>Kills a GOT thread
Soprano thread
Christopher Young
Brandon Murphy
Tony is the best
Parker Cruz
Sopranos was just GoT with guns.
Chase Torres
Business idea: Sopranos-GoT crossover
Landon White
Sopranos was boring then and even more boring now. Fuck off Boomer the times have changed
Blake Wood
Zachary Gomez
Writing it.
Grayson Carter
t. Reddit
Gavin Collins
Sopranos wasn't about women.
Matthew Lewis
Fuck that fatfuck
Grayson Brown
Reminder
Jaxon Gonzalez
FUCKIN POISON IVY ALL OVAH
Xavier Lee
CARMELLA SHUT THE DOOOOOOR
Christopher Barnes
Isaiah Russell
How many years Phil?
Jaxson Hill
20 in the can.
Ayden Perez
What happened to Gary Cooper? The strong, silent type. That was an American. He wasn’t in touch with his feelings. He just did what he had to do.
Andrew Wood
10/10
Kevin Gomez
Ya brotha Billy.....What eva happened dare?
Austin Price
Absolutely kino
Sebastian Cruz
Little did we know...
Caleb Mitchell
What was his fucking problem?
Nathan Thomas
After numerous rewatches this episode is in my top 5 now, I love seeing the gang out of their element.
Logan Edwards
You know that fat cocksucka says I look like Janny Hotpockets?
Connor Peterson
>This Moutisonti kid’s got his head up his ass. Kurt Russel...THEY DIDNT HAVE FLAT TOPS IN ANCIENT ROME!
What did Ralphie mean by this?
Joshua Jenkins
>it was also a popular HBO show so they must be exactly the same in terms of content and quality
truly a galaxy brained take
Ryder James
That omelette looked good. Why did Tony want that massive plate of boring meat? I know he's a fatfuck but I thought Italians were supposed to have decent taste in food
Lincoln Anderson
the mouth on this closet case!
you suck your muddah cock with it phil?
Sebastian Myers
Wyatt Hall
CHRIS: then the girl calls him onii-chan. that means he's her brother, right?
PAULIE: the girl's bangin her brother?
SILVIO: naww
TONY: who's bangin her brother
PAULIE: girl in chrissy's comic book
SILVIO: it's a manga, and he ain't her brother. it's a honorific
TONY: lemme look at that
SILVIO: wrong way, tone. ya read it back to front, right to left
TONY: right to left, up is down, this broad's bangin her brother *chuckles* the fuck is wrong with japan
PAULIE: *points with cig* whys the guy's nose bleedin
SILVIO: *shrugs* artistic shorthand. means he's pitchin a tent
ALL: OHHHHHH
TONY: you got more of these chrissy
CHRIS: i got one where a girl's head gets cut off. girl grows a new head, head grows a new girl
TONY: what the fuck
CHRIS: hand on the fuckin bible tone
PAULIE: ehhhh. that's unhealthy
SILVIO: it's tomie
FURIO: in italy we do not read these things
CARMELA: what is that
TONY: crazy comic book. from Japan
CARM: ugh. looks like the smut ya son watches on that laptop computer
TONY: ohh, he's MY son when he's watchin hentai?
Colton Allen
>comes out of the closet to kill Vito
It's like pottery
Isaac Richardson
Paulie doesn't smoke
Camden Ross
Word. I love how Paulie complains about all of the seafood in the pasta and how Chrissy spends the whole trip strung out in his hotel room. They always talk fondly about the 'old country' but are so far removed from it that they feel incredibly out of place when they finally make it there
Julian Gray
Juan Rivera
CARMELLA CAN YOU PLEASE SHUT THE DOOOOOOOOOOOR
Lincoln Rodriguez
Do people really think Vito was gay?
Basic structural analysis reveals it was a joke, not to mention the thematics and literal dialogue of the entire final season. How are people this dense??
Vito was not gay. I understand why some would think so but if you pay attention to the minor details set down by Chase all is clear.
