Beyond a certain age, a man who's never had a girlfriend can be a dangerous thing

Having a gf doesn't instantly mean sex and loss of virginity, for me it's about staying celibate until marriage

I don't possess the social awareness to even recognize my failures, sorry Woody

>tfw no puffy elf pusy

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but i've always masturbated to girls, i can't be gay

I only lack the work but I make up for it by having the nicest property in the county

>23 and still haven't popped my cherry
Theres still time, r-right?

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Fuck of Mr.Shekelstein.

My dad had me at 31.

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He said probably because he doesn't know you.

i've decided to start matching with fat tinder chicks. it's actually working and i might finally lose my virginity at 25

i didn't want to do it this way Yea Forums but the memes are getting to me

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>referring to it as "popping your cherry"
there is no hope for you.

What counts as losing your virginity? Cause I got a blowjob from a fag when I needed a ride home two towns away after a night clubbing. I didn't get a boner and I think he got offended. I told him I'm straight and probably had whiskey dick. Did I pop my cherry?

>past the age of 20, a man who's never had a girlfriend, first kiss, first blowie, any kind of intercourse in general, held hands, or even spoken with a girl (besides relatives) and has severe Aspergers can be a dangerous thing

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>Past the age of 27, a man who's still a virgin can be considered a bad thing.

are you fucking retarded or something? you have stick your dick in a pussy or an asshole to lose it.

how has nobody explained this to you?

>Past the age of 18, have sex

how fat are we talking? a slampig is fun but a whole hog is a bad time

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>tfw had 7 skinny tinder chicks

>last 3 were all thick to fat

Idk what happened desu, but the girls just kept getting thicker and thicker. It's not so bad really if you find one who's cute in the face, just don't settle down and make her your gf. It's super embarrassing to be in public with an actual FAT girl.

>It's super embarrassing to be in public with an actual FAT girl.

not if your fat though. people see fat couples and say "yeah that makes sense". but yeah user, it is pretty funny seeing a skinny dude with a super fat chick.

If one of them is nice, take them for walks, cook them dinner but make it salad, pretend there's an emergency and you have to run somewhere, get them slimmed down a bit.

youtube.com/watch?v=sRgSkE3ObV4&feature=youtu.be

a little bit of belly fat on an otherwise relatively skinny girl is pretty based desu, HOWEVER, once you hit waist>hips you're gonna have a bad time.
I, however, will gladly make fat girls better for you user.

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>tfw 29yo touchless virgin hikki NEET

I'm dangerous

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I used to work at a hotel and sometimes I'd see fat chick/skinny man couples. The guy always looked exactly like "the virgin walk" and the girl would do all of the talking and pay for the room, it was obvious who wore the pants in those relationships.

yeah i've seen that at my jobs too. super skinny bitch boys with fat obnoxious ham planets. i feel bad for 3/10 dudes that can't do any better. my cousin is 350 pounds and she absolutely wrecks her 150 pound boyfriend. shits hilarious

honestly fat chicks are almost always super nice and reserved or wildly obnoxious. if i can land a cute 6/10 maybe i'll bring her to the gym with me. it's weeding out the loud-mouthed obnoxious types that's going to be hard

I respect your experiences as you've probably left your home more than me, but I have only ever met the loud, sassy type. I think that personality pops up as a defense mechanism to stave off bullying about weight.

And look at where you are

met this fat weird chick on tinder, should i lose my kissless virgin powers with her?

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how can we judge if we can't see her face you colossal faggot

At first I thought it was just vaginal penetration. But then thought maybe anal penetration counted as well. Then I thought, 'well the mouth is just another orifice. Is it just the act of penetration using your penis into the orifice of another person? Is there such a thing as 'oral penetration'?'. Hencr my question.

>Those shoulders
>That busted face that you can tell she has just by her cheek
It's rough but if it's the best you can do, then go for it

STOP

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Touché nigger, touché

Why is she making a fist?

How can I overcome the anxiety of socializing with women. Is it literally just practice makes perfect? I always end up missing opportunities or syking myself out and then it makes me depressed

Its pussy mate. Girls dont value the butthole or the mouth hole like the pussyhole. Penetrate the pussy and leave no doubt.

