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These threads have as much life as the palliative care floor of a cancer center.

Your time fast approaches weebs. The hugbox is gaunt and hairless. The bloated and jaundiced corpse will soon be hauled off to morgue.

Always remember that you destroyed the reputation of this movie with your autism. You killed it. You. Not Disney. Not Brie Larson. You.

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>Rent
>Free

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>Hugo how did you get there?

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You got dab'd on yet again. I think it's time you just give up. You're just embarrassing yourself at this point.

Please be healed by wholesome Alita

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>my artworkd was turned into a gif
This makes me happy. Even if you shitpost with it, you make me happy.

>I was a little cold, so I thought I'd cuddle up with you. That's okay, right?

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Love you too

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>Hugo
VA is behind this isn't she

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>I got myself a little something for tonight! I think it's better than oranges!

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>uh... I don't feel too good
>I bet Ido's gonna be mad at me

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>Ahem
>It's time for you to leave

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MAYBE

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>IT'S NOT EVEN WEEKEND
>You're punished
>No more chocolate for a year

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>Oh, hey doc...It's kind of up to her though, right? I'm not doing anything wrong...

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UwU

>why is there gunk all over my arc plasma generator's air intake?
>why is it all over my thighs too?
>where did user go?

>I'm not going to argue with dad, Hugo
>bye

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>that's my girl

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>Don't UwU me

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Careful, Alita. VA's lurking around, she might make a move on him if you send him away.

>Oh by all means
>She'd be doing me a favor
go for it VA

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Fucking kek I feel bad for K

>Am I like a snacc that can just be given away?

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Why was Zapan such a bro and why did Alita treat him so badly? The guy genuinely wanted to help her and she just has to give him lip and and embarrass him in front of everybody. Like, just dump the meatboy and let him buy you a drink, Alita. No strings attached. He'll teach you how to be a hunter-warrior.

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I definitely don't mind cheering him up~
A snacc, yes, but I'd never just give you away bb

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Oh come on, I'm not even VA, but that's mean to Hugo. He deserves to get cozy too, right?

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>not posting the full image

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Meatboy doesn't deserve to be in the image.

>I don't know if I want this

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>The only coziness hugo deserves is the exhaust from my rocket hammer

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Zapan a BITCH

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his reaction does

>Well, we don't have to rush into anything. We can just get cozy ourselves, and not worry about them.

>omg Dad take it easy he left

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>the virgin meatboy vs. the Chad hunter-warrior

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Poor guy just wanted to make Alita happy while fulfilling his dream. He deserves some happiness, no?
I feel bad for Hugo now. Ido in the film liked him. Called him a hard worker and a good person.

Realising he's not going to be featured in the sequels...

>Alita no! If you blow you'll take out all of Iron City!

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WE ALL SHOULD KNOW VOICEANON LIKES ALITA MORE
STOP FAKE NEWS

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>Hey user you always get so spooked when I come around, so I got you this set of nods to watch me with. Do they work? Do you like them?

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Vector was right. Hugo's fucking loaded, he should have just lived like a king in Iron City.

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Hugo deserves happiness. I definitely Ido approving of him, it's pretty noticable. I definitely think it's shown with Ido having Hugo take the hammer out.

>Not even with the blondelita

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CUTE

Alita literally lives on *annihilation* with a side of chocolate and oranges. Makes you think.

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I hate this voiceanon shit to be honest. It's not even clever OC, it's just a self insert thing. It's not very funny or interesting. Make some actual original content or something.

fuck it's late, time to get to sleep now
reminder zapan is cool and hugo is a bitch, refer to if necessary

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>"I don't want you soiling your perfect hands with blood."
>"I don't want blood on these hands too."
It's amazing how much they made Ido more likable in the film than in the original source.

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Post more vampires

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you seem to have that reversed friend
Zapan is the bitch, Hugo is cool. Refer to

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Funny how Alita acts a lot like Edward from Twilight, stalking her partner.

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Superior bar blonde right here

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I think it's cute as fuck, but it only works because she's cute as fuck. If I saw a whale trying to do that in my window, I'd be reaching for some firepower.

Facts
Sleep well fren

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yes excellent
Honestly, that's the first thing I thought when I saw the movie for the first time.

We don't take kindly your types around here.

