/got/

any leaks yet?

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Preston Jacobs sends his regards.

He will return

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Maybe it has something to do with that "there must always be a Stark in Winterfell" line they keep throwing around.

new video when

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Based Jon’s dad’s ex-wife’s brother’s paramour thread. Thank you, OP.

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What's happening in Dorne?

ELIA MARTELL

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They will resurrect Stark ancestors.

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Azor Theon

How do Stannisfags even begin to defend this?
He burned his daughter. His poor, INNOCENT daughter who looked up to him and loved him more than anyone.
FUCK STANNIS, RIGHTFUL KING OF SCUM

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>My people are afraid of outsiders.
>I'll make them shit themselves with my dragons.

What a bitch

Based. This is exactly what I have been telling people for years. She is not just the writer's golden babby, but the fans' too. I doubt they'll kill her, they want to pander to the fans like they have for like two seasons.

reminder that normies think this is cool and badass

>How do Stannisfags even begin to defend this?

"Didn't happen in the books, fuck D&D"

That's how

>I thought they put the bones in there
Yeah, but it was something about she deserved better. They should be out on a hill under a tree with the sun on them, i think.
>muh she's all i ever wanted
>muh sky burial
>muh now its truly a "feast for crows"
>muh get on with it before i piss meself

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I loved Stannis up until that point. Most heartbreaking scene. Everything he did up until that point I was able to justify.

Easily, it's bad fanfiction and character assassination.

smug

The show butchered Stannis. In the books, if Shireen does get burned, Stannis will have no part in it

She'd just grow up and fuck Xaro Xhoan Daxos or some nigger anyway, good riddance

Hahaha le epic no balls joke, le sex joke, le short guy xDd

was i watching capeshit or got? the show has been abysmal in the last 3 seasons

/ss/

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What is her payoff going to be?

Where is she right now?

She was made to look integral to everything, but she's fallen off the face of the fucking planet.

Are all people from Asshai just autistic spergs?

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Benioff is finished, this is only the start..

>mfw Rickon and Dickon become the gay emperors of Essos

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>he probably needs to fuck someone
He cockblocked himself when Meera shit tested him with the "I have to go with my family"

It was character assassination. D&D hated Stannis for a long time. This isn't the only example, book Stannis executes someone for plotting to sell Shireen but show Stannis executes him for not being a Lord of Light worshipper, also gave some book Melisandre lines to show Stannis, so he'd look like a religious nut. They removed the speech about Renly's peach to make him appear less sympathetic.

Absolute.
Madman.

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She went back to Volantis. Maybe she'll come back with a bunch of red priests, who knows

>yfw Azor Theon
>yfw lightbringer is his phantom cock

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WINNING

winter has truly come

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Cases in point -

How are people not absolute blown the fuck away by this dude being able to literally switch his flaming sword on and off via literal fucking magic.
Everyone prays to the seven, who do jack shit.
Then there comes this dude with his fire sword and resurrections, yet somehow no one in Westeros gives a fuck about the Lord of Light?
Can someone explain this shit?
Imagine you are some peasant-dude who only ever knew the boring local church and suddenly you see this fucking eyepatch guy with his firesword.
Wouldn't you want to know wtf is up with that?

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None of that happened in the Books, He's still marching to Winterfell to defeat the Boltons. End the books already, GRRM, you putrid old fat cunt

thanks anons
i'll probably edit and expand it and post when it's finished completely but i'm not gonna shill it any further

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In Volantis. She's coming back to die

what a badass scene kino as fuck, i roared like a godzilla that music was rad as fugg.

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And who...
Are you...

Based Beric is the best character on the show, it's a shame he isn't utilized more.