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I am in no place to talk, but if she has to be fat, she should at least have curves. That is the definition of fridge body. Her torso is a goddamn rectangle man. Get out of there.

Therapy. You cant do it on your own, you will just keep failing.

legally speaking it's buttholes too. some people do have their own personal definition of virginity but for the most part it's pussies and buttholes

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you literally have to not care about the rejection or her opinion of you if the interaction turns awkward or whatever. keep trying to talk to people and find a connection. if it doesn't work out it doesn't work out.

No. I just explained that it is not buttholes.

Girls think butthole is not real sex. So it isnt.

Aren't hookers an option? They are cool and ok with anything since you are paying.

My first time was with one, the second as well...

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Hey Yea Forums do yourself a favor, don't get married.

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Chad here. Lost virginity at 15.

AMA

you are right about why they act that way. When they get older, around age 24, they start to calm down and realize that nobody is fucking them because of their personalities. in fact same guys for fat dudes too. more so with grills however

Dangerous in what way, and to whom?

Got abused by an older girl and lost mine at 9y come at me

Why so late?

I lost mine at 12.

Calm down beta bobs. AMA

you're retarded. you literally retarded. maybe stupid, ignorant girls think that but actual functioning adults know the real definition of sex is penetration with either the vagina or ass

stupid kids think that. don't tell me you're a stupid kid? on this board? no way, right?

God

I'm being serious. I lost mine at 12. My friends lost theirs at 13 and 14.

15 and 16 is late for a Chad. So why so late?

What age but with marriage?

Convince me to stay volcel please :(

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she's getting ready to punch D.W

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it's because your lats aren't big

>adults know the real definition of sex is penetration with either the vagina or ass

No, dumbshit.

If you cant impregnate the girl in the hole then it doesnt count. Period.

You've already lost out on teenage love. The blissful love in high school where having a job or material possessions wasn't important in getting a girl and living with your parents was normal.

>I'm being serious. I lost mine at 12. My friends lost theirs at 13 and 14.
Reality isnt that bad kid. Come back to it.

A virgin girl getting fucked in the ass will still say shes a virgin and shell be right. Therefore it stands to reason that a virgin boy fucking only ass will still be a virgin.

It's really all about fucking the hole that can make babies. That's the real qualifier for both male and female virgins.

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>Ywn fuck Link

Whatever man.

I had my dick sucked when I was 10. That is reality. Meh to you.

Meh. Sounds like overrated normie trash.

You must have the personality of a cardboard cut out of Brie larson

My buddy lost his at 12 to a 14 year old girl. I think you underestimate what an entire generation being brought up on easily accessible internet porn has done.

CRAWWWWLING INNNN MY SKINNNNNNNNNN

>17
>haven't had sex since
>only one kinda-relationship
>now 23

me on top
my dick down bottom

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is Yea Forums really just an /r9k/ outpost now

Its only gonna get worse.

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Was this man, a dangerous to people?

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that level of arcane power is not to be trifled with. the simple sight of a woman could have caused an outpouring of power that might have cracked the planet. good thing the monks kept it frosty.

I'm 23 now and I've been in 3 relationships that lasted longer than 2 years, I find women intolerable--if they didn't have pussies we'd treat them the same as niggers and mexicans.

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>I lost mine at 12. My friends lost theirs at 13 and 14.

This makes me think that you are black

Thing is that this is absolutely right.
But society isn't trying to solve that problem, or in fact even admitting it exists. It's actually exacerbating it.

I recommend getting on Hinge. It's a dating app like Tinder but seems to be for actual relationships instead of just hookups like Tinder has become. I use it passively, meaning I created a profile and now simply wait for girls to "like" my profile, then sift through my likes and decide who I want to like back to start a conversation. I've had it for 5 months and gotten an average of 2 likes a day. If nothing else it can help you practice talking with girls, if your social skills aren't the greatest, and it also gives you a bit of self-esteem boost when you get likes.

unironically just got all this at 28 minus the kid fuck that noise

I've had 2 relationships that lasted longer than 3 years and I concur. My last one ended over 3 years ago and I have had no desire to start another one.

