Watch ghibli movie

I unironically love liver and onions

Bacon is by weight more expensive than 90% of beef, other cuts of pork, chicken, and many kinds of fish. If you're living on fast food you're not only paying too much to eat but you're fat, disgusting, and going to die young & alone. Sucks to be you.

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t. miyazaki

I would if I could.

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>watch bakshi movie
>get hungry for grass

Must differ where you are, bacon is cheaper by weight in my country than pretty much any other meat (UK)

I haven't had it in a long time, but I always hated beef liver.
I'll eat some goose or duck liver all day long though.

Now I'm hungry.

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>that kike nose
sigh.. disgusting

based

>>remember you're a poor

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Funny thing is, if you got a bit of rice, some butter, fried those onions with the rice and butter, got some sugar, fried the banana up with sugar and butter, you'd have a nice little meal with desert, and it'd only take a couple of minutes.

I workout, do mma and am reasonably fit. I'll still die alone

Not enough money for ramen?

you can get a lot of instant mashed potato mix for $1 and a batch will last you the whole day

Ramen is for plebs. Buy chicken, rice, and spices. Go to Asian super markets, its always cheap there. There are so many different ways to cook chicken and rice. Add different vegetables, maybe some cheese and you can change things up. Look out for sales.

I get a pack of thick cut apple wood smoked bacon for under 10 bucks.
Bake that shit in the oven while you do the eggs and toast on the stove and brew a fresh cup of coffee. It's a perfect breakfast with like 10 minutes of work at best, including cleanup.

>buy this and that and then buy this and then that
nibbas please

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ikr. I guess the idea of what being poor is varies from person to person.

Ramen isn't bad as long as you're doing something else too it. Put some bok choi or cabbage in with the boiling water, use decent stock instead of the garbage MSG packets, put an egg on top. If you have leftover meat slice that up and throw it in.
It doesn't take any longer to make, and turns into a decent snack when you're too lazy to cook something.

>tfw seeing this thread while on a liquid diet for the next week
I swear once I can have solids again I'm gonna marathon ghibli movies and eat myself into a coma

What's a liquid diet like user?

Is that even consider bacon anymore when it's that thick? Just looks like slabs of ham now.

I have to eat nothing but semen for about a week because I've been a bad boy

Also UK here. Bone-in chicken thighs are the cheapest meat in the uk. Middle cut bacon is the next cheapest followed (closely) by back bacon.

>halved pork belly slices 50p (based on a pack of 4 slices at £2)
>2 eggs 50p (high end of cost)

Literally costs 1 bongbuck

If we're talking about big animals. Lambs liver is the tastiest, then pig's liver, then beef.

I love belly pork, it's cheap and tastes amazing when you cook it nice and crispy

What about the pencil?

You can't fucking eat rice all the time. Just take plain ramen noodles and boil them in chicken stock, then add a few soft boiled eggs and it's the best shit ever. Especially when you let that yolk pour over the noodles, that shit is orgasmic.
Also, pasta is cheapo too. All it needs is tomato sauce, oil, and some oregano. Maybe fresh basil too if you have it.

DONT DO IT user! YOU WILL TURN INTO A PIG

The toasted cheese from Heidi looked delicious.

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a breakfast like that is like $4 at denny

u poor

this hits me.

What the fuck is the thing on the bottom right supposed to be
I never understood

Use that to write a nice thank you note to the farmers who grew your produce.
>u can't eat rice all the time bro!!1!1!
>just eat pasta instead! :v)
Spot the wop.

>implying I can afford to live than more on $20 a week for food
t.college student

really is, although it's becoming a meme so expect the normies to push the cost up

Currently I can get around 500g for £1.50 locally, slice it at home for my own preferred thickness and get ghibli tier food

Pre sliced bacon is a meme

I'd call you a chink but even they have the decency to eat things other than rice.

