have commitment issues I think I have a self sabotaging issue
I'm a litteral god when it comes to flirt with girl I don't like but I stutter and sux every time I'm with a girl I like
I was just about to fuck a girl because I grew tired but destiny made it impossible at the last time
Thinking about buying a whore, I don't want to fool a helpless girl into thinking that if she fuck with me I'll like her
I'm not that type of guy
Hook up culture disgust me

You are autistic only because you grew up in this environment
Modern life is making us autistic
Amen
The game was rigged from the start
>Haven't been able to
Only one or two times
The other times I refused to do it
But to be fair while I generally stand with my choices I, sometimes, get extremely angry at myself for not fucking those sluts when they wanted to

Same. Christianity is rooted deeply into the west & a big reason why we were so successful. Acting purely on instincts is a great way to fuck up a society, and that's what we're doing now.

They were totally right about gays, abortions, desegregation, etc because those acceptances opened up the box to push those boundaries further & further, until we've finally reached clown world status.

My diagnosis
>putting women on a pedestal
>caring what they think
>projecting what you think about you on what they think about you
>overthinking stuff (eg agnosticism)
This is why you are a virgin.
I would suggest to ease up a little, go with the flow, don't try to guess what she thinks or feels, and just have some fun and be your self.
But you ain't gonna do it because your problem is deeply embedded in your psyche.

>putting women on a pedestal
>caring what they think
>projecting what you think about you on what they think about you
>overthinking stuff (eg agnosticism)
Yeah all of it. But only when I like them.
Yeah I've tried to go with the flow since I was a teenager but even when I take drugs or drink I can't let go.
It's truly hell
I've had so few times where I could act without thinking and didn't care afterward about what I did
How can I overcome that ?

I am turbo awkward, a manlet and got glasses. I am witty tho. Girls like that. No idea how pathetic my life would be if I'd be retarded like most of Yea Forums in addition.

>How can I overcome that?
I don't know because I have this too.
I was also raised atheist and making fun of religion, religious people as stupid.
It was a kind of narcissism which made me believe that I was better than everybody but also stifled my growth because I was afraid to live for myself in case I let down my parents and as a result I was not able to enjoy my successes because I always was told I should get even better at everything and nothing was ever good enough, things or people.

For your question, I don't know, beer maybe?
Get intoxicated to get relaxed?
Last night I had some kind of panic attack as I was thinking these stuff and started shaking and sweating so I got off at the next stop and had a beer at the road which helped me stop shaking.

>Panic attack
>Literally shaking

This is "men" in current year. Y'all realize once a woman sees this weakness she's totally turned off & out, right?

Its OK to show women a tender side, just don't go whole hog with it. Current year doesn't magically erase thousands of years of evolution, and they all want strong men. Even if they say otherwise.

>Y'all realize once a woman sees this weakness she's totally turned off & out, right?
I know, this started happening this year.
Maybe it's medical too because I often have the symptoms of a stroke, blurry vision, dizziness, disorientation, memory loss, mumbling.
Unfortunately I don't have a job or health care so I can't check my health.
I'm trying to find a job but it's a losing battle against time.
This past year was hell on a personal level, mostly because despite a huge amount of effort and hard work over many years to get back on track and fix my life it all came tumbling down in multiple fronts, and I may have become completely unsuitable.
I get the shakes now and the sweating when I talk to any woman I mildly care about, this didn't happen before.

>Conquests
Those were more like temp occupations. You gotta stick it in to conquest. How you dated women, kissed them, and not ONE of them forced you to go all the way...well it says something about you user, not trying to be mean or anything just giving my opinion. Maybe you have anxiety over it, get drunk, bang a fat bar slag and just get it over with

Christ you're a freak

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>spend 9 months with a woman
>deny her sex
based fucking vocel chad

Sorry to hear, user. It sounds psychology, but first step would be making sure it isn't psychical. Go to the health clinic for free, or just the ER to a good hospital. You obviously won't be paying that bill, but at least you'll know something.

If not, figure out yourself what's causing it. Is it only when around people, certain times of the day, after a meal, etc.

>flirted or held hands
lowering the bar to feel better, OP?

