previous best waifu edition
/got/ general
maario naharis
fuck this fat cuck and his fat wife
QUEEN DAENERYS FIRE PIRANHA PLANT TARGARYEN
Gilly is cute
CUTE!!!!
When will she return
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
t. danyfag
Can Bran even fuck her?
The Mountain to kill Cersei by the command of the Night King!
Azor Theon
Why was he even sad about the fact that his father got killed? The guy was nothing but an absolute cunt to him.
What's his tax policy?
i'm bored. first person to name a new mario /got/ characters gets a photoshop
Press S to Spit
Based Jon’s uncle’s wingman’s daughter thread. Thank you, OP.
My aunt/wife's eyebrows are so cute...
This is Alys Karstark of House Karstark, First of Her Name, Lady of Karhold, Queen of Love and Beauty, Star of Two (2) Season Premiers, and My Wife. Say something nice about her.
Waario Naharis
Because deep down he knows that his father was right about everything
More wine, your grace?
He'll warg into Ramsay Bolton, make him a wight and have him rape her
HER LOOMING SHADOW GROWS
Her last page in the script literally said “she exits the room and the series”
Stannis will return
He's got a pure heart. Foolish to you and I but nonetheless that's who he is
"She isn't arya"
if someone were to write a short text on the decline on the show, which particular topics would you like to see as the focus?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
what about his wife's son?
Her costume is slightly less drab than the others
kill off all the good characters within the first three seasons.
almost. Because Randyll was right, but that Sam was sad wasn't because he knew, but just because of his absolute weakness.
Imagine being stuck raising your sister's half Targ abomination and having everyone think that you acted dishonorably.
Difference in dialogue and behind the scenes crap that I missed out on
>tfw Alys has been my waifu since last season
>now newfags are flocking to her
SHE WAS MINE FIRST
SHE GOT FAT
Too bad we never got to see that flamer get burned at the stake
HIDDEN IN THE BRANCHES
She genuinely looks 50 years old in this.
L E A K S
E
A
K
S
for what reason? he was a literal cuck and a giant failure
>Stannis
>dead
Ran out of the fat fucks source material and made it a generic fantasy trope with shit, unlikable characters
NO
MORE ELEPHANTS!!!
Joffrey and Kevan died in season 4 user
I don't like sand. It's coarse and cold and irritating, and it melts everywhere.
the decision to change the show's premise halfway through
so I'm still confused, if uncle benjen became a different type of uncle for jon, and father ned became uncle ned, and jon's aunt Lyanna becomes his mother, but his new aunt becomes his lover, then once married, won't that make Dany her own sister?
How was he a cuck?
Imagine everyone keeps thinking you beat Ser Arthur Dayne, the Sword of the Morning, fair and square, when in fact you didn't
You can have a shitty parent and still love them.
Honor is its own reward
Somenthing with oligarchi
God I fucking miss frogfu so fucking much.
CAREFUL BROTHER, CAREFUL NOW
Kevan died in season six
S
because he was still his daddy, though i assume he was more upset about his brother.
OF THE POISON CREOSOTE
>not having a sneaky frog manlet as a secret weapon
t. Danycuck
>best swordsman to ever live
>some goofy greatsword dualwielding caricature who can easily win 1v10
>likes to spin his swords like a clown for no reason
How do people take this story seriously with characters like that
whoops
DABID, stop coming here to try to make some sense of your post production mess
because sam is a gentle soul and a good boy and still cared about his father a little bit, in spite of everything
Ned betrayed Bobby B big time by not killing that Targ shit, even if it was his nephew.
Absolutely based
She would be her own aunt and her own niece, but I don't know about sister.
She doesn't look like a frog
Dual-wielding is dumb, ergo for him to do it and live must make him the best swordsman ever
one of my ex gfs looks a good deal like her but even prettier for a hippie desu
muh promise and shit
>let his girlfriend fuck anybody she wants, even preps the sex dungeon for her
>kills his daughter because his girlfriend said so
>never even gets to have sex with her
KEK
why are the zombies doing this serial killer nonsense?
It was a legendary flashback. Parts of it could have been embellished.
WHERE THE FUCK IS FROGFU
Ellie is too good for this shitheap
Did Cersei want the BEC?
