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Reminder that footage of this exists and Dillane apparently killed the line but D&D realized last minute it didn’t fit his character at all

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/basedbros/

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>Tells Sansa how the best woman's weapon is between her legs
>Sansa then claims that she learned a great deal from Cersei
Was the rape even rape?

But Captain Phasma beheaded him

>theories that are still possible
STANNIS LIVES

I want to watch Dany give birth.
I want to see her gapping vagina bring forth new life.

start watching actual good TV and who knows where you might end up. watch The Terror.

STOP MAKING THREADS EARLY BEFORE I PISS MESELF

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arya kills the NK and takes his face and then goes and kills bran and takes his face and then watches the rape of sansa

Shameless bad writing pasta expansion update

>You take great offense at dwarves jokes, but love telling eunuchs jokes, why is that ?
>Because I have... balls... and you don't.

>Too bad she'll die from pox
>Which one???

>How did you survive a knife to the chest
>I didn't

>What do dragons eat, anyway?
>Whatever they want

>I've never ridden a dragon
>You learn by riding a dragon

>What do I hold onto
>Whatever you can

>We could be a thousand years here
>We would be pretty old

>It's cold
>Then keep your queen warm

>If you want a whore, but it. If you want a Queen, earn it
>literally gives her vag away in less than 5 minutes from saying that

>They're stubborn as goats
>A goat bleets on screen

>The Glovers betrayed us
>*Angrily throws his gloves at the table*

>Theon rescues Yara
>*She wordlessly elbows him as soon as she's freed*

>They cheated at dice...
>Or maybe I cheated...
>Someone cheated.

>She thinks she's smarter than everyone else
>She's the smartest person i know

>You left me to die
>First I robbed you

>I always knew you were just another rich girl
>You don't know any other rich girls
>*walks away*

>Stay back! he has blue eyes!
>My eyes were always blue!

>Jamie arrives in Winterfell to see Bran waiting for him
>Jamie says “Nice wheels”
>Bran responds “Nice hand”
>Jamie asks “Can i give you a push?”
>Bran simply smiles
>episode ends

BRAVO DABID
>BRAVO DABID
BRAVO DABID
>BRAVO DABID
BRAVO DABID
>BRAVO DABID
BRAVO DABID
>BRAVO DABID
BRAVO DABID
>BRAVO DABID

pro-tip: the last one with Bran and Jaime is made up, but it doesn't seem so unlikely now isn't it?

youtube.com/watch?v=flrNhVUVYho
KINGSLAYER
OATHBREAKER
MAN WITHOUT HONOR
IS THAT WHAT YOU TELL YOURSELF AT NIGHT, THAT YOU'RE A SERVANT OF JUSTICE?

She did it off screen. Show me the body.

>You're my brother Theon.
>Fuck off Theon this isn't your family.
What the fuck was his problem?

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Manlet cause then I know he's going to be great like Napoleon or Stalin.

This picture captures the horrible curse that is anglo genes perfectly.

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Show me the body then
Now bend your knee, fucker

The Battle of Winterfell was off screen as well

Haha stay mad

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I hate them so fucking much

My aunt/wife's eyebrows are so cute...

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>any theories that are still possible?
sam will stab dany vicously multiple times killing the incest baby in the process

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Or Hitler

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based

REDEMPTION ARC: CANCELLED

He will return

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>Because of men like you.
>There are no men like me. Only me.
Peak kino.

What's the best way to recap the books and the theories? YouTube channels? Not going to reread.

Stay undersized, manlet.

nice

Based Jon’s aunt thread. Thank you, OP.

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No. Her plan in the first place was to marry, fuck Ramsay, learn to control him and give him kids

Azor Jon
The One True King
youtube.com/watch?v=xd73Jh3zinM

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ruma mummo huora

based fatty

Re-read it

>Jon could have had this
>Instead got this garbage
>You gave up your throne to save your people. Would she do the same?
Based Sam redpilling Jon.

BASED

Audiobooks with Roy Dotrice whispering in your ear.