I used to live near a badass Malaysian restaurant that had a really amazing pork belly on rice.
They left the rind on so when it was done it turned into pork crackings. I miss that place.

I read that eating egg every day is really unhealthy

is this true?
I love randomly cooking up 3 eggs with just salt and pepper on toast, it's delicious

I'm from Brazil and eggs, meat and even salad is rarer to see everyday

we common people only eat rice, beans and water, egg and meat are for the very rich

well, at least we have internet

Nah bro I'm a wop too. That's how I spotted you so good.
I suggest rice, especially brown rice, because its better for you than other starches if you're eating a lot of it, and wicked cheap in bulk.
I love me some spaghetti and meatballs like anybody else, but past will really start to wear on you after a while.

Socialism will solve your problem.

These fucking 'studies' all always changing their tune on shit like that. Who knows, I just do it, fuck it.

Cause most your population isn't allowed to eat it LMAO

>eggs and meat expensive and rare
if you had any sense you would all become chicken farmers, i mean the opportunity is staring you right in the face

you fuck the egg?

It's funny i always make sure I go to the paki on the till whenever i buy pork products, i love forcing them to handle my meat

>not taking the mexipill and raising a couple of chickens in your yard

It's like wontons right? Some meat wrapped in bread.

Any recs on cooking bacon in the oven? I tried using a basic cookie sheet and it cooked fine but left a bit of a disastah.

And be killed/robbed by my starving neighbor or killed by the biggest local chicken seller

you people are too naive

DON'T DO THIS
IT MAKES HOMUNCULUS!

Here in Mexico, having chickens on your property is the quickest way to get your home invaded by cartels or just poor hungry niggers who want to steal your chickens and murder you while they're at it.

and suck

Why not just buy real noodles?

lacks beans

Jesus fuck, you guys have chicken cartels

firstoids have no understanding of how hard it is for us thirdbros
i'm OP, i'm also Brazilian, i'm eating this, all there is to eat is this disgusting ruffles knock off

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kek

The cholesterol in eggs is nothing as long as you aren't sitting on your ass all the time.
Even if it was, I think it's worth it since eggs are so cheap, delicious, and full of protein.

I'm not a wop, but I lived in Italy for a few years. I'd eat pasta with tomato almost every day. But yeah you're right. I try to eat different things every day otherwise it gets boring.
I tried brown rice too, but I feel like it doesn't have the soft texture of white rice that I love. Either way I mostly just eat proteins and vegetables nowadays cause I've put on a bit of weight.

If you have a drip-pan use that. Otherwise just get those mesh grates with little feet on them.
Also don't cook it so high the grease smokes.

>You can't fucking eat rice all the time.
I disagree

>as long as you aren't sitting on your ass all the time.

haha

oh no...

ofal is cheap

You have to hide wealth here, even the smallest portion of it. It is easy to hide a TV and an Xbox, but you cannot hide livestock. If it gets around that you have something that is wanted, you will get a knock on the door. You give it to them or they kill you. Having chickens or anything really will get you murdered and it doesn't matter if you live a big city or a small village it is like that everywhere in this country.

what are some films for having 10 bucks in your account, with 2 weeks until pay day and nothing in the fridge while browsing food threads on Yea Forums

>buy guns and ammo from local drug dealer
>give the guns to your chickens
>teach them how to shoot
>the chickens form militias
>overthrow the cartels
>take over the government
>the first chicken nation is born
>in gratitude, they give you free unlimited eggs for the rest of your life
Another benefit of this is you can't be charged with murder, since your chickens do all the killing.

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dude just buy some eggs and rice

I weigh 800 pounds
these eggs won't suffice

Because it's cheap as shit, sold in bulk, and you can store it forever.
You can also cook those noodles faster than you can boil pasta.

Haha you like when Muslim dudes handle your meat lol u gay bro

>there are people that don't like their bacon crispy

>brits talking about how cheap bacon is for them

200g is 20 bucks plus here

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Steamed clams

200g of average bacon is 2€ in Germany
that's like $2.30?

