PRIVATE user WHAT IS THIS IN YOUR FOOTLOCKER

DESPITE BEING ONLY 13% OF THE POPULATION, BLACK PEOPLE COMMIT OVER 50% OF ALL THE MURDERS, SIR

THE AURORA BOREALIS, SIR

PRIVATE THESE SHOES WERE MADE IN GUATEMALA YOU CARE TO EXPLAIN THAT?

A PICTURE OF MY WIFE SIR!

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I BOUGHT THEM OFF A HOBO, SIR

WHY, IT'S MY PEANUS WEANUS! SIR! IT IS MY PEANUS WEENUS OF COURSE, SIR!

SIR,A BUNCH OF RETARD FAGGOTS WHO FORGOT TO SAY THE WORD SIR IN THE BEGINNING OF THE SENTENCE SIR

HOL-Y JESUS
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT, PRIVATE?

IT'S MY DAD'S GOOGLE HISTORY, SIR!

SIR, A 5TB HARD DRIVE FILLED WITH EBONY PORN, SIR!

DAMN FINE TASTE PRIVATE, HAVE THE DAY OFF. THE REST OF YOU- DROP AND GIVE ME A HUNDRED

SIR, A MOVIE WHERE THE BEGINNING IS KINO AND THE REST OF IT IS SHIT SIR

SIR, A PICTURE OF MY WIFE (MALE), SIR!

SIR, PLEASE DONT TOUCH THAT, SIR

SIR, THAT'S A PICTURE OF ANNA KENDRICK, SIR! SHE'S MY MOUSEFU, SIR!

SIR, A COLLECTION OF WOMEN WITH GIANT ASS AND TITS. WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE SOME, SIR?

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SIR! YOUR MOTHER'S HAIRY BALLS, SIR!

SIR MY BANE FOLDER SIR

1 2 3 4 I love the ZOG core!

It’s a can of peaches sir

Sneed sir!

JANNY! A SNEEDPOST, JANNY!

It's a can of peaches, sir

A BABYLON 5 DVD BOXSET, SIR!

SIR THAT IS MY PISS, AND THAT IS NOT A FOOTLOCKER, IT IS IN FACT A PISS DRAWER, SIR

NO I DO NOT WANT TO SEE YOUR DISGUSTING COLLECTION OF LAND TRAVERSING HUMPBACK WALES PRIVATE! PEOPLE HAVE TASTE WHERE I'M FROM!

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HOLY SHIT PRIVATE
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT SENTENCE?

I miss him

>A DRAGON WHAT? PRIVATE?

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wait so during the Vietnam era your DI didn't make you speak in third person only?

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The best half of this movie before a dramatic drop off in quality sir!

AN ANAL MASSAGER SIR

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YOU, SIR

SIR, JANITOR'S MONTHLY PAYMENT SIR

Goddammit user I can't stop laughing.

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AURORA BOREALIS
AT THIS TIME OF YEAR
AT THIS TIME OF DAY
IN THIS PART OF THE COUNTRY
LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR FOOTLOCKER?

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SIR YES SIR

CAN I SEE IT, MAGGOT?

SN E E DY WEEDY

Why would they even accept someone that unfit and fat for the marines?

SIR NO SIR

DOUBLE WHAMMY WITH FRIES SIR

>Sn**dsperg cant contain himself over a much better meme

GODDAMMIT, PRIVATE ODDFELLOW THINKS I WAS ASKING! YOU HAVE SOME BALLS, MAGGOT! I'M GONNA STEAM YOUR ASS UNTIL IT LOOKS GRILLED!

lel anyone have the screencap

i think i just realized that I'm fat. I remember him being a lot fatter. My body looks like his, except my face is less round. guess I'm fat.

SIR MY KINO COLLECTION SIR

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SIR, IT'S MY HATSUNE MIKU BODY PILLOW AND YOU'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND OUR LOVE!

ARE YOU JOHN WAYNE ? IS THIS ME ?

MY COLLECTION OF SHADMAN ART SIR!

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