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Good Morning and please be heal by Arita.
Thread OST: m.soundcloud.com/user-195735274/cyborg-girl-alita

They really did. He went from slightly ambiguously creepy robot fetishist with a good heart, to the most baseline dad ever.

Well, fucked up my own ritual there didnt I?
Thread OST: m.soundcloud.com/user-195735274/cyborg-girl-alita

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>Alita singing/ playing keytar for the bar
>Swayze working the door
>Bugs doing bugs bunny stuff
Kino.

>He went from slightly ambiguously creepy robot fetishist with a good heart, to the most baseline dad ever.
May we all someday

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This, Hugo was too obsessed over Zalem.

Does she really just shake water off her hair like a cat?

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Ultrasonic!

She's so CUTE aaaah

It's not just water - it's straight up sewer, and she shakes even the smell away, yes.

THIS IS THREAD #385
THIS IS THREAD #385
THIS IS THREAD #385
THIS IS THREAD #385
THIS IS THREAD #385
THIS IS THREAD #385
THIS IS THREAD #385

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>Bounty thief
>bro

Are you gonna justify him committing murder against innocent and helpless bystanders?

The good boys were just helping a poor cyborg find his parts after he tripped.

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Thank you Based Thread Man

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Goodnight Anons. Sleep well

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Goodnight fren

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You too fren

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Guess everyone is sleppin. I’m comfy after my shift I might drift off myself. I think it’d be cool if the OVA ends up in the special features of the blu ray. James bought the whole shebang and should have the rights to that, yeah?

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What's the actual context for this lmao

Ahaha that's great OC. You get some sleep fren. We'll keep the lights on while you rest.

Trying to stow away on a Martian spacecraft to escape Jeru. Ends up fighting in space in that tube.

Sounds fun

Not my OC, got it a week ago maybe? Either way it’s great. Love posting it. Think i’ll hit the sack goodnight everyone.

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Sleep well fren

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GN fren

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This is me when I go to bed

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Dey see me LOLing...

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can someone post the printable poncho alita please

Thank Mr Kishiro for drawing this panel

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100% this. It reeks of discord/reddit/facebook/whatever the hip kids are using these days. VA is cancer and so is everyone enabling it.

This one?

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thanks user

>OVA rescanned in 4K

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I saved the one in easily printable sheets.

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What's got you so grumpy old man? Namefags being the centre of generals has been a Yea Forums classic for decades now. unless you've forgotten Scooby and Tiny and zyzz and all the others too. The meta shit is irritating but the engagement and content production isn't unusual

Good morning frens
It’s a great day to be alive for Alita

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Vampire version

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It's attention whoring, the exact shit I come to Yea Forums to get away from. /ALITA/ wasn'tnamefag central two months ago.

2 months ago /abag/ was the wild west with spam and shit flying everywhere. I was there for it all. It's not better or worse inherently than right now. One thing that is beneficial with having a tight-knit community for now is that it will keep the fire of the thread burning until we get the BR and the influx of people who will watch it then. I imagine the thread will be more like the /abag/ of old when that happens. Still, I hope you stick around through the quiet hours too man.

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alita 2 when?

>around 4am
>start to dream
>at the store buying the oversized manga box set
>get home and see it's not gunnm
>go back and return it
>wake up
What a crappy dream.

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2022 most likely if it actually happens

>110 posts
>28 IPs
Absolutely disgusting.

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What manga was it then?

That's kinda funny
it reminds me I recently ordered the deluxe manga
I should have it sometime this week

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>4 posts per person
OHNONONONNONONO
Cringe and yikespilled

I can't remember, it's a blur

>need to apply for job
>increasing anxiety, finally gather enough willpower to go through with it
>expecting an hour+ trudge through 100 pages of asinine character assessment questions
>load application link
>upload resume
>hit submit button
>that's it
>it took 2 minutes

wtf, how can it be so easy to apply for a job that's so much better than some bullshit retail job, my mind is blown.

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voiceanon "content" it's absolute garbage

lmao I only had 1 Alita related dream, it was the first lewd dream I've had in maybe a couple years, and it lasted like 30 seconds.

What kind of ABSOLUTE loser would post in a thread more than once? Can you imagine how sad and pathetic that person's life must be? Thinking they're part of a community? Boy I'm glad I'M not posting in this thread

Hey congrats user. These things seem a lot scarier mentally than they often end up being.