>and not ONE of them forced you to go all the way...
I don't know where you live but women down here aren't really adventurous.
They prefer to do nothing than to take the lead
The most I had was women begging me to go home with them or to come back at my place
As for physical action I had this girl who acted like she was drunk and rested her head on my penis. When she realized she was going nowhere she tried to force her on me and kissed me but I flee quickly (she was the ex of one of my boy and not really beautiful)
I had a few girl kiss me
One slept in my bed and when I couldn't get her to leave she just took my hand and I said what the hell and kissed her. I was touching her and went near her tits then stopped.
This last girl I went with, I was comfy with her watching netflix and since I was drunk I let time fly. At one point I realized I should kiss her now (I was already touching her hand, thigh ect) and when I went in she said loudly "Finally"
I'm sure that if I didn't went in she wouldn't have kissed me
If you want to fuck you have to initiate
Yeah I think I am anxious now, because I wouldn't want my first time with a girl I like to suck
I'll fuck a whore, I don't want no fat slag
I'll pay for it it's way more honest than any hook ups these days
Yeah unfortunatly

>50 years ago you would have a nice job with a nice pay even with zero skill.
>Enough to go ask a 19 year old white girl from her father and marry her.
>And still have enough money to have a comfortable life with many children.
That's what happens when the rest of the world blows themselves over "muh lebensraum." It was never sustainable in the long term, unless the Germans just kept trying again every 20 years

>be born in the most degenerate era of man
>careless sex and legalized baby killings
>be born an ugly short autistic dicklet
bruh if god exists she must be female

When you said you watch porn, do you find maybe just a tad bit, that you might be fixating on the male gentitals more than the female? I'm no sigmun fraud user but you sound gay

I'd think it's the opposite, we're living in a dark age because there are an infinite number of distractions that can suck you into the NEET lifestyle when you're young, before you've even had a chance to really start living
In the 50s you'd be forced to either find an extensive, time-consuming hobby or stare at a wall all day, and finding friends and employment in a town where social interactions haven't been decimated by the internet sounds like a dream come true. Escaping NEET and inceldom then was like walking up a steep hill instead of today's climbing of Mt. Kilimanjaro

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>t. 23 yr old who awkwardly tried flirting with a girl and then shook her hand as she said goodbye

I've had numerous sex partners, but no real long lasting relationships. I find that I can't bring myself to trust the modern woman.

This.
The elite of society caused this.
They took away our life and future.
You know who they are.

Try past the age of 13 gramps

What's the point of having a gf? Sex is not even better than an onahole, but it costs a hell of a lot more than 49.99$.

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Exactly right.

>take uni writing course years later
>smart, cute girl sits right across from me the whole semester handwrites a full page review gushing about my story, telling me she loves it and thinks I'm the best writer in the class
>everytime I went to class after I thought about thanking her, but always backed out because I'm terrified of talking to women after years of horrible experiences
>didn't say a word to her all semester
Even my therapist got angry at me.

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>Takes a writing course
>Starts off a paper with "Okay"
You dodged a bullet

>28% of young men can’t get laid
>18% of young women can’t get laid
What the fuck is wrong with zoomers? I read that 30 year olds today on average, both men and women, have had 4 sexual partners. Four. We used to fuck more than 4 girls in a single weekend. Are you guys just all watching porn or something?

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unironically this. If you can't find a bona fide soulmate, don't fucking try

Is your therapist a woman?

i'm not autistic and not an incel

but i gotta say

to me the first step is obvious and it is leaving this shithole of a website and getting a social hobby

weekly go to a swing dancing class, climbing wall, library reading group, hell do a parkrun or work in a charity shop, i don't know something. even if you don't make any actual friends you'll have somewhat cordial relationships once you are good at the thing and can help others

i'm sure i am a troll or normie but the science is clear that you are the 5 people you spend the most time with, everyone basically becomes their peer group

if 3 of those 5 people have your issues the issues will deepen, then you are perma-fucked. if you lean into the culture of /r9k/ adjacent boards too much, you can only intensify your situation

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Superficial solutions to a problem that runs much deeper.

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White men are too busy sleeping with non-white women. The male virgins are muslims and Indians (extremely high virginity rates), and the female virgins are white women who have been abandoned.

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>Stayed with my first one for 9 months
>Still a virgin
That's a weird way to talk about your mother, user.

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My ex gf was a virgin and in love with me even though I didn't love her. I still took her virginity without really worrying about it

The only redpilled post in this thread

sounds like a shitty therapist

>White men are too busy sleeping with non-white women

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Underrated af

100% true

Whoever made this has never been within 10 miles of a woman in their 30s. I literally can't keep up with my girlfriend's sex drive (35). It's almost like the female equivalent of being a 16 year old boy.

How are you supposed to flirt? "hey you look cute". I don't get it. Think I'll just go back to bed.

This. A sex deprived zoomer made that image lmao. Women in their 30s are like animals lmao. Their biological clock makes them mental.

