/got/

stop making multiple threads you stupid fucks

they need more bodies for their army

Best girl. Dorne is pleb filter.

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based

is this the cancer that everyone warned me about last week?

based Stannis. Firm but fair as always.

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Honestly, a siege would make more sense. The dead don't need to eat.

I shant be posting there

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Here are the verified spoilers by the guy that successfully leaked the season 6 and 7 plots along with the entire plot of S8 Ep. 1. His name is FrikiDoctor and has an inside source:

Tyrion betrays Dany/Jon and is executed in the Dragon Pit. He recites the Rains of Castamere to Jon as the Golden Company attacks Winterfell while the dead attack it from the other side. Battle of Winterfell takes up eps 3-4, most side-characters die. Jaime also dies around episode 5 in Brienne's arms (that last part is only about 85% certain though). All Dragons die. Dany gives birth during the battle of King's landing, Cersi blows up the city (possibly with Tyrion's help, hence the treason but that's not fully confirmed). We do know Tyrion is responsible for "a fire in Kings Landing" that kills thousands, afterall. A red haired female character dies, so probably Sansa or Meli. Arya kills Cersei in the ruins of King's Landing. Arya also falls in love with Gendry, who becomes lord of Dragon Stone. Jon and Dany get a happy Disney-esque ending. Yara lives and rules the Iron Islands, but no one cares.

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most of those posters are lucky i don't ban them for treason

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reminder that D&D did nothing wrong with s5+ because affc and adwd are a clusterfuck of plot and characters and there is absolutely no way they could have turned it into a tv show.

They did a lot wrong with S5, it just wasn't the first time they dropped the ball, which was actually in S4

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there was nothing wrong with s4 you whiner. it had a handful of bad scenes, nothing on the level of s5+ where every other scene is worse than the last.

cercei gives birth to a dwarf baby and dies

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>and quips "one king fewer"
nice

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>there was nothing wrong with s4
>it had a handful of bad scenes
Which is it?

>yara lives and rules the iron islands, but no one cares
fucking WRONG mate

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are you a baby? there are terrible scenes in every season

I really really hope the leaks were true. So I can show up to work being a super smug motherfucker to all those idiots who still like this show and tell them "I told you so" then I can finally quit and move on with my life.

Good thing Brienne beheaded Stannis or he would've came back as an undead.

I probably cant handle seeing undead Hodor though with a door stuck at his back.

Guys where is Preston? I'm starting to get worried...

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How are you this bitter about people enjoying stuff?

Objectively false. S1-S3 had scenes that are weaker than others in retrospect but they didn't have any bad scenes. The first scene that people other than contrarians reacted to with "that scene last night was not a good scene" was the Yara rescues Theon scene in S4. Then the show had it's first bad storyline the next season with the Sand Sneks and that became the meme for when the show became bad, but there were always good scenes even in S5.

>Good thing Brienne beheaded Stannis or he would've came back as an undead
See

Theon is literally the only likable Greyjoy, just because we know how much shit he went through and how far he's come. Yara isn't bad, she's just uninteresting. Euron is a mustache-twirling villain without the mustache. He can occasionally be entertaining to watch due to his sheer douchery, though. You know there's no way he survives if Yara does, though.

user confirmed for bitter joyless incel

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guess who's back
back again
Stannis' back
tell a friend

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Which part of the leaks did you think were stupid? In context, the credible leaks could still be pulled off well with good writing.

lmao no. littlefinger makes two whores fuck each other while he explains his epic master plan. that scene is unbelievably awful

Utterly disgraceful get, fuck you

play
with
her
asrsh

Anybody else gonna trash this show on metacritic and other review sites if Jon and Dany "win"?

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There are a lot of scenes we can pick apart in retrospect. Bran running across the rooftops to synth horns in the pilot is beyond cheesy. No one but contrarians thought they were bad -at the time- though. It wasn't until Yara ran from the dogs that non-contrarians immediately judged a scene as bad. At least, thats how it seemed to me.

If dany isn't dead by the end of this show then I will create many russian bots to review bomb it

Its already confirmed, kellyc and jonsnu survived everything at this point and it doesnt make sense for them to die midseason.

