Would you have let them in?

I don't even want my friends and family coming round my house, why would I let in complete strangers?
I'd offer to phone for a taxi/the police but that's it.

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No because I hate Ana De Armas

What about them Yea Forums?

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based psychopath poster

Stop finding chipmunks attractive leaf

What about them Yea Forums?

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I have no friends or family, so there is nothing they could do to blackmail me.

yes because i'm horny and the chance to see their feet is reason enough to give my life

only if my bitch mom is home

Based.

I love Keanu but he was AWFUL in this movie lol
hot bitches tho

Yeah and take them to my braap dungeon.

Would gladly take them in and feed them.

Only if they'd let me smell their ass. I've always wanted to smell a woman's ass.

Two hot sluts show up on my (basement) doorstep? No way, José, I'd draw on them and make them take me to their pimp, who is undoubtedly staking out my house in a van outside. Then I'd shoot them all in the face and call the cops, reporting a disturbance.

Yes. I don't have a family so they can't get me in trouble.

Yes. I would tell them to take off the wet clothes and take a shower, and I would dig into my childhood clothes and get them some really small and tight shirts and shorts to wear. And no socks

Only if they offer me free pizza.

I wouldn't have let them in. I'd probably let them use the phone though

Well yeah, would you turn down free pizza?

If that pizza wants to torture me, then yes.

Based

nah I'm antisocial as hell
if I was that desperate to get my dick wet I would ring up one of the local faggots and get my dick sucked for free

I'm both horny and lonely so yeah.

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Naw. Two flat chested skeezies

YOU SUCKED MY COCK YOU BOTH SUCKED MY COCK

yes as my country has fixed age of consent at 15
whatever happens is a win-win for me

What would you feed them?

A bowl of eggs, obviously

God this movie sucked, and i had to watch it with my mom, most awkward expierence of my life

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Why? Did you get a boner?

His mom probably started biting her lips while looking at him. Too bad he's a faggot.

>the fap plan I just filed lists me, Dr. Pepper here, but only ONE of you
>the first one to strip gets to stay in my fuckpad

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>why?
did you watch the movie? it's like we were watching porn

Yes, but is your mom hot? Does she secretly want to fuck you?

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Spoiler alert: it smells like poop.

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>but is your mom hot?
kinda, she's 45 but looks 30
>Does she secretly want to fuck you?
i doubt it and i wouldn't do it even if she wanted.

In my early 20s? Stupidly, yes.
Now at 29? No.

Yeah holy shit this, 2015, old? What the fuck is this dude's problem is he like under 10 years old?

Nah I'm too scared of people to answer the door unless I know it's paid for pizza.

you wanna come inside? okay... FIRST! get on your knees. you heard me. right now. get on your knees. right here in the rain. yeah, that's right... now roll your little tops up. yeah, that's the stuff. kiss each other. like you mean it! really make out. give those little titties a good squeeze. oh yeah that's good. look at me. open your mouths. who wants to come inside first?

based pervert poster

based LARPoster

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no, I have the libido of an 80 year old

I have news for you, if you're attracted to that flat chested skinny ratface, you are forsure a pedophile. she's got the body of a 10 year old boy.

Gummy bears

I don't have a gf and never have, and the age consent is 16 in my country so all their dumb principles wouldn't apply to me, so yes. Also I like femdom shit, so double yes

I would consider it.

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>>all that fucking pudge....
>mfw

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thats wassup

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>fridge body
Yikes...

Take that back

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ignore him; he's a queer

I would let them(ana de armas only) "in" and by "in" I mean into my underwear to slob on me knob

Go back to r/greentext

This, the other bitch looks like an Italian whore. I fr*ckin hate Italia!

Came here to post this

and to think

at one point I considered her the most beautiful woman alive

i don't answer the door so no

I honestly feel sorry for you.

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They look suspiciously jewish and I don't live in a secluded area so no.

I wouldn't even have answered the door.

Man chromosome

youtube.com/watch?v=Lc1Ll-euRSg
>mfw

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>flat chested skinny ratface

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You would cum in your pants if she spoke to you. I’m fucking sick of uppity cunts on here thinking they’re good enough for 10s.