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Most women are whores.

>he doesn't hate women
Never going to make it. There is absolutely nothing to respect in a female.

The point is that the women on the right are lying.

I’ve flirted. Even asked girls out. They all said “no.” (Well, none actually said no. They said “gee, I’d love to but ...”)

You realize how hopelessly outmatched you are when a girl you like has probably had daily sex for more than 6 years.

Humiliate them. I like to flick my poo poo flakes in their hair when they're not looking. Then I say, "Good god you're hair stink." I also enjoy ripping ass right in their faces. I give the ugly ones a pass though.

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This is literally me except I’m 21
>get girls when I try
>never try

I'm 34 and I've slept with over 30 women. College in Texas was fun

You sound so fucking pathetic and cringey. Have you been tested for aspergers?

>tfw 23
huge relief

Absolutely based

nigga you gay

Based and checked

Women's sexual drive peaks around their mid-30s while for men it's at around 16. I don't necessarily disagree with the picture though, women do polish their exterior once they get to that age since their hormones aren't only egging them on to have sex, but to have a kid from it to raiser with a diligent father.
Suddenly you can't only get fucked by your fuckbuddy since he'd dump you in a heartbeat if you wanted to get serious. From now on, you need a serious relationship with a responsible guy.
Hence you starting to pretend you've always been the well to do housewife.

Lotta cucks ITT iih

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You have never even smelled a whiff of vagina. !!!FACT!!!

I'm an aspie. The state gives me money for it and found me a subsidised house to live in. Place is practically new.

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or /pol/ adjacent boards, should have made that clear...

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Did Goebbels have such a preoccupation with Jews because of how much he looked like one?

Believe whatever you want to believe, m8.

I can relate to this way too much. I had a girl I had a crush on invite me to hang out with her after school or on a weekend and I straight up rejected her and lost all intrest immediately. I'm still a kissless virgin 6 years later.

What the fuck is wrong with me?

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Ugly and average girls have way higher standards than genuinely beautiful girls. I don't even acknowledge the existance of any girl less than 8/10.

He doesn't look Jewish.

No. Never even watched trap porn.
I cant stand watching gays. I just straight up skipped the episode of american gods with the gay and the djinn
I have some gay guy who flirt with me if I even wanted it I could get it easily
Stop thinking i l gay because I have a higher standard than the rest.
Sex makes you dumb.
You never had that shit when you have hard time jerking off and you take the most degenerate porn you can get then you nut and immediatly you feel shameful ?
Horny people are like that
I had one friend who practically ditched me because he could talk to a 4/10 and she looked quite easy and inebriated
I met him 5 min later and he was taking her to his place and you could feel he wasnt proud like a druggie takin his fix home
He ended up getting a STD because he had bo condoms and couldnt resist fucking this 4/10
I ve done a few shit while I was horny that I regret and I pledged to not be that man anymore.
Also when I m drunk I m visibly more horny. I kissed a girl that wasnt ugly but quite fat and I once rubbed my penis on some girl butt because I was too drunk to resist

Unbearably based, redpilled, and powerful

Why am I triggering you lmao ?
Why are you so mad bro ?

You're an asexual amoeba

fucking kek

Okay but you still have burgers in your ass though

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The irish?

yeah I stopped giving a fuck and accepted I was ugly once this happened for a third time

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IRON MAN DIES.
CAPTAIN AMERICA GOES TO THE PAST FOREVER.

Thanos dies 3 times in this film:
1) At the start of the movie, they travel to Titan to get him, it turns out he has already destroyed all the stones and Thor kills him cutting his head off
2)After time skip Tony builds his own infinity gauntlet and portal to Quantum Realm and they begin time travelling to events of previous films to collect all the stones in past before the events of Infinity War, they meet Thanos again, Tony kills him, uses gauntlet to bring all heroes and villians including Thanos back to life
3)Big cinematic battle between literally everyone in MCU's history happens and Thanos is killed for good

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Fuck. Is this real?

Literally me. I just can't tell the difference between ordinary niceness and "please fuck me behind the dumpster". I don't have this with other things

Based spoiler poster

Yes, Goebbels had a lot of issues

>CAPTAIN AMERICA GOES TO THE PAST FOREVER
Well that sounds like a continuity clusterfuck... who am I kidding lol?

SNAPE DIES
DUMBELDORE DIES

Probably not, if you didn't want to fuck when you were in your early 20s your drive certainly won't be any higher in your early 30s

D R O P P E D

You sound like a project

He rose out of his depression and did something great with his life.

