User, have you penetrated anyone yet?

>user, have you penetrated anyone yet?

How do you even respond to something like that? Also Rome thread, I guess.

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>gets mad when he finally penetrates a woman
Wtf was her problem?

blush and mumble something about Roman honor

>the virgin Rome vs the CHAD Spartacus

Even though whores are REALLY expensive now, I am glad I live in the modern world with medicine and hand soap and reliable transportation everywhere. Ancient Rome sucked ass, and everyone smelled like dogshit. All the whores probably had at least 3 STDs each.

I'm sure there were some good times

>probably had at least 3 STDs each.
That seems disputable. Far less travel, far more class segregation. Hell, syphilis didn't even exist in the ancient med.

>Even though whores are REALLY expensive now

How much we talking?

post roman milfs

>spartacus
>shitty costumes and set the show

If her son was going to commit incest, it was going to be with her, Appolodamnit.

I'm sure you can find real skanks for $100 or less, but unless you want to play roulette with diseases and violence, the cheapest decent whores are about $300/hr. $500/hr can get you average/pretty girls who will kiss in my town, but they are paranoid about cops and want LinkedIn profiles. It only goes up from there.

Good point, but there's also lice and shit like that to think of.

>You have to remember, rights don't come in groups we shouldn't have 'gay rights'; rights come as individuals, and we wouldn't have this major debate going on. It would be behavior that would count, not what person belongs to what group.

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why would you pay for a hooker back then. rape must've been ridiculously easy.

Is Rome good? How does it compare to got? I like the early season political intrigue of got but it's kind of gone off the rails

The sets are really cheap; in many cases just CGI backgrounds, like all the colloseum action.

I liked Spartacus for it's earnest effort to structure the language in a way that was at least quasi-Latin.

I read this in Cato’s voice

It’s good and a bit like GoT, though more firmly based in historical reality.

>But, no matter how big or small dictators are, they all accept 100 percent the principle that granting government authority to manipulate our lives and control our property is legitimate and morally acceptable.

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Right. I would have done so much raping they would have written sonets about me

Polly Walker is a goddess. She was also great on Caprica.

Just started watching this. Second episode is one right now. What am I in for?

Typically with a yes or no answer.

>user, have you penetrated anyone yet?
No, have you? Go grab ye ancient dragon dildo, we have work to do

>tryhard trash: The Series

>It’s good and a bit like GoT
It's much fucking better than that trainwreck. Even the second season is better than any GoT.

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God I miss that fucking show, Rome was so good on so many levels, early HBO, deadwood, sopranos, Rome, was the real golden age of television

Why do the good guys always lose, bros?

>HBO aborts all it's good shows early (Deadwood, Rome, Carnivale)
>keeps shoveling money at trash like Westworld
what the fuck is wrong with that network

Normalfags hated all of those shows, Kinovale especially.

I hope normalfags choke on forty dicks

She said that to her son.

>rape women
>entire village hunts you down and kills you

hmmmmmmmmmmm

CITIZENS OF THE AVENTINE

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>Physics doesnt matter and bodies are made of jello so we can show more CGI gore: THE SHOW

Absolutely top tier MILF.

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GO BACK TO GAUL YOU GINGER NOB!

I'LL NOT DENY IT FRIEND I HAVE A GALLIC LOOK ABOUT ME