ITT:Scenes only women will understand.
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ITT:Scenes only women will understand
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I DIDN'T REALIZE SANDRA BULLOCK HAD SUCH A FUCKING CRAZY BODY
I always thought she was just a nice face
Not even kidding, I thought that was Caitlyn Jenner until they took off the sunglasses.
my dick understands it well
I really miss when Sandra Bullock was everywhere. Just so likable compared to today's Gal Gadots, Brie Larsons...
>women in the early 2000s
>women now
what went wrong?
i guess i'm fucking gay, then
Feminism
>I thought it was a man
>I saw those womanly hips and thought it was a man
BASED AUTISTIC FACEBLIND FAGGOT
both are puncheable af
Great contribution zoomer faggot, kill yourself
i thought flash's dad was in jail for murder? and why is the ancient one visiting him?
Flash did a bad thing: youtube.com
Whats this scene supposed to convey. She did everything for Kevin, he was just a bad egg.
Wow is that really Sandra Bullock?
A mother's innate love for her son. He can't understand why she still loves him.
The hottest Sandra Bullock looked was in Demolition Man.
Why can't we have nice things like the old days.
Even tv stars like Jennifer Love Hewitt was fucking hot.
Why is that man wearing a dress?
>implying this didn't make 7 year old me diamonds
last time I think I fapped to her was in the Ryan Reynolds movie
Us girls, am I right?
go back
I used to love Miss Congeniality as a kid
am I gay?
That even though he's a bad egg, he's still her son and she still supports him
yes
i loved it, too
motherfucking laszlo kovacs behind the camera, sandra bullock in front
if that wasn't your boner jam there was something wrong with you
saw some guy catcalling a hot slut, here's how it played out
>him: hey you look good in that shirt
>her: FUCK YOU
>him: FUCK YOU YOU STUPID BITCH
lol why did she react like that?
this is fucking disgusting
IMAGINE
THE
SMELL
faggot
is that Michael Jackson
need to know the movie
Uhhhhhhhhhhh
So fucking true
>Is she prettier than me?
>Is that ugly bitch checking me out?
>She is prettier than me fuck her. Bitch.
>Thank god that bitch looked away. Bitch.
I live with my fiancee. I can smell when she hasnt washed and its utterly repulsive. Even our dogs wont sniff her
god i wish that were me
Damn, fridge bitches BTFO
Depends. Did you like the plot and characters, or did you wank your dick to sandra?
KEK
describe it
Smelling pusy is nice, but fucking wash that shit. If it smells pungent it's disgusting andI don't want to be anywhere near it.
Sauce?
She's a tranny, one of the earlier models. That's the result of years of bone shaving and hormone therapy.
I've wanted to rawdog her ever since I've watched Demolition Man
Too bad she's never had a decent nude scene
She looked so cute in that movie.
White babies get adopted the fastest, she just wanted to be a mother so she adopted as soon as she could.
I think you're possibly misreading their expressions. I'm pretty sure the first girl is looking at the other to see if she wants to be friends. The other girl doesn't and the first looks away.
saaaz
I want to fuck prime-Sandra Bullock
I want to insert my dick in every single hole
quick rundown?
context?
Girls don't check each other out like that looking for a friend ya dingus. She was scoping the competition.
I'm laughing so hard at that fucking pic
See:
chola
A guy I knew who went to the same college as her swears up and down that the sorority she was a member of still has pictures of her getting a train run on her when she was there.
goddamn this post got me
It's not that nice incel. Give any woman millions and they can get their bodies in that shape
I have a hotter body than that. Who let her on a yacht?
>this actually happens
>that body type
I like it REAL stank
pics? haha
LUL Incels think they know the inner workings of a women's mind despite never having sexual intercourse LMAOOOO
lgs have more curves than her.
>that roastie cope
Hey baby looking cute tonight wanna show my Yea Forums friends what I mean? ;)
some lgs are too curvy it makes me feel bad that i get so turned on by some of them.
it makes me feel good.
Go back to youtube comments, cunt
I've seen a few transvestigation shill posts on this board today. You guys are mentally ill t.b.h.
