Do you actually watch movies on those tiny screens on airplanes?

I thought I was looking at a squid hanging over the seat from the thumbnail.

last movie i watched in a plane was The Counselor

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What the fuck else am I supposed to do for 9 hours

bet you $10 he didn't say shit to her either, lmao

There's a 90% chance that hair belongs to a black woman and there's another 90% chance even if you asked her politely to move her hair she'd chimp out.

Same but smoking weed right before, gets me far more tired than alcohol, better sleep and don't feel like shit when I wake up. You can see TSA employees making faces when they smell it but they're too lazy/apathetic to acknowledge it because that's more work for them

>black person calling anyone a leech
Fucking kek

This, even white women take absolutely everything as a personal insult despite their enormous lack of self-awareness

there's a 100% chance that if you asked the flight crew to get invovled they would take her side and ask you to shut up

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I saw the whole Before trilogy on my way back from Asia. Those movie were stupid.

>colonize, steal from and exploit every single civilization in the world
>wypipo dindu nuffin
lel

Last plane I was on I got drunk and watched Frost/Nixon on the screen of the guy next to me.

for me that would just make getting through the airport into an ordeal and by the time i'm on the plane and seated it would have largely worn off. edibles work way better

Yeah but the tiredness sets in a few hours afterwards, I have insomnia and even among a slew of rx meds, weed is the only thing that makes me tired to the point that I can't even stay awake if I wanted to. Getting off-topic but it's insane this shit is illegal but harmful prescription meds pushed because a 25 year old rep bought your doctor lunch is fine

t. butthurt conquered monkey

Not really, if you just ask normally she would move it. If you ask like a bitch with an attitude then she would get an attitude back.

>"conquered"
>literally proving my point
wow i thought white people were supposed to be smart or something :^)

>intentionally throws her hair over someone else's seat
>thinks this person is going to be calm and rational when confronted about their selfish behavior
uh huh

I hate flying and this is usually the only option. I only watch movies I know I wouldn't like since they usually cut parts.

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>>intentionally throws her hair over someone else's seat
Worded that badly but you get the point.

tfw too scared to go on a plane
how do I overcome this fear?

this why public spaces are no-go areas for white people

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Smarter than niggers lmaoooo

You're proving his point about you being a monkey

Stop caring and just do it, alternatively benzos/opioids. I go on planes multiple times every year and will admit I still get nervous with bad turbulence despite the fact I was more likely to die on the way to the airport than on the plane

If they let you bring scissors on planes he could just cut around the screen

>smile at black woman
>she gets mad about it
>continue to be racist

>can't have an issue with people acting like this without stormniggers and /pol/ thinking that means I'm one of them
worst timeline

See If she's that inconsiderate there's a very good chance she'll chimp out when her inconsiderateness is brought up; no matter how polite you are.

Get drunk before you go on the plane and get even drunker on the plane.

A leech doesn't conquer a man.

Is that Jake Lloyd?

I got in an uber, around midnight, and then the driver picked up some black dude too, who said he was coming home "from church". The motherfucker browbeat the driver into taking a detour through a McDonald's drive thru. I told him this was stupid and that he was being selfish and childish, and he got super butthurt, but still demanded we go get him some McDonald's. The driver gave in. Best part was that after I gave this guy shit about it, he said I should've said something to prevent him if I was in such a hurry to get where I was going: "You got a mouth!" I did say something. I DID. I guess he really meant he wanted me to throw a punch so he could either stab me or take a cell phone vid/call the cops.

he can just "hey bud your hair blocking my screen" Long hair guy would usually say "sorry about the doug".

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>Let me just goto 711 and ask for some Xanax and vicodin
Really dude?

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2 hot homos

>go to doctor
>hey I'm afraid of planes
>ok here's xanax
They give that shit out like candy if you're a burger

you can actually ask your primary doctor to prescribe you a 0.25mg ativan if you are so scared of flying.

I live in dfw Texas and tried getting it for a funeral to attend to in San Diego they basiccly said hell no both primary and a secondary doctor. Only ssris

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Channel that fear into hate. Then you're just like every average airline passenger.

And no I have no history of substance abuse even been sent to the hospital thinking I had a heart attack after multiple blood and hearts tests it was just a panic attack they still won't prescribe me

I have never been in a plane.

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>don't smile at me
Ok

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nigga just buy benadryl to knock yourself out.

Uh guys way too many people abuse anti anxiety medicine these days that's tough shit to get lol

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more like can't have issue with people acting like this without trannies and liberals thinking you came from pol

don't be a faggot, you are most likely to die in a car accident than a plane.

