*loses and calls you an idiot three times*
*loses and calls you an idiot three times*
Jack Cox
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Brandon Scott
>be untop of the world and than loses it all to billionaire china men that views money as play chips and becomes triad slave
Cooper Robinson
Whoopsie
Samuel Moore
Poker is the stupidest meme I fell for. Played off and on for 15 years, up and down, ended up down maybe 5-6k, but the amount of mental energy i wasted thinking about the game is the bigger loss. Many casinos are boiler rooms now. And Id say half the dealers are card mechanics. Most players that go on runs do it on a string of luck and catches. Its not a skilless game, but its a complete waste of investment.
Lucas Ortiz
Is there anyone more based then Tony G?
Levi Brooks
Is there anything more pseudo-manly than playing poker? This shit is just ridiculous, even James Bond hardly even pull it off.
Nolan Bell
Should wearing glasses be banned from poker competitions? Learn to hide your tells, don't fucking cheat.
Aaron Hill
>waste of investment
who the fuck thinks poker is an investment?
the only people that make any money from this are pro players and I'm not talking about the money from tournaments
Logan Bell
That's why I don't even bother pretending and just play MTG instead.
Josiah Cook
Investment can be time, mental energy, etc. Not just money. And yes I know most money is made in cash games.
Jayden Turner
HONEY!
Luke King
Nah, it improves the game by making the others better at spotting tells.
Ethan Ortiz
Is Tony G >our guy?
Nicholas Scott
why would you ever trust that face
Nicholas Evans
what a shit hand on hellmuth, lol he completely deserves that
Christopher Garcia
>says he didnt check the hand
>actually saw his cards
>phil takes the bait calling his all in
>Tony has AK to Phils AJ
>Phil is steaming
>Tony continues to shitpost him as they run ot 3 times
Pure kino
Jack Green
HONEY THE GUY BET THE RIVER WITH BOTTOM PAIR
Brandon Hernandez
Post poker kino
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Grayson Bennett
it's fun though and I say this as someone that sucks at it
Joseph Smith
Poker Tier Power Rankings
1. The nice canadian guy that wins most of the time despite having a good time and laughing a lot
2. The literal autistic Durr who looks like his brain teleports to another galaxy every time he contemplates a move but still manages to out bluff everyone there.
3. Phil Helmuth. The guy that made poker memes a thing
4. The nigger that looks like tiger woods but it still pretty good
5. The guy that wants to be phil helmuth but ends up just looking like a humongous whining cuck. Mike Matusow is the DSP of poker
Jacob Brooks
#1 is Daniel Negreanu and he's a Pokerstars shill now unfortunately.
#4 is Phil Ivey, he actually was the Tiger Woods of poker in the mid-2000s.
Nowadays the best players are all a bunch of socially awkward cucks with no personality, it sucks.
Gavin Perry
Colton Morris
Lets play play poker you and a few of your friends if you have any, and I'll pseudo take your money
People, unlike you, generally aren't obsessed with appearing le manly about every fucking activity they do
Christopher Stewart
Levi Barnes
What's more likely:
A) You suck dick at poker
or
B) Every casino you stepped foot in is full of cheating dealers who rigged the games so that you couldn't win
Christopher Green
*unzips emerging matrix perfection*
Leo Johnson
>no pokerfu gf
Angel Bailey
>i check
Owen Martin
i can't believe vanessa rousso became a dyke. i'd love to be a fly on her bedroom wall
Cameron Wood
>no lynn gilmartin gf
>vanessa rousso became a dyke
woah
Carson Reed
reminder that invoke prejudice is 1488 on the gatherer
Gavin Wood
And the artist is an open neo-Nazi, yeah
Brandon Bell
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All in every time
Joseph Lopez
are you seriously eating a big Mac?
Jack Butler
it's fun to play. anyone that tries to make a profit off of casinos is a brainlet loser.
Leo Garcia
>this card sells for $350
Neckbeards were a mistake
William Morales
Remember nice guy Negreanu shit posting on rec.gambling poker back in '98? Telling Annie Duke to keep her piss stained feet off the chairs and whatnot? Good times.
Levi Gray
How is this shit allowed? What if someone is feeding info into his headset or he has a card counting computer in his goggle?
Cooper Allen
wew
Wyatt Williams
I dont know man i went to a casino the other day spent 30 buck and won back 100. Doesn't seem all that bad as long as you dont bring your debit card and too much cash.
Lincoln Nelson
Negreanu seems passive aggresive most of the time and then will talk out loud like he's predicting shit. when he starts doing that you always go all in
Jace Hernandez
No. And counting cards should be OK too
Cameron Flores
random faggot on the internet who thinks he's a poker genius complaining about dealer's cheating?
no, that never happens.
Chase Martin
I do sports betting on a very small side where you can win
David Perry
>goes bankrupt for fifth time gambling
Henry Davis
Hey, I was like 9 and still masturbate at the thought of Annie slipping off her shoes and sitting on her feet at the table. Fuck Negreanu.
Eli Robinson
How do I get girls to disrespect and passively bully me with their feet lads?
Jaxson Bennett
They probably check it before hand
Juan Powell
Zachary Edwards
Sunglasses and ear buds should not be allowed at these events
Matthew Allen
agreed. I would add no hats and everyone shaved their heads
Robert Fisher
You guys can play pokerstars VR for free
Chase Stewart
Landon Wilson
if you dont play poker naked, youre cheating. Clothes are basically a way of hiding your sweat, which is an obvious tell.
Just learn to hide your tells, dont fucking cheat
Josiah Robinson
*starts crying in front of you mid-game to make your breasts lactate on national tv*