Both good and bad content keeps the general alive and the community strong. I genuinely don't give a shit what you're producing as long as it's something relevant.

Here’s another ip for you, you obsessed faggit.

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i'll keep these for halloween

> been training and having lucid dreaming for a few years now
> I pretty much dream about Alita at will every night
The comfiest or sleeps

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Remember, never fall in the capeshit pit /alita/

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Dang bro, living the dream.

Or should I say, dreaming the life?

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There is literally nothing wrong with wearing cargo shorts, fuck that roastie.

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>seeing this face right before you get knocked into oblivion

This might actually be the best of all possible ways to go out.

why do you need those extra pockets

Man star wars really is a shitshow huh

guys i know the alita sequel announcement is going to be something like this for someone, just don't record yourself please

Oh no I'm gonna be here shitposting it up with you faggots and revelling in the fact that everyone was wrong

I mean, if there is a sequel when the trailer comes out I will probably be excited while watching it, but recording yourself acting like a retard watching a trailer goes beyond my understanding

Just listen to any given female bitch about their lack of pockets, then imagine that being you.

That's why we need those pockets, sir.

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>Our daughter is dead, Chiren, you need to let it go.
>I'm obviously not the one who's clinging to something here.
>neither of them are actually over it yet, both manage to let it go because of Alita

I'm probably going to get drunk, and I don't drink often. It will be interesting, but my webcam doesn't work so that's good.

>don't record yourself
That's the best policy overall. You can't get embarassed by non existant recordings.

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>hardware disabled microphones
>phone kept in a locker in a separate room
>tape over the webcam
>Nova sees nothing

Quite right.

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>Afraid she’s gonna cut you loose?
>literally does so from a mile up in the air
keks all around

Indeed. Imagine having an actual conversation about a movie on a Timorese underwater meringue tasting board.

Sounds like a sick joke to me

>Alita is Novas now...

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>JUST IMAGINE REPLYING TO A THREAD MORE THAN ONCE,
>THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF /ALITA/,
>/ALITA/ BTFO

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based

Pack it up frog we're going home

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>D E V I L I S H

>Open thread.
>Post in it twice.

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I love u

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You should be banned for this

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>open thread
>reply
>don't instantly leave
>someone replies to you
>reply back to them
>see another post you wish to engage with
>post in the same thread for the THIRD TIME

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h-how do you get your Arizona tea, oranges, and chocolate into the theater user?

>"user, you didn't keep the thread comfy while I was away. What happened?"

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>imagine using Yea Forums as its meant to be used

Someone realized what a circlejerk these threads are and called us out on it.

Pack it up. Comfy's over!

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Currently dilating. Beginning to wonder if cutting off my dick was a mistake.

Congrats. Now you'll just have to sit through an interview just so you can get rejected. Assuming they even call you at all.

>us
You mean "you"?

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You place them in the ammo mags of your AR 15 if your in burger land. Idk how it works else where.

>mfw can't reply again in this thread or I'm a hypocrite

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> letting others ruin your comfy
It’s pretty comfy user

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Still comf

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> get full 8 hours of sleep
> Swan Song (acoustic version) is my alarm clock
> wake up comfy and happy
> look at pics of my waifu
Already a 10/10 day

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>waking up to an alarm
I don't even remember what mine sounds like, haven't heard it in an actual decade since I'm always up just a little before.

Kek

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>watching GoT so I can talk to my normie colleagues about it
>quips fucking everywhere
>so much wasted time and drawn out scenes in a series that needs to be wrapped up quickly
Really makes you appreciate how tightly done Alita is. Every series would be improved with more Alita

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TRANNNNNIEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

good morning frens

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imagine being so fucking autistic you can't appreciate a movie because people you don't like love it

Morning fren have a good day

>dreaming the life
comfort and happyness is achieveable

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>The results have come back user
>You have severe autism
>I'm afraid it's permanent

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Good morning, /ALITA/. Let's have a nice day with /ourgirl/ and our Alitafrens.

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Somebody should shoop the car to say
>jerome shitpost

Now that is an appropriately high quality Alita

Hi

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1. Cute Alita
2. Yandere Alita
3. Sad Alita

This is too far you're a madman

She saved them all
>Ido and Chiren both got over the loss of their daughter
>Hugo got over his obsession with Zalem

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Posting best pure/cute Emolita

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>christoph trying to make off with /ourgoblina/
>just look cool for the cameras, robrod

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You don't belong anywhere except in this thread.