Sorry, I have higher standards. I would rather not put my peepee anywhere near this ratfaced fridge. Not to mention all the old Jew cock she's undoubtedly sucked and fucked.

have sex

but first seek meds

literally any guy, aside from raging homosexuals, would

>opening your door for anyone
>ever
>except for cute girl scouts

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me too user... me too.

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They smell like shit.
Pussies on the other hand, although they smell like sweat, will make you crazy.

Fuck yeah. They'd be MY sex slaves though instead of what happened to Keanu

watch out boys, we've got a dignified highfellow in our midst, totally not a unabashed peter puffer

I'm an incel so sure.

Little would they know a fast one would be pulled on them, they'd end up in a sexy torture dungeon and be torturefucked until they submitted.

>unabashed peter puffer
Please, take your reddit terms and leave.

They look like they got either STDs or a pimp waiting outside for the signal to invade my house. I could buy better looking whores that wouldnt mess up my carpet with their watery mud shoes.

imagine the smell

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Bully for you, What does that honestly leave you with? You may pride yourself on higher standards, but all it does is make you look and sound like a pompous ass.

>2/10
>wouldn't bang

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Only the blonde

gay and redditpilled

Is this bitch a twelve year old? I haven't seen a gay video like this since myspace was popular.

>dat webm

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Ur gay

That is actually hardy, keep feeling superior for being a superior ass. You didn't answer my previous question, what in your autistic sense should a women look like?

What makes more sense? That you are wrong? Or all of the world outside you is wrong? No matter your answer, you are still a twit.

Let me know when Aphrodite shows up at your door, and you slam it in her face reasoning to yourself that you can do better. You honestly sound like you are a miserable human being outside of shitposting on anonymous board.

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This motherfucker got fucking served

>This motherfucker got fucking served
You aren't even mature enough to be from reddit lmao. Go back to iFunny

I don't know who "Aphrodite" is but that sounds like a kike name. Is that the other girl from that shitty movie with the guy who plays John Wick?

Oh my fucking God, you actually are retarded. Read a fucking book you openly apparent idiot, or try a dozen to catch up with the rest of the adult world.

I'm done, you are hopeless. The worst part is that you'll still go on life being a retard, and being proud of being a retard.

>inb4, I was only trolling.

Honestly feel sorry for you short-bus.

>reddit spacing
Yiiiiiikes, Keep defending that jewish cocksleeve lmao, I'm sure one day she'll notice you and give you sex for your years of hard work.

Keep using namecalling and red herrings to justify your own stupidity, distracting from an issue doesn't make you anymore right.

You are You are demonstrably a fucking idiot. All you have to cry about is Jews, that is your only attempted retort. You are objectively slow, a fact that will remain Jews or not.

You are a personal disgrace to the concept of intelligent humanity, placating personal responsibility to blame another for your true retardation. You can keep name calling, you will still remain an idiot.

Those books I mentioned before, that actually have merit outside of just spewing self-superior shit on the internet. There are endless lessons to be found within nearly every story.

Since your only capacity is reading picture books, let me put it simply in stupid simple quote.

"Youth ages, immaturity is outgrown, ignorance can be educated, and drunkenness sobered, but stupid lasts forever." Aristophanes

You are the stupid fuck that will forever be stupid, and worse off, blind that you are an absolute retard without the least bit of effort to differentiate yourself from that reality. The world can only benefit from you by your death, not your continued life. You have literally nothing to offer.

No. I live in reality. That's a basic play from the Home Invader's Handbook.

>reddit

>spacing

>means

>I

>won't

>read

>your

>post
Didn't read any of that shit, reformat and try again.

guys i have a question, has anyone actually made out during a movie at the theater? I was talking to a girl I took on a movie date a long time ago and she said she was WAITING for me to make out with her.
But I was more interested in the movie that making out Tbh

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eggs

who is this?
sauce
on my desk
right now

I actually read all of this. I need a hobby

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Never have, but I would adhere to these guidelines, cause otherwise someone like me may be close by and tell you to knock it off or I'll kick your ass, which leads to an unwanted situation for you (prove manliness and fight or be a beta and stop)
>Don't do it if you're next to someone (within three seats)
>Be discreet
>Go to a movie that's been out for a while///not crowded
and most importantly
>Only do it if you're in the very back row so nobody is forced to watch
Or just, idk, don't make out in a theater in the first place. Go to your fucking house if you're trying to do this shit, why pay for a movie just to make out near other people?