I wanted a good show but I got a bad poosy :(

Post the best Histories & Lore extras

youtube.com/watch?v=d3CRG6ksXDA

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And Jaime assumes it was because she fucked Tyrion.

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TRUE ENDING OF THE SHOW LEAKED: After everything else is wrapped up we are shown a scene of Davos heading south in a passenger cart with a few other people. He gets off at Sunspear and heads for the coast and walks along the beach until he sees a figure in the distance sanding a boat. Cut to credits.

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excellent work

from someone else in a thread earlier today

>tumblr

nice

I miss him, lads

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Why do people keep posting the elephant thing? Did she fuck and olifant?

He had nice armor.

SOMEONE GET ME MORE ELEPHANTS BEFORE I FUCK MOONBOY

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And the voice of an angel.

>As he rides in front of the NAACP headquarters "MADNESS HAS HAD ITS DAY!"
How did Raimi get away with this stuff?

she said that she wanted an elephant for her army.

No, it's because Cersei wanted Elephants from the Golden Company and Harry Strickland said No.

Because Cersei loves elephants, didn't you see the episode?

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Help me understand it, /got/

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Understand what, that picture?

lol fucking horseshit

she whines about elephants after getting fucked by euron

He's the last based character left. But will probably die avenging/protecting Arya which will be gay as fuck.

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>D&D were able to bring woolly mammoths for the wildlings invasion of the wall, but they can't bring elephants for the Golden Company.
The absolute state of HBO

R'hllor hungered.

He'll die an awful death, but he might be protecting Sansa.

You are wrong though since Jaime and Beric are still there.

how is an user supposed to be a decent shrine to the one true King with this lack of attention to detail?

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>lol fucking horseshit
I've got some bad news for you then... cap it and check back when it's over.

>laugh track intensifies

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The budget was spent on the much more important scene of Drogon sniffing out incest.

Can't forget him either. Also known as Evil Mountain

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my god, it's even worse...

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WHERE ARE MY ELEPHANTS?!

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game of thrones ending sucks :'(
Breaking Bad is still the best Show EVER

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>magically get HBO and other 20 channels on my cable
>watch episode 1 of GoT
>next day
>HBO and all the channels are gone
Oh, I get it now, but I'm not paying for this shit.

They are off having adventures with their pals the dire wolves.

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There's no more elephants, your grace

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BRING ME AN ELEPHANT BEFORE I PUT YOUR HEAD ON A SPIKE GODS DAMN YOU

who the fuck is that

HBO is not your friend, my friend. Welcome to the high seas.

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So has Ghost just fucked off to run his own pack like Nymeria at this point? Will D&D ever even bother to acknowledge his existence?

QUEEN WANT ELAMAPHANTS

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Looks like The Weeknd has written a song about /ourqueen/ Cersei for season 8

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>We'll never get a young Salador San and Davos series where we see the free cities and coastal areas in depth as they have all kinds of adventures.

I guess they're too cheap to. Clearly they are awful cat people (the dragons) and not good hearted dog people.

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as long as it doesn't actually end up in the show or as some kind of meta-reference like She-man,i don't care. They can shit up the credits with whatever music they want

Cool guys but this user is the winner.

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CAREFUL NOW WHORE CAREFUL!

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WAAR ZIJN MIJN OLIFANTEN?!

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I hate prequels, but as far as GoT prequel ideas go, that's actually a potentially better one.

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dbr DOT ee/dOQ5

they had one job

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>I'm waiting for an old friend.
>"Wait so, you not only know the past and present, but the future as well?"
>Yes.
>"So how does the war go? When will the Night King strike? How do we beat him?"
>Ah finally, someone directly asks me. Allow me to explain...
Why are the characters so fucking stupid this season? Maybe ask NSA boy some important questions instead of fucking around in front of dragons.

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>it's cold for a southern girl
>Keep your queen warm

What does it feel like? The warmth of a loving woman? 30 year old wizard would like to know.

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Maybe he saw Jamie heading to Winterfell through a crows eyes.

Do you use a staff or wand?

i dont like stannis, cersei, euron or the fookin legend

>Implying he wouldn't just soullessly gaze at them with that vacant autistic stare and start describing uncomfortable moments in their sexual past

I use the tombs of old

Bran looks like this kid or reminds me of this kid in HS who was the most irritating dumbass ever. He literally talked about avatar until people made fun of him then he would do speeches about V for vendetta verbatim for what seemingly felt like eternity. Until people just kind of ignored him and did their own thing.