This is the wypipo smile when you pass a stranger on the street

Your smile actually always looks like this to a black person

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retard
^this

kpop is such a mistake. every time someone insult my waifu I have this strong urge to protect her. god damn it. fuck you dude she is not a homo and I saw her irl. She is a very beautiful woman.

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> Around blacks, never relax

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>can’t make a post without shoehorning /pol/ into it.

(((You)))

Cut that bitch's hair when you're flying over the Pacific. No way she can press charges

HHNNNGGG!

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colonization actually made the nations being colonized a lot richer and increased their living standards, we also ended slavery there

you were saying?

>tfw a guy who looks like him sat next to me on plane last time I flew, and he got creeped out because I was undressing him with my eyes
>tfw gay

good because that's about all the good will they deserve

In the extremely unlucky event you are in a plane crash your death will be fast and painless; few people are granted such a blessing.

Just pay a couple more bucks for your own Uber dummy

or don't use uber like it's your buddy picking you up from work, nigger

Yeah. I fly for 12+ hours a few times a year. I usually watch capeshit since I don't care to watch it at home and because it's a great time killer.

Or don’t be such a goddam jew and spend 4 more bucks and enjoy a nigger free Uber ride,unless you’re a faggot trolling for some backseat handies on the way home from the Castro

not interested in hearing about your sex fantasies, faggot
just use a service the way it was intended, Africano

Now I understand why everyone hates Jews

because you're a nigger faggot jew false flagging for fake sympathy and you want everyone to hate you for the Satan points you get

When I see a headline about a dirty jew being raped to death in a shared Uber ride I will attend your funeral so I can piss on your grave

I find flying and staying in hotels very comfy for some reason. I love the feeling of eating my cheese and crackers while watching a movie in my seat or opening my hotel room door and making myself at home. It's probably because I rarely travel.

Yes, it's the
>i'm trying to be nice despite the fact that you are a baboon
face.

No I watch them on my laptop.

how can you piss at all if you only have an anus where your pingas is supposed to be
I know what your devil jew anatomy is like, they showed us training films at human school
fucking jews forget the rest of the world already knows their shit

Just gum her dreads together the entire flight

Because we're worried they'll start attacking us like the savages they are.

I watched the star trek the movie with the bald chick on my way to Thailand. Movie was great on the shit screen. The ladyboys were fuckin ace.

>human school
Your reluctance to spend more money for a higher quality service belies your nigger jewery thus eliminating the possibility you went to human school

>and also give me money and food stamps

i'm bored
you suck

That's my "trying to contain my nigger fatigue" smile

>nigger attention span is short
I’m shocked!!!!!

>your last moments would also feel like you were in a roller-coaster
WTF, I want to die in a plane crash now!

i read my kindle
i also watch the plane tracker, i like to see the big plane flying over the map :)

You haven't realized that this is a fake smile? That they're just doing that because they're being polite and actually find you insufferable?

>Yea Forums is stolen content from r/cumtown or /pol/ runoff
Sad

Always hold the brightness down button on the armrest control until the screen turns off. Will never understand why more people don't do this.

I'm sorry this thread isn't about Marvel, Star Wars, or Game of Thrones, you faggot.

I have a 13 hour flight in a few weeks
Longest flight before this was like 3 hours

this board watches yiffy on their mobile phone screens. up your game lad

my first flight was a 12h overseas flight, just accept

You're an idiot. Black people do this all the time. They like having their really petty power maneuveurs. They want you to react, so they can make a scene or post it on their social media calling you a racist.

Black people are despicable, stop fucking being naive.

I tried that once on a 9 hour flight from Hawaii to Guam and instead had to take a really bad piss when the seatbelt light was still on.

>get the brilliant idea to overcome my fear by going skydiving, thinking the more extreme version will make regular flights not scary any more
>the day comes and once I'm on the small plane I'm 100% calm and just enjoying the view all the way down
Turns out I'm only scared of flying in big passenger jets where you can't just bail with your parachute.

>some funny shit pops up in my head
>smile
>realised i smiled to some black girl
>she smiled back
pottery

Wow material wealth, just what the world always wanted

>Wow material wealth, just what the world always wanted
How much do you have to lie to yourself? Technological advancements are a bad thing? I have a couple of friends like you, always doing mental gymnastics. I'm going to go out on a limb and assume that you're posting on the internet from a phone/computer and not dictating to family member to post on Yea Forums for you.

