>Surely you can't be serious?
>I am serious; and don't call me Shirley.
Will this line EVER be topped?
Surely you can't be serious?
Connor Perez
Jordan Reyes
>What is best in life?
Noah Clark
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit quoting Airplane.
Nathaniel Bennett
probably not
actually laughing out loud right now
gets me every time
Nathan Williams
>I'm bringing the party to you
>I don't see how that's a party
Levi Gutierrez
>Is this some kind of bust?
>Yes, it's very impressive
Joshua Howard
>Who are you and how did you get in here?
>I'm a locksmith. And I'm a locksmith.
Nicholas Hill
This shit is so basic yet the delivery sells it effortlessly.
Elijah Clark
>That's impossible, they're on instruments.
Michael Bailey
>A hospital? What is it?
>It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now
Noah Gutierrez
I'll rip his bones
Gabriel Kelly
One thing I really like about this bit is how they got the tower-to-aircraft lingo right. It's not even something moviegoers would know about, but they made a pitch-perfect in-joke about it.
Also, who doesn't like Who's On First routine?
Jack Ortiz
It's not as funny typed out
Ian Hill
>And like a midget in front of urinal, I had to stay on the level
Mason Morris
I always liked than line from Call of Duty 4 Modern Warfare
Jeremiah James
Good thing Yea Forums isn't about cold reading movie scripts
Kayden Sullivan
>You speak jive?
Charles Lopez
What the fuck was his problem?
Dominic Ward
Honestly, that would be a drastic improvement.
Joshua Diaz
baste
Luis Miller
>Nervous?
>Yes, very
>First time?
>No, I've been nervous lots of times
Kayden Cruz
Remember when black people were funny, lovable folks with a smooth demeanor and endearing eccentricities?
Isaiah Nelson
youtube.com
Simply unbeatable
Thomas Myers
All it takes is one too many Hare Krishnas to push you over the edge.
Austin Reed
Randy : Can I get you something?
Second Jive Dude : 'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!
[Subtitle: I ATE SOMETHING THAT IS MAKING MY INSIDES CRAMP UP]
Randy : I'm sorry, I don't understand.
First Jive Dude : Cutter say 'e can't HANG!
[Subtitle: MY BUDDY HERE SAYS HE CAN'T TAKE THIS FOR MUCH LONGER]
Jive Lady : Oh, stewardess! I speak jive.
Randy : Oh, good.
Jive Lady : He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.
Randy : All right. Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine?
Jive Lady : [to the Second Jive Dude] Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da rebound on da med side.
[Subtitle: JUST BE PATIENT MY FRIEND. SHE'S GOING TO BRING SOMETHING ON HER WAY BACK TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER]
Second Jive Dude : What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!
[Subtitle: MA'AM, I'M NOT STUPID. I UNDERSTAND WHAT SHE JUST SAID]
Jive Lady : Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da help!
[Subtitle: GIVE ME A BREAK! IF YOU DON'T WANT HELP, I WON'T HELP YOU!]
First Jive Dude : Say 'e can't hang, say seven up!
Jive Lady : Jive-ass dude don't got no brains anyhow! Shiiiiit.
[Subtitle: NEVER MIND. YOU'RE STUPID, ANYWAY. GOLLY!]
>the birth of the shiiiiiit meme happened 48 years before the 4channel was born
Brayden Scott
hey, it's Enrico Pallazzo!
Austin Clark
I remember when I was a little kid they'd let you in the cockpit and give you a little plastic pin that said "Pilot" on it.
Pretty sure that was the high point of western civilization.
David Martinez
>"""""people"""""
Thomas Nelson
>It's an entirely different kind of flying, altogether
>(all together) IT'S AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT KIND OF FLYING
Joseph Stewart
Sheeeeit comes from an animated film from the 60s.
Juan Watson
This. Airports in the 70's were crawling with them. He was fulfilling the audience's fantasy in that scene.
