/ALITA/

have you seen it

It's in the subtext.

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>came out two months ago
K

Ok but go watch the movie though

Hello new bread please be healed by arita.

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>1.83 JIGGAWATTS ALITA

Question for mangafags - does Alita ever achieve any kind of celebrity and fame among common
Scrapyard citizens? Probably not. It’s not that kind of place. Gunnm isn’t that kind of place.

waifubait

I know

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But... she did. She's a motorball star, a rockstar, and then ends up on a world broadcast for an arena fight...

>not Arita’s mlems

hello now bread be please be healed by arita's iron fist full of tears

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It is ABSOLUTELY obvious that Alita is a motorbike.

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How was the critical reception in Japan?
Do you guys own the movie poster?

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Agreed.
You a bikebro, fren?

Thanks. I’m not far in but it seems so hopeless a place no one ever would be able to rise up or stand out or be recognized.

you are too late, you should have watched it at least a month ago and got in the shiposting mood of the thread to understand why there is a general

How you holding up anons?

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yes.
they even stream the finals of the zott tournament to the scrapyard because how famous is alita

That's how cyberpunk works.
But Alita is special since she "breaks fate" or something. Enjoy the read.

Not too bad thanks for asking. Uni is making me want to commit not live but everything else is pretty good so I can't be too mad about it.

Sheer concentrated CUTE is the secret

>we finally made it to Antarctica, user!

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i actually have a life, i'm not saying this to mock you, i just really really wish you would be healed too

No one saw it, but the people who did see it loved it.

I'm not.

We can have their car and bike counterparts. Ido would be a Norton.

My FL theater likes Alita a lot. Has the same amount of showings as Captain Marvel.

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I have a fucked up knee, spinal disc and shoulder. How do I lift for Alita without further injuring myself?

>You look cold! Here let me give you a hug to warm you up!

Go to a physiotherapist and follow their directions. Tell them that you want to lift and ask how you could best do it

Going to be at 400 very soon, probably Friday. We usually go through 100 threads every 2 weeks.

>Tried saying this to my gf.
>She shrugged me off.
>Never had a girl say it to me.
Back to being single, ha ha.

>just searched on alitatickets.com and the closest showing to me is 126 miles away, most are 400+

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I really want one of those Japanese posters, but would have no clue where to even find one.

I'm pretty sure if we could weaponize cuteness, Rosa would be the most dangerous weapon known to man....

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Buy one online, ebay has a few posters

Have faith user

Rosa and Rob would be unstoppable

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Doc already said no lifting. The only thing he's okay with me doing is light swimming, but no backstroke because then my shoulder hurts like hell. Surely there has to be a workout that I can do. I'm barely in my 20s ffs.

Only in the soul.

how to have comf dream of alito pls tell

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cool to see that thread is still up
also
jajatom.moo.jp/E-top/y-room/movie/index.html

Daydream harder.

just plank, it's the king of exercises and requires no equipment but you and the floor for 1 minute

I think I'm the only one here :(
you should try it

Look I love doctors too but when it comes to movement I would say physios are much more relevant. This is just personal experience but doctors tend to try to keep you at acceptible equilibrium of not further hurting yourself whereas physios have the time and training to help you actively improve

Force yourself to think of Alita before you go to sleep. That's what's worked for me multiple times.

just edge all day to lewdita and by the time you go to sleep she'll be all you think about

>DELET

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Oh I am healed fren
I just like using that pic lol

can't argue with results...

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Consult with a physical therapist instead of a doctor fren

You have to visualise her strongly in your mind's eye. Really put together an image of her while you're falling asleep. Otherwise once the BD drops if you watch it multiple times while very tired your brain will probably try to process it through dream but I can't promise those ones will be comfy. Best dream I ever had about her was after staying up for thread #99.

Is the theater all full? I’d like to see Max Headroom added in somewhere, as a nod to pic related. I’d do it but I’m phoneposting at work.