BIG FAT COCK!
collateral damage
I just had a dream about making out with a girl that looks like her
Not sure about whether I fucked her
>Howland, fist thing to do is you gotta get hit and pretend you're dead
And yet the flashbacks are still the only parts of that season that I can recall without problem, strangely enough
Toadwin Lannister
>disgusting piercing
>skin not pale as milkglass, alive with light
>hippie = commie feminist
>probably doesn't bathe either
2/10, would not marry before the heart tree. Never besmirch Frogfu again.
Where is Mr. Eko and Bradamante?
>even preps the sex dungeon for her
So Bran's tree porn looks hotter than the real thing?
she looks like a bad trap
good taste, bueno!
Why does Quaithe even exist?
Thay could've put the whole fucking dialogue at least, not like it was that long
She took the piercing out. She's not a commie, and she bathes semi-regularly.
All part of Brosnan the Builder’s plan
say that to my face and not online faggot and see what happens
Did you lick her abs as well, user?
You pay no taxes but once you die he turns you into a wight and you become his eternal servant.
At least 5 of those are me, my love for frogfu is still strong even if she's gone.
>ex
one of the guys in the band fucked her didn't they user?
She looks like she takes ketamine, plays with a hula hoop, and smells like patchouli and unwashed ballsacks.
I once fucked a drunk black girl in a hotel bathroom in Atlantic City. I was supposed to pay her $80 but I only gave her $20. She looked nothing like Missendei though but I did infact put a finger in the bum. Afterwords I felt disgusting and showered for 45 minutes.
Is he wearing a chin prosthetic?
How is his jaw so MAX?
Sounds like a good deal desu
KINGSLAYER! GET IN HERE
>never even gets to have sex with her
The daughter or the girlfriend?
nice
Gendry is the one true born son of Cersei and Robert, you can not dispute this
Her eyebrows really dominate the scenery
I've missed this shit more than the actual show.
He's going to establish a classless, taxless, wight utopia where no one ever dies
this shit is so out of place
No joke, I don't remember what happened to her at all.
/got/ is better the actual show
I'm so glad to be here for this last time around
I've never seen a buzzcut totally ruin a person's look so hard. Gendry looks like a fucking weenie now.
this, his fighting style makes no sense and he still 1v4s people. actual genius
>dude there's dragons and zambies, why are you complaining that Jon pulled his willy out and slapped arya across the face with it, ther's fucking dragons lmaoooo
brano told her to fuck off because he didn't need or care about her
Nah I dated her 8+ years ago when I still lived in WV
based Waario Naharis poster
except he cucks his wife with a red priestess and shes happy about it
hehehehehe
the whore was a boar, ned
it's like that essay user wrote, in-universe consistency is something d&d abandoned because they realized most of their audience doesn't care as long it's something they use for a reaction video
this girl (left) should have played Daenerys Targaryen instead of Emilia Clarke
she's so much prettier
based
You smell like a fookin' ballsack. Ugly little cunt.
Surely if Cersei had a son with Robert she wouldn't send him to live in a shitty blacksmith house, she'd instead keep him and make him a prince and things
And what premise is that gayboi?
Except you are wrong, faggot
S
>left is a purposefully chosen good picture of said girl with lots of make up + filter
>right is purposefully chosen bad picture of Emilia without nearly as much makeup + no filter
hmmmmmm
last frame of the show leaked
left girl looks like a bimbo pornstar
>bro quit whining about realism, there's dragons so anything can happen
brainlets who use this argument should die in a fire tbqh
>game of thrones is the greatest thing ever!
>wow just turn off your brain and enjoy it omg
No, Jaime got jelous and had cersei get rid of him, so they made it look like the kid died (Cersei would never actually kill one of her kids) She then sends him off to live as a lowborn.
Could the legend defeat Arthur Dayne?
Perfect fit for the role
left looks terrible, caked in makeup and those stupid puffy lips that you can find on every instagram hoe, looks like an unnatural doll
and even if she was prettier, being pretty doesn't mean you can act
At least he's trying to redpill Jon on the WHORE
Probably, also I remember kissing and licking her neck
From political intriuge with no clear good or bad to good king and queen vs evil king and queen
Also pic related
does anyone have that image about the 'mindtrick queen''?
