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is it realization hours for haters?

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VAMPLITA EDITION

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Hello new bread. Please be healed by Arita. Please also stop fighting.

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They will all join us when it comes out on streaming and they realize. Only 69 days until the Blu-ray is released.

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soon

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I'm sick of the VA stuff. Even as a namefag, that stuff is getting old. I'd rather just talk about the movie.

comfy

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goodnight

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Good night, Alitafren

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This isn't specifically the topic you said but it should scratch that itch a little

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I like how in this scene she sleeps during the day, it canonizes Vampalita

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we did it again
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Robert Rodriguez took notice too, he retweeted one of the replies.

All these poll blowouts have to be giving him and Jim gigantic egoboners

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> goodnight sleep kissu

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Never doubt the based Boatman and Mexican.

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You're just tricking me again...

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BASED

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We need to expand this meme. Maybe with video from The Wizard of Oz? The wizard is Nova?

Love u and ur work

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that's right

she actually wants sukku

No tricks this time
Goodnight sleep kissus are sacred

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But what about what I want?

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I love you too fren

A-alright... I'll give it a shot...

You mean you don't want sukku also?

What's wrong with you?

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>33 years old
>literally got a restraint order because she couldn't accept a "no" from her ex-boyfriend
>probably even more needy now that the movie she worked on had a very cute romance within it

Fucking hell, I just wish I could be the one she is extremely clingy with.

>imagine those eyes looking at you like you are her property
>imagine how much love and care you would get from her now that she is the most needy and afraid of being alone
>she may even enjoy restraining you so you can't leave...

HHHNNNNNGGGGG

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Cringe

Am I just a blood bag to you?!

The judge threw that restraining order request out

I WANT DELETED “BEHIND THE SCENES” FOOTAGE OF ALITA (fully cgi) HAVING BLOOPER MOMENTS AND DOING RANDOM QUIRKY THINGS LIKE APPLYING HER EYELINER

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3dpd, she'll age and wither while Alita gets to remain perfect and eternally young

Yeah, but you won't grow old with her. You'll end up leaving her behind... lonely.

ALITA reminds me of a VERTIGO comic, not for the aesthetics but the kind of hero she is. It was about vampires and this one latin girl had a very cute relationship with a guy, similar to ALITA in that matter, she had to protect him from bigger threats that would appear but acted all cutesy when she was with him.

It is good to see heroines that don't stop being feminine even when they could break their lovers in half without effort, fuck these man-hating smug heroines.

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Being my blood bag is a privilege, hundreds of meatboys would die for this opportunity

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Rosa is an honorary 2D

Then just kill me and be done with it.

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Why do I get the feeling that poncholita abuses smolita?

Tfw sequel confirmation and Blu-ray dropping in a few weeks

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The more I think on this... the more I believe it.

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>My pleasure

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That would be really cute.

I know, but we all will, just imagine having the body that have ALITA life being pressed against yours as she grinds on you, biting your neck.

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Do you guys discuss the movie?

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Zapan teams up with Blade to hunt Vampirelita, discuss.

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Blade then turns him into a bitch.

When someone brings up a topic from the movie to discuss, absolutely

No? It's a boring, indefensible flop. We memes, fanfic and ERP here.

>ERP
Nice try VA.

We did, a long time ago. Nothing to discuss anymore, we are just in here to be healed by ALITA.

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Cool. Why does Nova wear those goggles?

Get thee behind me, Satan

Oh fuck.

He's near-sighted.

DEVILITA

More like remote-vision-sighted.

I still discuss the movie when I can. I keep rewatching the camrip to find anything I may have missed, but it's in the subtext.

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Goodnight /ALITA/
I hope you all have wonderful dreams and best of luck to people from other parts of the world beginning their day posting here
Love u

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Great... now I want an Alita with little horns and a barbed tail.

Easy explanation i guess. Why does he hate Alita so much?

Zapan a bitch, tho.

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night fren stay comfy

Was Dyson Ido a good father figure or an overbearing and possessive jerk? Do you guys prefer Dyson or Daisuke?

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They allow him another way to "see everything" that goes on in Iron City. The stylistic reason is that his manga-self wears them too.

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>"you can't keep me away, user. That judge will throw out that restraining order."

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>kissu never happenu
I knew better...

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FUCKING STOP! STOP POSTING THIS DONT YOU UNDERSTAND HER FACE IS EYE RAPE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE

>lot of loyalty for handpicked scum

Dyson by far. He was more sympathetic in the film.