The amount of smugness is off the charts

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>Mel finds Pink Letter and thinks Stannis is dead
>goes to burn Val’s baby because she doesn’t know what to do
>finds out it’s not Val’s baby and doesn’t have King’s Blood
>Burns Shireen instead
>accidentally resurrects Jon
Pretty obvious desu

Bend the knee, cunt

>Stannis
>dead

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i hate kids

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Another stupid, annoying character. She's not wearing her jewel in the tub scene with Selyse, by the way. She should have reverted to Room 237 mode by the end of the scene.

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Hes still not here

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Yes, by Captain Phasma

What, you honestly think it WASN'T character assassination?

she hid it with magic
duh

Hold on there, you're talking about two different people. Axell Florent doesn't die in the books, the one who dies is his brother Alester.

cringe, she's literally the only good character left

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Steiner's attack will take care of the white walkers

We'll never know, the books won't be finished.

LET ME GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULLS

I'VE POSTED THIS MANY TIMES ON /GOT/ but I'll have to post it again.

Euron will be the Big Bad in the South, like how the White Walkers are the Big Bad in the North.

Jon and Daenerys will exhaust themselves in vanquishing the Night King, but then they will be soundly defeated by King Euron Greyjoy, the Iron King on the Iron Throne.

in the same fashion that William the Conqueror defeated Harold after the Norwegians distracted him

IN THE RECENT EPISODE THE MAESTERS REVEALED THAT THERE WAS A PROPHECY BY A MAN NAMED LODOS WHICH CLAIMED THAT THE "DROWNED GOD" WOULD DESTROY AEGON TARGARYEN

and what is Jon's real name...Aegon!

the final scene of the series will be

>Euron as the final victor
>Jon Snow's head on a pike to his left
>Dany's head on a pike to his right
>Tyrion's skull used as a footstool, with three dragon skulls surrounding him
>Dust of the Night's King in a transparent glass box next to the throne
>Cersei, Sansa, and Melisandre on a leash as salt wives
>Sam as an enslaved Maester forced to write up works glorifying Euron and depicting the events of the series, titled "A Song of Ice and Fire"

>and right before Arya makes an unsuccessful assassination attempt on Euron, Jaqen appears out of nowhere to kill her, avenging his WAIFu

BANK ON IT. SCREENCAP THIS. I KNOW D&D WILL WANT AN EDGELORD ENDING TO THEIR EDGELORD SHOW TO PISS OFF THE NORMIES. THEY DO NOT NEED NORMIE APPROVAL AFTER THEY'RE DONE WITH THE SHOW. LAST YEAR I WAS SPECULATING ABOUT EURON AND ACCURATELY PREDICTED THAT IT WOULD MAKE SENSE FOR HIM TO KILL THE SAND SNAKES THIS SEASON, SO ONE OF MY PREDICTIONS HAS ALREADY COME TRUE. THE REASON THEY HAVE BEEN BUILDING UP DAENERYS AND JON BUT DIDN'T FOCUS MUCH ON EURON IS SO THAT THEY CAN TRULY BLINDSIDE THE AUDIENCE

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Like that scene when Yara tried to rescue reek and Ramsay was holding two swords. And he didn't fought like that when he was confronted by Jon

It's in her asshole you fucking virgin

Why does Ned shit on Jaime for watching as his father and brother died when 500 lads were in the room who also stood and watched, and iirc Selmy as well?

Show me the body.
Oh yeah, my mistake. I saw that part in the show a long time ago so my memory isn't as clear. Still, book Stannis wouldn't execute people for heresy.

This is all part of D&D's mischaracterization of Stannis. From the get go it was obvious they disliked the character (or actor, whatever), and up until season 4 they had the books as a reference, so they didn't go too far in their quest of fucking up stannis' plot line, but as soon as the books ended they fucked it all up. That's when I dropped the show completely. Stannis is pretty stern about putting his daughter on the iron throne should anything happen to him. Complete opposite of the show. But at least now they had extra time for their favorite character, who could do no wrong. And yeah, I'll forever be salty about it because they had a great actor on the show and they had the resources to make this the definitive adaptation of the books, and they completely wasted it.

mein nordkönig...
steiner...