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Would you have read it if it was all single space? Would you have consider the argument anymore if it wasn't "reddit-spacing"? Of course you wouldn't, because you have an ongoing habit of justifying your own stupidity by remaining a wall of retardation to justify your absolute ignorance. It's not reddit spacing that is the problem, it is you. It was no more than 6-7 sentences, which I'm personally sad is such a strain on your very simple and undeveloped mind.

You can deflect and obfuscate all you want, you have been and will remain the biggest fucking idiot in this thread. Your only counter-arguments have been akin to child on a playground. You have been acting like a child throughout this thread, without any effort at a decent rebuttal.
It is several sentences, not Atlas Shrugged.

Shut that dumb whore down by saying exactly what you just said
>But I was more interested in the movie that making out Tbh
She'll probably just think you're funny or something, but also maybe realize it is stupid to pay for a movie just to make out. Like said just go to your house or car.

I know for a fact you post on reddit.

Not the dude you're arguing with but who the fuck uses words like "obfuscate"?

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AGAIN, that is not a real argument. If you forgot I already said I have (long ago). You are deflecting to save yourself from acknowledging that you don't have a single critical thought in your mind. name-calling and inference is all you have, and it amounts to shit. Since your first fucking post. As mentioned before by Aristophanes, once an idiot, forever an idiot.

People with a developed vocabulary outside what's said on children's programs.

thats exactly my though process but I think this has happened to me twice already.

the other one who saw a movie with me was so excited to see me before the movie started and then was so cold to me after it ended while walking back to the car, she effectively ghosted me later. The week prior, we went on a bowling date and SHE initiated a kiss and was all over me then.

women are weird

WHERES THE FUCKING WEMB

That whole house was aesthetic as fuck

meherrheerrr

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>You may pride yourself on higher standards, but all it does is make you look and sound like a pompous ass.
On a Javanese mango farming forum, so I couldn't care less.

Looks abit like my oneitits if she lost weight

You should, because no matter where you are, you will always be an ignorant ass.

You have to get inside the mind of a woman: Imagine not caring about anything but sex. Everything women do is for sex, although they'll claim the same about men.
>Women's obsession with fashion is just so they can attract more men
>Women's obsession with social media is just so they can post cutsie pics of themselves to attract more men
>Women's obsession with makeup is just a pursuit to cover any and all flaws, while accentuating their feminine features so they can ____ more _____
They don't care about the movie they're watching; ever notice how 99% of women currently say they like marvel movies? It's because it's popular with most men, so they know that by pretending to be interested in it they can AMM.
Your, uh, sluts you hang out with just want to have sex, so they get annoyed when you don't seem to want it.
>"I put on all this makeup, did my hair, dressed cute, and he was more interested in the movie we paid to see? What a dick!"

cool

>>"I put on all this makeup, did my hair, dressed cute, and he was more interested in the movie we paid to see? What a dick!"
Unironically this. Women are only capable of thinking about themselves. They get annoyed, confused, but above all angry when they aren't getting attention.

uhm sweaty? no we dress cute because its fucking cute and I like looking cute. have sex incel

>have sex incel
See, it's literally all they think about.

uhm, no. men have one (1) thing on their mind and its fucking disgusting

Sounds like you are more obsessed that women are having sex, and you aren't. You are just jumping through mental gymnastics to justify why they have sex when you don't.

As opposed to you? The "chivalrous" user who nonetheless thinks he is above others when he has no better ground to speak on.

Guys I'll be here all night to call you out on the bullshit you delude yourselves with. Just stop, get real, and take on some personal responsibility.

sneed?

chuck

But what's the point of using fancy words like that though? Serious question

have sex, redditfag.

>but I think this has happened to me twice already
I've never dated a woman and that sort of thing has never happened to me, so you are the one to blame for your own problems. If you genuinely didn't want to spent time with imbeciles - you wouldn't.

yeah when I was like 13 or 14 because that's the only time I could be alone in a dark room with a gurl

i don getit

These new women's rights campaigns are really effective

Is Claire the official internet girl of /oldfags/?