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>People using fleshy bodies for lewds
At least lewd her cyber body property user

I guess I'll do that. Thx frens.

o u

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Its not fucking fair, all these dreamposters and i have yet to have a single dream i can remember.

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Alita's zerker body is literal 10/10 perfection
It's lean with all the right curves in the right places

I've waifud the same character for ten solid years (eleven this june) but I've only dreamed of her twice
one was way too nonsensical to even count and the other was a nice little beach scene.

fleshy bodies make sense with this greentext

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I mean I think about alito all the time during the day but I'll try hard tonight before sleep.

Hug a pillow while thinking of Alita.

>you may not like it but this is what peak cyborg performance looks like

That has convinced me to buy the mushroom doll thing

I do that every night.

The only dream I can vividly remember is not very safe, but
sex scene between Hugo and Alita back at Hugo's apartment, but done in a realistic way, since she's in her berserker body

It's not just thinking friend, it's about actively building a picture of her. That's part of why I write because it helps me understand and explore her as an idea as well as a person behind a screen. Good luck fren

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That's why I made one, personally

This pillow?

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They can be a little pricey but I've never walked out of a meeting with a physio feeling like I didn't get my money's worth. Make sure you're very direct about your current inability to do specific things. The more open and honest you are the better results you'll get. Also goes for seeing a psych really.

The visual stimulation of a live adaptation is probably stronger than the manga or that one OVA I never watched but I'm guessing
I don't think you can even dream in anime style

Now that's a hero

Do you have some kind of mechanical white noise playing in the background, like a fan or air conditioner? I've had success adding inaudible ASMR with a female voice, with the volume just low enough that you can hear them speaking but you can't make out what they're saying.

No. Just a regular pillow. Don't add any visual elements.

>being a cuck in your own dream

vocaroo.com/i/s0glVaiMj9fW

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It was supposed to play out like a missing scene in the movie.

comfy but very unsettling

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I need to listen to the End by the doors every night to fall asleep

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> cucking yourself in your dream

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I can't sleep without my boxfan running. Voices keep me awake though.

>can't buy a good night's sleep for the life of me
>this has been going on for over a month
>start fantasizing in bed every night about being in a position where alita is moments from killing me and I try to talk my way out of it
>sleep like a fucking baby ever since
I may be a headcase but damn do I wake up feeling charged nowadays

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I think about Alita all throughout the day but I've never had a dream about her. My dreams suck, always about crap I haven't thought about in months or years, or people I don't even want to talk to

If it works it works, man.

Yum

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When I do it's just real life with the anime character in question being inserted into it
Well, I certainly wouldn't mind seeing Hugo, but Alita is not for lewd.

THIS IS NOT A
THIS IS NOT A

Based and swan pilled

>hey user, my dad bought me the new Blink-182 CD!
>wanna come listen to it at my place?

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Oh boy I really hope you read Fractures sounds like your kinda thing. Alita would never threaten to kill you user, she loves you too much. Unless it was the only way to keep you safe.

Are her boobs fleshy or martian titanium hard?

I'm gonna play this when we close tonight

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Which album?

>no, dad, it's not a phase
>at least user gets me

youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY

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I assume the whole artificial muscle has a decent bit of give to it

>Alita General

Literally pedo ai shaggers

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kissu

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>boop

Get rid of that stupid choker and we can hang out together, I'll show you my collection of manga

Given that they're mostly made of the same stuff her muscles are I'd say they're probably a little jiggly but not very much

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mlem!

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Good Evening Alitists
You know those are gonna sell for a high price on ebay.
Vampirita Thread OST: youtu.be/Czh4n_ARKi8

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weeb capeshit

Nanomachines aren't solid so... probably taste like cybermilk and rust.

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This general is nice. You guys are alright.

>you like those weird chinese drawings, user?
>I think I'm gonna hang out alone today, sorry

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Editing the film to have cat girl ears frame by frame when

No she's never taking it off.

