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first for only gamorah and tony stark die in end game
Whip Snek is worst snek
you take that back
Ned Fookin' Oomba
With my first decree as the queen of the Realm I command all incels to have sex or perish
>Stannis
>dead
Whip snake is sexiest snake
POST SOME DAMN TITS BEFORE I PISS MYSELF
Ending spoiler according to Friki, the guy who leaked s6/7 completly and S801 over three months ago. He even called Tyrions first line being a Varys dick joke.
Tyrion is going to betray Jon and yassss queen slay and is burned in the dragon pit for treason. This happens after they defeat the night king. Jamie dies at winterfell in the battle with the night king. Yassss queen slay is preggo and gives birth during the final battle in kings landing. Cersei blows up kings landing. Arya sneaks into kings landing and kills Cersei in the burning ruins of the red keep. Yassss queen slay and Jon get a happy ending. Despite all her Dragons dying. Yara is queen of the iron islands. Arya falls in love with Gendry. Gendry becomes a true Baratheon and gets Dragon Stone.
THE BOAR OF LIGHT NED!
I hate this fat fucking nerd cunt. How hard is it to write a page a day? Every half a day?
YOU'LL BE DEAD SOON. WRITE.
I will not bow down to the pussy
I refuse to have sex with a roastie as loose as you dany
based
Are there full spoilers? I don't want to have to watch it
if Jon can't warg like a Stark or be immune to fire like a Targ then what fucking good is his lineage for
I just realized, thanks to the last scene, that I don't really care for any of the characters anymore, they all either died or got butchered by the writing. I still kinda care about Jaime but that's it.
Pretty tasty
But gamora is dead mate
He is the song of ice and fire
alright boys. i haven't seen an episode of game of thrones for at least about 5 years. but now ive found out this girl i like at work watches it and im going to start watching it just so i can have something extra to talk to her about. "hah hah did you see when that guy got crushed by the thing? oh the drama."
if i pick it up this season without seeing any episodes will i be able to at least trick a normie into thinking i didnt just pick it up randomly just to try and bang her? "Game of thrones? Yeah thats the show for me haha. Great cinematography."
>tfw you played a part in a capeshit series
>and it still isn't your worse part
dump your Whipsnek folder Yea Forums
yes there are
it's entirely bland and thanos dies in the opening scenes, they only fight strong past version and everyone snapped just comes back
that and the next spiderman already spoils that him and blackman come back anyways so we know they save them somehow
gay if true
No one even cares about his lineage the Targs lost the moment Jaimie killed Aegar.
Tyrion was never friendly with Cersei
If they kill Jaime I bend my knee to the Night King
I can see it happen just perfectly. "Well, what man is better suited to rule over the island of dragonglass than the one who best knows how to forge it"
don't mind if I do hyuk hyuk hyuk
>gets Dragon Stone
>not the iron throne
>when he's the only one with a legal claim to it
It's so bad it's probably true.Also, this reminds me of Sam and Bran saying Jon is the one true king. how does that make any sense? The Targ autists were kicked out. None in their family tree have a legal claim anymore. Who the fuck writes this shit.
Just tell her you like daenarys because shes a strong independent woman.
Panties gone.
There are literally countless lists of essential episodes to watch where you can cut out filler and be filled in on everything you need to know to get caught up.
Google is your friend.
>I guess this truly is a Song of Ice and Fire, Game of Thrones
Jesus Christ
Diddic Kon
Based DeeDee’s sister thread. Thank you, OP.
Fighting with a whip on board cuz it's your designated weapon.
The most retarded thing in the show to date prove me wrong
I'm gonna ask this again this thread cause the other one is dying
How does Jon feel knowing that the Dragon Dany rides is named after her previous husband who rawdogged her every night so hard she named one of her "children" after him despite only being with him for about a year?
Every time she refers to Drogon she has to be reminded that she was previously fucked silly by a massive barbarian dude with a 10 inch cock (probably).
They filmed multiple endings
Why are these women physically weaker than men? Shouldnt female solders be like Brienne having male level strength?
Jon knows nothing
Brienne is a freak of nature
>The Targ autists were kicked out.
Roberts claim was due to his Targ heritage.
Whether that was back to Orys being Aegons Bastard brother or some closer relation I don't recall.
>then what fucking good is his lineage for
For having a cool magic fire sword
This. Which is why I think is bullshit. Why would Tyrion, considered to be one of the wisest in Westeros, secretly be aligned with the woman who hated him so much, she's not only tried to kill him multiple times, but also used to pinch and twist his peepee to the point of bruising when he was a babby?