I had an Electric Wizard track as my alarm sound for a long time. I made it loud as fuck too by making it play from a boombox at full volume. It did a great job at waking me up, but one time I took a trip to another city and forgot to turn off the alarm and as I came back I found they'd both ripped out the power cord and turned off the breakers. No big deal but I guess the janitor wasn't a big fan of Electric Wizard.

>emolita has encyclopedic knowledge of past and current stores in the mall and knows all the gossip about places opening up
>chatters ceaselessly as you walk her to hot topic and spencer's and vans
>mumbles around her food spitting crumbs everywhere as you eat chick-fil-a in the food court
>bounces up and down as you buy movie tickets at the in-mall theater
>gets sleepy and hangs on your arm as you leave the mall at the end of the day

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>Really makes you appreciate how tightly done Alita is
It really is. Almost too packed with information, but that's what makes it worthy of watching again and again. Every time you see a little something you missed the last time.

I bought a thing

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You bought a good thing

>unironic RPing
Huh so that's what goes on in these threads

ok, i'm a retard.
any idea how to fold the poncho?

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>>>>>>>unironic
how would you feel if i get into your /gif/ bbc cuck threads and i spew shit i don't know about you and your posts?

>mfw I will never experience this
[spoilers] vocaroo.com/i/s0DlZ89jGlfd [/spoiler]

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>unironic
You're better off hitting at the guy who writes insert fan fics than thinking people aren't meming in thread

The only reason I go on /gif/ is to find the goose is loose pasta

The challenge is trying to hold the unwieldy volumes while you read them

i love that pasta (the playful/"oblivious" one not the mean-spirited version). i can't believe that shit gets deleted because the writing's inspired

>unwieldy volumes
They're not though
t. someone who owns 1400+ page omnibus comics

I'll read it during arm day

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OFFICIAL ALITA POWER RANKINGS

1. Cute Alita
2. Bloodlust Alita
3. Possessive Alita
>POWER GAP
4. Smuglita
5. Vamplita
6. Punklita
7. Yandere Alita
>POWER GAP
8. Lewd Alita
9. Sad Alita
>POWER CHASM
10. Blondita
>DEEP ABYSS
9999966699999. Leeta

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You are asking for some fucking CONTENTION with a bold statement like that

user, I...

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I still read it in full every time

I thought generals were banned

Where's the dancing potato?

>general
>not a single post here talks about the movie
>only waifu fags

Did you have a question?

>waifu
How about you watch the movie and actually read the thread?

>samefagging
>doesn't read the thread
>spergs out
Hi, Jerome! How's your mom doing?

>...need hugs

Don't mind if I do!

See: You're not even trying any more

Blodnita should be top 5

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>H-Here, have this

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Kishiro fucking REKT everyone who ever doubted his work. He's the only mangaka who's ever got a faithful adaptation of manga into a big budget Hollywood movie. Any other adaptations? Ghost in the Shell - BOTCHED. Death Note? BOTCHED!

Alita Battle Angel? So fucking good even Kishiro said it was pretty much the best thing in the world!

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Yeah, what the fuck jerome? I believed in you

Lol mad general fags (:

The power of Potato Alita is unmeasurable

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Blondita is weak like every SJW

I used to roll my eyes seeing an /Alita/ thread but now you guys have grown on me. You guys are just too pure and wholesome. You are cute! C-U-T-E!!

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He honestly did. Imagine how happy he must be that so many people have been now exposed to his ideas. I'd die proud of I had that

>wields a two-handed rocket-powered warhammer
>plays it believably and completely straight-faced

Audiences were remarkably tolerant of it too

Status: Healed

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Niiiigerrrr
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Poookp in my bhfttttffffg heheehehehe i made oopsiedooospieee heheehehebebe

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How would the sequel even happen? Obviously it would involve a shitload of gun violence and body horror. Could they keep it PG-13 by toning it down or would it need to be R-rated?

To be fair Naoki Urasawa got a decent Japanese live-action trilogy out of 20th Century Boys, but yeah it must feel good to be Kishiro right now.

Welcome user. Stay as long as you like. How did you like the movie?

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Hell even Romo's and some of Grewishka's lines were raw anime style and people loved them.

Imagine tolerating a talking Raccoon but having a problem with a big hammer, it's not like warhammers were not a thing once.

