Did Morty really have sex with those adult women?

...your point?

Sex is only bad if it lowers a woman's sexual market value

>when a hot adult woman do it to kids its hot
FTFY

it was a fantasy created by his own mind tho

Silly user, everything's rape.

wtf i love rick and morty now

did rick really turn himself into a pickle? a pickle rick if you will?

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wtf i hate rick and morty now

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Nazis are unironically based

Great episode

nah because age of consent is just a challenge for guys

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

I don't even get what Rick's problem with Hitler would be.

Rick hates Jews and has personally killed several trillion people

It was unironically quite a good one, showing how rick puts himself in ridiculous situations to avoid his family problems, but of course people missed the point entirely because PICKLE RIIIIIICK LOL!

I don't watch this show. Does he actually hate jews and kill trillions of people?

youtube.com/watch?v=W71qRzCr0Mc

You'd think if someone said something bad about Hitler Rick would say "what about the dimension where Hitler cured cancer, Morty? what about the dimension where Hitler sacrificed himself to slay a demon from the underworld and saved the whole world, Morty?"

No.

rick honestly seems like the nazi type

Well he got drunk and declared Israel the root of all evil that everyone is afraid of, and he also once destroyed an entire universe full of sentient beings by knocking a box off a pedestal in what was totally definitely not a ripoff of Futurama.

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Rick has a 1000 IQ of course he knows jews are behind everything, but he wont get rid of them because he is not an altruistic person.

could u imagine just being a little kid and like someone in charge of u and with power makes u go behind the filing cabnits in the back room and forces u to finger her anus and then berates u when she takes out ur winky and says its suppose to be big and tall in front of a goddess like here and u start crying and she laughs and starts slapping u while jackin u up yelling and sayin good boys make cums for mommy
we livein a place and time that i am not sure of

>forces u to finger her anus and then berates u when she takes out ur winky
>starts slapping u while jackin u up yelling and sayin good boys make cums for mommy

wtf bros now I wish I was molested too

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when he gets drunk he talks about how much he hates Israel and yes he has killed trillions of people through either idiocy or spite

keep going

fem pedos are turned on by cuteness so crying makes them even wetter

gtfo neocon shills

what's happening here

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To be fair American Nazis are disgusting

I didn't realise Dan Harmon was so woke
youtube.com/watch?v=xCTTq0q4h-A

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Futurama didn't come up with that idea either.

Yeah, that'd be traumatic wouldn't it haha

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The original idea came from Theodore Sturgeon's short story Microcosmic God.

I used to tuck my dick up into my belt.

I wish I still had this problem.

He raped a alien robot seasons ago. You missed that episode.

why are the little black dots of his eyes not circular?