REMINDER THAT GRRM'S ENDING IS SUPPOSED TO BE "BITTERSWEET"

Bittersweet in this case means that the threat of the Others has been vanquished and humanity lives on, but at the price of the fact that almost everyone we know is dead.

The only surviving POV characters are Sam and Sansa, who is married to the sadistic tyrant Euron, who attacked Jon and Dany after their forces were depleted vanquishing the Others.

REMINDER THAT BECAUSE OF TRUMP'S VICTORY AND BECAUSE SHOWEURON IS SET UP TO BE SIMILAR TO TRUMP, D&D WILL SET THE STAGE FOR A BITTERSWEET ENDING WHERE EURON MAKES WESTEROS GREAT AGAIN, FOR THE SAKE OF MAKING THE SHOW MORE "RELEVANT TO REALITY" LIKE THEY DO WITH SJW FEMINIST BULLSHIT

For the books, GRRM is also probably writing in Drumpf references because of how bitter his Hillary supporting ass is. Euron will certainly be the new main human villain.

BANK ON IT. YOU CAN COUNT ON D&D TO GO FULL EDGELORD WHENEVER POSSIBLE TO PISS OFF AS MANY FANS AS POSSIBLE

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inb4 Aegon Targaryen appears with the Golden Company

The normies want their yass queen ending

daily reminder

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Killed only child and got all of his followers and himself killed.

Based

dude BALLS lmao

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Who?

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I wanna see a Kraken fight a Dragon.

>sacrificed only child to save millions from darkness
Don't try and defend DABID & DABID'S shitty writing to ruin Stannis user.

>ShowRon is a shitty and pale imitation of his counterpart.

BECAUSE IT WOULD BE ALL THE MORE SURPRISING, IN A D&D FASHION, FOR HIM TO BE THE VICTOR

If they hyped him up, it would take away from the surprise. THAT IS EXACTLY WHY they haven't portrayed him as the ominous "next step in evil above Ramsay" threat he is in the books. HOWEVER PILOU ASBAEK HIMSELF HYPED HIMSELF AS SUCH, but then later "claimed" he was just joking

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Listen and Believe. If Captain Phasma said that she beheaded Stannis to Melissandre and Davos, then that happened. She almost defeated the Hound

I rewatched some of the finale of season 7 again and was reminded that Jon shouldn't have survived after plunging into the frozen lake and staying underwater for so long that the white walkers cleared out from the area. The only reason he couldn't have left with the rest of them on Dany's dragon is so they could kill off Benjen.

Poor Edmure I feel so sorry for him. He didn't deserve any of this.

Has anyone / any outlet notable outside of Yea Forums criticized what GoT has turned into? Or at least pointed out how bad the newest episode is?

The show is ruined but it's only people here who have the same opinion as me. I've tried searching Twitter, Google, etc, but no one seems to think so and it bothers me.

was ripping off how to train your dragon really the best they could do? and why is dany not utterly bewildered that the dragons are letting jon, a supposed non-targ, ride them? what the fuck?

WHAT EVERYONE NEEDS TO KEEP IN MIND IS THAT D&D WERE PRIMARILY ATTRACTED TO ADAPTING ASOIAF BECAUSE OF THE RED WEDDING

They are nihilistic edgelords at heart, not Danyfags or Jonfags.

If they truly cared that much about show backlash, they would have never let Sansa get raped. They would have never let Rickon and the Tyrells die. If they were such Danyfags they would never have had her execute the Tarlys.