WWWAAAAARRRRRRHHHHHH
grandma was a Targ fucking shit
>implying you should take her seriously as a fighter
I still don't understand how they could fuck up the Dorne story line so badly.
YOU GIVE COMMANDS TO ME? TO ME?
Tyrion’s fyrion & syrion
Because Jon has ultimately been the only morally consistent and emoting character through the entire series.
>massive barbarian dude with a 10 inch cock (probably).
>Dany was constantly shown on top when they were together.
Pro-tip. Women do this if you can't get them off in other positions.
She is the Iron Fist
The wrong Targ died in the first book/season.
What was the Targ endgame? Their ethnicity was outnumbered in Crapteros.
>And Rhaegar ... how many times do you think he raped your sister? How many hundreds of times? I will kill every Targaryen I can get my hands on, until they are as dead as their dragons, and then I will piss on their graves.
Will Gendry make his father proud and end all Targ fucking shits?
The only way I could see tyrions betrayal making sense is if he somehow tries to betray dany in favour of Jon taking the throne.
If they go the "mad queen" route being the motivation for Tyrones betrayal then it makes absolutely no sense to side with Cersei, who has proven even more insane.
Her biceps are actually pretty good for a girl
ASOIAF map porn thread, first few are ripped of AWOIAF IIRC
CAREFUL VISY CAREFUL NOW
Bobby doesn't know that Lyanna
and me do it in my tower every other day
She tells him she's in the sept but
She doesn't go
Still she's on her knees and
Bobby doesn't know
Lol
I miss 2016 guys
She's a qt, that's for sure.
YOU WOKE THE DRAGON
She probably needed to be in control to stop him from destroying her cervix
You saw how she fell in love with him over s1 after pretty much being his prisoner. That's because she got such a good dicking
He doesn't care because Dany is no longer an emoting character with vulnerabilities - she's now a snarky slay queen
You mean Black Widow
What this gif from?
Noah movie
Check the angrygotfan twitter. All the spoilers are real
NED I'M SURROUNDED BY CANNISTERS
Fun fact, to play whip snek Jessica Henwick almost didn't get the role because D&D were looking for a nigger, so she had to befriend them. There was also scheduling issue with Iron Fist so while shooting for both shows she had to fly back and forth across the world several times in span of couple of weeks to be on both shows, to make it easier on Jess D&D considered just not mentioning her character ever again and not even explain her disappearance without recast.
All that and D&D made sneks shit, jesus fucking christ
That's nice. This is nice.
KEK
>shoehorning trump dick-riding into /got/
Jesus, trump supporters are worse than vegans and CrossFit combined. Here’s a joke. How do you know Is a trump supporter? Just wait 5 minutes, it’s all they fucking talk about.
based
fuck the sand shits
I miss her bros.
goddamn viserys was so based
Sneks were always shit, though
lol. Moon is no egg. Moon is goddess, wife of sun. It is known.
I don’t get it...
What even happened to her again? She just fucked off back to the swamp right
who actually dies in end game? I honestly don't care about that series at all so I've only heard in passing that tony, gamorah, and black widow die, but someone said she comes back how can you have a big ass 11 year series and only have 2 people die to the big bad
This is never going to become a meme, user. You tried yesterday and it 24-hours hasn't made it any less retarded. Those are tanks, not "cannisters". A canister (one n, retard) is small. Those are big. They are tanks.
If The Walking Dead can film multiple endings for a regular season cliffhanger, then I'm pretty sure Game of Fucking Thrones has done the same thing for their SERIES finale.
This. Trumptards try to force every fucking discussion toward “libtards” or “based sassy daddy”
>Targ endgame
>Pic related
Why was John praising Sansa for her cunning and intellect? Has she done a single thing in the show that was both worthy of praise? Am I supposed to think the terribly written keikaku against littlefinger has earned her the respect of the North?
Still one of the best characters and actors on the show. Shit was never the same after his zany antics ceased.
the original version was liberal shit
Well look at this fancy pants and his book learnin'.
>B-bran gib me dicky
>My brother died for you bran so give me a son now
>FUCK MY FROZEN PUSSY BRAN
What was Bran supposed to do?
she got raped
it was beautiful
She was raped
not proud of it, but I recognize her, she should be Marina Nagasawa
Does plenty of teasing shit like that, no nude so far AFAIK
D&D said that GRRM gave them one final shocking twist for the ending, it will probably have a proper build up and justification in the books.