You sound like a huge beta

>Being a literal Nazi
>Having value
Uhhmmmm... Yikes, sweety?

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I don't get "flirting". To me it makes the most sense that we should both communicate our intentions clearly and directly. Why make a game of it?

There are no rules and I can't comprehend how to do it.

This was not a real time. You watch too many movies. People worked hard to support families. It's easily possible now, you're just lazy.

You do not have any understanding of reality or of history.

Flirting is just banter but for the purpose of attaining sex in future. If you can't banter IRL or on Yea Forums then you'll probably struggle with the concept of flirtation.

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oh dear oh dear xD

I‘m 29 years old, never kissed, hugged, held hands or flirted with a girl.
I have never even seen naked boobs IRL.

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>Flirting is just banter but for the purpose of attaining sex in future.

What kind of banter and why banter in this way instead of being clear and direct?

that has to be fake subtitles

Because humans are weird, user, and we value a good laugh over a lot of stuff and getting people to laugh disarms them. Media makes it seem like flirtation is looking at each other all romantic like but really, it's just 2 people shooting the shit and become increasingly risque as time goes on. It's a clown world out there.

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>morbidly obese my entire life
>diet for two years
>lose about 100kg
>turns out I'm actually somewhat attractive
>no problem getting matches on tinder and dates
>still fuck it up because I've never learned how to seal the deal
>get fat again

Writing for my life is so bad it could be the script for game of thrones

Lmao that's actually a pretty good comedic tragedy, user.

How can people deny the existence of incels and forced loneliness when this exists?

youtu.be/B0zWqsiPtCY

FUCK. Why do wh*tes and bl*cks both pine after these alien creatures so much? they are ghastly. I'd rather date a wh*te woman.

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>still a virgin

how the fuck? how have you gotten with more girls than me but not fucked

I AM SO CONFUSED!

thats sounds very poetic on the contrary

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I remember a girl at Uni said that to me and I spat in her face

Had so much of that shit in school I just lost it, probably would of beaten her half to death had we not been in public

you should be proud of yourself my man

F

The only reason, I have little to no hope for you is that you probably post on this website regularly and that will make things almost impossible for you. That's a tarpit few can escape.

how did you begin dieting user I am in the same situation, need to lose weight NOW my mindset is fucked though

Go keto to start
Fatty meat, eggs and your preferred leafy greens.

Insulin secretion is the cause of fat storage.

I'm just waiting for society to collapse so I can get a girl in an arranged marriage who wants to live safely in my farm, where there's food and where she will have an armed husband who can protect her.

thanks man

main thing thats fucked me up since leaving uni is my office job, so hard to not eat shit when everyone around you is and you sit down all day

>Ugly and average girls have way higher standards than genuinely beautiful girls.
Very true.

I post everyday here
I live here.
As long as I can NEET around and dont have to go outside and socialize with normalfag subhumans everything is alright.
I have porn and onaholes that distract me easily.

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It's an addiction. Your gut biome is begging you for the carbs they feed on.

You could put a piping hot pizza in front of me and I'd just walk away at this point

ew

Guess its mind over matter at this point, I have successfully done that with energy drinks, used to drink LOADS but now the sight of them makes me sick

As long as you're not hurting anyone, you're alright. Can't say I understand completely but every man needs his own peace of mind, the way I see it.

>I'm just waiting
This is what every fucking retarded virgin does instead of talking to a girl. Waiting just gets you nothing.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

God exists and knows you would destroy yourself and go to hell if you weren't ugly.
So you remain a pure boy forever who will take care of Mom and enjoy a comfy after life in paradise knowing other planets, and discovering the mysteries of this world.

Don't blame yourself. Approx 90% of the cells within the human body are bacterial microbes. They run you and can run you into the ground if you let them. Push through the initial struggle of low carb and you'll see.

It's called vernacular, user.

That's the trick
You'd think ugly women would be humble and easier to get along with, but they're actually about a hundred times worse than your average Stacy. I can't wrap my head around it, it's like no one ever had the nerve to tell them how ugly they were to their face, and they know it, so it allowed them to build a massive ego to cover up their insecurities

Other user said it already, but yeah, keto. No carbs. Not even one fucking carb. Not a single one.

Do this and you can stuff your face with as many steaks as you want. You can be on diet this way without feeling hungry. Just dodge the carbs.

Went down from 170kg to 75kg that way over these two years. No working out required.

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wow nice, im going to start it now

What should I immediately cut out carb wise if you don't mind me asking, I am new to all this.