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He doesn't hate her on any level. He's interested in the dynamics of karma and is fascinated by Alita's ability to overcome strife and suffering.

sweet dreams

Go see the movie.

I can't wait for the BluRay, I really wanna rewatch the movie in the highest quality possible.

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Beautiful

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The Endgame discussion thread is not in here, go away.

Nobody made you come here user

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movie Ido: protective but very fair and understanding. A+ dad.
manga Ido: Clearly cares about Alita and wants the best for her but he's WAY possessive and it's clearly unhealthy.

Hilariously, it's mutual.

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>sure friend

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Yeah I can see Dyson bummed out Alita went off on her own way, but he’d understand. Daisuke was all about crushing her motorball dreams so she’d come crawling back to him. Dyson would be supportive and maybe even act as her tuner.

>would be supportive
was and is

Dyson was much more likable in the film and had a reason for his reservations towards Alita, wanting to keep her safe, and as he put it himself, she was given a second chance at life, which is what he wanted. He didn't want to keep her image perfect, he wanted her to be safe and happy. He was a good dad.

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Will you sell your soul to me user?

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Oh fuck now that's a cute story idea.

>no pitchfork
ONE JOB

>implying I would try to escape her

Maybe I would but just so she needs to restrain me.

CUTE

I like Dyson more. The father/daughter dynamic of Dyson and Alita I think is more fluent than the dollmaker/doll dynamic of Daisuke and Alita. They're both presumptuous to take "possession" of Alita at first, but with Dyson I think the motive to do so is more understandable. I also just really like the way Dyson's character arc in the movie ends - he risks his life to save his "daughter" when before he couldn't, and he's able to give his "daughter" the body she wanted when before he couldn't, and they're both made happy and whole for it.

Yeah the choice of giving him a previous daughter was REALLY good work in the movie because it makes you understand and sympathize with why he's protective of Alita without it being weird.

It's really a story about adoption.

Good night fren

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FUCK

The daughter idea was honestly brilliant, I want to know if that was Cameron or Rodriguez who came up with that. It also gave Chiren's character much more purpose in the story other than just being Vector's right hand.

Just came back from the gun shop. How is everyone tonight?

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How many sequels are we talking about here?

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Forgot to say that they're in keeping with theme of him being the "Watcher." Optical implements like lenses and glasses are a straightforward way of showing that.

It's a story of many things, mainly redemption, but sacrifice, acceptance, and adoption are also ones.

I'm not done with the manga yet and while it's enjoyable I prefer every change the movie made. Everything is tighter, more emotionally compelling.

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>print out story
>try to revise it
>realize i suck
>like really bad

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I think Dyson was objectively a better character than Daisuke. His motivation is perfectly laid out and very relocatable. I'm really gonna miss him once he slowly starts to fade out of the story.

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They made his character too likable. He'll go more in the background, but at least he'll be there. In the manga, they basically just cut him out.

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When do you think we'll get a sequel?

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>Impostor!
>We do not stand by in the presence of evil!

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My guess is it's announced sometime later this year after the blu-ray release.

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If they keep Christoph on they won't write Ido out. I can't imagine Christoph's cheap to hire. Plus he seemed to like the role, and people seemed to like him as Ido.

hopefully we'll get a cryptic post about it sometime this year. This place is going to go full berzerker that day.

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There's not enough interest in this product to warrant a sequel. Might as well ask when Soldier is getting a sequel.

Pretty good, just came back from the range. Got my gear all sorted for my first 3-gun match this weekend, I'm stoked. Gotta give my G34 a little cleaning tonight I think.

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It will get better...

Did you get a gun fren?

It's in the BR universe so... technically the story is on-going.

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>being this wrong

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Na. I went with a friend cause he wanted to get some stuff. Although I was checking out a Ruger Vaquero. I think that might be my next cop.

This all the way. The daughter angle gives their relationship the emotional dimension it needs. A lot better then saying fuck it and reusing the cat’sname

I'm so used to doomsayers about Fallen Angel... but I wasn't ready to be stung with that Soldier comment.

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That's actually a hilarious point I hadn't thought about that.

user... Soldier is in the BR universe.

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I feel like Kishiro shot himself in the foot a bit with how he did the early characterisation of Iron City and the people therein. Like he had a cool idea and handwaved some of the finer details which undercuts the story progression as the manga goes on.

COUNT THEM ALL, SIR

Y-yeah and so is Alien, ahahaha...

Also Soldier made like NO fucking money at all.

