I turn 40 this weekend

Bluethunder

>wasting youth is better than wasting old age
nani?

>TV is dominated by media from my childhood. Star wars. Transformers. Lotrs. Capeshit. Ect.

"W...wwwhy..are you posting here ollld maaan."

Zoomers fail at everything.

*Sip*

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I'm right behind you bruh. 35 this year

Loud and proud brother. Loud and proud!

Capeshit isn't film, it's sugar coated mind garbage. All fucking Capeshitters must fucking hang

32 here. Based oldfags

I luuvvv star worts

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glad I'm not the only one

Op here you can have this pepe now.

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>no boomers have said Commando yet
you all fucking disgust me

You're supposed to have children by now old man.

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Watching the Rocky movies. Those. 1 & 2 especially are great. Second half of 3 is garbage until the fight. 4 is hilarious but regained that Rocky soul that rang hollow in 3, and Drago was goddamn terrifying. Rocky was back to being that rambling idiot I came to like in the first two with 4 and I consider it hugely underrated. Haven't seen 5 yet but I feel like I have to to properly watch Balboa.
What sad sack of shit third world country do you live in where 16 isn't legal?

As a zoomer, I gotta say it's Road House.

Gross.

I chose turning around and going back to crazy chicks.

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Are you implying you will stop coming here ever? That's wishful thinking user

I chose the Ash vs Evil Dead route. Forever alone but fucks crazy chicks and acts as a dad/mentor to young folks.

Some 80s action movie.

step dad so i can have sex with little girls

Based.

Yea Forums is mostly 20-something year old doomers now.

>40
You're a fucking doomber gramps

faggot

i said little girls not little boys

I’m 37 and I like it quite a bit. I do drink a lot of Monster Zero Ultra tho and I still don’t get why that’s a meme. Do young people not like good tasting sugar free energy drinks? You’re loss, kiddos.

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at what age is the "point of no return" as a male virgin?

17

many are late 20s...

we age together with Yea Forums

I was waiting for my modem to warm up, relax.
>Commando
>Top Secret

>Boomer
Nigger you were in elementary when this came out. You're an Xer just like me.

Watch E.T., Flight of the Navigator, or Tremors.

I'm 44, young buck.

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me

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Tell us more

I remember being 24-25 few years back. Hanging out on /r9k/, wondering how long I'll be stuck on 4clan. Still here at 32. I don't go to /r9k/ anymore. Mostly just /k/ and Yea Forums. Sure it hasn't all gone as planned but I've managed to blow a few loads in sloots, so if I go tomorrow I won't go a virgin. It hasn't been all bad I suppose. Don't forget you're here forever

>25 year old
>can feel myself aging rapidly
>on Yea Forums 14 hours a day
>losing my mind due to prolonged isolation
>no longer have energy or enthusiasm for old hobbies
>still a neet

just fuck my shit up

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I think the most painful thing of becoming older is realizing how much you missed out on by being with normalfags.

I'm the opposite. I wasted years larping as a normalfag going out drinking every weekend to no social success at all whilst spending huge amounts of effort trying to keep up the charade instead of just embracing my natural autistic tendencies. I realised all I was enjoying was the alcohol

Being with normalfags has always been dreadful.

Pulp Fiction.

Why cant normalfags stand being alone for weeks?

I came to this realization after starting my post grad and spending August and September partying with classmates. I was just enjoying the alcohol and music not the people.

I don't go out now

Not when you just drink and chill. Beats being on Yea Forums for the 10th hour for the 10th year.

Because you don't realize how terrible being alone is. You're so used to it. But if you break from it and start to hang out with people you like, anxiety will hit you like a fucker being alone.

I woke up one day recently and realised that I had become the stereotypical neckbeard in every facet. and it made me happy. I now know who I am

I will redpill you user - it's never too late.

literally anything with eastwood

It's never too late but it becomes harder and harder with age. Well unless you actually land a decent job and you take care of your looks. Then it probably gets easier as women value that over being some random ghetto thug.