Your country is so corrupt that you can't even own a chicken without fearing for your life. Maybe you should do something to improve your country instead of sitting on your ass and watching Dragon Ball Z reruns, Pedro?

There's no reason to do that since other carbs are just as cheap as rice. Unless you're the type of autist that only eats one type of food, or live in North Korea.

Beans and rice.
All the potatoes
Ground Beef
Some Eggs

>eat nothing but crisps all day
No wonder Brazil is such a popular vacation spot for Americans.

>Bacon is by weight more expensive than 90% of beef, other cuts of pork, chicken, and many kinds of fish.
no it isn’t you stupid faggot

Ruffles are already disgusting, I would hate to try the knockoffs

>Maybe you should do something to improve your country instead of sitting on your ass and watching Dragon Ball Z reruns, Pedro?

If Mexicans had the courage or the intellect to fix their broken country, they wouldn't be fleeing it to live off of welfare in the United States.

there is literally nothing we can do, only flee to your country and cuck you

You dont need to eat again p

racks like this guy said will give you crispier bacon
If you’re just worried about cleaning the cookie sheet, line it with aluminum foil or parchment paper (don’t ever use wax paper although it looks similar)
And be sure to dry the strips of bacon on some paper towels once out of the oven

>not just buying frozen udon noodles at the asian market

just drink water for two weeks fat ass. you'll be fine.

NATO and American drug policy pretty much means they don't have a chance.

In America we usually buy it by the pound but 200 grams runs about $2.20 ($4.99 per lb) for average quality bacon

Chickens cost like a dollar, how fucking poor are you niggers?

Just buy bulk dried noodles. They cook in like 5 minutes. You’re losing so much value by getting the individually packed noodles with msg packets.

Absolutely torture because you constantly feel hungry

>frozen
You don't even need to boil the water to make ramen soft, there's not a faster way to have garbagey starchy noodle on demand than ramen.
It's not when you're looking to make a fine meal to impress someone, it's "I'm fucking hungry but too lazy and impatient to do more than boil water and throw things in it.

Is this is why the world hates Amerilards so much?

Thoughts on my diet?

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I'm literally eating something like this right now.
500g of ground beef and 6 scrambled eggs.

Foil on a baking sheet with a lip so the grease doesn't go nuts.

Its literally mexicans that make us fat

How is that even a thing? I live in one of the most violent countries not currently at war (deaths here are actually comparable to some wars) and having a few chickens at your yard is fine, no one will kill you over them.

It's a legit guestion beaner.

>1 dollar
>not a lot of money

Fuck you first worlders and your utopias where you don't get shanked over a cicken

SEVEN
LIMES

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why would you waste money on fresh basil and kale if you were living on a budget

>In 1988 Miyazaki and his team went on a boat. When a child fell in the water, the team at first tried to help him but Miyazaki stopped them saying that "the ocean had claimed the child" and that he should try to get back on the boat by himself.After a while the child dissapeared beneath the waves. Miyazaki was later seen at the parents house mimicking their child drowning and thanking them for their contributions to "the gods of the abyss"

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>live in asia
>convenience stores have a whole instant noodle aisle
>the pimp daddy top shelf president instant noodle had packets of actual beef, freeze dried vegetables, chili sauce, and liquid beef stock

Average food stamp benefit is $133 per person per month, i.e. $133 per week for family of four which is ridiculously generous. Also she literally spent half her budget on limes, cilantro, and avocado. Also no one on food stamps buys fresh produce, they buy frozen chicken wings and pizza and pop tarts and soda

On a budget like me? Buy this

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>, i.e. $133 per week for family of four which is ridiculously generous.

Thats barely live-able but not "ridiculously generous".

