Starting with this piece of shit. The frequent use of visual effects and slow motion robs the action scenes of any speed or impact they could have. The Wachowskis never shut up about how they wanted to make anime with real actors, and that's what it feels like - although taken only worst parts about anime and applying them completely tone-deaf. What may look cool in an animated film looks silly with actual people. Then you have this weird fetish with black leather outfits and sunglasses that is supposed to look cool and stylish, but ends up looking retarded. At worst it feels like a forced corporate attempt to sell apparel to pimple-faced nerds. And then there's the story - obviously written by people desperately in love with the smell of their own farts. Ultra-pretentious and nowhere near as smart as the creators think it is. You have the sci-fi elements on one side, and religious messiah mumbo jumbo on the other.
The movie has no right being as popular as it is. There is not even a single spark of individual creativity in there. People say Tarantino walks a thin line between homage and plagiarism, but this turd flat-out steals a bit from everywhere - HK action movies, anime, etc. - and puts it together. Badly. You can tell how awful the people in charge were. The more sequels they made, the less they relied on stealing shit. And with each new sequel the movies got progressively worse.
At least they gave us some sense of comedy. I can't help but chuckle whenever some /pol/tard unironically uses the term "redpill", basing his life philosophy on the teachings of a bunch of trannies.
If only your parents had accepted your homosexuality, then you wouldn't have felt the need to shit up this board with this trash.
Josiah Wilson
kill yourself retard zoomie
Kevin Thomas
Faggot op. Have sex
Colton Gutierrez
see The absence of arguments is a nodding in agreement.
Jayden Perry
You all are faggots who have shit taste in film so stop acting high and mighty, you post on a nustar wars capeshit dumping ground You all should unironically kys if you don't come here to actually tear apart the redditor who post the same shit everyday
Aaron Myers
Why should I give a retard troll a thoughtful rebuttal? It was and still is a fantastic movie which DNA inspired a lot of early 2000 kino. Besides I don't think OP is serious he did it all for the (you)
Aaron Jackson
Hey man calm down, that HRT really can get ya in a bad headspace
Chase Hughes
I'm 100% serious and the fact that none of you fags have come up with a rebuttal only tells me I'm right. Matrix was the capeshit of the early 2000s.
Eli Rodriguez
I'm sorry they didn't accept who you are user
Jason Moore
>if I samefag and mass reply my opinion will suddenly not be shit kys
the term was coined in that movie but the concept is as old as thought itself
Hudson King
OP here, haha you bunch of retards are so easy to bait
got you motherfuckers good
Samuel Gutierrez
You know that impersonating users is a bannable offense, right?
Jaxon Sanders
how about you impersonate this dick in your mouth
Kevin Bell
>starting with this piece of shit.
Immediately I disregard your opinion based on the click bait tone.
>The frequent use of visual effects and slow motion robs the action scenes of any speed or impact they could have. The Wachowskis never shut up about how they wanted to make anime with real actors, and that's what it feels like although taken only worst parts about anime and applying them completely tone-deaf. What may look cool in an animated film looks silly with actual people.
Buddy the whole point was to make something different and would stand out. They had the balls (lol) to try something new and not make the same generic action movie that everyone else was doing in mainstream Hollywood. They had no idea how it would translate because it hadn't been done before on that blockbuster scale Plus you've watched interviews with them talking about the movie. That implies you cared enough to go out of your way and google them, as they have not been relevant since what, 2008?
>Then you have this weird fetish with black leather outfits and sunglasses that is supposed to look cool and stylish, but ends up looking retarded.
opinion
>At worst it feels like a forced corporate attempt to sell apparel to pimple-faced nerds.
God you're fucking stupid. What, they were going to profit off of every leather jacket and sunglasses sold?
>And then there's the story - obviously written by people desperately in love with the smell of their own farts. Ultra-pretentious and nowhere near as smart as the creators think it is. You have the sci-fi elements on one side, and religious messiah mumbo jumbo on the other.
Jesus Christ is an incredibly popular story believe it or not, and is actually a source of inspiration for writers all over the world. I thought it was pretty cool parallel. That's like saying Robocop sucks because it's ultra pretentious for being a Christ allegory.
Everything else you said was low quality bait.
Nathan Long
Is that the dick you cut off to make you more like a woman?
Lincoln Jenkins
Hey fuck those faggots too. No question. But we can't just let some other faggot disrespect the matrix like that and think he'll get away with it.
Adrian Turner
>Jesus Christ is an incredibly popular story believe it or not, and is actually a source of inspiration for writers all over the world. Willing to bet you partook in Men of Steel bashing for its not-so-subtle use of Christian imagery. Matrix is just as bad.
>That's like saying Robocop sucks because it's ultra pretentious for being a Christ allegory. False equivalence.
>They had the balls (lol) to try something new and not make the same generic action movie that everyone else was doing in mainstream Hollywood. But they had huge corporate backing. They risked nothing and every element in The Matrix existed somewhere else already, although actually good. Also, I'm relatively old by internet standards. I didn't need to google those interviews because I read them when the movies came out.
>What, they were going to profit off of every leather jacket and sunglasses sold? Yes? And they ended up doing exactly that.
Lucas Miller
>religious messiah mumbo jumbo >doesn't understand the simple adaptation of plato's cave allegory Zoomer confirmed. Opinion discarded.
Justin Clark
Yeah I agree, fuck you you aids infected tranny, but fuck op 1000x more.
Nathaniel Russell
So you're saying Morpheus waiting for THE ONE is no wishful messiah nonsense? Interesting.
What you're saying obviously has no relation to what I said and you're just namedropping Plato's cave allegory in an attempt to sound smart. Hint: it's not working.
Hunter Torres
The soundtrack was weak too with nu- metal like rage against the machine.
Jacob Barnes
>OP makes topical thread >people are just assblasted about their favorite capeshit flick being dumped on kek
Landon Brooks
Don't larp, the last four didgets of your post were what year you were born.
Samuel James
>So you're saying Morpheus waiting for THE ONE is no wishful messiah nonsense? Oof, so you didn't even understand that? You must be trolling,
Jace Morris
Is your ego so fragile you can't handle people with more life experience than yourself?
Jackson Lee
Oof, so you didn't even have an argument? You must be trolling.
>Willing to bet you partook in Men of Steel bashing for its not-so-subtle use of Christian imagery. Matrix is just as bad.
The Christian imagery isn't the big problem with MoS that's just a meme, there's much, much greater issues with that, but that's for a different thread.
>False equivalence.
So Robocop walking on water wasn't over the top Christian imagery? His death scene? Really?
>But they had huge corporate backing. They risked nothing and every element in The Matrix existed somewhere else already, although actually good. Also, I'm relatively old by internet standards. I didn't need to google those interviews because I read them when the movies came out.
No, they had a movie studio. More specifically they had a few producers like Joel Silver who had deep roots in the industry. And if their costly experiment flopped, they would've never worked again.
>Yes? And they ended up doing exactly that.
They had some tie in deals, of course, they would've been as retarded as the OP not too. But the studio didn't have some incredibly profitable deal with every leather seller in the world. keep going op I'm having fun
Tyler Morales
>nu- metal like rage against the machine >nu- metal