I'm not a boomer but i absolutely love this movie, I imagine its what they watch

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I'm 25 and been a neet since 2011. all I do everyday is shitpost, smoke weed and play synths. everyday for 7 years. i feel like this isn't sustainable and I'm going to crack one day soon

>Picking up girls
>2019
user if I wanted to throw my life away I'd sky king myself.

This but 27.

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Navy SEALs with Charlie Sheen

>started working out at 27
>feel better than I have in my teens
>look like prime Rocky Balboa
Feels good man.

Same here, getting ready for summer.

The more time it takes you the harder it gets like this user said if anything i'd say 20 or so, cause it's extremely hard to find a girl that is virgin at her 20's, so their experience starts to overwhelm you

i'm an ugly monstrosity at 25. i can't even imagine what I'll look like at 40

Fucking prove it old man

Fox News

>women value men that are not absolute total failures
that's pretty reasonable

Alot of women can't make it 24-48 hrs. That's like 4 male NEET years to them

On this hellsite since 2007
30 in 2 months.
Still here
It's all fucked isn't it?

And yet, men don't care if a woman is successful or not.

>one of the worst forms of torture for a normalfag is to be alone in a room for 48 hours

what is their fucking problem lmao?

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Are you still a virgin?

Depends on you, I guess 25 youre still somewhat young and can maybe turn it around, but after that youll probably become too jaded to even keep trying.

I'm only 25 but I'm so far passed the idea of sex/ gg/ being a virgin that it literally never even enters my brain. it's like some mythical fantasy that is not even worth entertaining. I simply no longer care. the desire for intimacy completely left my body

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Have fun explaining your post to the police faggot

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I'm the same except my birthday is in 4 months.

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16 is legal in a shitload of US states. 17 is second place.
You're an idiot.
Or worse, a Californian.

Same, except i turn 30 in july.

Give it 10 more years and your body is done for it.

lmfao what yall grandpas doin here
get the fuck out yall shits creepy af with yall old creeps lurkin here
go pay some bills or something lmao

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>he thinks you just stop being an autistic loser when you reach a certain age

everything gets worse not better

>losing my mind due to prolonged isolation
you're not isolated, you're talking to a bunch of other autists

if ill be an autistic loser with no achievements at 30yo im just going to kys

we all are

i said 30 but it'll probably be 35-40 for me.

>cause it's extremely hard to find a girl that is virgin at her 20's, so their experience starts to overwhelm you
Really hurts deep when a girl breaks off with you because she realizes you're a clueless virgin. The kind of shit that makes you want to jump in front a train lads.

>/r/cuckold
based

>tfw 21
>wasted 14 to now browsing Yea Forums and shit

Is there any hope for me?

God no. But sex is only important as you make it, in the end it does not fill the void.
The moment Yea Forums incels realize this a whole new level of depression will open up to them.

Not ultimate, but a ritual of passage:
1980: Flash Gordon
1981: Raiders of the Lost Ark
1982: Blade Runner
1983: Lone Wolf McQuaid
1984: Terminator
1985: Back to the Future
1986: Big Trouble in Little China
1987: Predator
1988: Die Hard
1989: Tango & Cash
1990: Good Fellas
1991: Hook
1992: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
1993: Groundhog Day
1994: Motherfucking Forrest Gump
1995: Jumanji
1996: Independence Day
1997: Starship Troopers
1998: Big Lebowski
1999: American Pie

as soon as the millennia turns its digits our time is to teach our ways to the ever suffering kids.

>get a job
>cut of your internet
>start reading
>work out when not working

You're here forever. Might as well get comfy.

I'm 27 and been married 3 years

Sex is overrated, minutes of pleasure that dissapates quickly and all you're left with is bad smells and months of having to do favors, or being mixed up in some attention whores #metoo scheme.

My advice get a fleshlight, it doesnt complain, doesnt say no, and feels nearly identical.

Also since we are speaking freely, nothing worse than wining, dining a woman and then not being able to get it up. Sometimes your body just doesnt want her. Happens too with hookers.

Sex in all honestly isnt what its hyped up to be and if you never had it it really shouldnt bother you.

