>Wields both his shield and Thor's original hammer as he fights Thanos 1 on 1

>Wields both his shield and Thor's original hammer as he fights Thanos 1 on 1
>Says "Avengers Assemble" as all ressurected heroes prepare to fight Thanos's army in final battle
>Defeats his own past self from 2012 New-York battle

NO MAN SHOULD HAVE ALL THAT POWER

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oh god this is bullshit. A giant pitched melee battle

YAY FIGHT BOOM BOOM POOPY COWABUNGA SUPAHERO!!!

Why are you surprised? Infinity War had the same scene

They had to put all the attention on him since he’s the leader and it’s his last movie. Plus he did jackshit in infinity war. I just wish they did the Hulk justice, not once have we gotten to see Hulk do some serious ass kicking against a tough opponent.

I'm not sure why Cap would fight himself, but the worst part is the multiverse
there's no reason to drag multiple versions of characters that won't even have actors soon into the narrative
I would have 10x preferred Doctor Doom to show up, who could easily endure wearing the gauntlet
it would be an easy way to introduce his supposedly godlike willpower, that wearing the gauntlet doesnt even phase him

WHO ARE THE OTHERS BEHIND CAP?

Your mom

Thor, Hulk, Iron Man

>planet hulk died for ragna(lol)rok
>we'll never get a proper WWH
hurts

Hulk is a shit character, bro

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Does Hollywood think war works the same way it did in the Middle Ages? Why all these pitched melees?

Based, fuck capeshit and fuck shill jannys

lmao they literally ripped off spielberg shittiest movie...pathetic

I guess it's what they think the masses want I don't know if they're right. I like quiet somber scenes like Vision and Wanda cooking. I'm not sure my tastes represent the majority.

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How else do you do it? You can't have everyone fighting Thanos all at once, and you need something grand and with scale and a sense of it being a showdown.

>2 huge armies fight
>We're not gonna take itstarts playing

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I don't mind not giving the Hulk films if they did him justice everytime he's featured. He's too weak sometimes. At least the first Avengers and AoU portrayed him as a necessary uncontrollable variable. Ragnarok and Infinity War pissed too much on him.

I don't get it. Why doesn't thanos just freeze them?

But he won all his fights in Ragnarok

It's after they get all the stones and reverse the snap bringing everyone back, Thanos doesn't have his gauntlet anymore

He was going to lose against Thor and his transformation is always treated as a joke. He wouldn't come out in Infinity War and Ruffalo has some horrible line delivery. It sounded like a stupid joke.

Thanos dies 3 times in this film:
1) At the start of the movie, they travel to Titan to get him, it turns out he has already destroyed all the stones and Thor kills him cutting his head off
2)After time skip Tony builds his own infinity gauntlet and portal to Quantum Realm and they begin time travelling to events of previous films to collect all the stones in past before the events of Infinity War, they meet Thanos again, Tony kills him, uses gauntlet to bring all heroes and villians including Thanos back to life
3)Big cinematic battle between literally everyone in MCU's history happens and Thanos is killed for good

Fuck Whedon for making Cap uncool

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Based Nolan

Good lord, good lord that’s dumb as hell

Cringe

Not sure why he would even say avengers assemble.
They were already assembled.
Also it's not an established MCU catchphrase since the creative team have been faggots and he hasn't said it yet.

NO MORE DEAD COPS

You're proving his point. Dark Knight was the best one and didn't have a giant melee

He said it in Age of Ultron, so it's established catchphrase in-universe

Then it should be very easy for you to link the scene when he did that.

But you can't. Because he didn't.

Faggot.

About half the superheroes around use projectiles; far fewer use guns.
A huge chunk of them fight as though it is the middle ages. To name some visual examples here: Ant-Man, Cap, Hulk, and Drax don't or at least rarely use projectile weapons of any kind.

You forgot Black Widow

At the end of that movie he says "Avengers.." and the scene cuts before he can finish that

So let's summarize the evidence you've brought to the table:
>He doesn't say 'Avengers assemble' in the movie

thanks.

faggot

I was trying to prevent confusion. She almost never uses guns in the movies because Disney, but she's an expert marksman in the comics and is almost as trigger happy as Punisher.

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Her and Hawkers never use guns

Is the time vortex shit supposed to be multiverse or literal time travel? What happens to the time line when caps past now involves and older stronger version of himself beating his ass

She's straight up firing a pistol in preparation for a fight in the Endgame trailer.
I excluded her for a reason.

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Go fuck yourself you salty cum guzzler.

holy shit i want to milk that cat

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And yet Captain Marvel is way more powerful.