>The retards in charge cast this androgynous mutant as Lara Croft
Bitch hasn't seen dick in millennia
nooooo I’m shy.. ;*)
There's one (1) nice shot of her ass in those nice, skintight, black pants, but I've never bothered trying to find it on the internet.
She has to have an amazing personality and be a total freak in bed for a Big Booty Black Bitch Slayer like Michael Fassbender to want to marry her.
the rise of instagram has nearly pushed me over the edge. like how is some of that stuff legal?
and how come it turns me on so much
Sauce??
Just in the movie, in the book she's kinda of one of these millennial "I wish I had no children" moms, there are some implications of her neglecting him, the narrative being through letters written by her, so, an unreliable narrator, apparently.
>elisha cutebert engrossed in the game
>roastie with her boyfriend bored as hell and looking around at the competition
>women actually believe men like the smell of dirty pussy
Why are women so retarded, bros?
How To Get Away With Murder is the ultimate insight into how women believe life works.
you're a man anyways lmao
Little girl looks fierce.
Miss Congeniality is actually a really funny movie desu
Did you just assume their gender?
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>"men perceive the smell without realizing"
>guy checks to see if that putrid stench is coming from his lunch
pretty sure he realized
women just don't care about anything besides rearing children social status and money. The funny thing is that despite how obsessed with children women are, they also seem to be the only people that murder them as well
Diablo Guardián
His meal looks like a pickled herring roll, so I can understand his confusion
Elisha and the other girl are the wives to opposing hockey players playing against each other
thanks!
I think she didn't know if that was her or not, dunno why she did some weird eye roll thingy.
probably she realized elisha was there and thought "I want her to finger bang me"
At least the roastie has a fuck me face when she realizes who the blonde is.
It's a lot like Mean Girls where I genuinely like it as a movie and the eye candy is just icing on the cake
Dubu is not for lewd you asshole
That's all you're going to give him? A Simple "thanks?" Say "Thank you so much, user. I really needed that" or something.
mmm pusy...
Then why are they sitting right next to each other?
>2/10 would not bang
based pusy poster
>despite how obsessed with children women are, they also seem to be the only people that murder them as well
Because before a certain age (when they can start thinking for themselves) children are seen as bargaining chips to woman in unhappy marriages, so a woman with mental disorders who can't handle the idea of their child going to their husband, even in cases of split custody, in a divorce because they're unstable will take their childs life
Nice made up scenario retard
no wonder Jessie James cheated on her with that nasty slut Katt Von D
that was obvious in the movie
she never loved him. The hug was just her forgiving herself and accepting there was nothing she could have done. Typical roast.
>made up scenario
I don't know about the divorce part of what he said but its often their own children that they murder, its even the catalyst for everything in fucking shutter island
>mfw I realize this is deckards daughter in br2049
Her retarded accent was really annoying in that movie. K should have been his son, but no.
this sums up women right here, perpetually jealous of eachother and they only get along when they don't feel threatened by one another, its why many attractive girls have ugly best friends. My mom has 5 sisters and not a day goes by without some kind of drama erupting on face book over some petty jealousy they have for one another, recently one of the sisters unfriended everyone on face book, over one of her sisters taking care of a dying friend instead of taking her to the hospital for a minor issue, not making this up.
wrong, Elisha's husband made a stupid play that led to a goal being scored on brunette's husband who is the goalie of the same team. After the game, brunette pointed out that the look wasn't actually meant for Elisha and that the two of them are friends
source: cbc.ca
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t. Leafs fan
>more words means more thanks.
see
>it's not nice because she has a lot of money
Why are you mad?
my penis understands this
idk bro, she seems to be soaking up the sun. Doubt your body is hotter than that
>nice face
>Sandra Bullock
AHAHHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Fucking vomit inducing
my sides
I want to have sex with every girl
She's hot, retard. And no, she was blessed with a good shape. A woman could have millions and exercise and end up like
why?
>braaaaaap
What movie
We Need to Talk About Barry Allen
How the fuck are we supposed to understand how women think?
>Next scene he eats her out
Damn, dude. Did people in 2000 just not practice safe sex or something? What's going on here.