You should stop waking up your wife's son at 10am on Saturday though, just because you're cutting the lawn.

Here's a movie just for you.

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I'm 20
Checkout For a Few Dollars more. Pure Kino

based fbi tipper but actually just bait so people look at my open tabs poster

Losing your virginity won’t necessarily turn you life around lol. I lost it at 20 and at 28, I’ve fucked some pretty hot chicks but feel pretty alone right now. Mostly because I’ve seen what women offer nowadays and it doesn’t interest me. Also porn ruined my life

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source

Ouch

>opera
>win10

When I was a kid, I loved Sonic. I fucking played those sonic games to the point I outcasted myself.

I would imagine a future as myself got older and sonic was not relevant anymore and that would make me incredibly sad.

Here we are now. Sonic is not relevant anymore and this webm triggers me feels.

This is how I feel every time I emulate a childhood game.

Never get into emulation.

40 is gen X. boomers are 55+

platoon

Damn straight.

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>Sonic is not relevant anymore

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Lost my virginity to a 15 year old when I was also 15, she was a hot scene girl too

Report that you little faggot

Come gather 'round people
Wherever you roam
And admit that the waters
Around you have grown
And accept it that soon
You'll be drenched to the bone.
If your time to you
Is worth savin'
Then you better start swimmin'
Or you'll sink like a stone
For the times they are a-changin

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But they care if she's hot or not. And also they do, you're just a desperate incel that will settle for anything. That's your problem.

>naruto vs sasuke

>boomer kino
Whatever you were watching as a teenager in the 90s

chuckl'd

This, the final redpill is realising how incredibly overrated sex is in our society
>inb4 incel
I had a girlfriend for 8 years

I will turn 30 next week

It will be funny to post here when we all hit 80 years old

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>i-i like girls so i'm not a faggot
where do you faggots get this dumb logic from?

talking to cartoon frogs doesn't count

>got a BSc degree at 22 and had an insanely fulfilled life
>take a "break" for a year
>that year turns into 2 years
>now 24 years old, 25 in October

How do I get rid of this cancerous mindset lads

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>has a degree
Get off your arse, get any shitty job to reset your mentality on work and you'll be fine faggot

>tfw 27 college drop out NEET
>tfw alcoholic

Living the teevee life

>33yo
>here since '06
>in the meantime I had an actual life, went out, had friends, had gfs
>start a bussines and lose it 2 years later in '11
>in the meantime have long term gf
>feeling useless and generaly a miserable fuck, throw myself into DUDE WEED LMAO and alcohol
>gf becomes the one who brings money to the house while I work shitty part time jobs half the month just so I dont have to ask her for money like im 10 and she's my mom
>to this day Im on a downward spiral, pretty much an alcoholic and gf STILL HERE for some reason is talking about having kids now

Fuck..

This

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You must be 18 to use this site, negroes.

>being a teenager wasting your time on a dadforum, instead of banging hot chicks from school

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for me? it's Top Gun

yeh the original user base just stopped using the internet

fyi: you should have kids at 21 your parents will pick up the slack til you save for a house

by the time you are 40 your kid will be 19

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what do you do when you don't desire any of the things that make others view you as "successful"?
I can barely even have a conversation with someone because our desires and motivations in life are so far removed. it makes all kind socialising impossible. I like being around people and having fun/ cracking jokes etc but I cannot stand that 90% of the conversations revolve around:

money
job
girls
the desire to attain material possessions

>tfw 26 and no degree even though I finished the course

Just fuck escorts until you become decent/good at it
Fake it until you nail it my brother

so you failed it

31 tomorrow. Been here since 300 came out. Have a wife and kid now. I work 40 hours per week to buy things I neither want nor need. Life is as depressing on the other side as it is on yours, anons.

If your brain allowed you to be happy all the time nothing would get done

Dropped out of university today and I'm 25. I live together with my girlfriend of 6 years and the relationship is very strained and will most likely end in just a couple of months time especially now that I've failed university.

It's her home and she is treating me really bad including verbal and (some) physical abuse but if I leave now I would be homeless. I also lost my job because I quit to have more time to finish my university.