Why aren't her eyebrows matching her hair color? Where did she find that fancy fur coat? How does she keep her hair so perfect in harsh winter? What does she eat, anyway?

Both littlefinger and stannis were actually faceless men. They will return with a army of elephants and fuck each other in the iron throne after everyone else is dead.

Theon's sister rescue was fucking kino.
Everyone who thinks otherwise can go fuck themselves.

Its been that long since s7 I literally spent the whole episode trying to remember characters names. Can barely remember previous events and episode 1 was so fucking bad I can't be bothered to watch a recap.

Just end this show and lets all get on with our lives.

Nothing contradicts this.
youtube.com/watch?v=cFoCt1PxPCs

>tfw during last 5 minutes of episode Stannis' theme plays
>tfw since it's rather grim theme, everyone thinks it means the end is coming soon for whatever character is on screen in that moment
>tfw Stannis shows up stabbing some WW

what would /got/ do then?

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>Jon
>The One True King
>not Stannis

she's been riding drogon since season 5. you'd think after all this time she'd have a fucking dragon saddle made?

It’s like a disney movie

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I miss him so much bros

Please come back

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but then you don't get the pleasure of clit stimulation from the dragon scales

Northern low-IQ.

BASED

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They do whatever they want.
Where ever she wanted to find it.
However she wants to keep it perfect.
Whatever she wants.

Stannis is dead and he chose Jon as his heir

I met a Latino girl (I think that’s what she was, some kind of Mexican) today that looked like she would make the perfect Sand Snake if she was 18. She looks like she would be very pretty when she’s old enough to be sexually attractive at the age of 18. Being in my thirties that might sound weird but the the thing is D&D were in their fourties when they said the same thing about double daggers girl and they discussed getting her topless for all the world to see her breasts on her 18th birthday.

They're not tamed beasts or slaves. They're her CHILDREN

>Jon will never play Paradise City on Winterfells battlements during an epic fight of good vs evil

unspoiled podcast with natasha and bredan

thanks frens
have full

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>Stannis
>dead

How much time do you spend on /got/?

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Tywin, Roose, Stannis...

IIRC they at least tried to dye them up a little in S1 innit? Why did they give up?

indisputable got sensibility, well done user

I want to believe, user.

>respecting GRRM's notes
>wanting more wahmen power shit

what will happen?

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wtf bros I love Sansa now, literally btfo Jon, Dany and Tyrion in a single episode, CAN ANYBODY STOP THIS QUEEN ?

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An hour to watch and then 2/3 hours shitposting.

kek

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Worst part about working class culture.
Fucking fags are disgusting.

the eternal anglo

Tywin was absolutely fucking based and did nothing wrong. His children all had to go fuck everything up for him when all he was trying to do is secure his family's future.

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Maario Naharis

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All the good actors were
>Classically trained
>Did theatre before
>Brought up concerns with DABID AND DABID over their characters
>Got killed off by younger and worse actors

>they """kill""" Littlefinger
>insta beginning of alliances, chaos diminishing lit
youtu.be/k0bp32opLxI

her hymen was eternally BTFO by Ramsay

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>THEY HAVE MY SON

I'm pretty sure they go into that about how the best dragon riders didn't need a saddle so she's probably trying to make a point about how stronk and independent she is.

maisie's pic is a prop for a film role, she isnt actually smoking like the rest of them

That's how the story goes. Take it up with GRRM

It’s so heartbreaking when Jon finds out Stannis died. You can see the pain on his face. He really loved him.

fuck it cut the last part I wrote
>little by little
>coincidence?

Based Sean and Richard
Old foxy men smoking gets me all hot and bothered

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based

I personally favor testicle jokes. the rest is truly awful and the absolute state of got since at least the last episodes of s04

has there ever been any foot fetish scenes in GoT?

>Brought up concerns with DABID AND DABID over their characters
examples of this?

kit does not pull off the smoking look
christ why does no one smoke cigars anymore?

Show me the body

did this guy die? i don't even remember

pretty much all of them had saddles, the only person i can remember that didn't have a saddle was that random nomad teenage girl character in the princess and the queen

I thought Stephen Dillane didn't give a shit about the show. Did Charles Dance and Roose's actor actually bring up concerns about their characters?