I don't know how to feel about that at all.

say what now?

an onion in rice and butter is a fine meal
for the 3rd world

>watch ghibli film
>suck a dick after
Everytime

Its frozen because its fresh made by some korean lady in a dark basement and then brought upstairs and put in the freezer at the market. They are cheap quality noodles, better than that fucking garbage dry noodle thats been sitting on a shelf for months.

kek

I know it's a meme but I could totally see him doing this

They get a lot more than that. My ex was a dumb cunt but somehow managed to get 300 dollars a month for just herself. She didn't even need it.

This one gets me everytiem

> ghibil movie
>oily eggs and bacon
You disgust me, fucking horrible taste in anime and food.

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Have sex.

I did, lots of times in fact. Get better taste faggot.

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That exact breakfast with those cuts of bacon would cost me less than 50 pence sterling.

Are you in Canada? Half a kilo of that, about a pound, would cost 54p, less than a dollar

It takes like 17 minutes to bake Bacon.

>claims ghibli is bad taste
>posts gif from the most generic "magical girls vs demons" trash imaginable
what did she mean by this?

>I get a pack of thick cut apple wood smoked bacon for under 10 bucks.
yea for 8oz maybe. you're pretty clueless if you think spending $3-5 just on one or two strips of bacon per meal is affordable for poor people. it's a luxury.

>I only like cookie-cutter pedoshit, it really elevates the artform. Oh I wouldn't watch something popular, that's just for Chad and roasties

Yeah but this is standard British bacon.

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Whereas this is your average American bacon, a crispy mess.

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fuck off reddit fag

I was just watching Castle in the sky last night and the eggs in today looked so delicious I went out and bought 2 dozen eggs

Unfortunately I can never seen to have my sunny side up eggs not go to shit, any pointers?

That just looks like thin cut pork

Canadian?

>bacon looks like pork

Thanks Sherlock.

bacon never tastes as good as it looks or smells

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>Partially skin an onion, leaving the green inner skin.
>cut the top and bottom off so it can stand up
>cut out a cone on the top
>put a chicken bullion cube in it
>fill the rest with olive oil, and drizzled olive oil over the onion
>plug the cone with a quarter tablespoon cube of real butter
>bake until soft, about 25 mins
>goes perfect with medium rare steak and stout

This
Always too greasy

>eating bacon
>eating pure fat and salt from a pig's ass cheek with a load of preservatives
American detected.

>posting cooked vs uncooked
wew

bacon comes from pork belly you ignorant cow.

>all you niggers complaining about meat prices
I unironically spent 90 fucking dollars on a kilo of beef in South Korea.

>best part of the chicken is the cheapest
I don't get it

You guys would be 11/10 pissed if I showed you what customers have on their EBT cards at my store.

I frequently see, and I'm not making this shit up, balances in the $1,500 range. The record is $2,200.

yeah, aight, i gotchu
but how many sneakers?

Damn, I saw one for 380 and thought that was high. All the WIC formula is the worst though.

>Can't afford bacon and eggs
Get a fucking job.
Move out of mommy's basement.
And if you have time,
Have sex.

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Bacon comes from the belly of the pig. Ham is from the legs. If you buy a pork belly and cure it to make bacon, you can cut it as thick as you want.

Ham is from the butt/haunch. The legs are hocks and shoulders.

Bacon still doesn't come from the butt.

>no one on food stamps buys fresh produce
I live in a really shitty "American" city that's been reclaimed by Aztlan, old Mexican ladies do use their SNAP on produce as well as snack shit.
Limes are about a dime each and you get a half pound of cilantro for thirty three cents, it's not a serious hit to the budget.

is the walrus ok?

politico.com/story/2018/02/12/food-stamps-trump-administration-343245
A little while back it was suggested that, instead of giving niggers food stamps that they could use to buy red bulls and monster drinks, or trade for drugs/alcohol/cigarettes, they could send them a pre-loaded box of nutritious food.
The taxpayers would save millions and lazy niggers would still get their gibs, even more easily now because it's delivered.
Alas nobody supported it.

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