>no nose bridge
ugly FAS genetic failure
This guy is awful. What is his accent, it's so annoying?
Seriously talking what it's his endgame apart from fucking Cersei? he wants something more like in the books? I can't with this retard Euron
Kys pleb
>being pretty doesn't mean you can act
Then we'd be in the same position we are now.
>Read the books
>Lots of grit, brutal realities of life and hard men with hard choices
Then I tune in
>Strong womyn
>Strong kids need to guardians
>Fantashit that throws realities of life out with we mast stand togatha maymays
Just kill me, it has been 8 years since the last book.
they are wights not zombies you fucking normie scum
she looks like she fucks dothraki
Sam is too much of a beta to not hate him regardless of what he did to him. He was far more upset about the brother.
I couldn't last 37 seconds.
if your proposal's best outcome is that nothing changes at all, then don't propose anything at all
how can he cuck his wife if he's not getting pussy from either of them?
how can she be first of her name? There are had been other karstarks
Who is this? She gets posted quite a lot
>DAE the books were better?
He wants to make the Iron Islands great
>Crying like a woman at the news of his families death
Sam had to shame them even in the end.
The 6th book is never coming out, is it?
IS THAT HOW YOU SPEAK TO YOUR KING?
Considering they both dual wield (meaning power level over 1 million crayons) and thus their only weakness is getting stabbed in the back, it's anyone's guess.
Must have been nice skipping all the Daenerys chapters
how many STDs did u get?
Strong S
Reminder she was listening to a fucking Hozier EP
he wasnt. it was his brothers death which upset him
Men represent the embodiment of evil, women represent the embodiment of good, just like in real life, ie; rape, murder, msyogyn.
It's not a hard concept to acknowledge, open your fucking eyes overprivileged incel.
god i wish that were me
When the Night King wins, Meg Foster will be introduced as his Queen, right?
The Night King is doing it as an omen of his creation. Ned Umber's impalement against the wall surrounded by the spiral is a direct recreation of the obsidian to the Night King's heart on the tree surrounded by the spiral of stones. He's either incredibly butthurt and getting revenge, or is just doing what he was created to do.
Not him, but I can't help tuning out whenever she's on screen or it's her chapter again (after the first book)
We'd have a qt actress, that's a change.
How does she not get stabbed by spikes holding on like that? That can't be very comfortable. Not to mention the icy winds blowing in your face at high speed.
You said it
god i wish that were me
I dont shitpost on Yea Forums a lot but the total rape that is serialization of GoT makes me want to puke. Yes, its repeat every thread but fuck me.
Plus, one season isnt even enough to neatly close the covers
he was really handsome in season 1, why did he cut his hair?
but he did, he got bored of his wife and banged some melly on the side, sounds rather opposite of cuck behavior to me.
shes not his girlfriend either shes just some slut to make shadow babies with.
Thanks for the .webum
i couldnt last 37 second inside your moms pussy.
Daenerys didnt get into her position by her own merits. However same cant be said for serialization plus shit like whatshername mary sue exists
Reminder that Benjen is the only Stark in Ned's generation that didn't get a statue.
they don't have instagram filters in the show, can she look cutie covered in dirt
thanks
i wonder if the intro is going to be updated for each episode if something happens to winterfell or king's landing, that would be cool
WIGHT PRIDE WORLDWIDE
i pick this one
the costume design at the start of the show was really something else compared to the funeral robes everyone wears now
Well duh, there was no time for that.
Why does she wear the mask?
he finna control the dragons
>that lower body
i have the NEED TO BREED
Haha, Yea Forums. What a hideous deformed creature. She is clearly below my lofty standards. 2/10, would not fuck.
>world is dying
>everyone wears black and gray
shock
> the icy winds blowing in your face at high speed.
Oh yeah, kek
youtu.be
They built Ned a statue while Robb's army was in the middle of a war.
this but unironically
No virgins allowed in the Stark crypts
you wish
Someone posted it a day or two ago and I agree: I bet they're going to keep moving the blue tiles further into Westeros to symbolize the White Walker's advances, showing the viewer where they're at each episode.
>coworker mentioned that they loved the newest episode.
I swear this bitch only watches because the show is popular
The fact that he seemed genuinely distraught but then seemed to recover in the cold air outside immediately really broke muh immersion.
