Where's the fucking joke

What exactly was wrong with what he was doing? Maybe she has vagina problems man

She's giddy about having sex in her weird French film way.

Contrary to what incels and lesbian separitists say, women actually enjoy sex. You'd know if you ever fucked one.

Jesus fucking christ, you don't even need to be good at sex or have a big dick to show a woman a good time. You just need to do foreplay. Tickle her pussy before you put it in. Give her some tongue down there. Like dude like bruh like. Just fuckin show her a shard of intimacy.

Back 2 reddit u fucking queer

the fucking

>Give her some tongue down there.
I ain't no batty boy.

But I fear intimacy.

>Give her some tongue down there.
Lol

I'm an incredibly lousy lay though.

I wish I could laugh about it

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She's trying to hold in a snigger but she's the one lying there as rigid as a surfboard

If you can't or won't eat pussy, you're a certified homosexual. End of rine.

>Just fuckin show her a shard of intimacy.
No way fag

Oh sweetie. He's just not big enough...

There's something about a french girl that acts all sweet and innocent that loves premarital sex like this that makes me want to jihad her and her family

have sex

eating pussy is for betas, you might as well get started on that cuck shed because if you cant make your woman cum from penetrative sex she's definetly going to cheat on you.

based

have sex

haha that's never happened to me before

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that scene ruined my expectations so hard

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4 inches is average

cringe

You got tiny fingers or a chode boyo?

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Being a man is such a grim existence. I'm actually surprised there aren't more murdering going on.

What is this meme quick redpill pls

Disney crowdsourced it when they decided to start "fighting back against incels"

She is such a loose whore that a normal man makes here feel nothing, and as a mentality delusional “empowered” women she tricks herself into feeling happy and strong due to her self inflicted abnormality (it’s an injury honestly).

3 fingers is like 8 inches of girth

Yyyup. Can confirm.
>dicklets btfo

I just use a sheath and finish in her mouth if she's slutty enough to concern over hole expansion.

wtf I'm average now

Foreplay? Eating pussy? Wtf is that? Be a man, grab her, carry her to the room and fuck her.

I will never be able to watch this movie because of how fucking annoying her face is

>Like dude like bruh like.

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too busy playing Sekiro and shitposting on reddit

it doesn't get better, user. I'm 29

he's bad at sex.

Kill yourself, retard.

Because most people here are insecure and worry about stupid shit like this, most of these fags probably haven't even seen the movie

>, women actually enjoy sex
They pretend to enjoy it because "society" tells them to be whores. If it told them they should hate it they would (see: Japanese porn).

>if you don't emasculate yourself, you aren't a man
Kek, the absolute state of roastie apologists.

How come all you retards never get this scene? Every time it's posted here, there's some dumbass theories when it's fucking simple:

She couldn't relate. She lived all her life without receiving affection from anyone (her own father wouldn't hug her, for God's sake). I doubt she'd ever even masturbated.
So in that sequence, it was showing the experiences she never had, and obviously she wouldn't get it in the first time. Maybe she found the feeling strange, maybe the way the guy was moving atop her was funny, the whole experience was foreign.
The point is, she couldn't relate.

have sex

Serious question, what the fuck is wrong with most of you?

Blaming women for your own personal failures at intimacy doesn't make you any less of a personal failure. I haven't had sex in nine years, but at least I have the reasoning to blame myself more than any other. How you idiots rationalize it as the fault of women solely is personally bewildering, not to mention categorizing every women as whore even when you can't get none. Take some personal responsibility in your lives you fags. Just perhaps consider that you are the problem, not everyone else.

Nothing but whiny man-children on Yea Forums, I swear.

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Redpiller here: the guy's technique is poor and shows how little he has fucked, which is laughable. she laughs at that

>you don't even need to be good at sex or have a big dick to show a woman a good time.
Nop you need a big dick to please her greatly because pressure on walls plus deep penetration equals quick orgasms. I really hate women why the fuck do they constantly lie about their true intentions?

t. virgin

No one gives a shit.
I don't think it is women's fault at all that I'm a virgin and don't actively try to get one, but I do know that I don't like what I see out of a lot of women.

meanwhile in crystal cafe...
>If you can't or won't suck dick, you're a certified lesbo. End of rine.

If your dick is big it doesnt matter what you do they will cream on it.

Some of these dudes have autism its impossible to blame themselves.

>Redpiller here

Nice of you to let everyone know upfront that you are a joke.

This man here

This man is based

why this gif triggered me so much

Are sniggers what sneed calls his slaves

I long for the day i fuck a second time because i want to see a girl react to the girthmeister (6.5+). posts like yours keep me alive

Incels are an endless source of comedy. It's like they have no concept of irony.