I'm also rapidly balding and have to shave my for the first time last month.

It's over for me bros.

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The only reason I still get out of bed every morning is to see my kid be happy. Pretending to be a normie is actual suffering.

Not exactly. I'm like golden boy

>300 came out 13 years ago

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U usually discover what life means to you when ur at ur lowest dudee, goodluck

I think I'm genuinely on the autism spectrum. I can do pretty much anything that doesn't require other people to a high level but as soon as I have to do something like figure out how to talk to a cashier my brain turns to mush. people terrify me due to their unpredictability. my brain simply can't keep up with all the complex social nuances and strange reactions that seemingly come out of nowhere for no particular reason they have.
I'm starting to realise that I am permanently fucked due to this because anything I attempt I hit a brick wall as soon as I'm exposed to the social component. when I try to speak I mumble and can barely put together a coherent sentence.

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Gran torino

why were you at university at 25?

when I was 23 I went and thought wtf am I doing even on an average wage the 3 year course would leave me 45k in the hole and the degree maybe would have got you a 20k job

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Thing I hate about this the most is naruto vs sausage when we all know the pain fight is superior

I'm the same way

get a night cctv job

Only way to stop being a shitty dishwasher getting paid minimum wage where I live. It's basically finish your study or be a wage slave for the rest of your life. Rent is also impossible to pay on minimum wage so I'm basically fucked without a degree. Homelessness is basically guaranteed at this point after I outstay my welcome crashing at some friends home in the near future.

don't those jobs require training courses with other people though?

it's pretty much impossible to get any kind of accreditation without being assessed in person. i recently started this online course and I doubt I'll finish it because I realised there's a component where you have to do this fucking 2 hour skype mock business meeting

get a camper van

4g internet

Based and redpilled my fellow 1979 duder

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This! It boggles my mind

Read some survival guides and blow whatever money you have on outdoors/camping gear before it's too late.

yeh but the people on the courses are retards with personality problems

just being in a room with them gives you the ability to talk to normal people, its only 1-2 day course to get licensed and most will drop out at lunch

Rectify is fucking kino. It's unironically way too good for this shitheap of a board

I somewhat understand dropping out of uni, since I did it myself briefly (took a year out).
But I don't get lying about it to your parents? It's only going to make the situation infinitely worse. Just tell them the truth...

>picking up girls
get a load of this upstanding member of society here

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39 here, zoomers hide your 19 year old girlfriends.

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You’re not a boomer, retard.

I see you are a Disciple of Dan as well.

Caddyshack.

If you lose your virginity to a hooker you're officially permanently a virgin even if you have sex with a non-hooker afterwards.

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boomer means anyone over 30 now

cope harder boomer

Why isn't there a version with a boomer dance instead?

Man, I miss when good movies regularly came out.

if you lose it to any mammal your size or larger you are no longer a virgin

The ultimate boomer kino is also one of the best kino.

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haha

heehee

haha

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I CARVED MY OWN PATH

>mammal
Wew, close one.

Dude who is about to turn 43 reporting in. You're not a boomer, you're GenX.

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anyone over 30 is a boomer

anyone under 20 is a zoomer, you new fag

>being so old you don't understand memes

seething boomer

The remake was surprisingly fun and is old man Van Damme kino. Worth a watch.

Have sex

1941 is definitely an underrated example

Kevin Smith movies

I've paid 25k euros of debt in the last two years, next year ill be able to build my own house on a property I inherited from my grandfather. I also have a job, a car, a motorcycle, a 6k snowmobile and on my way to getting a gf, we've been watching movies lately, getting sucked off etc.
What do you have going on?

I'm 6' 4" yet I've never understood the boomer meme

Imagine being so pathetically insecure that you have to brag about shit this worthless on fucking 4channel

Look for a new job and find a your own studio apartment ASAP.

>Haven't seen 5 yet but I feel like I have to to properly watch Balboa
You should leave a lot of time between watching 4 and 5. It is still a good film, but it won't have the emotional impact on you if you watch it directly after 4. They were made in vastly different eras.

