Here are the 3 post credits scenes, faggots.
1. Spider-Man Far From Home footage. Nick Fury recruits Jake Gyllenhaal’s character for a mission in Europe. He talks about sightings of large elemental creatures. Jake agrees to go, but the sinister music implies he has ulterior motives.
2. This one will be hard to explain. Scene on Asgard featuring Thor, and a group of other Avengers. This group is supposedly the Illuminati (storyline from the comics, in case you didn’t know) and this shows how they’re formed. Towards the end of the movie, the Avengers agree to destroy the stones, a process which is trusted to Tony, Strange, and Nebula. But they don’t do it, and they trick everyone into believing it’s done. Some others are in on the ruse. So anyways, this group (Tony, Strange, Nebula, Black Panther) goes to Asgard to meet with Thor. It is here that we learn Thanos is not actually dead, he’s in an Asgardian prison, hooked up to Tony’s machine from Civil War. But it’s powered by the Reality Stone now. They are trying to figure out what Thanos knows, because he earlier indicated of “threats to the universe and all of existence” that are bigger than him. I can’t remember word for word what is said during the conversation, but I think it implies nobody else knows that Thanos and Tony are still alive. Also, they have access to all the stones except the Mind Stone. Apparently, Vision has it and nobody knows where he is
3. Another scene with Nick Fury, except this time, we can’t see who he’s talking to at first. He’s sitting across the table from someone and they’re talking about individuals with “mutated” abilities. The camera shows a wheelchair and pans up, revealing the back of a bald head. We don’t see his face, so don’t ask who the actor is