That's right, Maise only smokes cock on the reg.

Little finger faking his death and sitting on the iron throne.

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>tfw undead Stannis and Hodor soon

I miss Tywinposting
Too bad tywinposting was killed in its infancy when the general got shut down a couple years ago, before it could reach its full potential

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>Jon will never stand in front of winterfell with a cigarette in his mouth and play the solo from november rain

Shit, this is gonna be devastating on the books (if any new books ever get published)

the pox joke was good

Healthier. Good for her.

>offscreen "deaths" for both Stannis and Blackfish
Blackfish was probably because they wanted to reserve the option to bring him back at some point, for whatever reason, but also give him closure if they dont'. Stannis was unironically a fuck you to the Stannisfags. You were being trolled by D&D.

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He rightfully thinks the show is crap

Sweet!
Have scared elephant

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>implying they even know that Stannisfags exist

>undead Stannis shows up
>chops Brienne's head off

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Not so fast you polished prick.

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Sounds about right.
>Fuck you Jamie you just stood and watched as my Father and Brother died
>500 men stood and watched that day, but I killed the guy later
>Y-Yeah but you broke your oath so fuck you
What a fucking brainlet. Shouldnt he hate Selmy as well then for standing and watching?

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What if they were getting pissed by the constant flow of autistic Stannisfags letters/emails to the studio and that's when they decided to character assassinate him then kill him off?

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MADNESS HAS HAD ITS DAY!

>>Brought up concerns with DABID AND DABID over their characters
>examples of this?

The rumor is that Stephen Dillane, with decades of experience in the industry, kept telling D&D how things should be done as they are so obviously incompetent, so they turned Stannis into an asshole then killed him off...

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>letters/emails to the studio
I underestimated their power level.

What do you think Jaime did with her body on the journey home?

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November Rain convinced me that music videos could be Kino

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Jon already thinks Stannis is dead in the books because of the Pink Letter

Nah, they were just unironic Renlyfags.

only half of them look like they actually know how to smoke

We were unhappy from the beginning because it was obvious they hated Stannis. We weren't trolled.

>Salsa the Night King and his army are here.
>How exactly are we supposed to feed them? What do White Walkers eat anyway?

B A S E D
------T-------
------A-------
------N------
------N------
------I--------
------S-------

YOU JUST KNOW

Need your boberts

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Also confirmed for the actor for barristan Selmy, which is why he got the retarded death
Charles Dance apparently didn't care for the show either and told them how stupid it was for every sex scene in season one to be doggystyle, but I don't think he got into any actual arguments with them.

Gently placed it on the bed and left it there. Then furiously masturbated to the thought of fucking Cersei next to it.

Who will kill Cersei?

A. Jaime
B. Tyrion
C. Arya
D. Undead Elephant

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Finally, a "pröööhhh!" that's Yea Forums-compliant.
Absolutely based.

With salsa obviously.

isn't the whole concept of castrated soldiers unrealistic? testosterone is the hormone responsible for male muscle growth. testosterone is produced by your balls. without balls, the unsullied should be as weak as women, if not weaker, and unfit for physical activity let alone being soldiers. they could be pretty choir boys, but fearsome warriors? I think not

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The only reason I dont feel bad for Stephen is because he's so far above this shitshow

RIP Sophie Turner's acting career after GOT and Xmen

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november rain is literally a perfect video to a perfect song

Sauce on this?

youre onto something

They operate under the assumption that all "hero of their own story" -tier characters have a following. Writers/Studios wouldn't be nerfing all the villains in pop culture across the board if they didn't. I'm not saying they lurk Yea Forums, but they have assistants that probably do and even if they didn't, like I said they can assume that more than a few people were #TeamStannis and giving Stannis a frustrating, humiliating end is a good way to bash the fash.

>We were unhappy from the beginning because it was obvious they hated Stannis. We weren't trolled.
I agree, but that didn't/wont stop them from shooting themselves in the foot with trying.