THEY GET OFF ON SHOCKING THE AUDIENCE WHICH IS WHY THE FOCUS HAS BARELY BEEN ON EURON AND WHY THEY HAVE BUILT UP JON AND DANY AND TYRION AS GENERIC PROTAGONISTS

There is one last thing you have to keep in mind, and it is the fact that EURON FUNCTIONS AS META-COMMENTARY ON HOW RIDICULOUS THINGS HAVE GOTTEN IN TERMS OF WRITING. Having him kill all the 'good' characters off would be a poetic way to end the show, because in a somewhat subtle way IT WOULD FIT THE PATTERNS THE SHOW STARTED SETTING WHEN IT WENT DOWNHILL IN SEASON 5

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probably a completely unresolved character with no ending in the show.

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404 body not found

The iron throne is his. By right.

>Season 5
>Stannis literally has to sacrifice daughter because army getting btfo by winter
>dies anyway
>winter postponed indefinitely

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he had the tisms

I’ve said it before but I’ll say it again, if you had told me years ago that not only would Beric not die pretty early like he did in the books but would make it to the final season and on top of that at one point he rode on Drogon with Sandor Clegane and Tormund Gianstbane I would have laughed in your face. It’s so crazy how far he has come for a relatively minor character. Makes me think he is going to die to bring someone back in the end, which makes me think in the books LSH needs to die to being that same character back.

Spent 2 minutes on expensive dragon riding date. Daenarys is so dead.

>implying Qyburn /ourguy/burn isn't the new best character
>implying character basedness at this stage isn't wildly in flux because the actual good characters aren't already dead
>implying you can root for a woman unironically

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She gave him permission.

And leave Dany alpne. Emilia has been horribly miscast this whole time. But she;s finally found her rhythm as smug, slightly dorky romcom protagonist

/r/asoiaf is quite open about how shit the show has become although you always get some idiots defending bad writing by calling all critics entitled.

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This has nothing to do with GRRM's books anymore except some rough guidelines. Conversations they had probably went like:

>D&D: So, how does it end, I gotta ask!
>GRRM: Hwmwmwh well, Jon gets the big reveal, at the end he rules the 7K with Dany
>D1: Wow, what about Sansa, Arya?
>D2: More importantly, what about Jon Arryn?
>GRRM: Uhwhwh well, Arya turns into this big badass assassin, Sansa grows up to become good governor, she becomes Lady of the North later on
>D&D: Fantastic. Ok George please can you tell us something, ANYTHING, about the Nights King?
>GRRM: Well I kinda didnt figure it out, but yes they break through the wall and uhhh... you know, fights

This.
>Book Stannis tells LoLfags to fuck off and pray harder and not sacrifice Northerners because he knows it'll turn them against him when he starts sacrificing them for some other god
>Show Stannis just says "lmao okay" and burns his daughter and expects all his men who see this shit to not think "this guys fucking nuts and just burnt his literal child to death, fuck this I'm leaving"

S6E10
>"I did not fight beside you on the field, and I will regret that until my dying day. A man can only admit when he was wrong and ask forgiveness."
>S8E1
>refuses the call

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Brancel is /ourguy/ now

Other people don't bother to post that stuff on social media. Yea Forums is just more autist

so the
>OH NO THE DRAGONS AREN'T EATING
was just a plot device they used to get jon and dany near the dragons and ride them? then they ignored it? wp d&d

All the normies I know are still eating it all up, cheering for dany and making a public show of how afraid they are some character they like will die

based

Dubs / trips / quads and littlefinger the big guy is LITERALLY going to be behind season 8

you know it in your hearts. he is the rightful king. fuck stannis. praise littlefinger. He's in charge here.

was this the exact moment?

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stannis literally burned his daughter at the stake to melt the snows so his army could march, and did countless other things for the red woman

most people devoted to the lord of light or even know about him are either dead now or with beric and company

now THIS is podracing

>Dany... I saw you... when you were getting pounded by that eyeliner-wearing savage...
>You were beautiful

any group of fans who know the books are at the very least slightly critical of season 4-8.

REEE

Second chance.

He's a retarded northerner, just look at Robb telling Theon how it's not his family and shit and then is shocked when he turns on him.

Qyburn is the true final boss.