>doesn't like based mexicans
Maybe you're the problem

This. Mexicans are probably the best race overall. Sure the shitty ones are REALLY shitty, but the regular ones are pretty based.

>20
>managed mutual loss of virginity
wew i barely made it lads

I wish you’d stay in Yea Forums mate I’ll tell you that much

I hope this is bait.

>this entire comment

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jesus absolute christ

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>be me
>quiet, kinda funny
>work night shifts in a store cus it suits my sleeping patterns
>few years pass, get way more confident, hitting gym and bulking up, talking with girls
>still a kissless 22 year old virgin

Shit hurts, wish I could find someone, I don't even care about losing my virginity, I just want to find someone that likes me and wants to be with me.

At 22 women don't care what you look like, they aren't going to fuck you or admire you because you have a shitty pariah job. You need to demonstrate your value to society to make people like you. If that isn't something you think is worthwhile you should just get over it.

Ever done psychedelics or even better, pure mdma?
>go to Europe (land with some actual culture)
>take mdma
>go to a trance festival
Will change your life for good

What does this even mean? How can it be a bad or dangerous thing?

Do girl act like this when they see you?

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Only when the /pol/nigger rage subsides and the sadness kicks in

Men become depressed and suicidal. On the way out they might want to take people with him.

What is it with this topic tonight? Yea Forums was just having a similarly self obsessed pity party, and got assmad when I told them to man the fuck up

Believe it or not, women react to men
Who act like men. Be picky, avoid crazies and fucking man up. You'll get your dicks wet in no time.

I wouldn't know because I haven't been in the same room with a female who isn't 20+ years older than me and married in over 10 years.

have sex

Last semester I started attending a club at my college and during one discussion I openly made multiple (relatively clean) rape jokes and basically all of the girls in the room still laughed at them. Too bad I wasn't attracted to any of them.

that's really late, i lost it at 23 and I feel like a loser because everyone is supposed to get laid by 14-16.

>pretend not to be interested in women and you'll get laid
I guess this might work if you're actually in social circles with women a lot of time, but a lot of us don't have that. What do I do, go walk in a bar and ignore the women and just sit by myself and then I'll get laid?

Hookers are an option but if you fall in love with one who laughs at you and you become a serial killer don't say no one warned you

don't worry
you'll be saying "there's still time" right up to the door of wizard school
I should know, I have 7 months left and I've said that shit my whole life

You're so damned annoying, user. You posted this for sympathy, because the incels here will give it freely to any other pathetic soul.

The reality is that YOU are what is holding you back. Pick a girl you know who:
>you find attractive
>is single
>laughs at all your jokes
>isn't a huge fucking cuntbag (can't stress this enough)
>you laugh at, at least some of her jokes, without having to force it
And ask her out to have a fucking coffee.

Jesus tapdancing motherfucking christsiccles on a skillet...

I'm 23 and still never been on a date or kissed a girl. Help.

lmao

Talking with girls is not enough. You have to be more forward and take a chance.

>just don't be single
How about you neck yourself you dingus

>Pick a girl you know who:
How many girls do you think we know? We don't have social circles, we're out of high school. If we're meeting a girl it's going to be a stranger. Give real advice.

sounds like a lot of work i'd rather just fap

I'm becoming a wizard in October too. Already have my wizard tower built.

Theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=-hz-yiQkmGY
Feelsbadman

(Run on sentance incomming)
So, instead of think about what I said in a non specific way, realize you can apply it to your situation, analyse said situation and work out a plan of action, you instead inserted fantasy scenarios having nada to do with what I said and then call em out on THAT.

wow.

Just be schizoid and simply do not give a shit about sex or relationships it's easy

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If it isn't a Telvanni-style tower with no stairs so you can't even get in if you don't know how to levitate I'm disappointed in you

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Not having a gf doesnt even bother me anymore, what really demoralizes me is that my parents seriously think I'm gay

>give specific instrictions to a specific person in a specific scenario
>moron generalized it into a non specific statement

Yeah, I'll get right on that necking of myself, my man.