You are all very racist. black people are human too! you have to give them equal rights. what is wrong with you people? I bet you voted for trump.

Based

>walking into a store
>black woman walking out the moment I open the door
>step aside and hold the door open for her; smiling politely
>she looks at me like I just pulled my dick out and started masturbating
>says a forced "thank you" and rushes by me
>never hold the door open again for black women

projection is a magical thing

>see a black person on the street
>accidentally make eye contact
>force a smile at the primate
>realize halfway through black people are antisocial and smiles can be misinterpreted
>mfw

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>don't smile at me
Why would I smile "at" a nigger to begin with?

I did before I got a tablet, and still do if they have something interesting on it. Depending on the airline, they range from total shit to pretty good.

lmfao roasties btfo

we all do the half smile (grimace?) at everyone who we're afraid isnt gonna smile back.

you should have kept it up. confront hate with love while keeping your head straight about how things really are internally. Don't fall for your own bullshit but do keep your own bullshit up.

>see a black person on the street
>accidentally make eye contact
>nigger starts chimping tf out and screams at me if I have a problem

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why are there so many of these before and after tweets from these types?

Good luck man. I can barely get through 5-6 hour flights without wanting to open the emergency exits and commit suicide.

Dreadlocks are usually encrusted with snot to make them stick together
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why even smile
if I accidentally make eye contact I just do the slight head bob motion with no emotion on my face

I had this with an old woman (she was maybe 40 or 50) at a coffee shop. I was looking around because thats what i do (maybe this is a bad habit but a lot of us do it) and this half dead looking woman thinks im looking at her. she comes up and asks why i was looking at her in an angry voice.

I just said i wasnt. I think she was schizophrenic and assumed i was lying but she left, angrily.

based fellow nazi
day of the rope is near fren

you probably get more respect from thugs this way.

That's how I watched Avatar for the first time, figured it's the way James Cameron intended.

I got Generalized Anxiety Disorder. So I don't travel by plane.
Saving the planet at the same time.

13 hour flights aren't that bad. I make one every once and a while. The worst flights I take are a these 1 hour connecting flights because the plane they use for them is small and old as fuck, and has smaller seats than buses have.
If you're on a plane for 13 hours, just stay hydrated and get up every once and a while (if you're staying hydrated, you'll get up needing to pee). Honestly, you wind up sleeping through a good chunk of it.

was walking down the street to grab some dinner one day and a complete stranger said good morning to me, it was about 5:30pm
and it kind of just shut off my brain
both from the surprise greeting and the good morning at night

We did okay out of it. In fact, most people did aside from blacks. Hmm really makes you think.

he probably just woke up. Fun fact, it's normal to say good morning when you have woken up recently and it's normal to call your first meal breakfast.

I do but he doesn't

They did well, then they took it back.

it just caught me off guard
I just said you too and went on my way

Question: is it normal to respond to "hows it going?" with "hows it going?" and walk off? I do it all the time.

its the same with "whatsup" or "sup" right?

I dunno, if it were me I'd go for the "pretty good" and just continue walking
that's kind of getting into the small talk territory of greetings

I sometimes wonder why i always have to say whatsup or hey to people first, and they dont say it to me first, like ever. Then sometimes I get "hey i saw you the other day user and you ignored me"

It's fucking weird.

have sex

>not making her chimp out as you passively send her further into a rage

I just realized I never say good night to strangers
I'll say good morning, or good day, but good night for some reason feels too intimate for me

dialate

good night is not used as a greeting but a farewell. that's why we say "good evening"

>good evening
even at night?
I mean I say evening at evenings

yeah for sure. who knows maybe i'm weird. afternoon however is only before sunset.

While we're talking social norms, do you think people can smell that I masturbate often?

depends
do you wash your hands and flush your cum away?
do you wash your dick after that., or at least give it a wipe?
one thing to keep in mind is that cum leaks out even after the initial ejaculation so go back and give your dick a wipe an hour later
also keep the air flowing in your room, cause they definitely know if you don't do that

shit i never let the air out of my room and my landlord comes near the door to get the rent and can see the tissues too now that i think of it. he's chinese and if he looked at my internet history through the router somehow he'd see its all asian girl femdom too. hmm

That's because you take your car way more than you take your plane

In Europe, there's a 100% chance it belongs to a 20 something white dude.

European males are the black women of Europe.

No, they know just by looking at you

nah
I'm not a faggot so I just bring along a good book and read all the way during long flights.

lmao wtf? since when did they pick up random people while youre in there already