Did you ever get so put off with a character that you didn't even continue to watch a show?

when is it implied he can see the future?

>30 year old wizard
What skills did you invest in? Can you light your sword on fire like Beric? Or just conceal yourself from the sight of women?

Knowing exactly when and where Jaime was going to arrive

>go upstairs and do your duty
>you will rape that teenager until she's smart

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yo nigs, just finished reading the books, anyone got any recommendations for similar books? that are also fantasy but also big in size of world building and characters

If he knew when then why sit outside in the cold for fucking hours?

>wizard would like to know
Just warg Chad and find out.

Checked dubs of based bad poozy

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bran cant see the future, he was waiting in the dead of night and Jaime arrived in the morning lel

>GOT thread
>No nudity

Sweet, 10 Commandments style.

For grittier fantasy I'm a fan of the First Law trilogy + spin offs but the world building isn't as extensive.

he can see the present, he saw him on his way to winterfell you retard

besides the friend he is waiting for is meera. he is waiting to tell her how he saw the rape when she tried to go back home to frogtown

Is this what Snow dick does to a woman?

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>upvoted

And he actually did it, the absolute madman!!

makes her cute?

if you're specifically looking for a focus on worldbuilding, the autists like to bring up the Malazan series, but i havent read them yet so i dunno if they're actually any good.

>The look when you've been GORMED

those titts are the last good thing about this show since season 1.

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Haha imagine if you were in the cell next to hers and she poisoned you then put the antidote on her nipples so you'd have to suck on them through the bars haha wouldn't that be funny?

Something like that

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HOT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARHHHHHHHHH

Dany in Quarth was the first bad storyline

how much would it cost to get the chinese to make me one of those old school talking dolls with a pull string...? One that says "aaaaaaaggggghhhh". A doll with the face of Stannis.

It's not fair lads, Kit has boinked every Thronesfu.

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fucking yikes

Dabid.

only in retrospect. at the time, everybody who wasn't a book fag thought she was going to be leaving for Westeros by the end of Season 2.

D R O P P E D
R
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P
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>no new memes at all
>no Preston video
Man this season is off to a low energy start.

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Tens of thousands of dollars, you can't expect them to change a factory's line of production just for one doll

CAWKS AND BAWLS

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Ygritte looks like she hit the wall already

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Can anybody come up with a good argument for Dany's whole Abraham Targaryen phase? It feels like the long term impact of her work in Slavers Bay will be nill due to the practice being so endemic to the culture there. Moreover, she'll likely have caused short to long term economic disruption due to slavery being the main industry of the region. I can't think of a reason why after Qarth she couldn't just go find a place to gorge her bio WMD's on sheep till they were full grown then conquer Westeros just like Aegon did.

absolutely based

Is the golden company the last chance we actually get a real Field of Fire, not that babby shit with Jaime and burning food carts

Watch Dany and Jon flying on dragons set to "A Whole New World" and try to tell me D&D didn't model it on the song on purpose.

Did they?

youtu.be/FFU1s7PrztQ

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>How to Train Your Dragon

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>damn I could have hit this shit before Ramsey's dogs ruined her

What are the Golden Jobbers supposed to do other than die and fuel the NK army? Like, who the fuck thinks Cersei and Euron are a threat to anything?

when bran refers to jamie as an old friend does his autism mean he actually now considers jamie to be a friend?

irony being that Lincoln didn't actually want to free the slaves. He wanted to send them back to Africa after the war and before the war he would have kept slavery if it would have preserved the Union. To answer your question, though, she should have been kept off-screen until just showing up as a huge swerve randomly at the end or beginning of one of the later seasons.

At least he still got a CAWK HAHAHAHA XXXXDDDD

Cersei's entire plan hinges on the living winning in the north. She's entirely aware that if they lose she's fucked.

He help give him superpowers by attempting to murder him as a child after having been caught having a adulterous sex with his sister.

Jaime was a good friend.

>It feels like the long term impact of her work in Slavers Bay will be nill due to the practice being so endemic to the culture there. Moreover, she'll likely have caused short to long term economic disruption due to slavery being the main industry of the region
This is likely true and likely part of the point, Dany's character in the books wasn't supposed to be purely good the way she is in the show, we are clearly supposed to understand that she is making mistakes based on her idealism.