It's hilarious how women think men are single because they're just lazy. Maybe if you cunts stopped focusing on cheating and/or sharing the top 20% of men there wouldn't be a relationship crisis in the West.

Men are motivated by a want for power, you can have a man who wants women, money, and power desperately but can't get any because he's a loser--this man is likely to become frustrated and seek the sensation of power either through violence or other deviant behavior. In years past these men would be killed or bullied into obscurity but now we have to keep them and they can buy guns.

I was 23 when I first went on a real date and had sex - I never told her I never had sex before and it wasn't an issue. Kissing is a natural thing and she helped me without knowing it was my first time kissing and doing everything else by telling me to slow down . You'll make it, bro. You do have to go outside once in a while to get a girl to want to hang out with you, which is a downside

>past a certain age, a boy who's never had a Nintendo can be a bad thing

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>suddenly remember that girl in uni who I orbited like a beta bitch
>did her homework and wrote research papers for her
fuck

The guy who I responded to said he talked to WOMEN. You retard.

The fact that you think your advice had any merit at all is how I know you're a woman.

it's annoying how common this line of thinking is. being autistic around women doesn't mean you like dudes.

More power to you, my man.

All except 80 points. I was friends with two popular dudes which resulted in us hanging with plenty of girls.

Damn Zelda looks like THAT?!?!

Me except working on both the failed and normie parts

Based, maybe if we hit 315 in bench for reps we'll get a gf

I don't understand some men need to have a women in their life, It not worth the hell to keep them, I much rather live my life in peace.

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>pretend not to be interested in women and you'll get laid

this is a stupid meme and poorly communicates the original message which is that women find busy men attractive.

everybody gets one, user
as long as you learned from it and don't become a chronic orbitor, you're fine

>you find attractive
>is single
>laughs at all your jokes
>isn't a huge fucking cuntbag (can't stress this enough)
>you laugh at, at least some of her jokes, without having to force it

Step 1 - locate a unicorn

lmao the most i did was help install ms word and shit. that's on another level.

I had many chances to start relationships but my friends were always faster and acted with 0 remorse for my goals with women. In fact, when they knew I was pursuing a relationship it made them want to fuck and chuck them even more.

29 years old here, never had a girlfriend or sex and never been on a date in my life. Got a half black girl in bed twice but just didn't want to fuck her apparently.

It's not hell to keep them. It's harder owning a cat.

Not him, but I don't think you understand just how little contact many young males have with women. I haven't talked to a woman that isn't a family member, human resources/accounting or service worker in like 5 years.

I have a job (no women), went to uni (no real context to meet the few women that were in my faculty) yet I simply never meet any.

So number one, I'm a man, baby. Second; holy shit you're stupid. Third, try talking to women in normal scenarios. Like, see a cute grill at work, go introduce youraelf and see how ahe reacts. Lastly, blaming 100% of your problems on women isn't helpimg your chances. Just sayin.

>Got a half black girl in bed twice

You're fine then. Just need that extra boost. Drink more whiskey next time.

that's kinda fucked up but if you don't strike while the iron is hot..that's on you. it's not like you have a claim on the woman. did they hide it from you? if they did then they aren't really your friends.

Then they are not your friends, they are people that you project your idea of friendship onto, people you hang out with, but they don't respect you

>went to uni
>didn't meet any girls

What the fuck were you doing, retard?

>I haven't talked to a woman that isn't a family member, human resources/accounting or service worker in like 5 years

That's still a lot of women, user. More than enough to pluck one off.

No, cats are easier to care for, girl are more self-center and harder to please than cats

I work in a company and there are definitely women there, but I'm a manager so I pretty much can never make any kind of move on any of them if I don't want to get fired.

No? Everyone, including teens is having less sex than before

Mechanical engineering.
>family member
>old women at work
>harrassing cashiers/waitresses
fucking americans

>22
>have my own car, apartment, prestigious paid internship
>in law school
>hobbies like mountain biking, camping, film, reading
>lift 3 times a week
>still no gf
Was it always like this, or has it gotten significantly harder to acquire one in modern times?