This would be perfect irony.
And soul killing.

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fuck i waited for a scream

You should go. 4vchannel is a board of hate.

sup fag?

Not this thread. We're all full of love.

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Thanks. Try to keep it contained here and friendly.

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engineered perfection

>Oh boy I really hope you read Fractures sounds like your kinda thing
Like you wouldn't believe, friend. Part of the fantasy is that I've done something to warrant killing. Usually I just pretend I'm responsible for Hugo's death. I don't know why the fuck this helps me get to sleep but I'll take it.

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Straight from her subconscious.

here's the booty

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But I want to be Ido to a teenage Alita...

I've fucked everything up.

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don't you have whole boards to D&C you fucking cancerous faggot?

You fucking wot m8

Are there enough of you here to warrant a story where you genuinely fucked up and she's going to take it out on you? That's some weird shit but I've written worse in the past. I'll write most anything once, though we're always going back to our regularly scheduled comfy programming eventually.

we keep it nice for ourgirl

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Strong dad vibes

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Cheers fren come by any time

Don't you dare write that writefag
don't you fucking dare

in less that 10 days it will be endgame for this meme general
enjoy it while it last, autists

Thanks fren we do alright

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But meat Alita should be like that.

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>finding Alita arousing
signs of smooth brain
>wanting to be a good dad and help her succeed
finest taste

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I'd need a pretty compelling request for it don't worry friend.

1000 credits says Marvel fags can't even make it to 100 generals

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Yeah that's probably closer to the aesthetic we want

how? are you finally becoming a jannie?

Good.
I have a VERY compelling request for the sweetest, cutest, most wholesome thing you can write

It really depends on if the trolling gets out of hand. The jannies might just nuke the generals if they cause too much overflow

Any particular idea you want explored? I still think Mandated Recovery is the single cutest story I've written overall.

I'm actually sorta curious to see how far they could get on spite alone.

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DO IT
But make it be a comfy ending where all is understood and forgiven and ends with a passionate kissu

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If they can keep it to one or two threads and they can self-regulate well enough they might last a little while, but I have a feeling that most of the Endgame discussion has already happened

I appreciate the thought, boss, but I think I'm probably alone on this one.

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Pretty comfy desu

Captain Marvel couldn't kill us, we'll be fine. There's one Janny that browses here that won't let it die. I say, let's just keep the OP's clean so they have a good impression.

Hmmm. Do a cute story with vamp!Alita confessing what she is and explaining she needs to eat or something

My bet is they make it to #100 and then scatter

This picture has been growing on me all day. I really like it now.

goodnight i'll be thinking of alito now

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We'll see how we go. Forgiveness and love are always the underpinning spirit of these stories though, so they will most likely end with that.

cute

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> The sun is setting user...

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nothing can kill us. /alita/ is unstoppable and we'll be in peak form when the sequels are announced.

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Do your best fren and remember it takes practice and time

Good night, fren

THIS IS THREAD #383
THIS IS THREAD #383
THIS IS THREAD #383
THIS IS THREAD #383
THIS IS THREAD #383
THIS IS THREAD #383
THIS IS THREAD #383

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>both

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So... time for b... ed?

ok i'll remember

The thing is we don't shit up the rest of the board and every thread like this which stays contained and consistent bumps off a shitty "which actress do you want to see BLACKED" thread making the work for jannies easier

Unironically most of /ALITA/ will be at peak fitness, happiness, comfiness and fashion by the time the sequel is announced
We will all /heal/

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I was hoping we'd see you soon Todd

>Look through the bottomless archive of images of trained girls in search of someone at least a bit like Alita.

Is it already bottom? Or where to go below?

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Bless you, based Thread Man.

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Incest? Depart

Time to eat

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sukku

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A Popsicle... you mean? I hope?

Confused boner

>Boop

Where's mah bluray?

yeah we're pretty good at self-policing.
I know I'm trying to get there. you going to get on that URM Berzerker fitness program too? or are you the user who wrote it out?