He will fuse with the Night King to achieve his true final form.

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Qyburn really is just not that interesting. Literally just the mad scientist trope even with his own Frankenstein (Gregor). Melisandre is more interesting in every way

They will probably be resurrected just like Benjen was but they become deathless instead of undead and will help Jon defeat the walkers.

This, fuck d&d

and who
are you
and who are you
and you and you and you

>One day there will be no more Rickon and Dickon poster
I remember posting images of Jorah saying "No further faglord" years and years ago. But that was then and this is now. Now I am old.

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>trusting a northerner

Cast him in the inevitable prequel

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>tfw warrior of light starts playing

King Tommen, never forget my sweet King and Margaery Tyrell never forgetti mommy's spaghetti

>Tyrion used to be the fan favorite
what happened?

Jon signed with Targeryun FC in the transfer window, Norf FC customers won't support him any more.

I figured it was just to nerf the dragons so the upcoming battle isn't just dragons burning all the wights.

Show moved from a WRPG to a JRPG

Now we giant hammers and weird romance subplots and little girls who are ninjas and shit

The crayons came out

I hope we get some comfy scenes of everyone bunkered down in the Winterfell crypts like all those comfy Fuhrerbunker scenes

Did Littlefinger ever make the 8?

Shows plot has literally devolved into a Final Fantasy plot.

he became trite and obnoxious, rather than arc into something greater. the most characterization he's been given for a season was him starting to question precious Daenerys.

He went from a great character to a quip machine. Blame Dabid.

People who were monarchs:

>Robert
>Joffrey
>Cersei
>Tommen
>Margaery
>Jon
>Daenerys
>Robb
>Euron
>Yara
>Stannis
>Renly

Did Preston Jacobs ever make the 8?

he shits on him because he killed the mad king, especially since he stabbed him in the back. When he goes to rescue Lyanna, he berates the other two kings guard why they weren't there to protect the prince

>WRPG to a JRPG
So accurate.

Because Jaime ended up killing the Mad anyway so Ned’s like wtf bro you couldn’t have done that a few weeks ago and saved my family

Is the Night King invading to make the 8?

it's a bit too heavy on certain topics like sansa and a bit too light on certain other topics, but a surprisingly good write, nice

>How does your little hand signal go, alt right incel?
>Like this?
D&D were never going to let you keep that scene. You were just borrowing it. They were always going to take it back through "subversion". They can't let you feel like there is a single upright, decent, honorable man in the world. All your heroes are cucks or liars or simple idiots fumbling toward their doom. All your victories Pyrrhic. All your bases, belonging to them. Seethe, incel. Be a good goy and seethe.

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Didn't she have Selyse hand her a vial of something? That might have something to do with it.

>Renly

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Honestly the only way they can salvage this train wreck is killing of a load of major characters and giving us a disgustingly tragic and unexpected ending.

I would be completely satisfied, but I know it wont happen.

I actually like JRPGs more than WRPGs but I still think it's a good analogy. JRPG plots don't fit a TV show.

Dont forget one of the best

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kek

He's like the gruff guy in twd with the crossbow, they have no idea what to do with him but he's was/still is(?) the fan favourite and know people would be mad if he was killed, so they keep him around even if he's doing nothing save dick jokes and being "le funny depressed alcoholic short guy".

am i a pleb for thinking this was the best scene in the ep

I like JRPGs too, but generally they only make sense in the mind of the fucking weirdos who wrote them. The rest of us are just along for the ride

I remember Euron getting scared and fucking off when he saw that wight in S7. Wtf happened since then? Have I missed something?

Maybe a rogue one type ending where they just nuke everyone?

this is probably one of the most cringy things i've read
get off the fucking internet

Based. Renly had completely no claim to the Iron Throne.

reminder

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D&D really really hate the North.