Also I thought she wanted a foreign base of power and some economic connections to Essos (?) and other Eastern Cities to help her slowly take over Westeros. She also needed a larger army/fleet. Corrections are welcome it's been forever since I read the books.

I don’t know what you expected.

Here's the reality - they will never mention Mereen ever again outside of a possible shot of it looking prosperous. We are to just accept that Dany fixed the region and they're a democracy now.

Was Cersei aware of the scope of the undead and that the wall was down? She had been hearing about it for years and never really took it seriously, but even after seeing one zombie she might not have been aware of the full context of the situation, the size of the army and how they work, Hardhome, etc.

I get how the connections/power base would have helped. It just seemed unnecessary. Aegon showed up with a small army and three full grown dragons and wiped everyone except Dorne.

>Can anybody come up with a good argument for Dany's whole Abraham Targaryen phase?
/r/blackpeopletwitter

I think it was mentioned at the summit that there were tens of thousands in the AotD. Cersei's perspective though was that her forces wouldn't have made a difference in the battle.

bitch

>Jon, did I ever tell you about Jaime Lannister? The man loved his sister, as he clearly demonstrated when he threw out of a window for witnessing their incestuous coupling. The way Cersei's wetness still glistened on his lips as he pushed me from the tower...it was beautiful, Jon. He was a good friend.

Even without material, why do they think making him fail at everything is a good idea. After next episode, he better get demoted after the whole trust Cersei campaign he was starting.

100k

If he dies protecting Sansa it will be okay

Best boy.

>yara

>Turned into the three eyed raven because he witnessed incest
>Now spies on his cousin's incest

pottery

Aegon showing up was unprecedented and the kingdom was not united. He also had two dragons controlled by his sisters who were on his side and knew how to use them. Dany is facing a kingdom that is (generally) a lot more united with a stronger power base, all wars aside. They also know how dragons work and would have a better chance at fighting back. She is also totally alone and was only able to ride (but not control) one dragon at the end of Dance. I can see why she would want the option of another army/fleet, she's clearly as a massive disadvantage, especially compared to Aegon.

What I don't get is why she never tried to contact Dorne and play off the anger they must have felt at the Lannisters/Baratheons.

she's probably still in denial to some extent but if she wanted to live, she'd probably rather leverage Euron's ships or Euron's island kingdom that the show seems to think the dead can't reach. Or she'd flee to Essos. She'd go into exile, but in reality she probably just has a death wish at this point.

>show seems to think the dead can't reach
The show ignored the 'dead things in the water' line and established that the zombies can't swim. Even though they dragged the dragon out from the bottom of the lake with chains.

I thought there was a whole deal about her wanting to not suicide/take everyone down with her because she was pregnant.

>asha sounds too much like osha
>yara doesnt sound anything like arya

are these niggas really about to run to the fucking shithole of the iron islands after winterfell falls. Place is depressing to look at

Fair enough.
>What I don't get is why she never tried to contact Dorne and play off the anger they must have felt at the Lannisters/Baratheons
In the books, it always seemed like she didn't understand a whole lot about Westerosi politics so maybe it just didn't occur to her? Doran was hoping to work with her anyway. In the show because DABID.

>You want cavalry and infantry, buy them. You want elephants, earn them.

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Hurry up Preston.

They're going to Dragonstone, Dany was seen there in the trailers

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Name one good thing about this show besides the fact that it's about to be over.

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Any slow webm of the perfect breasted woman? Anyones who has the best tits in GoT?

Lol this is so bad that I want to say it can't be true but I also said that about last years leaks so who knows.
Also please be Sansa who dies, not my Meli

Post your reactions when Bran wargs into a random Stark soldier during the Battle of Winterfell and turns him into a killing machine taking out multiple walkers while Sweet Dreams plays in the background.
youtube.com/watch?v=qeMFqkcPYcg

>You're the most elephant man I've ever met
>I like that

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this is a family board and what you are requesting is against the rules

have some respect for the children

She only got old/biased news from Viserys and later from Jorah, but both should have been aware that the Dornish were Targ allies.