It's not like the statue builder had to fight in the war as well
faggot
Haha, Yea Forums. What a lovely beautiful creature. She is clearly the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, 11/10, waifu material.
Do they build statues for Starks that take the black, forsaking their names, titles, lands, etc.?
Bow to our Queen
This
The NK just stripped their free will to spare them the horrors of war, once the war is over he'll give everyone their personalities back
reminder
God I wish that were me
For sure they gonna show where WW got each episode
He wasn’t that upset about his dad... he was very sad about Dickon because he was a good lad...
oh no
whatever happened to her?
STUPID BOY
I love the music in that scene.
youtube.com
HAHA MEMES XDD
I LOVE MEMES LOL ROFLMAO
DANY DANY DANY DANY /OURGIRL/
>fatfuck confirms same ending for show as books again recently
>every unique to the book element and divergence is 100% meaningless and will just get written out at some point from Young Griff to Lady Stonehart to Stannis to fake Sansa
what a fucking mess
have sex
a lot of the soundtrack is good but the greyjoy theme is the most kino theme in the show and no one can convince me otherwise
>Implying
what am i implying? is the irony of my post not palpable?
She freed eddy, just not on screen.
what is it about this show that has most of the female cast age so horribly? i can only think of missandei and melisandre who don't look like they've been drinking and doing drugs nonstop for the past 7 years
go back2reddit faggot
It's just bong genes.
back to r/freefolk tranny
they went with euro actors, they either age like wine or like spoiled milk (not counting butterfaces), and most of the cast turned out to be milk
Is Jon supposed to be this embarrassingly short in the books? imagine being 5'8 with boots
It’s the anglo women who are aging like milk...Meli is Dutch an Messandi is quadroon
>Books
>Better
Nope, they only built statues for the Lords of Winterfell. Ned had statues of his other siblings built to honor the rebellion.
Poor Benjen got left out.
lmao
Why didn't Arya call Hot Pie to be Winterfell's main chef?
That's another big difference between the show and the books. Aren't the baptisms on the Iron Islands far more brutal than sprinkling water on their heads like that? If I remember correctly, they straight up hold their head underwater and drown them, and pull them up after they stop moving and if they die, they were too weak for the Drowned God but if they come back and cough up all the water and live through it, they are accepted by the Drowned God. Hence the "what is dead may never die, but rises again, harder and stronger" thing.
Because they were all kids when the series started and you're a paedo ?
They do this in show too.
Young Griff has always been a dumb plot point that only exists so Dany's conquest of Westeros doesn't go as easily.
Lady Stoneheart will result in either dead Jaime or dead Cat again.
The Stannis stuff depends a lot on the matter of how Jon gets brought back to life in the books. If Jon comes back without any downsides other than releasing him from his vows then Stannis might as well die since he is just taking Jon's role.
f o r e s h a d o w i n g
pls don't tell me that jamie is gonna get offed in next episode
Oh do they? Fuck it's been a long time. Guess it's good I'm rewatching it right now. Almost done with Season 2.
Starks are manlets compared to Baratheon Chads.
Starks want him dead, Brianne pleas for his life, he's sparred but dies holding off the white walkers
so if i'm horrified when a person who's 30 looks 48, i'm a pedo? based
None, from her at least.
Yeah it’s perfection
Would genuinely stop watching
He's in the Battle of Winterfell in the trailer so no. It's going to be pointless tension we all know is going nowhere.
patrician choices. well done, lads.
but the one that makes me want to JDIMSA is Bad Poosy
>Be Reddit
>Cersei literally just stands somewhere
>HOLY SHIT THE GENIUS OF DAVID JEW AND DAN JEWER IS INCREDIBLE
pretty sure someone would try to assassinate d&d if that happened
>Jon, I know Roose killed your brother but we need the men, so fuck your feelings
>Olly, I know they killed and ate your family and village but we need to work together, so fuck your feelings
>You fucking wot bitch. Jon, we need to mutiny, my fee fees are hurt
What did Sam mean by this?
>mfw Rickon and Dickon become the gay emperors of Essos
to what
>Ned fookin' Oomba
Good Narthern name
that is one cute frog
Top quality tits
based redman madoka
>Young Griff has always been a dumb plot point that only exists so Dany's conquest of Westeros doesn't go as easily.