Yeah. Ido and Alita's relationship is a strong part of the movie and while manga Ido's possessiveness is interesting he basically wants her to get badly hurt in the motorball shit so she'd come back I prefer him being the reasonable parent. Same with Alita and Hugo. Yugo is an unlikable dick. Yes his motivations are clearer and he has a backstory. But Hugo is easier to feel something for. You're glad he has a change of heart. You're glad he does the right thing by turning down her heart. His arc in the movie is less about "why" he wants to get to Zalem and more "is it even worth it if it eats my soul and all I want is Alita?"

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Sent you an email drawfren, get back to me whenevers convenient for you!

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>Soldier was $60mil to produce.
Jesus..

I've been seeing people talk about this movie lately but I've never even heard of it before these threads.

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it's prime Kurt kino. Watch it, fren.
youtube.com/watch?v=wGNS5N6WSgs

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HOT

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It's enjoyable enough albeit with a very inconsistent tone. Kurt Russel as essentially Dutch from pretator is a highlight, as is how fucking YOLKED he is.

Good night, /ALITA/

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night fren sleep well

Now the real question: would Dyson be in the stands cracking random motorball fans with a lead pipe for shit talking Alita?

B I G Russell coming through

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For not cheering.

night fren

no, not for that. he'd be cracking skulls for lewdposters.

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motorball hooligan Ido edit when?

Daisuke did nothing wrong, Alita acted like a bitch at the time.
Also, it’s thanks to him that she was alive against Jashugan and had a change of heart in the end.
But yeah, Dyson is better

Volume 5 (Zapan’s Revenge) is kino, peak of the original series

Goddamn he so sexy

How much of it do you think will end up?

Kurt's the best. All around solid guy.

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We want Gosling and Anya, who would Kurt be in the sequel?

Someone has to play Zekka...

Volumes 3,4 & 5 can be easily adapted in the second film, as the Motorball arc with Jashugan is practically confirmed and we see Alita slicing zapan’s face off.

he should've been McTeague honestly.

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the guy obsessed with licking alita's feet

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>Mc Tongue?

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>dad, can I go to Hot Topic with user?
>yeah I finished my homework
>Ms. Fletcher's class is easy anyway

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>mctongue?
that doesn't sound right

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punk Alita is a cute but I have a seething hatred for green day so this oc is highly triggering for me

>But it sounds funny

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>don't you have anything better to spend your credits on?
>you're 300 years old Alita, shouldn't you act a bit more mature?

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Please tell me this is real.

doubtful user. Have a free Rosa to cheer you up.

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goodnight /alita/. Keep it comfy for the upside down hours.

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>I want to make passionate romantic love to Rosa, but just respect and hold hands and hang out with Alita
anyone ktf??

>AI pedo general

gotcha

What AI?

>said the bot

It's always slow during the night hours, but that's the way I like it the most. Fast paced and shitposts is not my forte.

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Enjoy the comfy hours with us user

If you guys have any, you know, night time OC requests send them. I may not get to them tonight, but special take ins.

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Who plays preop Sechs? Postop Sechs?

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I just bought a 12 pack of Orange Crush in honor of /ourgirl/.

What am I having right now? I'm having a crush, of course.

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Why is it Mendelson became supportive of Alita after the buyout?

McTeague had like 45 seconds of screen time in total and yet he's still one of the most memorable characters. Insanely good character design.

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Adrain Brody gave me an idea, how about Alita with the gang from Predators?

Added to the list.

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Well, he was also a hunter warrior, but it's not like he was a douche. He seemed a little like Ido, like he was a badass when he needed to be, but he was still a nice guy. He didn't mock Alita when she did her speech, in fact he laughed at Zapan when he got roasted instead. He's based.

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I do hope he has a part in the sequel. He was a decent part of Zapans revenge in the manga so there’s a good chance. Also Nova won’t be giving Alita any gun. Zapan will severely injure/ kill Mcteague. Mcteague takes the gun parts out of his arm and gives them to Alita. Somehow the gun is still needed to kill Zapan.

Unsurprisingly he's part of that enormous group of morons who thinks Fox owns Alita.

Alita playing Starcraft. Having fun one moment and completely flying into a rage the next.

Yes
>Sequel gets announced
It's problematic! It's objectifying! It's not her turn! Trilogy never!

All smiles

Made a little animated Alita. Hope you anons like it.

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>Fox merger means retarded corporate whores now think Disney owns Alita
>Alita now gets lots of positive press
>sequel is gonna make over 1 billion

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Needs bigger eyes. BIGGER

It'll be the Batman Begins effect. First one did 370 million, sequel will do a billion.