I disagree with the user saying she has a death wish, she has reasons to live. She likely just assumes humans will win (underestimating the white walkers) and thinks she can win the old fashioned way.

Not MY Homeless Harry

The Dornish are Blackfyre supporters, not Danyfags

>Preston
I've seen this name mentioned 30 times now. Who is Preston? Why do you give a fuck about his opinion instead of Angry Joe's??

She wouldn't know that though, only that they have a historical grievance against the Lannisters/Baratheons (her enemies) and they are geographically isolated from the other kingdoms, which should be perfect for her.

>Blackfyre
Refresh my memory but I thought they were all gone by this point? Isn't young Aegon ostensibly the switched out son of Rhaegar?

You're wasting time with such weak bait. Preston's video is coming and there is nothing you can do to stop it.

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Who are the /tv certified /ourlads/ that are still alive?
Pic related

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/ourguy/burn

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and all 3 of you will care

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>Doesn't know Chad of the House Summerchild

.

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Get the fuck off this board redditor

>that power stance

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Anyone else done this pose in front of a mirror and said 'Bane?' before laughing to themselves?

>that kidney pie monologue

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I saw Stannis riding past the battle of Bastards

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Was this the episode where Brienne just ran into Littlefinger and Sansa?

>grey worm meets jamie preparing for whatever fight
>grey worm: you're missing a hand
>jamie: and you're missing a cock
hire me hbo

kek

Unironically as good if not better than DABID

No, it's where they learn that Arya is still alive

oliphants is a new meme

LOL OMG THIS IS HILARIOUS PLZ ADD THIS LOLOL

>jamie: and you're missing a cock
And then Theon peeks his head in the kitchen and goes "I'm sorry, were you talking to me?"

You are doing gods work user

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Yeah only because me and one other cool dude are pushing it

You may not understand this, fren, but this post was made solely for me and I appreciate it very much. I also appreciate you, user, for giving me this blessed treasure of a post.

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Because he knew precisely when Sam would come stumbling out and he wanted to be waiting in that spot all cool and mysterious like.

>Maester Qyburn, I'm small council

>They work for the helmeted man
>Clegane?

>First one to talk gets to stay on my boat
>He didn't swim so good

>Perhaps they're wondering why someone would behead a man before throwing him off a ship?

>Sam...the way your belly jiggled as you stumbled down those steps, tears in your eyes at the thought of Dickon's burned corpse...it was beautiful, Sam. As beautiful as my old friend.

stop posting dead irrelevant characters

How is Edmure coming back?
Who still /Tully/ here?

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Whenever there is an opportunity worth seizing, Lord Edmure will be there.

Check 'em

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>dead
>irrelevant
>he can't see the clear set up for Stannis' incredible come back at the battle of Winterfell where he saves the day and Dany bows to his superior claim to the throne.

What a waste of quints

Why did Cersei make a big thing about needing to earn her, then immediately let Euron smash her back doors in?

Family duty honor 4 lyfe

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*again
ftfy

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So if NK is Bran from the past, why is he leading them South? Why does he want to invade

>Family duty honor 4 lyfe
radder words have never been posted

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Who is this supposed to be? Never seen her in the show

Rocky Dennis

A three eyed raven that fails in his duties becomes the next night king.

It's like how a Sportacus that fails to get the town healthy transforms into Robbie Rotten

His autism reached critical mass

Because she's a whore.

She was a northern lord in s6 I think, she had big tiddies

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looks like a tranny

but da boobies tho

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>wants milkies
Definitely /ourlad/

Anglo genetics in action

yes it gives her brain aneurysms

>You're wasting time with such weak bait.
Honestly not bait, I'm out of the loop. Who is Preston, and why do you care so much about his videos? What is his channel name?

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I believe Dany wil die in the books but no way she dies in the show. Her death from any point onwards would unravel more plot than it would tie anything up. Suddenly you'd have all these factions leaderless and in conflict which wouldn't wrap up the show neatly. We /endgame/ now.