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">Follow Maisie on instagram to have something to jerk too
>Realise that my normie friends can see who I'm following
>Have to follow the rest of the cast as well to not make them suspicious

Who the fuck gives a shit about Richard Madden"
I do, Richard Madden was in the really good BBC drama "Bodyguard", it's 6 episodes but it's great television. Better than the last 4 seasons of GOT

Why has there been ZERO foreshadowing or build to Tyrion betraying Dany? Are they really just going to let it happen out of nowhere?

Sansa and Dany, together, after they temporarily put on hold the cat fight between them to deal with her.

which ones do know and which ones don't?
how do you smoke properly?

I honestly hope he says this or it just cuts to him pushing him while they talk.

first episode i've enjoyed in a while.
the kid on the wall was kino even though i didnt understand the symbol

can't have le epic plot twists if people can see it coming. Characterization, plot cohesion and poetry be damned

youtube.com/watch?v=OWEyUWZUh78

Benioff is FINISHED. It's over, in 48 hours he will be hung up by the HBO exec's.

theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2016/oct/19/charles-dance-game-of-thrones-interview

>“So there’s all this rumpy pumpy going on, it was all doggy fashion, and I said to David [Benioff] and Dan [Weiss], the two writers – and they’re also executive producers – ‘Well, obviously the missionary position didn’t come into vogue in the Seven Kingdoms for some time to come.’ They said, ‘We wanted it to be animalistic, Charles.’ I said, ‘Well, it’s certainly that! Wham, bam, thank you mam.’”

someone shoop bran in there

A.zor Jaime, bringer of Kino

Qyburn will be the real final boss.

Screencap this.

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>Also confirmed for the actor for barristan Selmy, which is why he got the retarded death

True, and he's one of the few to openly admit to having read all the books.

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Jaime

I suppose that's why they fight with spears and keep the enemy at a distance as much as they can. One on one or in short spaces they get bummed to death. Together they form a mighty faggot.

Reminder that the real plot twist is Azor Hound, he has to kill his love, Arya

The clue is his fear of fire, his visions in the fire, and his looks to the Beric's fire swords

>‘Well, obviously the missionary position didn’t come into vogue in the Seven Kingdoms for some time to come.’
>‘Well, it’s certainly that! Wham, bam, thank you mam.’”
>tfw they got quipped so hard by their own cast that that's all they can write now

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A few years ago Brian Cogman or Dave Hill posted on /got/ and confirmed it was him on Twitter, I forget which one tho. It was after they did a Reddit ama and some autismo tweeted him and demanded he visit /got/ as well

They did a little in the last finale. Seems like they completely forgot about it this episode.

Based dragon

based

Pretty sure Varys is gonna shoot him with a crossbow

lena headey, sean bean and whatever the guy playing robb is named know how to smoke, the others hold their cigarettes like someone on his first pack

Jaime > Elephant > Tyrion >>> Arya

In the Books it will be Jaime to fulfill the Valonqar prophecy. But in this mess it will be Arya and she will deliver a some SJW one liner.

QUIPPED

I hope so. Would be good.

Dabid&Crayons completely fucked over all these characters except for Qyburn and that's only because he came in after the damage was already done.
>Beric then: a fallen knight given a second chance to redeem his honor caught up in force he doesn't comprehend trying to reason it as best he can and carry out his knightly vows
>Beric now: muh fire sword muh proffesy CLEHGAINS LOOKINDA FYRE CLEHGGAINS
>Jaime then: the based kingslayer. Trying to summarize him in a sentence is impossible he's bar none the most fleshed out character in ASoIF/GoT
>Jaime now: sad uncle jaime nooo cersei y u do this
>Bronn then: cunning and amoral mercenary and commoner not afraid to do what it takes to get ahead in life, ready to call out Tyrion and the nobility in general for their hypocrisy
>Bronn now: muh whores muh castles aww FOOK ME I wanda bad pussi
>Davos then: honorbound smuggler with a heart of gold, a common man of great conviction trying to do right by the world and walking the thin line between the outcomes justifying the means
>Davos now: a mouthpiece, a fucking puppet to for tell don't show ("DEY SHULD GET MARRIED UHH FIRE MELT ICE DRAGON bREATHE FYRE")

This is a war crime what they've done to these men.

sam

how shit is season 7? is it worse than 5 and 6?