First half of the movie would be sports
Second half a rampaging CGI monster
They could easily cut out anything too graphic.

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I am ok with both of these ideas

>33

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I wonder if faggots at shueisha are seething hard

Imagine thinking your glory days are over and then James_fucking_Cameron makes a huge big budget adaptation of what you're best known for and hires the best talent in Hollywood to do it.

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We owe so many people thanks for creating this amazing hybrid. I'm so glad I get to share all this with you

>Welcome user. Stay as long as you like. How did you like the movie?

I have not seen it yet I am waiting for a home release so I canpirate the movie. I just see the Alita threads all day on Yea Forums so now you guys got me interested.

Based and OCpilled

>pirate
user they need all the money they can get so there'll be a sequel

Why won't you help me user

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I don't see it as impossible they decide to switch it up and go R-rated since both Rodriguez and Cameron have done R rated stuff many times in the past. Only concern is the budget I guess.
Though Cameron is going all-in with Terminator with 200 million budget and probably R-rated.

If you find you really like it pick up a Blu Ray! But otherwise make sure you tell us what you think once you do. We'll be around for all the people like you who get to experience it for the first time.

thanks for doing these OST man

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Lord know what the next budget will be like...

Do they risk a big one knowing that they have a VERY loyal and fairly sized fan base, hoping to maybe even make more money than the original. Or play it safe and maybe dumb down some of the fight scenes and make the CGI look a lil worse to ensure profits.

But then again like you said it is Jim, and he usually doesn't do things in half's.

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I mean RR is a lot cheaper than he should be which is good

sure we killed it
which is it why it performed better than excepted at every turn

Yeah I guess that help's somewhat

Imagine if they did an R-rated sequel and you lived through it
>you're 15
>first movie, PG-13
>it's fun and sorta violent
>you're 18
>they release an R-rated sequel
>FULL ON RAMPAGE OF VIOLENCE STARRING #99 THE STAR OF THE FUCKING SHOW

Goodnight user!

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>ywn fall asleep with Alita
>ywn feel her metal body pressed against your body as you embrace her
>ywn hear her gentle moans as she sleeps
>ywn hear her whisper "user" as she dreams
>ywn spend the following morning cuddling her

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Thats it, i'm killing myself

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>Within cells interlinked.
help me

>hammer
Shad's rocket hammer video:
youtube.com/watch?v=5N9YhqO-zOo

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It's a Jimbo sequel, it will be superior to the original just as Aliens and Judgment Day were.

>questioning anime logic
Holy fuck what is wrong with people

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Is there a single other good anime adaptaion? Every single one I've seen has been trash, both western and jap made ones.

>user? you ok?
>Why don't you stay with me for the rest of the day? I'll cheer you up

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I like how any justification for the giant eyes is entirely headcanon. As there is no basis for them in the manga, the OVA, or the movie, and the giant eyes are, not only the only unique aspect of the movie, but also what directly caused the movie to fail and what ensures the movie will never have a sequel.

Furthermore, literally every other cybernetic character is a testament to how entirely pointless the eyes and performance capture/enhancement were, as nothing about the CGI wrapped characters was nearly as uncanny as alita.

I'll join you.

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(you)

Wouldn't it be wacky if someone kept writing stories just like that because they're too emotionally compromised by their previous relationships to have that with someone right now haha but think about it though.

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>Eyes stupid
>Movie fail
>Manga dumb
>Uncanny valley

Good job user you're 4 for 5. You just missed the comment about us being pedoes and you would have had a perfect score

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I know which namefag is behind this...

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Oh fuck I forgot about that salient fact for Jimbo movies

you forgot to take the tag off

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Fucking drawfren sneaking around making pastas son of a bitch

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>manga dumb
?

Haha did I though or can I only be emotionally honest through spoilered posts. Ha ha.

He's doing it because he likes Alita and classic weapons, and this is fun to talk about.

>play it safe
>dumb down some fight scenes
>make the CGI worse
>kill the dedicated fanbase
>movie bombs
I hope they don't forget that this movie would have bombed without the core fanbase who saw it 10+ times and convinced everyone they know to see it as well. If they don't meet our expectations for the sequel, we won't return.

>/ourgirl/ leaving theaters has extinguished my moviegoing spirit

Now what?