REMINDER:
>Dany bought out the Golden Company before she even got to Westeros, it's her secret trump card
>in a call-back to Aerys' defeat, when Cersei tries to use the Golden Company to defend King's Landing from Dany and Jon's armies, Strickland will instead open the gates and begin sacking the city just like Tywin did
>Cersei will try to use wild fire to burn the city to the ground and kill everyone, forcing Jamie to kill her

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She will die, declaring Jon her rightful heir and he'll have the dragons bite Cersei in half as she laughs at her death

She was in the newest episode and they even pointed her out. It was only for a moment though. She is the new leader of the Karstarks

The WW are literally a plot-wrapup force of nature. They could wipe-out the Dothraki or any other army in a single scene.

Dany a cute

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Does anyone else find it jarring how that is so obviously a green screen they're in front of?

she'll day giving Jon triplets, 3 heads of the dragon

Jon will name them Aegon Visenya and Rhaenys

Can't argue with trips of truth, I take it back

Nah dude its totally seamless, you can really tell from how their hair is getting ruffled by the breeze coming from the open landscape around them.

what did she mean by this?

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thats not what she said

She was expecting Jaime back shortly.

Who did she rape?

And they are all born half-retarded incest babies with fucked up faces. Based George subverting tropes once again

My understanding is that Sophie Turner is a drugged out slag who is fine with nudity, so why didn't we see her tits when she lost her virginity to Ramsay?

>she's fine with nudity
and yet she's never actually done any

Believe it or not, Sansa is still in her teens on the show. There are countries where it is illegal to show a naked under-age character on a tv show, even if the actress herself is of legal age.

she's already famous in tv and the movies, why does she need to?

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She's 20 in the show

Will this fucking finally happen next week!? Christ, I've been waiting for this shit for years.

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Is this Brienne and Jamie?

I was thinking 17 or 18. She got her period in S2, so i always figured 12-ish at that point and everyone was constantly going on about how young she was.

i just want some cp with young arya

dany was supposed to be 17 in episode 1

she's apparently asexual or at best lezbean

What are you basing this off?

She was something like 13-14 in the first season. Earlier seasons were generally took place in the span of about a year, except in season 5 which carried on with Tywin's funeral, but that also likely continued on for a year or so. As such, by this point she is 19-20 or so.

Bran is now 18, she's older than Bran

damn

>englishman writes fantasy
>jews destroy it
like pottery

he is barely of english descent

even if being 20 at this point in S8 is true, that would make her extremely borderline, possibly underage still on her wedding-rape / Limitless-ification ceremony scene and thus I don't think they'ld have shown her bobs or any nudity since they'ld have various jurisdictions with weird cp laws wanting to censor the show.

Jesus fucking christ it's worse than I thought.

improving the show edition:

This show could have been salvaged certain parts of the story were fundamentally reworked, specifically in terms of adding/removing various arcs, even with dropping subtle hints here and there for the sake of development.

The number one biggest thing that should have not have been excluded from the show was the actual implication of Viserys’ threat to Daenerys. Viserys is an arrogant shit, but he’s more proud than cruel, which sets him apart from Joffrey. A really good way of demonstrating this would be for Viserys’ statement to become an actual plotline that occurs.
>Daenerys doesn’t want to marry Drogo
>Viserys tells her that he’d let 40,000 dothraki and their horses fuck her.
From that point, whenever the show would cut back to Daenerys’ scenes throughout early season one, it has to build to that actually happening. I haven’t seen black mirror, but I kinda know the first episode is about a senator fucking pig for a ransom. Though he is doubtful at first, it becomes more and more evident that he has to do it. I think something like this in the first few episodes of got should go down in a similar fashion, but with a sharper surprise, and the camera shouldn’t cut away. I don’t know how it happened in Black Mirror, but I saw the very end, and it shouldn’t have it happening offscreen.
The broader implication of the scene does matter, but unlike black mirror which definitely pussied out, the visceral experience and forced horror should be presented explicitly.

>Viserys should’ve actually made the 40k deal with the dothraki for an additional reward, maybe a larger promised crown, (this would better solidify him as prideful)
Through the season, we are shown clips of Daenerys being escorted around the dothraki horde
The climax of this plotpoint would culminate in maybe the fourth or fifth episode, with the first three or four building up to it. The implication began with Viserys proclamation. From that point on, this should have been her major plot point that the early episodes would be building up to. I know that for viewer interest and investor concern, the show had to have Daenerys naked almost immediately. It really would have worked better if we never saw her naked until the climax of this longer plot, as well her virginity not taken either, this being the event is where she loses it.