To the fucking moon

Dark Knight was supported by the absolutely amazing, Oscar-winning performance of Heath Ledger. Fallen Angel will have Jai Courtney.
YIKES

That's just one character, depends who else they cast in the film. Heath Ledger wasn't the only thing holding up the movie though, word spread that Batman Begins was an awesome new reboot, so more people showed up first weekend to The Dark Knight.

No crew was necessary, Vector.

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Last time I checked, release date was "unspecified".

I thought June 25th was the confirmed date?

I wanna stay for max comfy hours but im so sleepy

I think Jai Courtney gets a bad rap for Genisys and some of his other films. If he can get the right roles, he's not a bad actor. He was decent as Captain Boomerang in Suicide Squad, but apparently the reason they cast him for Jashugan was they were familiar with him from Genisys, so, that's the extent of his casting.

goodnight, anons
I'm off to dream of Alita
I hope you do too

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Well, don't force yourself to stay awake, go to sleep if you really need it. Alita will be with you.

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You can catch up on the comfy later if you need fren

>"Good morning sleepyhead."
Question, if Alita runs off a micro reactor that could power an entire city for years, why does she need to sleep? Just because of her brain? There's no way to go around that problem? The URM didn't design the soldiers to have human brains that could always be awake? How does Nova see everything if he has to sleep?

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Night fren

An instagram post says that it's June 25th. Fox US - last time Doc Ido called them - still had May 14th in their system (which is probably not correct anymore, there has to have been some delay). It's listed as July 17th in Australia, July 29th on Amazon UK, July 31st on Amazon France. I'm hoping that the June 25th date is legit for the US release.

The brain is biological and requires sleep. There's an implication in the film that AI doesn't really exist. Nova seeing everything is a threat/boast, it doesn't need to be true. He likely has informants and information being parsed for him

>July 17
Just fucking end my life please

>The URM didn't design the soldiers to have human brains that could always be awake?
Because they're the most human brains you've ever met. They need their sleep or they'd go crazy like we would if we couldn't sleep.
>How does Nova see everything if he has to sleep?
He might not have a human brain. Also he might time-shift.

I always thought Batman Begins was straight to video. Never even knew of it until DVDs showed up at grocery stores.

Nova is not a man, he is a miserable pile of nanomachines.

No, lets's arrange AlitaCon in France. We'll just rent out an IMAX theater and watch Alita in 3D and 2D the whole weekend. Sound good?

Ugh guys, updating resumes and doing job applications is really NOT comfy.

All I want to do is hang out in /Alita/ and be a comfy bum. Unfortunately I'm running out of money to do that though.

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>"But enough talk. Have at you!"
>Alita starts fucking chucking blue blobs of plasma at him

Where are you applying for? It's a shitty process for sure

That would be twice as long away as we've been here so far. We can do it, we will survive, we will raise the sword. If anything, they're testing us. They're testing our love.

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Adjust your resumé to each job you're applying to - unless the jobs are essentially the same. Don't lie of course, but put the emphasis on what they're looking for.

>don't lie but tell them you're what they want
Does not compute
ERROR

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At least it's in my holidays so I can watch it back to back for days

You're better suited to this kind of work than you think friend. Trust in yourself

Just a support position with a major telecom network. I'm not psyched about becoming a literal verbal meat shield but the benefits are good and the pay is better than what I get now.

It's not that I'm worried about my prospects of getting hired, it's that the hiring process gives me more anxiety than anything else in this mortal coil. I would literally rather be shot at than do a job interview, or example.

I probably should have stayed in the army, but I'm an idiot.

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It seems a lot of places are extended Alita's showtimes until the 23rd and 25th. She's most likely leaving an overwhelming majority of theaters on the 26th to make way for Avengers to take up all theaters. I say she finishes her run a week into May. She'll have had a good 12 week run.

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Guys I am not Jerome or any other griefer; I am a diehard Alitan who saw the film 18 times. Can we take just one moment to collectively acknowledge that this is a fundamentally sexual fandom. It's an incredible masterpiece of a film yes but the reason we're HERE is because she's unabashedly feminine and the innocent amnesic cyborg overly attached girlfriend thing is just frankly hot.
We're at #384 of these threads. I think it's time to drop the nervously platonic tone with its undeniable and maddeningly palpable undercurrent of severe sexual frustration. Stop pretending we find her cute the way we'd find a little bunny rabbit cute. For many of us Alita fulfilled a new form of sexual fantasy that we'd never entertained the possibility of before. Watching Alita: Battle Angel on the big screen is a sexually satisfying experience; that is what it is and why it's so addictive. It's time to drop the facades and admit it. Own it. It's time to stop spewing the lie that Alita is solely for hugs and chocolate bars.
Say it loud and proud with me: Alita IS for lewd.