It’s a trap. Their partners are waiting nearby so that they can bumrush he house and rob it.

Teasing me with their obviously seductive flesh violates the non-aggression pact

Holy fuck I was just thinking about this. If I didn't see this thread, and two qts knocked on my door I woulda let them in gladly. But after actually thinking about it, I would be skeptical as fuck. I mean, if you're gonna rob me, at least have the qts rob me instead of some dudes.

Some of those words have the ability to articulate an idea better than common words and common insults. Common concepts are simple, but don't fully engulf the entirety of a larger idea.

Like to see you do the same, you most honorable Yea Forums poster that would win over any women with your obvious charm. (/Sarcasm)

I'm a combat wounded vet, just pointing out that you assholes have no ground to stand on, you are no better than the stereotypes about women you bitch about. I.E. you are a bunch of bitches.

>I'm a combat wounded vet

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What would lead to a conversation like that aside from an intellectual conversation?

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>I'm a combat wounded vet, just pointing out that you assholes have no ground to stand on
You probably have no legs to stand on, wheelie LMAO
Are you happy knowing you served Israel?

based movie. Keanus best work xd

for you

I like you. Redditards should learn our board culture before they ever post. They shit up the board with empty space, and think they did something. I don't reply to redditards unless they get trips or better. Then I still give them shit.

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My parents have my PH, since they are more proud of than me.

Done this several times before, and you calling me out doesn't mean anything has changed. You are still a pussy calling out some faraway faggot (me) when you have done nothing of merit (or personal courage) in your entire life.

Get this user a stage and a mic.

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>Gorilla Warfare over 300 confirmed kills

And Angie Verona

i once let a clearly underage black prostitute use my cellphone. she took like 30 seconds and called me cute after :)

Though you're more annoying then a whiney liberal bitch thanks for your service if true

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except they wouldnt, cus theyd just do to you what they did to Keanu.

Yeah that makes sense at that age I guess but we were in our 20s kek

And whoever that girl was in that CP video hidden in literally every god damn Limewire download when I was just searching for wholesome and legal porn

You are projecting, and it makes you, and you alone look like a retard.

Appreciate it, but it is true. I've done dozens of these threads before hand.

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Only if the let ME IN

If you know what I mean

Cool but it's time to chill now. It's 1am have a beer and enjoy some kino

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I know who youre talking about but I never used limewire

why did you post an alt right hate symbol?

Can you just admit you browse reddit and fuck off?

Nope cause fuck bitches from this generation.
In old days youd probably be safe,but in this day and age its not even worth the risk

You obviously haven't been paying attention. And no, I'm here to stay until some of you anons find a personal clue.

Ohh right, I should just take the personal degradation simply because you fags cant believe that one person on this whole fucking forum not only upheld the truth, but also fought for something other than themselves.

Half my joy is calling out all of you cowards
for what you are. Outing all as "key-board commandos", who have literally done nothing to support their most precious views. You are cowardly fags, ones that will be called out as long as I'm here, as you speak tough and do fuck-all.

the black guy in the movie knows this. "IM FROM OAKLAND BITCH I KNOW 2 HOOD RATS WHEN I SEE EM"

Pssttt! Is he gone yet?

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I don't know if I would do that, where I come from, that's very old tactic used to steal cellphones.

You are such a fedora tipping faggot holy shit I wish you would get fragged.

Yes and made them some eggs.

>tfw no threesome with JLC and ADA

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>tfw cuban girls are physical manifestation for goddesses for a period of like 3 years and then suddenly look like vomited up garbage mexican field workers

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shes castizo so she'll last well into her 40s

Is this flick actually worth a watch? I've seen many exotic classics so sex must be the sole merit.

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Is there a good fap material in this movie?

>pushing homosexuality in a 70s movie
Put it in the trash

Nope.
My house is BlueLivesMatter

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It's pushing degeneracy more than anything. Emmanuelle is worse a watch only to educate oneself.

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god just imagining her getting railed by bbc all day long is so hot

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Yes,only a big british cock could give her a proper shag.