You replied to the wrong user, but I'll try to somehow apply your advice to my life anyway. regardless.

>As long as you're not hurting anyone
Can‘t promise it stays that way

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Might it be that unattractive girls get hit on often by guys who see it as a sure thing?

>yeah, keto. No carbs. Not even one fucking carb. Not a single one.
This is bad. You should avoid bad carbs but keep the good carbs. You're meant to have good carbs. Avoid soda, bread, refined sugar, but DO HAVE potatoes, fruit, pr wild rice at least once a day.

I did this and I worked out with weights and I avoiding having loose skin.

Same. I'm glad I'm not autistic like most these people

thanks user

Looks like ill have to give up noodles, which is what I pretty much live on but I need to lose the weight

The distinction between carbs and good carbs is a myth that isn't based on science.

High Fructose Corn Syrup is bad because it's high fructose.

Can confirm.
Also avoid intellectual, university educated girls.
They are the fucking worse.

Cut out everything for starters.

My usual diet looks somewhat like this:
>breakfast
3-5 scrambled eggs with bacon
>lunch
Fish with salad
>dinner
3-5 steaks with salad

You can also eat cheese and all kinds of meat in general. But beware, after about 2-3 weeks your body recognizes "I'm full but losing weight like crazy something isn't right" and you will start to crave carbs, so much you would kill for a fucking slice of bread.

I don't belive you

>tfw never had a girl reject me
>girls usually come up to me so it makes things easier because I'm pretty shy when it comes to just hitting up random strangers
Gotta say that I'm super picky when it comes to girls too. I literally never choose some whore because I genuinely think I'm too good for that shit and too good to waste my time with sluts. Had plenty of friends ask me whether I was crazy due to walking away from hot girls but I just don't like to give every attention whore validation who thinks she can get me in bed. I'd still never disrespect someone by saying "ew". Just shows a lack of character

>50 years ago
>1970

An exemplar beta orbiter.

>>What should I immediately cut out carb wise if you don't mind me asking, I am new to all this.
Read this and follow it.

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cool, thanks for advice user, I'm gonna have to throw away a bunch of shit in my fridge when I get home

>you were never prepared to be this lonely for this long

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What are your experiences with orbiters? Have you ever been one? How do you get rid of orbiters?
I recently slept with one of my orbiters who has been orbiting me for about 2 years, since I felt kind of bad for her and she got new tits (while tasteless and ridiculous, I had no experience with fakes and was curious). However, it seems she thinks we’re going to get married now or something despite me telling her I’m not interested.

What do you call people who are really nice to you until they find out you don’t want to bang? I’ve been told they’re not considered to be a type of orbiter.

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Shit, time flies, 70 years ago ;_;

Cheers user thanks

>The distinction between carbs and good carbs is a myth that isn't based on science.
Bad carbs = high glycemic index = soda
Good carbs = low glycemic index = whole fruit

You're meant to eat fruit and potatoes like your ancestors did, along with meats, fish and dairy.

>woman comes up to me
>nice hat! what's it say?
>take off my hat and start explaining the logo
>she's already walking away

It's true, all of it, I wish it wasn't.
It shouldn't be possible to waste your life as much as I did.

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>You'd think ugly women would be humble and easier to get along with, but they're actually about a hundred times worse than your average Stacy. I can't wrap my head around it, it's like no one ever had the nerve to tell them how ugly they were to their face, and they know it, so it allowed them to build a massive ego to cover up their insecurities
You're describing modern feminism. It's basically arming ugly women to be this way.

Just ignore uggos and go for 6 and up.

Just go out and talk to her bro!

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Fit fag here. If you really want to lose weight, stop with all the "NO CARBS AT ALL" bullshit. Instead, start cooking all your meals. NOTHING but raw products that you have to cook. Literally everyone I recommend that to who pulls it off loses tons of weight. Cutting out carb is not only retarded but also not efficient because your body needs some goddamn nutrients. Only smart-ass newcomers think keto is a smart long-term choice
Cut out all convenience products and you'll be fine

In many ways my mind is still stuck in 1999-2000.
I could have died then and it wouldn't change a thing.

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>4 girls in a weekend
sure bro

I'm 22 and I've had multiple girlfriends, been given blowjobs by multiple girls and had sex twice.

I still feel empty and hollow inside because none of that was actually the relationship or bonding I want from a relationship. I want someone I can laugh with and be myself around not pretend I'm something else.

based bait

Have fun and good luck senpai

When I started I lost about 2-3kg per week. It was insane