Asher Lewis
Jokes that are older than even the movies Boomers remember them from.
Thomas Reed
Last one I saw in an airport was in 1997. He had the flower and pamphlet but was by himself and didn't approach anyone.
I wonder where they all went.
Xavier Gonzalez
>I like my coffee black...
>like my men
Jackson Gonzalez
>grow up flying out of civilized airports
>never understand this scene
>first west coast trip hippies and hare krishna shits everywhere in SEATAC
And now I know.
James Stewart
Groundhog Day:
Piano Teacher:
Not bad... Mr. Connors, you say this is your first lesson?
Phil:
Yes, but my father was a piano mover, so
Anthony James
Fucking kek. Just saw the movie yesterday.
Landon Wilson
The best line from this movie is.
Rumack: ... He's a menace to himself and everything else in the air... yes, birds too.
Nathaniel Russell
I don’t get it. Why doesn’t Mr. Serious want Shirley to call him?
Kevin Ramirez
They used to hang out on the Capitol Mall in D.C. I got a free copy of the Bagavad Gita from one. It was called the "As It Is" translation but half of it was commentary from their Putuharapooinloowhoopdeedo swami.
Jose Davis
>tfw when i was like 8 my parents gave me spaceballs, all the naked guns and aeroplane on dvd
Spoof movies are too good
Landon Cox
He's a one-night-stand kind of guy.
Connor Barnes
Carter Taylor
The chucks fuck and suck joke is old too but zoomers won't shut up about it.
Luke Gomez
Based hijackers, getting rid of all the riffraff past security.
Nicholas Nelson
One time me and my girlfriend saw on the TV guide that Airplane was on. We got pumped because it's the best movie ever. Then it turned out to be Airport and we were sad, because that's the worst movie ever. So I dumped her.
Matthew Murphy
Same I remember flying Delta and they'd give that brown wing badge. What happened?
Dylan Hill
Eli Sanchez
No?
Justin Anderson
>zoomers
Formerly millennials.
Samuel Stewart
Kevin Roberts
We let third worlders immigrate to our countries is what.
Dominic Stewart
Owen White
I just want to go back :( I have a bag of those somewhere in my garage with Delta card decks and matches
Grayson Roberts
>We lost Howie the next day.
>Over Macho Grande?
> No. I don't think I'll ever get over Macho Grande. Those wounds run pretty deep.
Sebastian Ross
There may be a way forward but going back is no longer an option.
Landon Young
What made leslie nielsen films so comfy bros?
Owen Perez
The ones in my city always make sarcastic sounding comments when I'm trying to ignore them
>take a wide berth on the footpath
>hey dude, you got hair like a rockstar!
it's just a normal haircut, leave me alone
Lucas Parker
Angel Harris
>and he cracked?
>No! Andy was a rock, he’d never crack
Matthew Martin
Brody Barnes
I just want to tell you both good luck; we’re all counting on you
John Sullivan
>I was very shocked when my son told me his boyfriend was a homosexual
Shouts out a bit of fry and laurie
Nathaniel Howard
>Mrs. Cleaver speaking jive
That was brilliant casting.
Jackson Russell
better fight choreography than TDKR
Isaiah Perez
Camden Hill
>DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY ORANGE SLICES?!?
Xavier Phillips
Unironically, why don't they make these movies anymore?
The Naked Gun movies hold up so well. Even if it bombs, at least TRY it
It's depressing how dead comedy is. A sign of the times I guess
Noah Collins
You have to put a lot of effort into making a movie this clever. It's easier to just do shit, long takes that should be edited and weed jokes.
Landon Young
"This one goes to 11"
Jace Long
>the two mannequins in one cell
Ayden Morales
I just want to tell you both good luck; we’re all counting on you
Luke Hall
Julian Harris
Not a high bar to clear.
James Long
I'm pretty sure I got to see the cockpit as a kid, but did they really let you in during flight or was it only when the plane was landed? I honestly can't remember, it all seems so absurd these days.