How could she know the level of his technique if she was a virgin, you utter brainlet? Nothing to compare to
Also,

Because you made up your own negative theory of what it means.

well you know what they say

Cum and go
Drip and dip
Nail and bail
Nut then strut
Plow and ciao
Suck and duck
Skeet and yeet
Hit it and quit it
Ram and scram
Screw and shoo
Shoot and scoot
Squirt and revert
Smash and dash
Skeet and retreat
Rape and escape
Hump then dump
Kiss then dismiss
Finger don't linger
Cuddle then scuttle
Breed then proceed
Get lade then evade
Jack of then back off
Ejaculate and evacuate
Go down and skip town
Impregnate and immigrate
Tear her apart then depart
Bust a nut then leave the hut
Fuck her ass then hit the gas
Suck her toes then say adios
Fill her hole then take a stroll
Shoot the Jizz then out you is
Spray DNA and refuse to stay
Smash mouth and dash south
Give her cock then run a block
Make a baby and run like crazy
Smash her rear then disappear
Hit the spot then ditch the thot
Blow your load and hit the road
Shoot the glaze then run aways
Shoot your goo and say "adieu"
Give her meat then hit the street
Shoot your shit then fucking split
Get some brain then ride the train
Paint her face and leave the place
Give her the dick and get out quick
Fill the crack and never come back
Ruin her sheets then hit the streets
Rock her box then change the locks
Insert your cock then promptly walk
Make her your play mate and vacate
Slide in your meat then hit the street
Fertilize her seed then need for speed
Empty your sack and don't come back
Cum on her back then get on the track
Fuck her fast then leave her in the past
Get insider her gown then get out of town
Prove you ain't gay then run the fuck away
Please your monkey and leave the country
Take her virginity then change your vicinity
Give it to the lad then make like a black dad
Prompt her wetting then change your setting
Explore your sexuality then reposition your locality
Upload your generic information then appear in a different nation
Preform vaginal penetration then proceed to change your location
Put yourself inside her a fair amount then change your physical whereabouts

What about when you look in the mirror? You like what you see? That is my entire point.

The mental gymnastics some here will go through to justify their own loneliness is fucking insane to me.

>being born with a small penis
>personal failures
haha

She ruminated on amateur porn, this is canon

Even if you make her moan alot a horse dick can do the same with far less effort thats why big dicks are superior by default.

Can only imagine the cringy sissy faggot who made these images

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That is not why you can't get laid, and I'm fairly certain that you know it.

Small penis talk is about low self-esteem, first and foremost.

underrated post from poster whos definitely NOT no chichiman

Ahem if you are white

5-6 average
Below 5 small
7 inbetween big and average
8 and above big

>when I look in the mirror
I don't feel like drastically changing myself to be accepted by other people. Not many people ever liked me anyway outside of 4 guys who are still my friends. I think many other people can get by socially without busting their ass or spending half their time in a gym, so I just don't care.

Thanks for the penis talk, you are still overlooking my entire point.
That's fair.

Turns out sex isn't that great

Id rather lick on open wound of an hiv positive bum than lick a pussy. That shit is disgusting to a next level, the only worst thing is anal

Oh I can get laid, I'm just saying that someone with a small penis would probably disagree with you.

Sauce on your pic?

Being well endowed isn't all it's cracked up to be. You'll probably never get a good blowjob and a lot of girls might just be straight up too tight. I actually had to end it with an ex because of this, she was petite and it hurt her a lot anytime we tried. Even got some lube in the mix, no dice (will be awaiting (You)'s from guys whose perceptions of sex are derived from porn on this one). Also for anyone wondering if they got a big donger girthwise do the papertowel tube test, if you can't fit your donger into the tube or only the head you don't have a beginner dick . Don't believe me? wrap your lips around the other end of the tube, it's much bigger than you may think.
Also if you're curious how you stack up statistically pop this into google and its your first result

calcsd.netlify

Exposed himself as 15 year old real quick.

Did you not hear his entire diatribe? He clearly has.

All woman are dumb sluts

gay

>this is how real heterosexuals think

Grow up, not for us, but yourself.

tfw your flacid dick is 5, but your erect is 6.5

I'm roughly 6 erect but like 1 and a half flaccid, it's hilariously small most of the time and I'm terrified of being seen naked because of it.

>Just fuckin show her a shard of intimacy.

fag

Im more heterosexual than you bro
I just won't put my mouth near a disgusting fish smelling vagina

Same mines 6.5 erect and same flaccid but I’m a big guy so it looks ridiculous

inshallah brother

Every single person in this thread is wrong, the true answer is Amelie is asexual

Not the meme special snowflake kind, the real kind, she was shown to be a odd girl during the whole movie and have a mild disatachment from reality, she clearly is a sexual deviant who can't understand the pleasure of it, so what is left is the silly faces and noises.