That brunette is fucking hot
Yes. Women are chaos incarnate. Why do you think they're attracted to strong men that boss them around.
that look was 100% directed at her. the "how dare you make my husband look like a fool look"
nah, white women just tend to look like men
why was they seething? they don't look bad themselves and there are thousands of average men willing to mate with them. The level of petty on those 2 is annoying.
>I always thought she was just a nice face
yes, nurtured by the foreskins of babies
so i guess blind side was really based on a true story, huh?
literally a piece of plywood with a bikini
>laffs
Seeing her brapper in IMAX 3D was the most snifferkino experience I'll ever have
Sandra has always been a cutie patootie
Zoomers wouldn't understand
>>why was they seething?
that's women, anytime they feel insecure or threatened by another female it manifests as hostility
Holy shit, even manly bulky men look more feminine than that. What a fucking unfortunate body shape, holy shit.
Die, zoomer, die!
That's the plot of Medea
not a zoomer it's just that during that time a nice body like that wasn't as rare as it is now so it didn't really stand out as much as it does now
oh no no no no
This is literally a /u/_Vargas_ fanfic
god tier feet
haha yeah, if they were men they would have just punched each other for a few minutes and then moved on, that's how the SUPERIOR GENDER handles things!
not a footfag but damn
Not even a footfag and these are some glorious feet
>without perceiving
Oh we know. Based stench wench, though
God she was so hot in demolition man
>t. sits on her ass all day becase no one pays her millions to get some fucking exercise
how are these godlike, they look like every other pair of feet
lil' pablito getting dem pussy for 500 pesos.
Is that weird blob thing supposed to be a guy or a girl
t. kevin
>breaks her child's arm
>she did everything for him
how about no
unironically this
men seek cooperation after a fight, women never forget and never forgive
these kids will hate whites when they grow up, just like jordan peele
Jesus, spoiler that shit next time!
Quads confirm
You said it disingenuously, but its true.
Unironically looks like a twink
Is it a 40 year old woman or a 17 year old femboi, you decide
I guess choose your own adventure
But that's how it really goes down
melmagazine.com
>According to a 2016 BBC report, studies have shown that male and female chimps acted differently in the aftermath of fights, with males much more inclined to engage in reconciliation behaviors.
>Based on one specific study carried out by professor Joyce Benenson from Emmanuel College and Harvard University, while data indicates that physical contact between women is equal to or more frequent than it is among males, in sports, men spent significantly more time touching than females, in what the authors term “post-conflict affiliation,” per the same BBC report.
>Benenson tells me via email that, from her perspective, men are more likely than women to make up with same-sex peers after a fight because men cooperate more than women do with same-sex peers. “From government to business to the military, hunting to trading to agriculture, men are more likely than women to engage in cooperative activities together,” she says. “In contrast, women spend more time with family members, particularly children and those who are vulnerable. Women will make up more than men with kin.”
>Additionally, Benenson says that boys and men fight openly with each other much more than girls and women. “Part of masculinity involves fighting, reconciling and cooperating in activities with similarly aged, heterosexual boys and men,” she says. Which is important to note because, per Benenson, historically speaking, humans are one of the only species that indulges in lethal intergroup aggression. Since it’s primarily younger men who engage in raids and warfare, if boys and men didn’t make up much more often, then when another community attacked, the whole community would die.
exactly how fat are you
>500 pesos for a beaner roastie
LMFAO, bitches like that cost 200 pesos for half and hour.
3 scenes in the entire thread...
Best post ITT, I don't understand this at all.
t.male
hnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggg
nice try tranny abomination
if you also liked the sequel and not just for shatners little part then yes you are
my dad REALLY likes sandra bullock to the point where my mom makes fun of him for it
what gives
>dunno why she did some weird eye roll thingy.
it looks like their team just did something shitty so she was probably eye rolling at that.
>european films
i want to fuck rhe puzzy bros
Eh really doesn’t have a nice face though. She’s an ugly cunt and her movies are so forced it’s stupid.
SAUCE NOW
jfc
media is subtly trying to turn everyone into confused faggots by making the women look like teenage boys
Sandra Bullock.....is hot?