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Doubly appropriate since they're usually called hardbodies lol

i don't get this vampire alita.
is this the new iteration of the blond alita spam?

bloody boop

I can handle lewd but this is a VIOLATION

I WISH I FUCKING NEW EH

Yeah, i had to listen twice because i had my audio almost all the way down the first time

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Me too we'll have to make one

where did you acquire this r a r e spazz?

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when will we be able to post alita memes and pics outside of this general?

I’m the dude who wrote it
Feel free to adjust it to your liking if you feel like it’s too much volume or don’t like a certain exercise. It works. It also results in a decent amount of vascularity

I've seen a couple. Some on /cgl/, some on /ck/
one on /vp/

But...
These hands are similar!
Where did she get Alita's hands?

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Enjoying some nice atole de arroz con leche so I'm pretty comfy right now.

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Healed and alitapilled. Do you have more?

Oh we can, we just don't need to start a pile of threads about it

nah it seems good to me, I'll try to follow it as close as possible and the duration is what I like to keep going to the gym at. I just bounce around different machines for upper body shit and having a routine would be nice for once.

>writing lately has been like getting blood from a stone
>grab an old Raymond Chandler novel off the shelf for no reason in particular and leaf through
>the man writes like he does not give a fuck
>blast through the rest of Convalescence in one afternoon
It's almost as if my stupid ass should read a book every now and then. I'll post it tomorrow after an edit, but I'm pretty damn pleased with the thing. Goodnight, frens!

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>/ck/

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so let me get this straight.
i can use alita pics as reaction images on other boards?

I just go there for memes

Time to float user

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Reading begets writing friend. Keen to see it.

Of course

Don't forget the based femanon who apparently tried to take healing to /k/.

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I would follow Alita into that sewage gutter without a second thought

What happened to her?

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>#383

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She wants to give you your boat

i can't stand a minute in there.
it's the only board that makes me want to throw my pc out of the window

She's upside down.
You know... like a bat.

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Is this some sort of Scandinavian reference, I don't get it

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Oh shit what? how did I miss that?

i don't even know what this is from but i bet it's some toilet-clogging moe garbage

I don't have any details, but someone posted quite a few threads back claiming that it happened...

Im tryin to get my son to burp, and then hopefully we can all go to bed.

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>choker

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I didn't even know there were any femanons on here other than VA

>soundcloud.com/user-195735274

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>let me take a bite at you, user

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Well she's the only overt one, there might be a few covert ones we don't know about

Do you think
they like Hugo

This is hardly Alita in any way except maybe hair

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>implying VA isn't a tranny

>Implying a tranny could cause that much post-meetup drama
Drama is a talent of biological women, user

>Jerome stirs up drama
>it's VA's fault

Those are child bearing hips user

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>VA is Leeta
NO

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>implying men with mental disorders are incapable of drama
VA is a neutered male. He can never bear children.

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Ugh I'm so sick of this. Just because she's got bigger balls than you do doesn't make her a tranny

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I like how everyone is so conservatively spaced in that photo, not even a hoverhand in sight

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You didn't know, user? She has a tumblr

I mean, they were strangers until 5 minutes prior.

Jesus Christ this is just...no

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What is it?

Oh no

The virgin hover hand vs the chad giving each other space

>You wanna know how I got these scars?

she hasn't posted it, just mentioned she had it

>but doctor...
>i am Pagliacci

I hope that's not true

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It's a reference to IT, user.

Well, abandon general.

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>am talking to girlfriend on the phone
>separated by a few states while she finishes school
>shes having a panic attack because of finals, feeling like shit
>I tell her she has the "soul of a survivor"
>realize that's a line from Alita

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how do you guys not remember she said it when she was arguing with jerome
she says she's a leftist
she owns guns too tho

i mean i used to have a tumblr too but i just used it for celebrity worship

You start to quote the film outside the boundaries of it and the threads because it is very quotable.
>You got to be willing to do what it takes, whatever it takes.
I caught myself saying once.