What gives it away is that at no point does Johnny Cakes speak to any other main cast member. He is a Hallucination of Vtio, like Isabella was for Tony, similarly induced through their medication. This time blood pressure meds instead of lithium.
This parallel to Tony paints him as a tragic figure, doomed to be ostracised and eventually killed, all because some people didn't understand his masterful joke.
Benjamin Mitchell
I've never watched Sopranos but I agree because it's shooting my bae game of thrones.
Carson Peterson
Classic paulie with his devil horns!
Ian Sullivan
I strongly feel that this is an insult to life itself
Brody Moore
Tony would have been a die hard Trumper, discord tranny.
Jason Baker
They're Americans.
Ian Turner
I'm watching the Soprano's for the first time. The assassination attempt on Tony was fucking terrible. I thought these guys are meant to be the best?
Xavier Roberts
Dilate, Israelcuck
Blake Cooper
Aiden Rivera
he makes tons of money from labor unions though
Joseph Brown
Artie is just a modest cook. Of course he didn't have the guts to pull the trigger
Adam Baker
>paule laugh in the end
fucking christ lmao
Aiden Wood
WOODEN DOIS??
Robert Perry
Huh? I'm talking about the two black guys
Dominic Cook
Except when he does . He even picks up the pack after calling them cocksuckers from not replying to his commendatori line.
Samuel Allen
IN PRISON I WANTED TO MAKE LOVE TO A WOMAN.
I COMPROMISED
Noah Sullivan
I'm not saying I'm a Drumpftard, tranny. Tony was a boomer.
When's the last time Republicans did anything about unions lmao
Christian Gutierrez
>the nissan ad
They didn't even try to make it subtle
Blake Morgan
Dilate.
Aaron Gonzalez
They're both shitty soap operas, but Sopranos was pre-SJW.
Jonathan Adams
Phil went prison gay
Blake Phillips
Ay tone
Caleb Wilson
KEK
Nicholas Mitchell
You guys hear about Tony? He put his own mother in a care home.
Ayden Gray
Camden Lopez
why was dave mustaine in the sopranos
Joseph Watson
hes a high roller celebrity, so he flies to new jersey to play poker in a seedy motel room
Mason Reyes
CLEGANE??
Carter Flores
ever since Melfi commented to Elliot about Tony's big head i've just been in awe at the size of it. it's actually huge. looks comical in this scene when he puts his hat on at the end:
Camden Green
>he doesn't know what soap opera means
Yikes.
Neither Sopranos nor Game of Thrones are soap operas per se. Game of Thrones (judging from the books) is leaning more towards being a soap opera, but still isn't one.
So why don't you get the fuck outta here, you fucking fanook, or I'm gonna build a ramp up your ass, drive a Lionel up in there.
Eli Lee
loyle to milord
Xavier Barnes
The Sopranos was a sitcom not a soap opera.
Tyler Butler
Daniel Garcia
Elijah Ortiz
You can leave
Michael Watson
Isaiah Gray
Ya hungry T? Ya want I senda kid fa Bad-ja fresh.
Nicholas Perry
this is how Tony died
Ryan Baker
I'm sorry, its true
Oliver Wright
forced
Brandon White
forced
Kayden Torres
He just really liked Gladiator.
Christian Cruz
It's like that season of Jersey Shore when the guidos are in Italy.
Luke Turner
pussy's wired for sound
Hudson Ortiz
>tfw on season 6
Why is Chris such an annoying faggot this season, he was my fave character up until S3
Also FUCK AJ, dude is the most spoiled whiney faggot I have ever seen
Joshua Ward
>Also FUCK AJ, dude is the most spoiled whiney faggot I have ever seen
Have you looked in a mirror?
