What have YOU accomplished?

If I don’t have a towel I grab my cum and shove it my mouth then beat my self over the head with it. Good way to get high without weed

i found that i aint a total piece of shit

>I could just toss it in the street to frame a random passerby
>Nah, instead I'll fucking burn it and frame an innocent kid
Nigger mentality.

absolutely based

>graduate degree
>6 figure USD income
>Wife, 7 years younger, hot, also makes 6 figure income
>two smart, beautiful kids
>traveled the world

still feeling unfulfilled, please send help

devilish

i managed to spend 3 years doing absolutely nothing

Loneliness....I've mastered loneliness and crippling depression where each day feels more meaningless. I refuse to shower, shave, get dressed and go outside except to buy beer and minimal food....

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If I were a nigger I would have just stolen the bike instead.

Fill your intestines with bleach.

Cmon guys that is too smart for a nigger big He is probably a spic

I love this board

very impressive

you pleb that's fred perry, come back the man is somehow both more and less of a deviant

i've cummed and shitted and farted

What's their sex like?

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I hope the kid was white

How did you react when she told you?

Neck yourself boomer

if this is fake then based as fuck
if this is real then fuck you you're a faggot

My name is johnny Gray not Tommy Day

you're like a lil baby, try 8

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Reddit is that way >>www.reddit.com

I work 3 days a week 7am-7pm as a registered nurse in the operating room and get paid 35 dollars an hour after just graduating college and I've only been working for 8 months. In 4 more months my girlfriend and I are going to move into a nice new apartment. I bought my dream car (a new mustang). Oh, and I've procured tons of mom/son incest JAV subtitles (some that I even made myself by OCRing Chinese subtitles and translating them to English), played nearly 75% of all Japanese VNs featuring mom/son incest, and I've played every western game featuring mom/son incest except for those with terrible renders or broken English writing. It's safe to say I've accomplished quite a lot friend.

You're already gay bro

that's when the kid realized...

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like humping a water bed

You deserve to die

i wageslaved my way to $1.3m

The opposite, faggot

play video games

Not him but why? He said it was a accident

this didnt fucking happen
pics or this shit never happened
Pic related actually happened for reference

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Who is the artist for this particular art piece you've posted?

have sex

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shut up faggot

There's nothing wrong with breeding cockroaches.

Holy fucking based

I'm...honestly not sure.

I went from going to college for the fastest growing career, just for it to collapse in the same time frame it was projected to grow. Sex all the time and got party in FL at all the fun spots. Then the Great Recession happened and I had my emergency savings and credit stolen by girlfriend of 10yrs. So had to leave the perfect apartment in the perfect area to live in my parent's living room on the other side of US where there's NOTHING to do. Been here the past 9yrs. Still stuck in retail. Girlfriend emailed pics of her wedding just to rub it in my face.

So why not kill myself? Well for one, I have an easy job. It's only $14/hr but I spend 1/3 of the day watching Netflix and YouTube vids on my phone. I have everything I could ever want. I saved up 80k and paid off college and debt that was stolen. I'm just waiting for the family to pick a place to move (if I didn't move here, they would've been homeless by now due to rent increases and an injury I paid for), then I can move wherever I want (except states like NY, CA, etc. obviously).

No idea what the future holds, but I'm sure it'll be an adventure. Man, my life has been one wild ride. My two biggest problems are finding my own place and getting laid (9yrs dry...how am I still sane). But this everyone's problem I hear.

>I'm...
Stopped there because you type like a gay

this isn't your personal blog you fucking faggot. and newsflash asshole $14 an hour is complete shit. go fuck your cat faggot

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nice bait

My fucking sides

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>t. (((landlord)))

post pictures of your roach colony then fagot

Do you want to see my dubia roach colony or the Madagascar hissing cockroach colony?