The JonCon plot is really entertaining IMO. We get to see the Stormlands again after three books.
he wasn't. he was sad his brother died.
why am I doing this
Dany and Sansa will want him dead but Bran and Brienne will convince them he's better used fighting and dying against the Walkers
Why are the starks so OP
>Dickon
Most annoying part to me was the sword. It signifies his title as Sword of the Morning and is at the very least a huge red herring. And it's just a normal sword with a sticker. Used alongside another sword. Fucking shit
Bran and Brienne will defend him
death by fire
le good guys
it is maddening how a show based on martin's books can have 'good guys = survive and win' shit in it
T.Danyredditor
Sam is smart and knows that Dany is gonna become a bad guy.
Probably narratively getting Jon to accept leadership.
Fuck Theon
it cant be
>ywn run your fingers through her hair
WHY EVEN LIVE
Absolutely fucking BASED Toadwin Lannister poster.
What's Sansa's superpower?
Please stop I want to cry this is so bad
Would it be Arya?
For me? It's floof hair bad pusy
>fatfuck confirms same ending for show as books again recently
[citation neede]
no, I'm not as good at google as you are, so where is the proof?
smugness
Interview with gayfag
cute and sex
>chin hair
dropped
Getting raped and never concluding her character arc until she does offscreen and all the other characters tell us she has
Anderson Pooper
>Ned: Dead
>Robb: Dead
>Rickon: Dead
>Bran: Crippled/Autistic
>Sansa: Spent last 5 years being abused
>Arya: Psychopath
Agreed. She was qt as short hair but in this look she was Tyene/10.
Do you think she's dead or will they find an excuse to save her and her mother so Bronn can have his bad pusy?
>implying this isn't just fake drama to draw in the audience right before everyone gets along to fight the dead
Have you learned nothing? This is the same shit that happened when Jon when to Hardhome to see the Wildlings and they rejected him, same as Jon gathering up the North while having Wildlings as part of his army, same as Sansa fighting Arya right before they banded together to kill Littlefinger.
her skull's roundness offends me
...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS SHOW IS TERRIBLE NOW
No, dany is literally going to become a bad guy. It’s been building up for seasons now.
At first I though Jon was standing in this photo
Is that the deal Mitch McConnell got?
Didn't Cersei poison her, how the fuck would she still be alive?
No time, user
so sad that the ww are just fags now. they started off strong.
my eyebs wereb albways blue :-D
it's not fair, bros
You are gonna so fucking surprised episode 4 where they go right back to YAAASSS QUEEN
Kek, can't unsee that
It's called the long goodbye and since when has the show cared about time. haha maybe her mother realised she could lick all the poison off her lips haha
Is it just me or is Dany smiling more in this episode than she ever has before?
She has more of Emilia Clark’s bubbliness or something
Noh
Nah, she's dead
>Now Eat Tends
What did he mean by this? Is his sword called Tends or is it like an in joke about Westerosi chicken tenders?
she's been getting SNOWED on the regular, of course she's smiling
Six to eight inches of Snow have cheered her up
;_;
Boatsex was such a let down, do you think they'll give us a proper tits and dragons send off? Maybe some decent Dany sex or even some Sansa titty?
The way they talk about Robert and Jaime is just so fucking badass.
Mind tricks
>Six to eight inches of Snow
More like 3
You'd stop watching with 4 episodes to go?
You're not convincing anyone.
>tfw it’s still probably bigger than Jorahs
CAREFUL, NED, CAREFUL NOW
The only thing in the show worth a damn
and the dragons
Ros flash for a coin was the best and it's gone now the series has feminist expectations
Either way, she spent so long in Essos, I bet she was surprised at how quickly Winter came
Why cucks or fags always like Dany?
Jorah could be hung like a bear but Dany would still rather fuck any other warlord, sellsword or nephew around
how are they OP? unless bran's cock works and they manage to mount him on someone, the starks are dead
It's cold. It's shrinkage.
Fucks a quadroon?
Superintelligence
1/4 nig
Would do, post moar
I want to say he’s a bigger man than I ever would be; but my honest opinion is that he is extremely cucked