>webm of wet sandra bullock covering her pussy with her hand still not posted
imagine her braps
>tfw forgot muh tampons
is she ok?
Conan's reaction is priceless
God I wish that were me.
have sex
get thee behind me satan
Jared Leto physique in Fight Club
Wetlands
no, there's no way to fake this so she had to do it for real
>Wetlands
based thank u
HI WOOWIE
shell be fine
I wonder who's behind this post
>slave traders
>liberals
0/10 meme
This would be hot if she didnt look like a 12 year old boy
>Even our dogs wont sniff her
Why are they are all frumpy middle-aged white women
every
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The things I would do to her pusy holy shit
middle aged women are the only ones still using FB nowadays
don't be retarded
Social media slave must be a horrible job
That's actually a dog.
HAHAHA fucking americlaps, it's too funny
The opposite. Imagine actually getting paid to BTFO Americans on the internet.
That exercise is helping literally no muscles.
>Sways the dumbbell to start the movement
>Jerks the biceps a little
>Shoulder pitches in
>Elbow comes in to counterweight
>I DID IT IM STRONK
>american flag is supposed to gly higher than other countries'
No dear, American flag has to be flown higher than any non-country, including 49 US states, with the exception of the Texas State flag. I'm pretty sure even Puerto Rico flag floors at the same height. The only flag in the world that is allowed to fly higher, on American soil, is the UN flag. Flag "law" is like lawschool 101, and the real kicker is that these laws can't be enforced, they're actually just guidelines; freedom of speech supercedes (which is why it's legal to burn an American flag)
Smash that bitch right back, self defense bitch, you have no right to smack someone like that without repercussions
who are you talking to
wtf
>itt faggots who have watched so much porn they are no longer attracted to beautiful women and see trannies everywhere
Seriously you kids are fucked. You've set such high standards for yourselves you will never be satisfied.
go back
I-is this real?
Absolute GOD TIER wife material
have sex
the (((media))) wants you to be gay, its why everything you're seeing today is trying to get gay shit normalized (jazz, jenner, others im forgetting off the top).
Of course then, you can't have sexy women on the screen, it might keep the frogs straight! Thus you get women like this, a woman who looks more like a 12 year old boy than an actual woman.
>condoning female violence because he believes it will land him pussy
Yikes
>condoning zoomer faggotry
wikes
>all these replies from losers who have never smelled an unwashed, healthy, self-regulating, pH-balanced pussy
>instead they cower at their gfs' soaped-up, over-cleaned yeast infections
Glad I visited Yea Forums today.
>condoning reactionary violence at all
what are you a fucking faggot
Zoomers are unironically the ones who are too scared to act in self defense coz their fathers told them to never touch women, yet their fathers grew up in a time when putting women in their place was common
I don't really care enough to simply google it but I just always assumed she was a lesbian. She just gives off that vibe.
So you're saying that the girl was in the right to assault that guy?
That guy was literally sexually assaulting her (she didn't know that retard was doing the zoomer gen dance) she thought he was faking having sex with her and got what was coming to him
Based as fuck
she thought he was airhumping her
he was doing some weird faggot zoomer shit behind her, getting filmed doing. Act like a retard, get hit.
But if you act like a retard, get hit, and then act like a reactionary monkey nigger and chimp out about it, you're literally the biggest faggot in the world. Learn to cope virgin.
That whole goddamn thing is cringey.
>tfw Texan
Henlo white knights, please return to reddit, thank you
I gotta bite. Are you being serious right now? Look, I'm as much of a braapoholic as the next red blooded male but you're wrong on this one. Pussy needs to stay clean and as inoffensive as possible.
>when your fucking dog has more sense than you
>white knights
nigger if I see some retard doing the zoomie zoomer dance anywhere near me I'm hitting them too.
You're not a dark knight if you hit for acting like a faggot and then attack someone about it. You're just a chimp.
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>Reddit spacing
Yikes. Assaulting people is never justified you retard
>all those females who have never bitten into an inch of healthy, aromatic, pH-balanced cock cheese
lmao enjoy your bf's hygienic, shower-gel flavoured, clean penis, roastie!