Jonathan Mitchell
Tony Soprano came up from Newark at one P.M. on the 8th. He had no grand scheme. No strategy. No agreement with higher authorities. Nothing but a vague longing for past glory, and a generalized wish for a mercy kill against Tony Blundetto. Tony Soprano would serve no sentence for this murder. There would be no eulogies for Tony B, no photographs of his body would be sold in sundries stores, no people would crowd the streets in the rain to see his funeral cortege, no biographies would be written about him, no children named after him, no one would ever pay twenty-five cents to stand in the rooms he grew up in. The shotgun would ignite, and the shot would echo, but Tony Blundetto would only lay on the floor and look at the ceiling, the light going out of his eyes before he could find the right words.
Angel Cruz
Go back to your Dungeons & Dragons faggot
Joshua Ward
I am not spoiled user, I grew up poor as fuck and have earned every penny I have made
Nice try though
Jeremiah Moore
Why dontcha go back to ya lil dragon show ya fuckin finook
Alexander Ross
>actually using the subject line
is everybody on Yea Forums a newfag but me?
Josiah Stewart
Paulie never ran through poison ivy, that stuff he ran through was some other kind of plant. Poison ivy rarely grows that tall without any kind of support, and only does so in climates that have very mild winters.
Yet he claimed he was itching all over, even though he was wearing a track suit mind you...
Was Paulie just a hypochondriac who took out his condition on that poor man?
Connor Roberts
you never come here no more...
Camden Anderson
>be married to big pussy
>your husbands boss and right hand show up at your house and take your husband out on a boat
>your husband never comes back
surely you would be suspicious
Zachary Bennett
he took steriods but it fucked him up
Jackson Morales
*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*
Kayden Clark
she hated him anyway
Colton Hall
You'll be fuckin ya Russian whoer, with a wooden cock
Jace Cox
Ethan Miller
>Tony was killed by a boar
BRavo Chase
Ian Martinez
That explains Uncle Jun's laser shooting powers
Adrian Price
crawl back in your fuckin hole
John Thompson
Reminds me, a breakfast place near me used to have a Sopranos omelet just loaded with fats and nitrates, might seek it out. Does watching this show compel anyone else to eat uncontrollably?
t. fat fuck
Austin Butler
You’ve just revealed your own ignorance
William Long
So who had the Strongest stand in the Sopranos?
My money is on Phil's 「 OUR HOUSE」but a Close second is Carmela's 「 FOR ZA LONGEST TIME」
Brayden Reed
TONY IM SORRRRRYYYY
Grayson Jackson
My name's not Tony
Caleb Wood
Cameron Stewart
*sits on Adriana's dog*
Levi Lopez
Checked
Last time I was in italy everybody had 2 cellphones for some reason
Daniel Clark
Oh, madone I was tough back in tha day.
Michael Sanchez
OOOOOOOOOH
Colton Nguyen
The Wire was better
Brandon Bailey
She musta crauwled undah der for warmth
Xavier Howard
He's a faaaaaaag
Leo Brown
Got a spicey italian from chubway.
Ryan Green
Someone take this fuckin rechionne to the back for gettin fuckin fresh
James White
Eat uncontrollably and breathe heavily through my nose.
Cooper Jones
Why did Leotardo become a house?
Ryder Carter
Jesus Chwist fuckin Vito again wot tha fuck is wong wi you?!
Colton Garcia
FU-
Ian Murphy
Based and jokepilled
Jaxon Rogers
Stereoide?
Anthony Cook
It gives me cravings for Italian food
Josiah Lopez
0:17 youtu.be
>You may have noticed, not to denigrate anyone, but this is a transitional neighborhood. I mean demographically speaking you still have a lot of marginal types
What the FUCK was Patsy’s problem?
Caleb Collins
>The final scene of The Sopranos raises a spiritual question that has no right or wrong answer
What did David Chase mean by this?
sounds like some pseud bullshit y'ask me
Lucas Cox
Brainlet here. What was the point of the Paulie putting his ma in the nursing home plotline. Why should I care if a minor character's mother was being bullied by the other old ladies in the home?
What did Chase mean by this?