Why does my cum have the consistency of boogers? Boogercum

explain
is that a life time gross, a year, what?

that's what you get for being a chad

I wish I could hug you, user

I'm going to steal this and use it as pasta and there's literally nothing you can do about it

fpsp

Get a job you piece of shit

Here's the dubias

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youtu.be/IpEXM1Yziws
Loneliness is not a phase
Field of pain is where I graze
Serenity is far away
Saw my reflection and cried
So little hope that I died, oh
Feed me your lies, open wide
Weight of my heart, not the size, oh

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Here's the Madagascar hissing cockroaches

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based

after tax money, i'm late 30s

I live forever

Why not just hide the body and pretend like it ran away? You sound like a lvl 50 faggot

>Sex all the time and got party in FL at all the fun spots. Then the Great Recession happened and I had my emergency savings and credit stolen by girlfriend of 10yrs.
BASED
THANK YOU GOD VERY COOL!

>all these newfags
The absolute state.

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>wife thats not an at home wife
shame she doesn’t have a husband to provide for her

That's illegal, retard.

>$14 an hour is complete shit.
>tfw starting a job tomorrow that only pays $8 an hour
It's ok I guess cause I'm 18, right? Right?

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i started the kino meme

>hiding a dead cats body
>illegal
whose the retard?

nice pasta

Preserve my semen for me and make sure my branch lives on immortalanon.

where you going

I'm marrying a PAWG in 2 days, I have a full time job (admittedly not a great one) and I have owned everything I have ever wanted.

These days, that's not half bad.

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>Improper Disposal Of A Body § 75-3-701
Kill yourself, retard

Nowhere, I live in my car.

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Marrying a PAWG is literally just investing into a future fat bitch.
Also, are you a nigger or something? Not many white guys say PAWG, especially not when referring to their wife.

>tfw I read it in his voice

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I live forever in the spirit, I cannot take flesh with me

>hiding the body is illegal
>but framing the neighbor kid for the crime is a-ok ahuh ahuh
Douche. Road kill happens all the time, why is running over a cat legal but hiding the body not? It’s a fucking animal, who gives a shit, grow up and fuck you

>why is running over a cat legal but hiding the body not?
Because it was a accident, retard.

>stimmel-law.com/en/articles/rights-and-obligations-human-remains-and-burial
This law is for human bodies faggot. Animals are not human. I can bury my dog wherever the fuck I want nigger

The fuck up buttmad nigger lmao

How do they know that? I hid the body by accident too user. have sex

>This law is for human bodies faggot.
I never said that it wasn't, retard. Holy shit your autistic

I'm engaged to a girl with a big ass as well.

based
why is Yea Forums so full of faggots?

me on the left

Me on the right

me on the right

I stole a legit post and used it as a pasta like 6 or 7 times, but people haven't caught on yet and still reply to it genuinely. I'm not sure if that's good or bad.

based and boogerpilled

>I never said that it wasn't
>disposing animal bodies is illegal user
Are you a goldfish, 3 second memory? You said that statute applied to animals, it doesn’t. Were your parents siblings?

Calm down he's just practicing JIDF tactics for a job interview. They do it all the time.

Show me where I said it doesn't apply to animals I'll wait, retard.

It doesn’t apply to animals. So if I bury you, it’ll be fine

See >Animals are not human. I can bury my dog wherever the fuck I want nigger
I'm a human, otherwise I would not be able to comment. God your fucking stupid

>I had my emergency savings and credit stolen by girlfriend of 10yrs
> Girlfriend emailed pics of her wedding just to rub it in my face.

damm american men have no fury or rage? if that shit happened here (argentina) the least that bitch have got is beign beaten to death and thats the bare minimum literally , are women in america fearless toward their men i mean with all the sjw shit and "my wife s son" meme i v seen here and other sites im starting to think that women rule your country and life , what a sad country to live

Gib me monies

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>Great Recession happened and I had my emergency savings and credit stolen by girlfriend of 10yrs.

You DO realize if you have had the proof, you could've had her charged with federal crimes, right? THe fuck is wrong with you letting her get away with that shit? Are you an omega bitch?

>I'm a human
source

are you the cat
meow

>source
Pic related, it's me

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