Here’s the storyboard:
>Viserys: I’d let all 40k yadda yadda
Instead of this just showcasing him being a jerk and dany being apathetic, dany should have a more intense reaction. As soon as he says it,
>dany recoils like she’s been stabbed by something slimy
>the camera immediately cuts up to a close up of her lips as they part and she lets out a little gasp. have the audio do a stereo effect so that the sound oscillates between left and right, giving the viewer a real discomfort like daenerys feels
>This is really important as a cue because it will come back at the end
>Right after this, Daenerys looks like she’s traumatized even more than how she looks by default, she’s haunted. This is on her mind now
As the episodes progress, in the dothraki scene we cut to various shots of horse underside. It has to start out subtle. Maybe someone washing a horses balls in the background.
>in one scene later on, daenerys stares at a someone washing the horses cock and balls. The horse is upset. It stamps around, as the scene goes to slow motion, it the audio remains the same with the horse as it zooms in on daenerys’ face with a dolly effect as her eyes widen and her mouth opens.
>The horses cock gets erect because the horse is upset, and dany takes a hard gulp. The cock erection and the swallowing are closley intercut, as if dany’s swallowing is what the erection sounds like.

That's not what a storyboard is

>Later on, Dany gets more and more paranoid. Why haven’t they taken her yet? The ceremony already happened, the gifts were given, but everyone seems to be preparing for another big festival, they’re all excited for her, what’s going on?
>then, she sees them. The studs. They’ve brought all of the male horses together, and they’re all frustrated and erect. She knows now.
>She tries to resist but she cannot, they tear her clothes off and just as she begins to scream scream, a horsemember is plunged down her throat, this coupled with her attempted scream makes her make a horrible guttural noise, like she’s choking on her own organs.
>The horses keep coming, they dothraki carefully guide two more cocks, gently holding one each against her vagina and anus, and then they spank the horses, and they run straight into her, they smack the third horse upside the head, and it starts tromping as well.
>Danerys is like a a combusiton engine and the horses are the pistons, all three moving ryhtymically in and out.
>tears and soreness expunge from daenerys eyes, blood erupts from her nose, and then her eyes too.
>When it’s over, the horses pull out gently while ejaculitng, the fluids so volumus they take the place of the cocks. She’s still stuffed.
>This is her defining moment.

If DND went with something like this, we’d be seeing an even greater show today. Maybe the show might’ve gone down a road where the sand snakes plotline could’ve been better, or at least last fucking horrible.

How to kill a joke

i was talking about Tolkien.

Can't unsee now

Well, at least you posted all this at the right point in the thread to ensure maximum (you)s

i will fix

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Nice pic fellow boarder

>She's 20 in the show

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Yes, very nice

Dwarf cock wine cock wine dwarf wine wine cock

>She's 20 in the show
Indeed she is, Dany is also about that age. But in the books, she starts at 14, and there is a scene where she gets her older servents to masturbate her.

Is it even legal for GRRM to write that shit? Isn't there also a scene where the Mountain rapes a 14 year old?

I'm a neet (thankfully, not an incel) and even I found this a bit unsettling. How does GRRM get away with it? Why hasn't Robert Mueller confiscated his Hard Drives and USB devices?

It's gonna be look to the east, when they are barely holding there last redoubt episode

the desperation in his eyes
10/10
KINO
IN
NI
ONIK

based

How much better would the show have been had he lived to this point instead of Daenerys?

Boy-king, mad with power tries to lead an army of savages to take back what's his. Hardships, humiliation, and pain, all make him better, stronger, he has dragons but they do not give a shit about him. They eventually recognize him as their master once he's ready, a fighter, a leader of men, and a fucker of a million whores.
A strong king, establishes a dragon dynasty that will last a 1000 years.
...Pretty kino, i guess.

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This is 100% tailored for maximum shekels I absolutely believe it

They're so much softer and smoother than our own skin. You'll cuddle before bed but it might be hard to fall asleep that way. I usually turn around. She however wants some part of us to touch so it's usually the feet that remain in contact. Just there for the comfort of knowing that the person you love is next to you.

>Is it even legal for GRRM to write that shit?
If you are American you can write anything you want. At least until retards give that freedom away with everything else.

edmure

lol