Kindly move sir, you are in my way

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>The guy 2nd from the right

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I’m waiting for my laptop to ship so I can do photoshop edits so I’m the meantime you’re all going to have to enjoy my shitty paint draws

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Robert you fuck, announce the sequel!

>be me
>coworker wants to talk about life
>are you dating someone, user?
>there's this girl...
>mfw I unawarely described Alita as if she were real and in a relationship with me

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I'm judging you pretty fucking hard right now.
>Unless you had a shrine to Rosa.

Most likely Liberal it seems

BUT DOCTOR---

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How did you describe her?

plot twist: none of them are manlets because VA is a 5'11 tranny

I have the unredacted version of this

I feel you user. 5 days ago my wifi chip on my mobo broke. Tons of Alita OC I can't finish. Feels bad

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Idk if this is my pic but when I asked the normie to take a group photo of us it was actually a video and I just used the best frame of it so this could all be weird timing from that

A human can love a cyborg, but can a cyborg really love a human?

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this was in highschool and it's since been pretty much abandoned, leave me alone

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Well the tallest guy was 6ft and the rest of us are exactly 5’11
Some 5’11s are taller than others

>we met roughly two months ago at the movie theater
>she's half hispanic but doesn't speak any spanish
>she's generally a silly bean but gets very protective sometimes

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he knew what he was doing

You realize her brain is still human, right?

you're in too deep user
I like it

>met at the theater

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Yes, of course

Disgusting! HOW COULD YOU BETRAY US LIKE THAT?!

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>>we met roughly two months ago at the movie theater
You didn't say that with a straight face. I don't believe you.

I wish I were making this up, but I'm not

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>girls going to the theater alone
This is the only reason your story isn't believed.

the pics where she is smiling is always the most uncanny valley and creepiest. nightmare fuel.

I saw it 14 times total
ten of those times were alone

>insert obvious Jerome joke here

what

how about scenes where she's smiling where she isn't supposed to?

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Walked right into it.

that's just a subconscious cope, user

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This

Guys, not going to lie... I'm extremely demotivated lately.

Something similar happened to me
I was catching up with a friend and she asked me about my previous relationship
I told her I had recently broken up due to circumstances outside of my reach. She had to move far away (which she had).
I started describing this girl as this amazing beautiful soul who felt lost like me. We helped find each other.
I described how she was the most beautiful human I have ever known and how I was so moved by the way in which I can admire someone who can be so strong and with qualities that required me to protect her as well. I basically described Alita for a few minutes and rambled about how she makes me happy. It wasn’t until a few hours after that I realised this. I’ve accepted the fact that I love my waifu with such a burning passion which will never compare to any love I’ve ever felt for a 3D girl

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I didn't say she went alone. I said she was part of the group that I went with to watch the movie for the first time.

Sounds like the worst kind of leftist

Based and redpilled gun owners should at least be libertarian...leftist gun owners literally want to be cucked, it's disgusting.

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it was a fun hobby to do on the side that didn't hurt anybody, now i'm just left with tens of thousands of low res shitty tumbr gifs of celebrities i used to be obsessed with

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Trannys tend to be leftist. I'm not surprised.

To be fair, political labels don't mean shit anymore. If someone gave you a bullet-point of their believes it would be difficult to narrow down what their label would be now.

I'd love to see a Gunnm themed itasha or itansha but I haven't been able to find any at all.
A racebike or motorcrosser done up in a purple and yellow #99 livery would be sick as hell too.

Let Alita flipping the bird always gets a good chuckle out of me

What is your obsession with trannys

Projection
user probably likes trannies
Which is whatever but why deny it?

That only holds true for individuals, the parties themselves can be counted on to (usually) hold to their longstanding positions and biases. If she votes left, she's a lefty, voting is all that really matters.

Do you guys think 2B and Alita would get along?