Is the show going to end with revelations that inform motivations that the audience had no way of predicting ?
Did that black dude die in Hardhome or what?
>Stannis limps badly wounded towards Winterfell alone as Brienne left him to save Sansa
>he does it so Shireens burning was not in vain and for her sake, go on and finish what he started
>the Bolton sounds the horn and send out their entire army with Ramsay in the lead to further humiliate him
>Stannis then prepares for his last stand knowing this is where the last of the Baratheons shall fall and contemplates about his life decisions and takes a deep breath as the hooves of the Bolton horses sound closer and closer
>then suddenly another horn can be heard in the distance
>2000 good men riding on flaming horses ride out of the forest to Stannis aid followed by the other half of his army and the sky turns dark red as fireballs rain down upon the Bolton army
>then slowly descending out of the red clouds a massive burning ship commanded by demons of R'hollor that fire volleys of burning cannonballs at the Boltons who are fleeing in terror
>screams of pain can be heard as Melisandre is tied to the ship as a figurehead ornament
>and on the bowsprit stands Ser Davos playing Fury of the Stag on a flaming guitar to boost the morale of the fighters below
>with a single tear in his eye Stannis thinks to himself "Davos you old sea rat" as his sword bursts in flames and he summons a flaming horse to lead the cavalry charge
>Davos then screams to the demons to throw more wildlings into the furnace to make the ship go faster as they are on a collision course with Winterfell
>Roose seeing all this from within the Castle of Winterfell thinks to himself "No, this can't be happening! I'm in charge of the North!"
>screen cuts black
> and who, are you
All she talks is hilariously about food, might as well put an apron on her.
He's not going anywhere, might as well oblige.
Look, we have one here:
>muh libtards
Give it a rest
you now remember GRRM
>Those are big.
Maybe for you
Jealousy of Jon and Danys romance, he will play the frustrated incel. Knowing D&D someone will even call him incel in the show
Anything about giga chad Euron?
no, i can't. you're just too.... Jewish.
Is that the Karstark girl?
God I love faces she makes. I hope that's how she looks like during sex.
Yes, she earnt our respect through her ability to endure rape.
No, but Yara will probably YAS QUEEN him
I'd be pretty surprised if the Jon/Dany relationship lasts desu. I guess he can't leave her if that whore is actually pregnant though.
>he will play the frustrated incel.
He is swimming in whore cunny.
this isn't fair
Stop the damage control, you know it will happen
>Give it a rest
Right back at you faggot
I was just pointing out that the original version of that pic was made by liberals around 2012 so it's never been exclusively trump supports bringing up politics
I found it hilarious user
He probably should break it off in light of she's his fucking aunt and Westeros is not Mississippi
DABIDS have the chance to pull off something that isn't completely idiotic for once, if the WW win at Winterfell and they push up to the Neck we can see Meera and Howland Reed, then Howland can confirm that Jon is Lyanna's son and shit
But I fear my expectations are too high
He would have to rape her first or else she wont know who to accomplish that.
Tourist detected
i forgot what happened to her,did she go back to her frogs?
Where's the swastika edit?
>He doesn't know about the glorious progeny of the Habsburgs.
She's too cute to not bring back. We need to see Howland too.
I literally have never avatarfagged in my life are you drunk Jani?
Aunt/Nephew isn't even that bad there.
gib Meera the throne
Oh this is way better than the shit we've been shown so far.
Tyrion's always been a proud Lannister despite his conflicts with the family, I think Jaime's death will make him swing back to Cersei's side out of an existential dread of his lineage dying out.
Frogfu is hiding in an attic somewhere
I DON'T TAKE ORDERS FROM SAVAGES OR THEIR SLUTS
I was making a joke about Karstark's butterface, user
Or, he can help his Jon / Dany bros depose the hell out of her, become head of the Lannister family, and began his own lineage.
>tfw no sister-wives
Old Tyrion was. New Tyrion hasnt fucked in ages
>Gets TOLD
>Give it a rest
Yes, she's back with frogs and she's the one now shitposting all the Bran memes in /got/
Nice trips, Your Grace
WHO GIVES A SHIT?
AAAAAAAAARGH
non
TWO SISTER-WIVES?
The worst part is, it would have been so easy to get here.
