Matlock!

>Matlock!

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What is matlock anyway?

>Matchuck

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sneed is reddit

It's actually a good show.

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I want my... I want my Feed and Seed
I want my... I want my Feed and Seed
I want my... I want my Feed and Seed
I want my... I want my Feed and Seed

Now look at them farmers - that's the way you do it
You sit out front of the Feed And Seed
They ain't comfy - that's the way you do it
Money for Chuckin' and your chicks for Sneed

They ain't comfy - that's the way you do it
Lemme tell ya them guys ain't cringe
Maybe janny knows he can't stop us
Maybe Moeposter's ass just got singed

We gotta grow us some tomacco
At the former Simpson place
We got to overcome superstition
We gotta lower our soil pH

See the city-slicker with the loafers and the manicure
He likes good groomin' and he sure don't care
That city-slicker got a fancy German car
That city-slicker planting Gummy bears

We gotta grow us some tomacco
At the former Simpson place
We got to overcome superstition
We gotta lower our soil pH

I shoulda learned to reset my router
I shoulda learned to change my IP
Look at that janny - he just nuked half of a Simpsons thread
Man, he does it for free

And in this thread, what's that? Facebook memes?
I want more edits of the Feed And Seed
They ain't comfy - that's the way you do it
Money for Chuckin' and your chicks for Sneed

We gotta grow us some tomacco
At the former Simpson place
We got to overcome superstition
We gotta lower our soil pH

Listen here,
Now they ain't comfy - that's the way you do it
You sit out front of the Feed And Seed
They ain't comfy - that's the way you do it
Money for Chuckin' and your chicks for Sneed

Money for Chuckin' (I want my, I want my)
Chicks for Sneed (I want my Feed and Seed)
Money for Chuckin' (I want my, I want my)
Chicks for Sneed (I want my Feed and Seed)
Money for Chuckin' (I want my, I want my)
Chicks for Sneed (I want my Feed and Seed)
Money for Chuckin' (I want my, I want my)
Chicks for Sneed (I want my Feed and Seed)

>Sneedlock!

Found the zoomer. Every millennial remembers their grandparents watching Matlock.

You also don't know Google apparently

It's a detective/mystery show, like Murder, She Wrote or Sherlock Holmes. Except Matlock is an old guy instead of an old woman or a neurotic autismo. Can't remember if he had a shtick, but Columbo had a shtick. Columbo had a glass eye, and would always (after he figured it out, but before it's revealed to the viewer) have a line of soft questions for the culprit to give them a false sense of security, then tie it all together with a final question/comment that would make it obvious the culprit was the culprit. And right before the final question/comment he would say, "Oh, just one more thing."
youtube.com/watch?v=8ZOHmz3bfAI

What's a computer?

A person whose profession is to perform long and complex mathematical calculations.

what's a woman?

NOOOOOOOOO LET ME OUT I NEED MY COMFY THREADS

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Post grandpa kino RIGHT NOW or I swear I'll shoot!

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You just posted some fantastic grandpa kino.

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Threadly reminder you can watch damn near every episode of Diagnosis Murder on youtube right now.

Plus a decent amount of Columbo episodes.

Sneed!

Fuck and suck

deenS is the dutch name for the danish language