Charles Howard
It lead to conflict with another character. The home was expensive. Paulie assumed he would get a large portion of the stolen money because he gave good information to another character who pulled the robbery. Paulie only got 10% of what he was expecting. Had a sitdown with a arbitrator who he assumed was his friend and thus side with him.
He saw himself getting backstabbed twice which led to him holding a grudge and aiding a rival crew through his loose tongue.
John Gonzalez
Tony is fucked six ways to sunday user. He cornered himself in all aspects of life. I’m not going to spoon-fed, now try to figure that rest by yourself
Jackson Rodriguez
What was the point of the joke about ginny's ass or valery the russian, or artie annoying his guests? Not every plot point has to be focused on tony or end in some big twist
The plot point of the green grove shows how much of a ruthless piece of shit paulie can be after what he does to minn, shows how desperate he is to get on tony's good side after and it creates a good starting point for his nun "aunt" storyline, which in turn expands on paulie as a person rather than only a comic relief character
Adam Flores
Paulie literally becomes the source of conflict in season 4 because of this. How far into the show are you in?
Jonathan Baker
The chief reason was to create conflict between Tony and Paulie, because the fact that it was Green Grove (the same one Tony put Livia in, which she resented him for) served as a constant reminder to Tony and pissed him off.
Thomas Howard
Jaxson Phillips
PORKSHOP
Isaac Carter
plus little paulie was waiting for ralph's crew outside like an asshole
Ayden Bell
listen Paulie I don't want you comin round ere askin these types a questions alright? The Olocost happend, period, end a fuckin story
Jonathan Taylor
One must ask, how does a man (not tony but anyone) deal or survive when their life is collapsing right underneath them
Joseph Bailey
Parker Lopez
Same here, after a while of watching The Sopranos I had to eat pasta since they eat it in almost every single fucking scene.
I craved pasta for a long time.
Grayson Brown
We can probably look at the main character. To me, Tony looks like he is almost accepting of the predicament he is in and is just wandering through life and basically just gave up. He tries to solve the problem with Janice attempting to take Junior’s money that should be given to the guardian of Bobby’s kids. But he pretty much gives up, what’s the point? Junior has lost his mind. He really is cornered, he literally has like no moves left by the finale and is at the mercy of whatever loose ends he has failed to patch up.
Colton Collins
I like your take on things. I found myself in quite a predicament some years ago where as you say was essentially cornered. Only by unyielding bulwark and sheer will did I get out of said corner but of course Im no mobster and the question is if tony wanted to, could he push on and try rebuild his fallen empire?
Tyler Ortiz
Brandon Young
sound like a racehorse pissin in there
Brody Butler
>every post is a quip from the show
so this....is the power of redd...i mean Yea Forums....
Xavier Thompson
Wooden doors, Tone!
Cameron Sanchez
>he doesnt gabagoolpost
Henry Powell
Which season of the Sopranos should I start with, Yea Forums?
Kayden Walker
Watch it, wiseguy
Jaxson Long
>Posting the shopped version
Heres the real one for you user
Logan Wilson
S1E1
Only faggots skip episodes of shows, especially on the first viewing.
Jack Morris
>some reason
the reason is selling drugs user
Kayden Miller
This episode was really weird. This scene, and the moment where Paulie presented "evidence" in the Bing that the holocaust never happened just came out of nowhere, and was never mentioned again.
Dominic Flores
I jacked off into grilled cheese stuck to a radiator. 20 FUCKIN YEARS.
Jayden Gray
It was a different time.
Camden Hughes
That is the zoomiest shit I've read today.
Levi Powell
Go to bed Adam
Daniel Bailey
wabba doobie loobie, finn
Nathaniel Turner
I had a dream last night that I was in the Sopranos world, but it was all flooded. There were a bunch of people swimming after Tony, trying to impress him, laughing at his jokes etc. Paulie was there, arguing with chrissy. I remember him saying 'Why don't you swim over here and say that to my face tough guy?'. The fat gay guy tried talking to me but I swam away.
Zachary Gray
>The fat gay guy tried talking to me but I swam away.