After the Vale have her actually follow through on seducing Ramsey (like margery/olenna), turning him on myranda/his men/reek (like littlefinger), and then when he's under her thumb and friendless she lets Jon walk right in to take back Winterfell and then cries about her abuse so Jon muders him in plain view to get all the lords present on their(her) side.
It was so fucking simple
Non-white people.
The one true king
REST IN PIECES BARRISTAN SELMY OF THE KING AND QUEENS GUARD
HE DIED FOR NOTHING
Oh Rhaenys, why do they alway portray you in slutty poses?
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6' vs 5'10"
Will Ellaria do anything or is she "dead"?
she was always the dumb spoiled one. if anything, Arya is supposed to be smarter.
THIS, FUCKING THIS. THIS SEASON IS THE SHORTEST ONE AND YET NOTHING HAPPENED IN THE FIRST EPISODE AND WE'LL HAVE THESE TWO LITERALLY WHO'S WASTING PRECIOUS SCREEN TIME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I think they're basing it entirely on having enough of Littlefingers shit and killing him with Arya
Is this a "girls only" video or does it expand to a menage à troi, user?
raped
Source
>Remember Jon Snow, Redguards are physically strongest race but have lowest intelligence, have you ever wondered why?
>Why's that, Uncle Ben?
How do you explain it?
strapon lesbo only
Never forget.
She was left to watch Stabbysnek hemorrhage out her nose and then Ellaria would be kept alive long enough to watch her rot, IIRC
We better at least get a good death scene out of it. Way too much time dedicated to this boring romance.
>After the Vale don't have LF give her off to Ramsay like a fucking retard
ftfy
Just watched it. First episode was pretty comfy, not sure what people are complaining about. I miss the Hound + Ayra travels though. And Myranda's tits, tummy and hip bones....
>tfw no ygritte gf to stomp on my balls
Especially since Visenya was the actual slut
>Remember Jon, my frontal lobe is missing
>I'm going to put together a crew of the best Cynohpobes in the Iron Islands.
Aye so she can sit at the Vale and get railed by Harry instead
Cynophobe*
They didn't say he was wrong tho...
oh good. it sounds like it's going to be a fun arc for next season. I can't wait to watch it play-out over the next 10 episodes, leading-up to an exciting and rewarding conclusion.
How did the same actor get different roles in the show?
>no one has yet to deepfake that porn
the fuck guys. unless the source was lost.
>Sam Raimi will never step in to fix this season of GoT
Ah, shame
Reverse google search the image. It will lead you to it on PH.
this is a man I can stand behind
I can't think of a single thing Sansa has done
at all
other than call little finger to his death? does that count? she summoned someone once
SHE DA SMAURDST PERSI I KNAUW
Ygritte, more like Regret lmao
>these two
>not barristan
>no faegon
garbage show
What GoT girl do you most want to take a bath with?
didn't they marry irl?
After the acting gig fell through he joined the gold cloaks and was immediately able to recognize Tyrion through years of intensive character study. Truly an artist taken before his time.
>Margaery/Olenna seducing Ramsay
Now that I would like to see
BASED
STANNIS
STANNIS
STANNIS
Yeah I actually think her staying in the Vale like she did in the book would be better. Granted it works in the books because there are more than 3 characters with a personality there. Also I don't know where they would go from there but anything is better than the atrocity we got after season 4.
With Ice gone, does that make Longclaw a Stark heirloom sword or a targ or back to the Mormonts?
>implying there is any question
based
Will FBI open up if I say Myrcella?
He unironically plays both well
Yeah, but then Olly's actor killed her irl so that was a bust
What's his fucking problem?
TOADWIN LANNISTER
All of the Sand Sisters
lel
HAHAHAHA A FULL METAL JACKET REFERENCE AHAHAHA
xD
maybe, maybe not. But why would you?
S1 Arya
the show is gay and normie with shit writing and so are you
The ice wraiths are the only decently cool thing everything else is gay
S1 Dany
That’s my theory
yn seiliedig
GRRMs twist was that Tyrion is a Targ. They changed his twist, kept him a Lannister, killed his dragon and are keeping him a Lannister.
BESSY
He's in this season
Excellent taste
When is Stannis coming back.
Will Bran ever send whispers to the passed or was the Tower of Joy and making Hodor retarded scenes irrelevant
Swearing is all he does now
me on the right
How fucking shit writing god is the best advertisement books could possibly have.
nobody saying Missandei?
how fucking gay is this board
that's it I am leaving now
episode 4 leaked title is azor stannis
get hyped
Me on the left
It's time to let it go. Let him go.
so long eunuch
this
>mfw Patchface episode
DABID. GODS WHAT A STUPID NAME.