LITERALLY FUCKING THIS. I'm a heterosexual virgin myself but I knew a guy like that and honestly he just should have told everyone he was gay. He even kissed one of my male friends before. Like seriously stop fucking around and just let people know what's up with you.

>see a cute grill at work,
nigger with a mcjob detected

That's your signal to pounce, moron. You're supposed to compete and beat them to the punch. Once you heard that your friends planned on moving in you shouldve been on the case that night. That's totally on you. Your friends were just doing what guys do.

how the fug do you talk to women when you are boring as fuck and have autistic hobbies?

>cats are easier to care for

Nope. Cats scratch up everything and spray and diarrhea everywhere when they're sick, and they cough up hairballs. Women are 100x lower maintenance.

It simple, you don't.

Ok, so how's that guy gonna meet a woman then? Should I have played 20 questions with him first, to get to the bottom of his individual, snowflake problem, and then given ultra specific advice?
He generalized, so I generalized back at him, but still in reference to the scenario he presented. So it was pecific (enough) in that way.

Also, I'm a man, and I honestly think that you just decided I "must" be a woman, because I disagree with your particularly self centered, self serving world views. Because women are the root of all evil, right?

I tried before and got beat up, next time I was cut with a broken bottle. I stopped fighting over bitches after that.

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Some women are quite willing to sleep with losers and misfits and outcasts. They're called hookers. That's what they're for.

what the fuck? i hoped you stopped hanging out with these people.

>harrassing cashiers/waitresses

Plenty of guys fuck cashiers and waitresses they just met. They dont consider it harassing. If you initially think of it as harassment you've already lost.

Think of it more like, "this girl is lovely and I think I'd like to get to know her and if I dont say something now I may never see her again so I better just tell her how I feel." And hope you're charming. A few hours later and shes sucking your dick.

I did not do that haha, incel

I'm also a phoneposter

it's a pain in the ass to find a hooker that pretends to enjoy/care. can't really blame them either, who the fuck really wants to fuck strangers for a living?

never gonna make it

It is.
Adult relationships are way better and meaningful.

not true dude, losers and misfits and outcasts have been tricking women to have sex for free for centuries

how about stop being a beta bitch and go talk to girls then, retard

What? No no. It usually does not end up in fighting, user. First come first serve. Once you get there first the others back off until the situation changes. Thats the typical game.

Here's the thing dude, I was drinking a ton of whiskey at the time to try to alleviate my nerves, still didn't work. In fact, I drank all the time. I've been drinking for 10 years and drinking alcoholically for the latter 6 of them until now. It just didn't help.

I own many cats, and all women I was with was more dirty or more annoying and bring more me more hell than any of my cats, so I know what which is worse, None of my cats was ever as bad, as most of the women I met.

You know, I believe you really feel that way.

The problem is that you can't create the ideal beforehand. Everyone thinks they deserve a literal 10/10 bombshell, and it's not the case.

I met a woman who is cute and sexy as fuck, flirted with me, laughed at all my stupid jokes, fit 90% of my particular fetishes (even the ones you can't tell until you talk about sex), was single, wasn't a cunt at all AND I found her dumbass girl humor cute. And I was a 30 year old virgin with no experience with women when this happened.
We're getting married in 2 days.

Get on my level fucktard.

if you actually abuse alcohol no wonder you have ED

>Adult relationships are way better and meaningful.

Why would you lie on the internet my dude

is the world really full of lonely, single men?

So you're saying gays are virgins?

Exception vs rule, user.
Also, enjoy losing half your stuff in a fe years

Sex is overrated. The real value is finding someone who likes you so much, they're willing to lick your grimy skin pole.

I pray you get divorced and she rapes you for your income and takes your children within 5 years you smug fuck.

probably, before all the lonely and horny dudes would go off and die in some retarded war and the ones that made it back would either an hero or they'd be chads

Former 30 year old virgin over here. A 300 lb, smelly, balding one, at that. To say I "don't know" about that is like saying Adalf fuckimg Hitler doesn't know about ovens.
I'm currently engaged, and a father of two.