Have sex

>complains about capefag movie after watching spoiler as it leaks
Ok capefag
>muh maths 5 mins of 3 hours movie
Get yer calculator out I'll give you the inputs
>muh dis goy triggered
I like you anti-capers. Openly gay and openly ignorant
>capefag movies muh....
newfag here. lurk cert. Didn't see 1/36 then out myself as hater and capefag.
im joking shiiiiit. Just laughable ready fire aim online bcuz sheer excitement. Russox2 are on par. Also after watching TFA and TLJ for first time last few days I really am just grateful there are some great movies, sagas, universe based kino. If Captaint had been in entire avengers saga. Eekz.
Seriously, I'm no comic or other canon, watched some YOONoob vids trying to find out why series went 4-5-6-1-2-3-7¥666-9. I watched 7-8 drake style (zero knowledge, not my idea, back to back) last week. Thot I missed one or needed to watch the solo movie or rogue to know. How to they make anymore movies?
^^^ + perspective= may b coulda been worse. mcu is full of Easter eggs and based directors. If you don't like Guardians, T Rag, Inf. War or Strange... prob closeted caper. endless budget, fun actors, sooper dooper CG. Not Nolan anti-capers, but would rather watch most marvel majors over interstellar or most blue hair grade movies we get these days. I was pumped for interstellar. Score was best part. MannHatterway would've stunk it up if not for Tetris marine bots (case & ?tor) 3 hours of phase 3 tends to take a step or two past most movies. Any other decent movies? Even since Last avengers?
El Royale was gooe. aqua man +1 for dceyoo. A cluster of closetcapers are here to watch spoilers as they release but not use either Mem or HD.
Dat calculator doe....

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''No"

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Have sex with me

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Btdub for the iPad users I will elabor8
Mem=Ram=intelligence via intellect
iOS
HD=Rom=wisdom via experience
iPad yoo"ve got between yer legz
Have sex. Need a quick favor bud. Next time yer upstairs sneak in and grab my watch off the nightstand.ill give you 20 bucks and bring Tacos from JNB for the favor. Thanks budz lolll

Makes sense if the 3 main original avengers get a thanos kill each

what are you on about man?

Got any more!? Pls i need more!!!

defend this shit

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Ready Player Thanos

>wanting the masturbatory WWH storyline to be done yet another fucking time
Literally kill yourself

How can Tony kill him

same reason batfleck went at the man of murder with a spear instead of headshotting him with a kryptonite bullet
it looks cool

>all the good guys survive
>all the good guys who died in IW are resurrected
Absolutely no balls at all.

>adults watch this
>they think it’s good

this

The spear is more practical. Bullets can miss. A spear doesn't run out of ammo. Also, he did have kryptonite gas, which was much more effective than bullets.

batfleck wanted to humillate and torture superman, depower him and beat the fuck out of him, not just an easy kill, batfleck enjoyed to torture criminals and his enemies

>Why didn't he use a bullet superman could have seen leaving the barrel and dodged before it got anywhere near him?

damn, he really was the best batman

It's tl;dr honestly. Tbh I was trying to help indirectly. With all the craziness these days, I've been a little to reactive pushing on more close minded types. Idiotic I know. The Computer analogies are just double thought practices, tricks Of consciousness. I was acting like an idiot to misconstrue perceptions,
So inadvertently. I could use it to get some intellects fired up. Fun to razz everyone up get some triggers rolling. Peese bass terds

the gas grenades were even slower and still fucked him up
there's no logic to these films user

>adults
Bit of a stretch there, m8

The gas grenades were half a foot away and Supes probably thought it wasn't kryptonite because it's be hard to see the individual particles in time. He'd know a green bullet flying at him from a mile away would fuck him up.

>Normies who haven't seen Ready Player One will think Marvel did it first
Why is this allowed?

KINO

This is what the analogy was about:
>muh these adults like this stuff! That's cause they have Zero balls! No balls! >They should kill everyone and make 5 billion doing it, even though they can make 5 billion NOT having balls, and probably an extra Billion extra for each person not killed cause of no balls. >Stupid adults in big jobs
>Businessman idiots. They're stoopid "

They make same amount of $ now w characters dead or not, and about a billion per franchise per movie they would cut from the revenue stream.
>triggered capefag haha
If there were a way to signal that my synapses were were pacing around 1000 bpm, It would be mocking a film that I know nothing about. How about a percentage. What's 1/36 in a percentage? Less than 35,000 percent. See, you're stoopid you don't have balls.
I haven't seen the second and 3rd LOTR films. But I wouldn't watch previews and assume that they're ALL some sort of something not from anything that yoozes any branes.

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All in good fun.

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Most people use can't even get captcha right, not much we can do.
If you've never seen a crosswalk or traffic light you'd just keep hoping for a store front in an area where houses and store fronts are identifiable.