Oliver Davis
Airport security told them to fuck off or go to prison.
Wyatt Flores
Have you been in a turkish prision Yea Forums?
Nathan Richardson
You would need people with a lot of talent first. Good luck finding that in Hollywood.
Elijah Reed
>why don't they make these movies anymore?
There were a lot of trash parodies made in the mid 2000's, more than you're probably aware of. Shit so derivative and bad that few can remember them. Epic movie, date movie, vampires suck and dozens others all got spammed in the mid 2000's, poisoning the well and turning people off the genre.
Isaiah Collins
I just want to tell you both good luck; we’re all counting on you
Joseph Ross
>You're a big guy
>For you
Adrian Gomez
As a kid I remember being able to see the cockpit and the pilots would let me sit in their laps and play with the controls. They used to have a pilots changing room up there too where the pilots could change into fresh clothes. Don't know if they still do.
Justin Morgan
>who’s on first
I love the “over macho grande” one they do in the courtroom scene in Airplane 2.
Christian Lewis
How many times do you figure he made that joke?
Dylan Baker
I remember not understanding this at all as a kid. Nobody is allowed to do that shit on the east coast.
Anthony Turner
>striker? Never heard of him
>actually I take that back, we were like brothers.
Jacob Moore
and leslie nielsen was in every single one of them
he killed comedy
Chase Barnes
>What happened?
?
Lucas Scott
>en.m.wikipedia.org
can I have a tl;dr version?
Leo Diaz
Do you like movies about gladiators?
Julian Morgan
Jordan Lopez
>Unironically, why don't they make these movies anymore?
Do you understand what these movies were? They are spoofs of gentile movies that were played straight. These movies' entire purpose was to spoof the white patriarchal power structure.
Why don't they make them anymore? Because Jews now control the projection of the white patriarchal power structure across Disney's Avengers to Weiner's Mad Men to Roseanne. And in a way, all three are even better spoofs of gentile culture but now we're so submissive we barely understand what we're watching. Whereas Airplane, this sounds dumb, but it made a lot more white people mad, they understood its purpose.
This reply is to true for Yea Forums. But imagine if Yea Forums seriously wanted to destroy culture and had the resources. And it was old Yea Forums, not you user. That's Airplane.
Clueless
Asher Hughes
Only pre-flight. Usually during boarding.
Asher Turner
THEY BOUGHT THEIR TICKETS
Samuel Cook
Unsterile cabin
Evan Ross
Eli Wood
>Maybe we oughta turn on the searchlights now
>No...that's just what they'll be expecting us to do
Samuel Bennett
'I like the cut of his jib'
'I like the cut of his hair'
From Venture Bros. Venture Bros has the best wordplay of any tv series I've ever seen.
Wyatt Harris
every single frame was so dense, there's so much going on
Joshua Cruz
In the mid 90s I only remember them allowing ppl in while landed not mid flight
Ethan Hall
>what are your qualifications?
>rape... murder... arson... rape...
>you said rape twice
>I like rape
It was a different time.
Brandon James
Try the first paragraph.
The Houston riot of 1917, or Camp Logan riot, was a riot by 156 soldiers of the Third Battalion of the all-black Twenty-fourth United States Infantry Regiment after disagreements with the Houston Police Department. It took place over a single night, and resulted in the deaths of four soldiers and 16 civilians. The rioting soldiers were tried at three courts-martial for mutiny. Nineteen were executed, and 41 were sentenced to life imprisonment.
Jonathan Young
what happened to notre dame was honestly fucking hilarious
Samuel Hill
unironically this but unironically
Chase Miller
No. You weren't alive back then so your understanding of race relations was gleamed from pop culture.
Eli Cruz
He couldn't deal with them right now.
Jayden Collins
Drebin: “That’s the right-light district. I wonder why Savage is hanging around down there.”
Hocken: “Sex, Frank?”
Drebin: “Uh, no, not right now, Ed.”