Get on my level.

Also lonely single women who get dick on a regular basis.

I don't think I've met a woman who I wanted to be involved with.

>Sex is overrated
It’s not about the sex, it’s about knowing there’s someone out there who actually wants YOU
Banging a thousand hookers won’t satisfy that primal need. It hurts.

So instead of refute my claims and advice, you resort to assumptions and insults. That'll help you fellas oit a TON

What's next? Gonna make fun of spelling errors?

>last 2 months
>start getting compliments from women, usually attractive, about my clothes
>probably like 10 times by now

Like it feels good, but I think they like the clothes themselves more than they do me. Don't wear anything that special anyway

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Hooters are illegal and sketchy as fuck. I could probably be safer scoring heroin than fucking a hooker.

>first come first server

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I have never done anything with a woman in almost 30 years of life besides make out with a few chicks, but I literally can't imagine having done work for them in school or anywhere else. The most I ever did for girls was burn them CDs. I'm honestly really sorry this happened to you. I mean seriously, if you bend over backward for them they will never ever respect you in any way.

You're making this shit up, psycho.

>Hooters are illegal and sketchy as fuck
lmao fucking americans

suck my dick

women are impossible of being alone with a smart device

wow

Jokes on her, I got nothing for her to take.

Not him, but you do realize that your story literally helps no one and probably no one wants to be you either. You get that right?

If you hit on women at work, you guaranteed are a mcjob having (probable) nigger.
If you have an actual career you don't do that. Not any more man.

Sounds like you devote to much attention to yourself and need to involve yourself in more social activities where you can meet women. Online dating is sham, if you want to meet a woman to date you're going to have to do it like the majority of men where they meet women through work, through friends, or through family.

You just need to talk more to women, that's 90% of the problem with guys who have trouble picking up women.

I really hurt yer feels eh, bru?

Despite your childish remarks,

Do you have any idea how many guys start affairs with secretaries, interns, or assistants? At all?

>Being a virgin
lmao just go to Showpark, they have an excellent late night buffet

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>Past the age of 29

I'm 31

>family

Check, married with son on the way

>house

Check, actually just moved into my second house that I've owned now.

>Paid off car

Check, I had a Jeep Wrangler but i crashed it. Now I drive a 2013 Subaru Outback. It just works, which is all I need.

>completed higher education

Check, but it was just leftist indoctrination (liberal arts degree)

>full time benefitted job

Check

>And at least one child

Doesn't that fall under family? But as I said, in 2 months, that's a check.

Did I make it bros?

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Yeah, and they lose their careers over it.

Checked
They are though.
Protip: avoid normal western women tainted by these contemporary ideas of "equality". Go for conservative or christian girls.

nobody fucks cashiers you fucking moron, at least not here.

thank you for reddit spacing

I can not understand anything if people don't do that

what the fuck is wrong with your keyboards nigger

Pffft a lot of men get married with young women they start banging through work. It's not just the guys who start affairs that's just how a lot of older men start families and meet women. It's not like the old days where marriages were often arranged or virtually pre-set based on inherent issues of geography and social ostracism now that we live in the "golden age of egalitarianism".

If you want to attract a woman for a long term partner, have some competence, looks, and power then just tall with women. Otherwise you can just bang loose whores to your hearts content. It's not hard to get laid

As long your wife doesn't divorce rape you, everything is going great for you.

Literally have sex: The Thread

Yes

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it's incredibly easy to get laid and yet for some reason i just cannot summon the effort to do it

>Tfw I've had waitresses give me their numbers before but I've never hit them up for casual sex afterwards
Desu it's not usually worth it. I'm not having the possibility of knocking some chick up catch up to me and there are better uses of my time

Wow what? He's not really that wrong.

I'm amaze how long this thread last.

jannie confirmed for incel

so whats stopping the next war? what will happen? how many will be sacrificed?

All you have to do is be some drugged out degenerate , talk with another druggie slut of a woman then fuck at some rave or music festival.