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reminder that you gotta have Sentry for WWH to have a proper message, I'd rather jews never go around based Bob

That was gay, fuck piggies. Nothing but bank jannies.

i'd suck the life out of Anne's ass

All I know, is, if I know anything, it's that, if I was, of course, to say that thing, it, of course, could indubitably, and from that point on, be, of course, totally, unequivocally pleased with the fact, thank god, that this thing here is anonymous, and , all the things I say without any wisdom, intelligence, experience, forethought, and , of course, probably afterthought, as well as present thought, due to, but not strictly indicative of, if I'm indicating anything, that I'm now only worried that you'll make fun of what I said. You guys are jerks for judging me for being not as smart as, you know,
I should be, period

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post-credits scene

>20 years later
>banner writing his memoirs
>explains how they fought Thanos through time and space and managed to finally defeat him for good
>"It truly was..."
>he looks at the camera, smirking
>"... Infinity War."

batfleck went after superman with a spear because jesus was ultimately killed with a spear by a Roman soldier
so on one side you L I T T E R A L L Y have Batman (FUCK IM CUMMING ALREADY) representing ORDER!!!!! and on the other you have Superman representing JESUS OUR LORD SAVIOUR!!!!!!!!!! So Batman kills Jesus with a spear!!!!
POETRY
SNYDER IS A GENIOUS
WOWEE!
IMAGINE MARVEL DOING THIS
I DIDN'T THINK SO HAHAH!!!!!!
AAAAHGGGGGGGGGG FUCKKKKK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

This is going to be one of those movies that feels like I've seen it a half a dozen times already by the time I've actually gotten around to watching it, because I give precisely no shits about spoilers. The same thing happened with The Last Jedi.

Am I going to have to watch Ant Man for all the quantum realm shit to make sense? I really don't want to have to watch Ant Man.

Do you mean EVERYONE everyone, including villains? Guys like Ultron, Ronan, and Hela are there?

Why does he fight his old self?

Needs Deadpool to wink at the camera and say that’s one chimichanga of a title

He is after that Infinity Stone that is inside of Tesseract and 2012 Cap thinks he is another of Loki's illusions

Would you have sex with her?

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I will enjoy this.

cringe

>it's real

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no one should be able to use the hammer except thor

>a pegasus
lol wut?

Professor Charles Xavier post credits scene

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At least in this movies defence most of these people didn't seem to have guns or other long range weapons.

Ah right. I never saw Thors films.

Where is Sneed?

>rap music plays

The reddit audience needs a cue to start clapping and crying

haha imagine her edging you and she says that line in her vocal fry "you got something for me?" haha and she meant the gauntlet in that seen but now it means your cummies haha and shes choking you with her sash haha imagine that. what a goofy thought am i rite

bringing all the Avengers to fight Thanos with no gauntlet

feels like overkill

She unironically looks way better with short hair

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I suppose the idea is that while 'our' version of [character] might be dead, the idea of there being more of the same [character] still alive and active in other parts of the multiverse is somehow supposed to be a comfort and help people move on.

I've never bothered with Black Panther, either of the Ant Man movies, or Captain Marvel. Based on the spoilers, are any of those "essential viewing" for this to make sense? I was thinking about just maybe rewatching Ragnarok and Infinity War before I see this, and that's about it.

You don't want to miss out on the cinematic experience of a lifetime. You really need to watch all 11 films, in order, even if it means purchasing them from the Disney Store. Shipping is free on orders over $25!

It's worse that there are people like you who think Ready Player One invented war scene.

this gonna be this century's godfather my dubs will prove that, better screencap

I thought Thor's hammer only let him use his powers better instead of making him stronger? What benefit would cap have by using it? Wouldn't it just be just a regular flying hammer?

no they aint even connected.

Cheap fanservice

>I thought
that's your first mistake

Which avengers movie is this? Age of ultron?

More fucking white males

Haha yeahhhhh

What is Thanos wielding?

Why am I supposed to give a shit about the final battle with Thanos when he's already been killed twice?

Freyyr's Warblade
It has really good stats.

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Isn't Pegasus from Greek myth instead of Norse?

Is this ready player one?

>RPO invented war scene!
Based retard.

He means it looks like a video game CGI mess you brainlet

Seething Shazamtard

The hammer literally had an enchantment on it from Odin in the classic "whoever wields this hammer, should they be worthy, will have the powers of thor" sense, so someone else holding it would have been a power up.

Have sex incel, seriously

Cutie alert

Tony has a powered Gauntlet.

user, y-you ok?

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Yes you do.

Well, these are a bunch of aliens, people with super powers and super advanced technology not regular people with regular war technology and it's pretty close to the cover scenes from comic books. And you complain about this not being realistic when there's a guy with a hammer that flies to his hand, a woman on a flying horse, people flying through the air in rocket suits, a boy flying around like a spider? hmmmm.

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Yo why's Deadpool here?

Answer me!

i cant take it anymore lads

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INCELDUR!

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WHY IS DEADPOOL HERE BROZ

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