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Far as I can tell all live action adaptations are trash. Utter trash. Except Alita and I think that's part of why it's such an exceptional movie.

Endgame soon fellow True Believer! EXCELSIOR!

kek

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>No basis for the eyes in manga
That quote implies it

Oh no

>didn't pay attention
Every martian we see has big eyes.

haha imagine if none of us ever find our Alita and we live the rest of our solitary lives draped in eternal misery haha kinda hurts to think about lol
haha just for laughs tho we're all gonna make it

wait for blu ray, i feel the same way. Alita was just an amazing experience for me and i know nothing else being released these days can come close. Haven't gone to cinema since last Alita viewing apart from the 40th anniversary Alien screenings and have no interest in doing so anymore.

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Well I assume most of the "world building" is done as they have sets set up in Texas lots of pre fabricated CGI models. All the tech and equipment (Provided it wasn't rented). So I would of thought that a squeal should be relatively cheaper to make than this movie, meaning they could save money or pump more of it back into marketing to help boost the franchise.

Well that what I hope anyways.

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You realize having a rabid fanbase is actually a point against a sequel, right? They want the billions of people who haven’t seen the original to get their asses in seats for the sequel, not the hundreds of thousands who saw it 20+ times, who have a high chance of going see the sequel once, dismiss it as shit, and go back to watching the first one on loop.

YES we are user

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haha funny to think about, that would be crazy right.

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And what is “manga dumb” supposed to mean?

kys you're self

Alita is an eternal outsider. She teaches us that it's ok to be alone, as long as you're ok with who you are.

>even kept her wrinkly brow

Cute, also impressive

And no reason is given (or exists) for that.

Zenpilled

>Sci fi work has unique take on cyborgs
>B but where is REASON

Yeah, i listen to that song by Buster everyday. He's got 3 others that are pretty alright, and he postes a guitar melody on vocaroo last night which i hope he'll make a finished piece of eventually.

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Heh:

Thus, headcanon. As alita being a cyborg has nothing to do with her eyes, as evidenced by all the other cyborgs without stupid eyes.

>everything needs to be spelled out
>sublety is bad
>leave mothing to the imagination
(You) are why most movies are so shit.

Exec's have been kinda afraid of the R rating in the past, but I think Deadpools success has lessened that a bit. Also depending on how the sequel is financed, that might not even be a concern anyway.

>subtlety
The total absence of information is not subtlety, and your imagination filling in that blank is “headcanon.”

The other URM cyborg we see has big eyes. Some of the cyborgs don't even look human, like the Deckmen - they are cyborgs too, but have a freaking camera in their forehead.

>they’re still speculating about a sequel

It’s long past time to accept a sequel is not going to happen.

I was dilating whil reding this thread, i think something is wrong up there

Again, none of that is an in-universe justification for the large eyes. For it is obvious to anyone with a working brain that the eyes only happened because cameron doesn’t understand anime/manga.

Don't worry user, on it

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I've come to terms with who I am, and the truth is, I'm a pretty terrible person

If it really was a swan song and we don't get a sequel, what would be the Implied Bad Ending?

>Why's that user?

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>Reminder: flipped, sequel whenever

That is an in-universe justification, but your out-of-universe justification can be true at the same time. It is, however, likely that he by this point knows what typical anime art styles look like, but still wanted the big eyes. If he just didn't understand the medium, he'd have Ido look like this.

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Repeating assailant and a drug fiend.

Time for you to clean yourself up one step at a time

Let the last pic here be wholesome Alita

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absolutely healed

EXCELLENT last pic choice 10/10

You'll figure it out user, theres always another chance.

The worst ending would’ve been massive success and endless sequels for the movie in its current state. As that would’ve opened the floodgates on anime/manga bastardization.

There is an argument that mild success is a good outcome given its likely Disney won't stick their noses in too hard now

oh damn already at bump limit, i'll make next thread

>there’s an in universe justification for this thing that serves no purpose or function I swear!
>the proof is he didn’t translate ido’s design

This was well beyond pathetic months ago.

new bread

Do you have any explanation for why only the title character and her URM compatriots have the big eyes, then, professor?
It's pretty obvious that her eyes are like that to emphasize her being a being that doesn't quite belong in this world. Not because "hurr durr Cameron doesn't know what manga is".

>user announce making new thread
someone makes one anyway

take your pick

The other thread was first. Get lost, pendejo.