God bless Reddit. Endless entertainment. Endless trash.
My got a boner from that anyone else?
not what reddit spacing is youngfriend
this is reddit spacing
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muh dick
Men rarely have a physical altercation just because they don't like each other. They're just stay out of each others way, if that's not possible then yeah they're be some sort of confrontation and then they'll probably bury the hatchet shortly after
>when your husband has the bigger breast than yours
Who's the girl here?
>He's suddenly backtracking
Ohnonono, just go back
dude cover up
Haha what does pusy smell like T. Virgin
why is there so much blank space and why is the quality so fucked
>T. Virgin
have sex
>their fathers
lol no, it’s because they didnt have fathers. they’re scared of women because their single mothers had to be both good cop and bad cop.
Quick rundown?
>He's suddenly backtracking
literally what you were doing kiddo. Do you not understand what reddit spacing is?
putting a space between ideas and paragraphs isn't reddit spacing. That's just how you write. Reddit spacing is when you're responding to a post or greentexting, and you double space like you HAVE to do on reddit. For instance
>the space between the green text and the post number is a reddit space
the space between the green text and this black text is a reddit space
the space between the black text and this black text is not a reddit space.
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also don't do a faggot zoomer dance behind strangers and you won't get hit. And acting like a reactionary chimp because you got fucking slapped for being a cringey zoomer just makes you even more of a faggot that you already are.
Go back to discord you fucking loser.
Noice
LMAO, you expect me to read that, sounds like you're seething newfriend. Go back.
Like this? Wait this doesn't feel quite right and she looks bored
not reddit spacing
reddit spacing
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kys virgin
noice
Looks like I hit a nerve kek
Is this inception?
Very based and Very redpilled
Unironically, kino. Wtf KFC
movie name?
no you were just incorrect and I'm trying to help you understand
do you see?
do you see?
do you see?
>do you see?
do you see?
And reminder that you're the asspained zoomer dancing virgin
pic related is you lol
How redpill do you think I can base?
I truly hope this is bait lol
Women do think an awful lot about their pussies, probably more than guys about their dicks. Back in high school there was this pack of the hottest girls hanging out (like ine Mean Girls) and they had keen noses for pussy smell. They used to comment when someone's pussy smelled and teased the shit out of one girl (cute) that her pussy smelled and almost everyone found out. It was brutal.
ur le ebin troll u tell me kiddo
I-I think you're in the based and redpilled sweet spot, user.
MOVIE
NAME?
miss zoomeniality
women dont think like this
speed 2
based
post body
Haveth sex
It's been screenshotted and reuploaded by various redditors, and phoneposters. The post you're replying to has what appears to be a phone filename, so he probably screenshotted an instagram post to get that image. This is 2019 Yea Forums.
I've eaten from a smelly thai escort pussy. One of the lowest points I reached in my life
I'm sorry I cheated on you, Doug but you have to move on. There are other "good" girls out there for you. It's been a whole year already. Let it go :/
Bruh
>this nerd got so asspained about people calling him a virginfag zoomer he spammed reports about it
you gotta git
why the fuck is fassbender tapping this thing?
why is she dressing like that with that gut?
weird boner right now
Would fuck if its a boi
Damn, just consider the size baby she could fart out with those hips. it boggle the mind.
have sex
Wew, Talk about iron e
this would piss off a lot of black people. I'm actually really surprised that amping-up LGBT stuff didn't break blacks off from the Democrat's coalition already.
the republican party policies will never be appealing to poor people. They are actively cancerous to people that aren't making hundreds of thousands a year. Nobody is going to shill for you greasy exxon niggers ever.
Based Brosnan poster.
lol, shes just lifting a heavy, bulky weight for her size/strength..
Isolating muscles is good for size, but not for strength. So maybe shes going for overall strength, using compound movements, or maybe shes just tired and at the end of her sets
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this image will never not creep me out
they won't vote republican. how it works in a two party system is, if a person's natural party doesn't appeal to them enough, they just don't vote at all.
You gotta git some pusy
>t permavirgin
>tfw legs look better without pockets
>tfw priorities are in order
I want to try this