That was a ruse to go and get the Golden Company

Man, did he annoy the shit out of me playing that hubris incarnate of a captain. Superb acting skill.
Made me forgot how badass he was in GoT

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There is nobody D&D hate more than Stannis. They butchered his character.

>what do dragons eat?
>whatever they want *smug face*

calling it. The dragons will start killing nords and they will go against her because she wouldnt give a fuck what her dragons kill

Was that scene really so unpopular? It reminded me of the Thing.

bath salts or those gay "essential oils" women buy. she sprinkles it into the water and breathes it in or some shit. That would be a major lampshade if now there are -two- glamor items. There would be no reason why they couldn't have had her still wearing it, other than they just didn't think her character through. The only people who would have noticed it would have been women viewers.

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Maario Naharis

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>stannis literally burned his daughter at the stake to melt the snows so his army could march
I like how he had to do this in S5 and people are still casually moving about in the north in S8. That was either some powerful fucking magic or D&D forgot about winter lmao

BASED DANY

Yeah, I know. But after fucking Stannis, they went right after the North.

can we have more of these, kind user? searching everywhere for it

How do huge dragons pick meat from bone exactly

>100 shitty memes have come from this board. They've never been good before. They will not be funny tonight. Those are jannies at our catalog. They they ban the anons who say the N word! Do you wanna be banned tonight? Tonight we we say the N word, and when the sun rises I promise you... FUCK NIGGERS AND FUCK JANNIES TOO
Fuck I miss him he was the best character by far

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Derp forgot pic

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Bend the knee

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>seriously?
>ugh. just ugh.
fuck off, redditor

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>2013

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stalwart Stannerman here, but this just comes of as autistic, with all the shallow, nerdy "muh military because muh fantasy, swords n sheet"

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FROM THE DUSTY MESA

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>commit regicide in front of 500 guys
>get killed
Typical northern brainlet.

SOMEONE GET ME SOME ELEPHANTS BEFORE I PISS MYSELF

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cook it until they can lick it off

He doesn't have a role anymore as an advisor to a queen that just spams dragon ex machina for everything

oh for fucks sake thank you user. Greatest find since pic related, which makes two in one week.

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BASED

SOMEONE SHOOP IN A PODRACER

what do they eat?

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Why is this guy attractive? I don't get it

All he ever cared about was porking Cat, porking Salsa and gaining power just to prove that he was better than the Northern Chads that cucked him out of Cat.

THE THRONE IS HIS

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What did Littlefinger do during Robert's rebellion?

>Why is this guy attractive?
Because you like men, user.

I thought it was pretty good. made me jump when little lord Umber started screeching

Damn the first half is actually plausible.

snow

If Bran is so smart now, why can't he fix his legs?

asoiaf are fanboys of GRRM and his bad to mediocre books, so they opinions doesnt matter. They shit everything that isnt from the hand of their god.

pussy!

Who needs legs when he has WINGS

Ciaran Hinds nails every role he's in he's pure kino

Chopped wood for his laddah

That isn't S T A N N I S

arya can still be cute in small bursts

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he is going to plough the shit out of that little imp

Shame they didn't decide to give him a glorious beard.

Littlefinger = Lightbringer

Why doesn't he just warg into an eagle and peck the NK with dragonglass?

Stayed in the Vale and dicked Lysa while the men were out fighting, probably.

whatever they want

Then why hasn't he fixed his fuck ugly face?

POST YFW THEON GETS HIS DICK BACK

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But the first episode was absolutely fine, best opening episode since season 4.

soup with potatoes,carrots,onions,pepper, turnips and moose meat.

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Still mad we will never seen that saddle Tyrion made in the show

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Think about it logically

FAT IS IT

i bet she gets eyebrow lessons from clarke

Preston
and other book autists on youtube like Elio Garcia and his wife

if jon can rise from the dead and arya can regain her sight, surely theon can grow his schlong back?

lemon cakes

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Help, /got/
I am no longer sure if I like something because kino or nostalgia goggles
youtu.be/G6z0LCdbq_o

none of these things grow in winter

You do retard, that wildling slut cuts him out of it in season 1

SHAMONE!