You tuning in tonight?
high iq
Loyalty burns on forever
based
I remember being excited for that and thinking it was going to lead to her being Stannis’s captive like in the books. But instead we got shirtless Ramsay and she ran from dogs and went home for two seasons.
Guy on the right is the "older brother"
Bend that fucking knee, cunt.
based
>Who named you, some kike with a stutter?
It was a different time...
best body imo, would wife
Is the cleganebowl plebtit?
send nudes ?
NOTHING IS OVER! NOTHING!
>best body
Shit opinion.
Where did you hear that?
Quick, post some images from the good old times.
Why isn't Patchface in the series? He's scary as fuck in a good way because of his visions
>"Hey Aegon, how come your mom let's you have TWO sister-wives?"
Totally forgot the existence of Salladhor "BLACKED-ing queens from here to Meereen" Saan
dog posting was the best
good the lewds, they are easy to find
post a better one, i dare you
All his premonitions would go way over the head of normies and would mostly just be a waste of screen time because of that. Need more screen time for quips and memes.
BASED
I miss 2014 Yea Forums
Why lie m8. Friki only said the Tyrion shit, none of the rest that you just made up. Especially nothing about fucking gendry getting legitimized and getting a castle
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Which one is the best DVD lore bit? Qyburn keeps getting really good ones
I agree. nothing sexier than boney hips. It's like you get to marry your own walking, talking holohoax skellington. Excellent taste, user. pol/10
What I wouldn't give to fuck the shit out of that. The woman ain't half bad either.
HOT NEW LEAK: During the battle of Winterfell NK uses his powers to raise more soldiers and inadvertently brings back Stannis who grinds his teeth hard enough to overcome the NK's globalist programming. He then proceeds to choke out Arya MMA style before taking her dagger then stabs NK and wins the battle. He then climbs on a horse and quips "one king fewer" before riding off into the sunset.
Jesus, you can gouge an eye out with that.
what do you think she smells like?
Sand?
Sand.
I want to rape the shit out of bad poosy.
I'm liking all this Stannis reworking going on
I've sailed all over the world and that's the only image that's ever terrified me
>Fool's blood. King's blood, blood on the maiden's thigh, but chains for the guests and chains for the bridegroom, aye, aye, aye.
his song is sung by Shireen when she's introduced and played again as the credits song.
The tune she's humming then becomes her theme. That's the only reference to him i'm aware of. oh oh oh
Based
>arya
>great times and great beauties
>feshwater boating glory
She's a delight. Radmure approved
f o r e s h a d o w i n g
Muhuuu the Dornish gold has always been celebrated for its excellence. There is an Arbor gold by Mace Tyrell. Inspired by that same Dornish excellence its fermented in the bad poosey, and like the best Dornish gold its raped and murdered.
Pretty with psychological inadequacy. Imagine the sex.
So she is gonna become a chandelier?
Because she's so hot
WAAAYHEOOOOOOO
THIS SEX IS ON FI-YER
Still got fat tits though.
>7 candles on chandelier
She gonna set the 7 kingdoms ablaze isn't she?
Melisandre
Bad writers
Carice van Houten
>cgi tits
Based
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Sansa desu
at least she got real abs, user
300 u shits start new thrad
START THE NEW THREAD BEFORE I PISS MESELF
hound is an absolute unit
Lyanna Stark, the one riding horses
Bump limit is 310, newfag.
Is it technically possible that the boobs keep producing milk on a regular basis years after the baby is born?
New
I heard it does so long as you keep milking them.
If they keep getting sucked then yes
Yeah. I asked my girlfriend this a few weeks ago and was shocked and kind of disgusted when she began milking herself. Our son is 11.
New Thread
>girlfriend
>Our son is 11
marry her you degenerate
someone explain this please
Wait! Holy shit! That's her?
>11 year old son
>still not married
You degenerates are going to make your kid all weird
>Jony boy will not believe Sam's story
>Bran tells him only Ned and Meera's papa survived the incident at tower of joy
>Reed family eventually has to come in Winterfell, Sansa called every bannerman
>Meera-chan is back
Indeed, Diana Rigg was a fox
Search for Alice Merchesi and Lauren Phillips.
It took me like 20 seconds to find.