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>still extending this flop
All those empty theaters make me cringe out of schadenfreude. You're pitiful, you know? What geas impels you to continue viewing this problematic, sexist drivel?

Her theater income has become an insignificant trickle, especially compared to the torrent of money that will be unleashed as soon as the blu ray floodgates are opened.

Most of us are sitting around waiting for the blu ray now.

I have no sexual feelings towards a body that's mostly mechanic. There's no pussy or tits there, there's nothing to lust after.

Your point fails purely because the fandom is broad enough to have multiple feelings. If you'd concluded that she MAY be for lewd then I'd be more likely to agree with you.

...um, no, I legit just find Alita cute. There are some Anons who are sexually frustrated, but they're not healed yet. True healed is not finding her for lewd. That, or this is extremely good bait.

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The stats check out for Kurt.

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Yeah the process is ass. Remember though that stability in work helps seed the ground for engaging with the things you care about without worry.

Alita satisfies me in a way that isn't quite sexual, but nor can I quite put my finger on what it is...but if I had to describe it, I guess I'd call it a power trip. I do find myself turned on by bloodlust Alita, but it isn't pitching-a-tent-in-my-pants turned on, it's like...a feeling of personal empowerment, and an emotional rush.

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That's what I meant. I should have worded it better. Alita can be for hugs and chocolate but it's time to stop lambasting lewd posters

I hope Jim and Rob are based enough to one day do this.

As an occasional lewdposter-for-funsies, I can get behind this user. It is time to stop treating lewdposters like black people in the 60s, most of us don't lewdpost full time anyway and like Alita for other reasons as well, but lewdposting is fun and satisfying sometimes, ya'll should really lighten up a bit.

WHERE THE TORRENT AT, NIGGA!

>Say it loud and proud with me: Alita IS for lewd
You're excommunicado from /alita/

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I don't know if they are in touch enough with the meme-underworld of the internet to even have the idea of doing it, though. I mean look at the sheer volume of goings-on in the Alita fandom that goes completely unacknowledged by either of them already.

Oh okay, that I can agree with some. I don't mind lewd stuff as long as it doesn't go overboard. But I'm not frustrated and not attaching to Alita to fulfill a fantasy. If anything, she steered me away from those thoughts.

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I'm cool with it as long as it isn't all over the general. I prefer the cutsey shit and discussions about the movie, not more sexual stuff. Just be classy about it.

>Alita can be for hugs and chocolate but it's time to stop lambasting lewd posters
That is the whole point of dadposting, lewdposters need to stop whining and realize some people are just having fun with them.

And we are user. You guys weren't her during the /abag/ days because holy fuck there was a lot of backlash against lewdposting. I think the most important thing is that we stay away from the weird rabbit hole that bronies went down where it became a lot more about the weird things they did than the piece of media which they enjoyed itself. Also thankfully our topic isn't cartoon fucking horses so that helps.

>Lewding Alita

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True, early threads, any hints of lewd was banishment practically. Things have lightened up quite a bit.

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I see. Yeah I came aboard around thread 150 or so, so idk what the earliest days were like. Mostly I make innocent edits, like Vampalita and Dune Alita. I do enjoy the occasional lewd also, although most of my lewdposting is just contextual/suggestive banter more than anything. I enjoy Alita acting naughty more for her effect on people than anything.

Well good to have you. The Ido Dad and hating on lewd is more of a meme at this point. Some Anons don't like it genuinely, but just keep it clean and it's fine. I prefer Alita using her quick wits and smugness to get what she wants.

I actually expect dadposting now as part of it. I think that overall this general is happy to joke with things and meta points as long as they're not done in genuinely bad taste or offensively.

