Wanna know how I got the scar?

>Wanna know how I got the scar?

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sucking dick?

my mother was a drinker

if someone with a cleft palate (or whatever its called) can comfortably get in front of the camera as much as Joaquin, then you can go outside without being insecure user

Eating a strawberry off of a very sharp knife?

eating pineapple

Trying to remove an avocado pit with the knife in your mouth?

>Wanna know how I didn't get the 'scar?

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Was it from Society?

>I'm going to watch Joker because it has meme potential

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Soí boį alert

>wanna know how i got my o-scar?
pic related

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I look worse though

eating pineapple?

>Joaquin Phoenix
>His mother, Arlyn (née Dunetz), was born in The Bronx, New York, to Jewish parents whose families were from Hungary and Russia.
>Arlyn left her family in 1968 and moved to California, later meeting Phoenix's father while hitchhiking. They married in 1969, then joined a religious cult, the Children of God, and began traveling throughout South America.
>Phoenix is widely known for his animal rights advocacy and is a vegan.
>Phoenix is a member of In Defense of Animals and PETA and has campaigned for both.
And to finish it
>They changed their last name to Phoenix, after the mythical bird that rises from its own ashes, symbolizing a new beginning.
>Around this time, Joaquin began calling himself "Leaf"
makes you think

how? joaquin's pretty goofy looking even without the scar

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seriously, how?
why didn't he got it removed?

RUFF RUFF

DESPITE BEING 13% OF THE POPULATION PITBULLS ACCOUNT FOR 90% OF BITES

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It was a birth scar apparently.

What is that? A scar

CLEFT

Yes

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Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was....an American. And a friend of Israel. And one night I go off to the doctor. Doc gets the scalpel to begin the operation. I didn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the scalpel to my penis, rubbing his hands while he does it. Turns to me and he says "Why so antisemitic?" Comes at me with the scalpel,"Six million?" He sticks the blade in my foreskin. "Lets put a scar on that cock!"

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Wow fuck this future

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he was born like this because when he was a embryo his halfs didn't mend the right way, you can fix it with surgery when the bebe is born
this is why his back looks fucked up too in the trailer

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OY VEY

he's attractive enough to get auditions. there's actor ugly, and then real life ugly.

in fact could've been even worse, but we don't have photos of bebe joaquin to ever know

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when a woman gets pregnant you can actually see the line where the halfs of the body mended together when she was an ambryo

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Yeah pretty sure his mom just told him it was an in utero scar.

underrated kek

Nice meme

7/10

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How? I am not white.

Only third worlders get cleft palates, so how did Phoenix get one then?

...

underrated

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I have a scar on my upper lip from falling on my face as a child and slicing my lip open, people always thought it was a cleft palate and it sucks.