34 here.

Western kino:
- Big Trouble in Little China
- Any early Jean Claude Van Damme movie
- Any Jackie Chan Hong Kong domestic movie
- Ghostbusters 1
- Goodfellas
- Rambo 2 (maybe even 3 if you fancy him)
- Rocky 1, 2, 3
- Terminator 2
- Predator 1
- Coming to America
- Alien 1 & 2
- Poltergeist 1

If you like Eastern kino:
- Swallowtail Butterfly (Shunji Iwai)
- Any Edward Yang movie
- Love Letter
- Battle Royal 1
- Kung-Fu Hustle
- Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon
- Arahan
- Sex is Zero

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>Don't forget you're here forever
This 100%

All you zoomers should seriously STFU and be nice to your senpais, because one day YOU will be the boomer. By careful estimation the chance that you will ever leave this place is about 5%. It's not going to happen.

Pic related and Bad Boys

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Turning 25 soon. I've been on this site since 2007. Sometimes parts of my body hurt now and I don't know why. I bought a house. I don't like grass, but I like it more when I know it's mine. I'm trying to wean myself off Monster since I think I have a caffeine dependency.

Increasingly it seems like the rest of my life will be the same routine. Days are starting to blend together. I feel content.

I liked Goodfellas.

kek

How does it feel to be living the tablescraps of my childhood?
Technically we're not boomers but according to the meme all old people are boomers. *Sip
78 actually. Cheers much dood.

Not much to tell. I look younger and take care of myself. I usually date 19 to 23 year olds. I'm dating this 20 year old gothfu right now. Big tits and all. She us addicted to daddy's dick. Women my age are disgusting. Unironically.
Fuck you zoomfag
Kek

Thanks for all the recommendations anons. Sorry I couldn't (you) you all. This thread really gave me a laugh.

Oh hi moot

Just kill yourself already.

>sucked off

The one, the only
BONANZA
youtube.com/watch?v=iQjb_QiFbJE

This comment is so great. I honestly love how proud this dude is of all his normal achievements. Like these are all nice things and you should feel good about them, but it's hilarious how you're rubbing this normal stuff in people's faces like it's a giant gold chain.
Good for you, user. I'm proud of you. Not as proud of you as you are of yourself, but still...

08 for me.

My life is good though and I pretty much just come on here on my breaks at this point. I've got a fiance and a decent apartment. It's all in reach user.

Start getting Biotin and Rogaine and subscribe to it for life. it works

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I liked The Rifleman
youtube.com/watch?v=8fMN8a3ZRUY
Gunsmoke is good also
youtube.com/watch?v=ui-mzTCmZPE

based and redpilled

Parker Lewis can't lose.

You're not a boomer you fucking halfwit.

I thought this was the ultimate boomer kino

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Nah boomers weren't even born yet when Citizen Meme came out

based too close to home poster

I haven't gotten a blowjob in 2 years. Feels dry man. I work out in the oil field though so it's my fault.

>tfw 26 and still working shitty minimum wage jobs and renting rooms, now I’m losing sanity and don’t give a shit about my appearance, don’t talk to my friends and now it’s getting so bad I’ll just openly laugh at shit I read on Yea Forums in public, drink every single day
I keep telling myself someday everything will magically change

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I’m voluntarily abstinent for religious reasons. Stop acting like virginity is original sin you faggots.

32yo here and you just described the past 10 years of my life wtf.

All old people are boomers. Learn how memes work newb

Op again.
I didn't watch much in the late 90s. I stopped reading comics and got into music and girls. I was an edgy punk in college and fucked what would today be considered art hoes full time.

I remember seeing Blair witch project on campus. Fight club and the matrix we're big.

I got into horror and rented a lot of horror kino on vhs and DVD...way before it was cool.

It was a good life. I figure my sex count is well in the 150 range but I stopped counting.

Same as you including the sex count. The 80's and 90's were the best. I have no guilt posting on Yea Forums as an oldfag because even though the best years are behind me I can at least smile knowing zoomers will never have what we had.

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>opera

Jesus dude