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>383

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I don't like when they go as far as to deceiving people as VA does. It's one thing to say you feel more comfortable behaving as a woman and that you were miss-gendered at birth, but lying to everyone and saying you weren't born with a penis or that you don't have XY chromosomes is plain delusion.

Now if your balls would finally drop you could prove you were a man.
Alas... that day is not today.

frogs shit on trannies and weebs
weebs shit on frogs
trannies shit on this whole site

What's making you feel demotivated user?

>Dad these threads are getting less comfy
>they're arguing over private parts

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I see no reason for conflict.
In addition, Alita will be literally the last man there.
She will be worshiped.

ENOUGH FROM THE CLOWN
Back to our regularly scheduled comfy posting

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No real progress going on IRL. No amount of effort seems to improve it either.

Say whatever you want, I'm okay with it. I'm not the one living under a false pretense.

>42 posters
>310 replies
the absolute state of nu/tv/

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>tfw you're not the last man in a world filled with sexbots
Just fucking end me already.

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Reminder.

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life isn't a videogame user
improvements take time

>just keep telling the truth
No problem. Take your ball and go home, already. Oops, you can't find them yet.

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Are there small things you can work on step by step to help you improve?

get fucked

How long we talking? A year? Two? Ten?

It's all or nothing (with me).

How does it feel to live with eternal anxiety, VA?

I love whoever made this cute gif

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>/ALITA/ not comfy tonight

Come on, frens

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>Be me
>Going to get some snack for my wife and I at zip-mart
>Walk in and say hi to clerk
>Get to counter
>He says in broken English for me to wait
>He goes into the back
>Comes back with 4 Alita Cans
>"I saw you happy about them before. I found in back and save for you"
>He gave me a big smile
>The fact he remember me from last time made me happy
>Gave him a big hand shake
>Thank you Mr.Clerk

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>still haven't seen a single can in the wild

> Watching the anime before bed every night
Very comfy. I love her voice

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Nice work user. Also new bread when

Image limit reach soon
Someone start baking that bread

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What's the matter, VA? My little toy doesn't want to play anymore?

>quoting the movie
oh ho ho ho ho

>Pennywise captured Alita and i and my friends go down to save her.
Thanks for the fantasy.
But Pennywise weak against the Company of the Happy Hand in my head.
And they are generally weaker than Alita.
How did he catch her?

i don't know.
it took me two years to go from neet 24/7 on Yea Forums to have a girlfriend and a decent life and 6 years to stop drinking.

I doubt she even responded to you in the first place

sup VA

he used the old zapan trick

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Alita literally fears nothing so Pennywise ain't got shit on her

>*boop
>she smiles
>you are flustered
>she kisses you for real this time

Perfect.

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What a monster he is!
Let's see how much high-temperature plasma and binary prayers it can take!

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>he thinks anyone in here will watch Endgame

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WRITEFAG
if you can see this
Idea for a short story: Alita gets scared. Like girl “hold me” scared. Has her first spooky PTSD nightmare of the war before the fall, and it’s a new emotion she learns, so I comfort her and give her the big cuddle kissu

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Or better yet make it a scary movie and she might be pretending.

Hey VA

Fuck this is one of my favourite Rosalita expressions ever

>VA false flagging other anons as VA
I see you, VA.

We need a baker

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>VA accusing someone else of being VA
I see YOU, VA

I guess I will. I call dibs.

>TIME TRAVEL

What the fuck? no self respecting writer would do this.

too late

NEW

This is a nice image

>VA pretending not to be VA this hard.
Ha ha, nice try VA.

Ah, thank you.

VA is a pathological liar.

and it's 6 am
i got to work in 3 hours goodnight ;_;

I know right? Such a happy smile from someone that is in love, looking at her loved one.

Yeah, money is what matters now, anything with a MARVEL label will sell unfortunatelly, don't know for how long though.

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>VA self-depreciating humor.
Ha! Good one VA.