Cry in the fingers while Cat was carrying Stark seed

i have a question, now that Jon is the son of Lyanna Stark, is BenJen still his uncle?

>Lara
>Margery

Do you no what a monarch is?

Azor Jon.

RIDE NEVER ENDS

Whew!

damn she looks good there, in the show they're not even trying to make her cute

BY BOAR

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Yes, his mother's brother and his father's brother are both his uncle

Based Beric

All memes aside, do people actually find this trashy slut attractive?

brainlets like you are why they have to simplify everything. they had a scene with cripple bran riding around enjoying himself in the new saddle, literally the same scene Osha gets introduced to the show. tourist LEAVE NOW

Damn I'd like to eat lemon cakes with her.

youtu.be/lh6ACdwNlyk

>wow big bro, your sword is huge

ungle benjun is everyone's ungle

Yes. Lyanna is Benjens sister.

I have to say Kit has at least improved his actions skills. Comparing this scene to his earlier ones is really telling. He's not good or anything, but what an improvement

This sort of confusion is why you're inbred, user.

A good piece of horror I thought

it hurts user

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Every scene with Viserys was kino

but that would mean he has two uncles and no aunts, how does that work?

no, considering all the other scenes were littered with shit writing and acting

Um. Ok.

Yara declared herself Queen of the Iron Islands after Euron took over. But for that matter, why isn't Balon on the original list?

What about Jorah's "and yet here I stand" delivery? (thinking about house Mormont's words etc)

Yes, he has uncle benjen and uncle eddard

>I mean, you look... huh... good

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The thing is neither of them are POV characters, this is OC from Dabid and Dabid 2
What the actual fuck happened man?
It truly hurts, this show was SO good

remember in the books, the two of them will have sex with each other like animals because she looks like his mom, the fat guy lied about Dany and Jon

are you high

Turning into a generic fantasy hero has been way better material for him than just complaining about being a bastard and the NW's shitty vows.

He actually had three uncles if you count Brandon, but he was killed before his birth.

Dany is his aunt on his father's (Rhaegar's) side

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Also Uncle Viserys and Aunt Daenarys

lmao

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Will Emilia Clarke show her tits one final time?

How is it possible that no-one in the North had ever seen a dragon before? Didn't Daenerys have to fly over the North with her dragons in order to save Jon & co. North of the Wall?

she'll probably come back to save some character's life with fireballs before dying in battle

UNGL

>American education

>tfw the show killed off Harry Lloyd and Mark Addy halfway through Season 1 and we've had seven straight seasons of Maisie and Emilia

I never even noticed that, fuck
Well done Dabids, well done

>implying you never had sex with your aunt

I once watched my aunt breastfeeding and I got such a huge boner

i use to have this but john was replaced with stannis but i cant find it

this nigga on drugs

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oh right I forgot that, it makes sense now

stop posting this faggot no one cares

Anybody got episode 2 leaks? So I can prepare and cleanse for how shit it'll be

go to sleep nigga, you wasted

the jews have an agenda to demonize men + privilege the female characters and stannis was a casualty.

It's kind of weird to think that all the garden scenes were behind walls

the fuck happened?

Holy shit, what happened to them?

Yes.

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it's not nostalgia, this scene alone is better than most of season 5

wait wasn't the hotness the other way around?

B A S E D
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I can't believe that Mac is dead

wow bows were like silenced guns

>Mark Addy was only in six episodes in season 1
>Far more interesting and quotable than Dany is in eight seasons

Also he doesn't make... that one facial expression anymore, so that alone is a big improvement

It sure would have been nice if the crew weren't filled with mutes and they could raise some sort of alarm.