I'm sure he only tried talking to you as a joke anyway
Nicholas Fisher
>fat gay guy
That's half the characters on the show, which one?
Eli Gray
Kek
Brayden Rivera
What is the origin of this joke? That nemesis sounds like Geonosis?
Kayden Smith
The thumbnail at a glance makes it look like Mos Eisley in the background. There is a whole load of different edits.
Kevin Ward
Daniel Stewart
“And I thought Germans were classless pieces of shit!”
Easton Powell
haha very funny (not)
nobody is a finook except for vito, you lardface
Joshua Edwards
This is funnier than his shitty forced "meme"
Charles Barnes
Fuck off tranny
Samuel White
His ban expired recently so he's back to sperging out.
It's so incredibly obvious it's 1 guy. Sad!
Asher Moore
They barely use guns. It's more of a drama than action.
Charles Robinson
Beautiful
Adrian Lewis
Can a guy who's not made become a boss? It doesn't look like little carmine was made, since he was just organizing wet t-shirt contests in miami and eating dinners with goombas, but there's the entire plot of S5.
Also, why does Tony tell him that he still has huge support in NY in season 6? The guy was basically a puppet of rusty millo and then ran away like a pussy when things started to get bloody, even johnny sack considered him to be too harmless to worry about after their little civil war.
Connor Bailey
This is the objective answer to all of Vito's questions and enigmas. Please refrain from ever discussing them like the pleb ignorants you are:
>Was Vito gay?
"No!"
>then why suck the guy's cock?
It was a joke
>why did he he make such a homossexual joke?
Because of the medication
>what does the medication have to do with it?
It changes a mans sense of humour
>was he still under the effects of the medication when he ran away?
Yes
>was living with the fireman a joke?
Yes
>why did he leave the fireman and the happiness he had found, even knowing Phil wanted his ass dead?
Because the effects of the medication wore off
>how did Vito sneak behind Jackie Jr and "nothing personalled" him?
Objects of large mass can collapse upon themselves, create black holes and teleport themselves in wormholes. Vito was a man of large mass
>did Vito also teleport the car and the driver?
Yes
>Could Vito have teleported himself to another place when his jokes were found out?
No, the medication made him lose too much mass
>how did Vito kill Jackie Jr with a toy gun?
He didn't, Jackie had a collapsed lung, as we can see by the snow already having blood when he falls, and Vito took the credit for it. Lots of luck
>why does the scene where Vito threatens Finn DeTrollio look like bad CGI?
Objects of large mass, such as Vito, can deform their surroundings due to excerting a stronger force of gravity
>was Finn really his arch nemesis?
Yes. Thin. Kind of tall. Looks like Daniel Day Lewis' son. Couldn't take a joke
>would Vito kill him in the Yankees' game?
No, he just wanted to make a new friend, and share some jokes
>why did Phil want Vito's death so much?
Because he was a closeted faggot
>wasn't it all a joke?
No, he wasn't fat, so he wasn't on medication
Caleb Stewart
janny prick should be deleting this as well since it technically counts as spam but nooooo the fucking balls on this bastard
Carson Clark
doesn't really work... until the laugh.
Ayden Carter
Leo Johnson
The heavy breathing is the best part.
Aiden Cruz
Holy shit, James had an Asian Mommy wife? Truly our guy, based.
Easton Mitchell
Was Michael Corleone made?
No his dad just died
Mason Rivera
m.youtube.com
>If I dont see her each day.....I miss her....Gee what thrill
One of the best scenes in all of Sopranos. Also why do you think it was Paulie's song?
Kevin Cooper
I remember reading somewhere it has something to do with his mother
Robert Martin
>Paulie's reaction
We didnt deserve this type of acting and kino.
Mason Hughes
They dont make em like this anymore
Levi Martin
He wouldn't have to if Sonny wasn't a dumbass
Adam Flores
20 yeaaaaas? Jesus christ. Mista you okay in dare?
Austin Watson