2 tickets to endgame please!

>2 tickets to endgame please!
>oh no, its just me!

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ah i get it
its because hes so fucking fat he needs 2 seats to be able to sit down and watch the flick

We don't sell tickets here sir

tyrone?

that gamestop and gurl look familiar?

Would you rather be a cool wine aunt or a fat smelly uncle?

id rather be spooky skeleton user

Who actually talks to someone to buy a ticket? What year is this? get with the times, everyone just buys online.

My aunt is the coolest, she watched Apocalypse Now Redux with me a couple of days ago. We also had a lot of discussion about it, later.

cool wine aunt implies money so that

I kinda feel bad for him.

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Why are Americans like this?

they're a repressed society

did you fuck her?

No, that's sick.

cool wine aunt easily

As do I, I think whoever filmed him because he's a fat fuck is a cunt.

>15 replies
>nobody says "he's a big guy"
Sneed ruined this board

gahahaha

if you are this fat just kill yourself

>no reddit maymays in the thread
Good, fuck off faggot.

Every time I see this and he leans on the counter I get nervous.

dumb phoneposter

do not feel bad, for thus dude has cultivated a liberated mindstate, free from care, free from worry of what others think. He wanted to see the movie and so he woke up, pulled on his sneaks and went to the kinotorium. Hes excited to see the movie!

That's not how fatsos operate. They'll pay for a single ticket, not be able to fit in the seat and then cause a scene when someone suggests they pay for the second seat. They do this on airplanes all the time. Fat people are disgusting.
Kevin Smith was told he was too fat for a single seat on a plane and threw a tantrum so hard they tossed him off the flight. True story.

he's also cultivated a lot bodyweight.