Viserys get burned and Robert get boar'd

"The Gang gets Greyjoy'd"

so why exactly does she headbutt him? is it because he escaped after the fight on the ship? doesn't she realize that theon would die and she'd remain a prisoner if he tried to fight euron?

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To be fair the crew of Euron's ship don't have tongues, it's called the Silence for a reason

I wish I knew, honestly it sounds faggy but the magic went

You can grunt loudly or scream without a tongue

t. virgin who browses Yea Forums all day

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Good thing they knew exactly where she was and everyone there was fucking mute, wew

get off the net kit

>a scene that manages to convey the entire character of Viserys in 2 minutes
pure kino

He didn't pay the iron price, so he gets a headbutt

It would've still been seen as an act of cowardice (even though it was really just ptsd flaring back up)

Stannis is dead

"I did an occular pat-down and I cleared hi-"

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Thanks, genius

What is dead may never die

This one?

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Yes!! Everyone on the show is trying so hard and you guys can only point out their flaws!!!!

But that isn't worth shit. Renly had 2/7 behind him, had the king on the throne he claimed being an unlawful abomination born of treason, and had no-one else claiming the throne at the time. "Yara" didn't have jack

She looks so much like Mance Rayder here

That's the one

What's this supposed to mean?

>sneak into an enemy city
>perfectly assassinate all soldiers so that none of them even make a sound
>release sister
>proceeds to knock you down
>instantly somewhere at sea
huh i thought they'd notice enemy ships coming into harbor
but then again d&d just wanted yara rescued not like they would have theon plan a way to rescue her since this beyond their writing capabilities

what the fuck is this creature

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I feel so bad, I literally took a break from binge-watching Always Sunny to watch this episode Sunday and I did not recognize the cameo.

Based

thank you user, nice read

this makes me feel bad for him.

What am I meant to say when my colleagues ask me why I think the latest episode is shit?

Anywho, thanks anons, after realizing how much time has passed since I fist saw it I begun having doubts
Egg, I dreamed I was old

A Gormonoid, I believe.

next

next

next

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I don't think Kit is particularly good, but he no longer annoys me like he did in seasons 1 and 2

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Did George Lucas direct this scene?

lay off the grass daddio

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The ships in the iron fleet are all similar. It can't be that hard to sneak in, specially when no one can say a thing. The golden company was probably on its way to winterfell already

But rise harder and stronger

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Power ranking the meme lords of Got
1. KING BOBBY B
2. Littlefinger
3. Stannis the Mannis
4. Daario
5. Bran

holy fucking kek

is that meant to be boromir?

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your dick dont grow in winter.

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ok epic
However the ending to the show will probably not be that

It just keeps going. Do people really find this to be the entertaining aspect of GoT? Just flying around endlessly?

Gotta use that CGI budget somehow

The only cool part was the Night King's gruesome display

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RADMURE = VALONQAR

No. It was the best scene.

yes fuggin top gun rulez!

the absolute state of yanks

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i miss ramsay

Hmmmm...

>mfw an american was fat near me

>Jaqen appears out of nowhere to kill her, avenging his WAIFu
Great, now you've got me imagining Jaqen fucking the Waif.

He was the best character.

now THIS is beautiful, sansa

Because he abandoned her and its properly her "getting even" for that or some dumb shit.

>both of them swapping out faces every few seconds
hot

I just realized Benjen is the only Stark in Ned's generation that doesn't get a statue.

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No virgins are allowed in the Stark crypts

Why didn’t they torch as many ships as they could?

You need good men for that

They only had 19

In books they say (as tales) that the sword each statue holds keep the dead Starks at bay

He was actually smart and charming early on but didn't hold any of those qualities after leaving Westeros. Besides a few scenes it seemed as if the writers were random people who binged the show and had to put Tyrions reply on the spot. It is just shallow.

I liked his road trip with Jorah. I think Tyrion thrives in adversity but once he joined Dany he just got a meaningless cushy job while she burned down stuff.