>If anything, she steered me away from those thoughts.
Uh huh. Sure friend

>Lewding Alita instead of Hugo
>ISHYGDDT

>I prefer Alita using her quick wits and smugness to get what she wants.
Alita messing with user with endless boops is probably a product of light lewdposting, it's genuinely funny and nobody dislikes it. I just think the only difference with the /abag/ days is that we've being doing this for two months now, we've reached an accommodation.

but it's fun to berate lewd posters especially when you're the one who did it

no

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>Lewding Hugo instead of Todd
It's like you don't even want the greatest slab of sci fi meat in the galaxy

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user NO

Would you believe I haven't seen that film

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gross

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I was googling pictures of him to post and this came up

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At what point will we have a thread of just entirely reaction images

Sounds kinda hard gay, senpai

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i'm a girl btw

are you trying to make me puke? holy shit. Gotta admit that could be an appropriate reaction image in certain contexts. But come one VA, stop

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VA is a fag, nothing new

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I think it is a Very Nice image.

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When the Blu-ray or webrip comes out and I spam the fuck out of the thread with new reaction pictures in amazing HD.

only if you don't say no homo

I mean I kinda am? I'm bi. Girls are cute tho, can you blame me? We blanketposting now?

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disgusting

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I should get a blanket

50% fag

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You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
I keep one at my desk and one in my car so I can be comfy whenever
I'll take it. I gotta make a comfyhugo...

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I'd suk us

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>Die, monster!

THIS is what peak performance looks like

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>Tfw no vampire alita GF
I'd let her feed until I was dry if she wanted
Nah, that's just showoffy.

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These night time threads are weird. I like it.

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That's right, user

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When the BR drops.

mad they beat you to the punch jerome? well there is always next thread.

You are truly one of us.

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Nah, it's peak performance. And you know it

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Night time is the right time

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Cute

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11:14 am

Night time is extra comfy blanketposting time

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Well, I won't lie, I do love Alita more and if I had to choose one to date it'd be her, but...

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6:16 for us here down under

Guys let's put this to a vote, what's your top 3 favorite Alitas?

1. Cute Alita
2. Smug Alita
3. Bloodlust Alita
4. Lewd Alita
5. Sad Alita
6. Vampalita
7. Punkalita
8. Blondita
9. Leeta

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Cute, Vamp, smug, punk, blonde, leeta, bloodlust, lewd, sad

Night time is the right time

for upside-down jokes

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Why didn’t he just have the eagles take him to Zalem?

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>Lewd Alita
>Wholesome Alita
>Suffering Alita
pretty much covers all my bases

You... where you the one that was posting this girl that one time?

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1. Cute
2. Smug
3. Lewd
4. Bloodlust
5. Sad
6-9 are equally trash

Damn son you really cut down some of my favorite Alitas, but Vampalita smiles upon you at least

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Yes, many in the audience will to some extent be identifying with Alita. "I wish to be the little cyborg girl", basically. We wouldn't actually want to be her, because she's in a craptastic world, making mistakes, and experiencing loss and pain. But while she's literally from a different planet, we empathize with her human spirit and emotions, and her journey of self-discovery and discovery of this craptastic world.

Cuta Alita, Smug Alita and Vamplita

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>Lumping Vampalita with the likes of Leeta and Blondita instead of unleashing her on them

You must never want for entertainment in your life, I guess.

kek'd
Nope! I wouldn't do something like that.
It's the patrician order. I'm glad she likes me~

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For me, it’s bloodlust Alita. But really a tie between cute, smug and bloodlust. They’re all too good.

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Damn boiiiissss we gettin' CLOSEEE to needin' a new bread!111

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Honestly I also just think she's super cool. Like I find her impressive and inspiring

>yeah... pretty intense...
>i think i need a doctor...

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This panel makes me wonder what a crossover between Gunnm and Black Lagoon would look like.

It's OK user, you taste so good, I would never let you die! You're my favorite!

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NOW it's time for comfyposting.

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For a little context she just blew up a dung beetle with a grenade for shits and giggles. Haven’t read black lagoon, should I?

Yes Hugo, stay in that blanket, you need your rest to regenerate your blood!

Haha, that's awesome. I really ought to read the manga.

But yeah Black Lagoon is fucking awesome, especially if you like borderline psychopathic chicks doing stuff like this.

>Ali i think we should take a break...
>i know you'd never let me die, but constantly being at a low blood pressure makes me weak and drowsy all the time...

>implying she wouldn't want you weak so she could take care of you all the time

Yes Vampalita has a weird duel nature, she snacc, but she also protecc.

IS ANYONE BAKING??
IF NOT, CONSIDER THIS A FORMAL DECLARATION OF 'DIBS'

If you're the baker, I'm ready to get baked, bro!

Do you like cute girls and intense action? Then you should read Black Lagoon.

>Gotta give my G34 a little cleaning tonight I think.
You're gonna fuck that gun aren't you

NO

FRESH BREAD