It takes no effort at all. Some women are called the village bicycle for a reason

I want to be choked inbetween her thighs

hey faggot - turn off Mad Men, because life ain't like that any more.

Nothing to do with the content of your post, but when you see your pic related, I'm convinced that people who live "normal lives" find much more of a need to shame people that don't. And often times they aren't even happy with what they have. So it's like to those normies, why should I be like you again? Can they tell me why I should do that?

Sex is overrated. Spooning on a sofa on a rainy night, feeling her warmth next to you, breathing in the scent of her hair. Now that’s bliss

I swear all these stats/stories itt are just movie tropes and porn plotlines

ive actually been to a few festivals and made out with some chicks there. the logistics of fucking in such a situation did not appeal to me, what the hell was i supposed to do, abandon my friends and follow her to some corner and do it? surrounded by a crowd of people? wtf man, i was psyched just kissing shit. the ground at festivals is fucking disgusting. also got psyched out another time since my friends were all watching and grinning and it felt like i was putting on a performance.

>WAAAAAAAH! I WANT SOMEONE TO LOVE ME!
>advice is given
>YOU'RE LYING! YOU HAVE NO CLUE HOW HARD IT IS TO NOT BE LOVED
>refute such claims, and return insults in kind
>YUR A STUPID HEAD AND NO ONE WANTS TO BE LIKE YOU, EVEN THOUGH PREVIOUSLY STATED OTHERWISE!!!!

Sorry kiddo, but ya gotta git on mah LEVEL.

Also, I met this girl at work. I introduced myself to her. We hit it off. I in no way acted like a creep ever (for once in my life) now we're doin great.

All things I have mentioned in seperate posts. Not hard to follow the narritive.
Personally, I can't give specific advice about how to meet women, because it just happened to me. After 39nyears of being a self obsessed and somehow also self hating loser like yoi retards.
As it just happens to people all the fucking time. Because that's life.

Most normal people (from what I gather) try out multiple partners before settling down. So mayne that's a more attainable goal than shooting for the one on your first shot. I don't know. But you people are insane and asinine.

You all circle jerk about how lonely you are, and when someone points it out (albeit in a jerky way) and offers what advice he can, the place erupts in a fit of pure hatred, because someone made it.

Fuck all you losers. I was a wizard, and now I'm with a hot PAWG and actually enjoy being myself. And yeah, I'm smug, but I got here because I seized an opertunity and gkt exactmy what I wanted. And I'm undeniably better than every one of you losers who just won't try at all, and seek the pity of strangers for solace for being worthless.

art imitates reality?

>the can't find hookers as easily without Backpages.

yeah i would

me on the left

you should know by now no one in these threads wants advice. they all know the problem is themselves except for the really mentally ill/delusional ones.

This is the equivalent of a boomer telling you that if you want a job, just walk straight up to the manager and shake their hand on the spot.

Can confirm. Women always fuck for free drugs. You just have to be in the mindest of not giving a fuck about how much of you douche move it is, but they're pretty much whores anyways.

>what if Zelda was a girl

We don't live in an age of egalitarianism at all. Women get a huge amount of slack.

No, more like incels making up stories online and using tropes as a guideline

>Life ain't like that anymore
What, women aren't attracted to powerful, competent men anymore because muh feminism? Get real, there are going to be hundreds of thousands more Harvey Weinsteins around the world and all the bitching that soccer mom's and blue haired dykes can muster won't change the fact that women get horny. Doesn't mean men like that are moral, but they are a permenant part of any society due to inherent flaws in human behavior.

There is a certain amount of biological determinism you need to recognize about human behavior desu.

Do eet

At least people actually discuss things in these threads.

How tall are you?

>beyond a certain age, a man who's never had a lawnmower can be a dangerous thing

Also mowing fucking sucks.

is whining about how women are whores and refusing to try and fix the problem really a discussion?

>implying

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I'm 29, and live mainly reclusively. I remain religiously chaste to this day, and mostly just do my work, and read books and do yard work at home. Marriage is probably something I may not end up doing unless I make more money to support the living costs, or unless I may marry a woman OK with living a more economically poor lifestyle.