Sorry user..... I only like tall guys

>sorry user..... I only like tall guys

Attached: captain-marvel-movie-brie-larson-1157927-1280x0.jpg (1280x718, 64K)

fuck....

Attached: shrek.jpg (550x469, 15K)

That's okay, I only ask out attractive women.

Don't worry about it, I only like women

DEMOLISHED

...

Attached: Screenshot (1392).png (1920x1080, 1.64M)

Sorry Brian, I only like women born with vaginas.

My height is 195 centimeters and, I do not like mentally handicapped people do not wash their feet.

>Found out I can't serve in the army in my country because the minimum height is 1.65cm

Attached: 1555229438768.png (385x470, 152K)

sorry user i only like *black guys*

Brie I'm 6'3" and wasn't even speaking to you what are you talking about

dont they realise manlets make good soldiers
>smaller target to shoot
>can fit in small places like tanks or tunnels
>require less provisions than big boys
>physical strength advantage over the enemy is largely irrelevant in modern combat

I don't date white trash

Attached: cardi-b-1.jpg (1473x1156, 220K)

probably has to do with carrying very heavy backpacks

It's ok,I don't date retards

It's okay, I don't date femcels.

>physical strength advantage over the enemy is largely irrelevant in modern combat

Except you will spend most of your time rucking 100+ lbs around as you walk for miles while on patrol, which is obviously easier for taller and stronger soldiers. And nobody will trust the guy who is half their size to carry them out of a combat zone as they bleed out, if necessary.

Goddamn it man. I know too much.

>tfw you will never get to witness some chad soldier evac his manlet buddy piggyback style in the heat of combat
Sounds cute desu.

Still makes sense to keep a platoon manlet on hand specifically for clearing out tunnel networks
>have fun in there Hideki

im 5'11". What does that make me if tall is 6' and manlet is 5'8"

V
I
E
T
N
A
M

what are you a woodlouse?

Imagine Hulk fapping with it haha
That would totally weird, right haha
With his powerful big green muscles stroking his gigantic dick with the force to destroy a universe
Ha ha

16% of the male population is 6' or taller. 80% of women on Tinder say they prefer tall men, so that means that 80% of the women think that they are in the top 16% of the female population as a whole.

Most women are not as attractive as they think they are, and yet they think they shouldn't have to settle for an "average" guy. And they wonder why their ovaries are drying up and they live alone in an apartment that smells like cat piss.

That's okay, I only like women with big tits and perfect asses.

>1.65cm
>5.4 ft
Holy shit you're like a turbo manlet. Damn sorry bro.

> one of the most decoratedAmericancombat soldiers ofWorld War II
> 165 cm

Attached: 250px-Audie_Murphy.jpg (250x362, 24K)

>if you look at this set including nonagenarians and the developing world i'm actually only a little below average haha

>1.65cm
foetuses are bigger than that wtf, how are you even able to use a keyboard

>guys

Attached: brunettes.jpg (1987x1765, 1.76M)

AHAHAHAHA damn life is gonna be hard for you pal

Attached: 1549920985484.jpg (1280x724, 68K)

>>
It would be extremely painful

>I like tall guys
>dates manlets
OH NO NO NO NO

Attached: 1446336.jpg (1159x600, 218K)

>just now realizing the top 20% men get top 80% women maymay is real
well hello there brainlet
all this cope

Simo Häyhä was even shorter and he's arguably the greatest sniper in history.

Attached: 220px-Simo_hayha_honorary_rifle.jpg (219x316, 17K)

Meanwhile the manlet flying the F-35 sets your entire squad in flames from 8 kilometers away

Attached: 1503547811815.png (736x354, 429K)

Literally who? Have you heard of Chris Kyle the American? Of course you have.

That 16% figure comes from the US. 84% of men in the US are less than 6 feet tall.

There is also the fact that on OK cupid 80% of female users consider 80% of men to be below average in attractiveness (which is not how averages work, but hey, women logic). The top 80% of women are competing for the top 20% of men, while the bottom 80% of men are competing for the privilege of settling for one of the bottom 20% of women.

It's simple economics. If you are an average woman you are not going to be able to marry an above average man, because they can do better. If you think you are better than average though, that puts you at an impasse. For the last decade we've seen constant hand-wringing about how society is putting unrealistic expectations upon women, but it's actually the men who have down to earth expectations while the women have become impossible to please.

imagine not speccing AGI/INT IRL

Attached: 1515313530686.jpg (1003x852, 455K)

That literal who has 505 kills, 259 of which were without the use of a scope.

Except thats wrong.

>that means that 80% of the women think that they are in the top 16% of the female population as a whole
that part's not necessarily true though. you're talking about preference here which has nothing to do with what they think of themselves. everyone wants to be getting with their personal most attractive person possible even people who think they're ugly pieces of shit.

I'll bet. They're less likely to smell your feet.

Attached: Brie-Larson-Feet-3026048.jpg (2000x2533, 1.43M)

nu uh youre wrong

>tfw tall but fat, ugly, and tiny-dicked (2.5 inches)

I'm a 6'3" skinnyfat version of every "ugly bastard" ever, even in this hypothetical scenario she'd never look at me. Which is fine since I'm not into women with fungal nail infections, a flat ass or resting bitch face.