It’s a Sonnenrad. White walkers are metaphors for white nationalists.

If this happens the writers don't even understand why the first seasons were good.

Cleganebowl?

That prophecy is in the show too.

Would redeem this shit show by quite a lot. If he had been making his own undead army under King's Landing.

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Hound wins, but dies in the process.
It's gonna be like Oberyn's fight for poetry

its dog shit mein bruder i just watched it

what the fuck is his problem?

It's not THAT terrible but it is the worst of them all.

there’s no timeline everything is quips

It's almost as if it's impossible to flesh out characters as well on television as it is in books, where you can dedicate pages to their inner thoughts and conflicts.

I couldn't put my finger on why I was cringing for a solid 50% of the scenes. I get it now.

WOT'S HAPPENING?!

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Why do you care?

But wouldn't the Night King just be able to take control of it anyway?

That entire interview is great
In 2003 he was in Beirut, Lebanon, to play a professor called Charles Lushington in the movie Labyrinth. Sometimes, he admits, he does it just for the money (or the travel). “No shame. Purely because every now and again – it’s called no money. You go and think, ‘OK, I’m going to try and do the best I can with this pile of shit, and I’m doing it because it will enable me for a few months to perhaps say no.’

“The Beirut job in particular: one of the worst scripts I’ve ever read. It’s far too late now; it will never see the light of day, I hope. But I did it purely because I wanted to go to Beirut. I thought, ‘This’ll be interesting,’ and I asked for a ridiculous amount of money, assuming they would say absolutely not, and three weeks later I get a call saying, ‘Remember that job in Beirut? Well they’ll pay.’ Fuck.”

Him and Stephen Dillane are fucking amazing IRL

The mountain. NK turns him on her when he attacks King's Landing

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The whole series is shit
Only the part of a prettier woman taking the crown for her and her children death. Nothing about the Valonqar strangling her

Based

The whole show became terrible when every single characters motive became revenge and power.

Could do many things with the idea, if the Night's King could control her undead then it would show the hubris of it pretty well.

fuck me thats so smart

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fuggin magnificent! spilled my coffee now!
this is why i love the world...

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first half is okay, second half is season 5-tier. It has prolly the worst episode of the show.

Remember when Tyrion came up with a genius plan of travelling north of the wall to get a zombie skelly? (all of this while they were at war, mind you) And then Jon assembled an Avengers-level party of Jon, Tormund, Hound, Beric, Beric's priest, Gendry with a warhammer, and they legit crossed the snow and fought a zombie bear?

Not only that but they backed themselves into a corner, and Gendry managed to run back to Castle Back, send a raven to Dany, and she came with 3 dragons to save everyone?

FUCKING AMAZING SHOW LADS

because I'm on the designated board for vapid assholes, retard
why are YOU here?

lads?

In the scene where Ser Barristan quits I just found this shot of Little Finger in the CIA pose and I swear no one has ever posted it before

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>Mountain is wining
>Starts to boast
>Hound does a surprise attack and kills him
>Too wounded to survive
>Dies with the biggest smile ever seen in the show
>Gets burned along with some chickens
KINO

why did they decide on 6 episodes? 1 in and everything is so rushed, important moments happen and are forgotten about when the scene ends

>Jon and Danny ready to battle the White Walkers and their wights
>Night's King arrives at winterfell with his army
>waves hands and magically calls to him snow
>suddenly a corpse is reanimated and be put together in form
>Night's King kneels before it and his White Walkers proceed to do so too
>"now I know who the real enemy is"
>and who are you...
KINO

t. David Benioff and D.B. Weiss

gay show. After watching a bit and being bored I just skipped to scenes online of the ice wraith people pretty much lol.

Stop showing your new please

>Wants to go to Beirut for free
>Takes a godawful movie so he could go to Beirut for money
I also like that the guy decided to vidya VA, just because he thought, you know, why the fuck not?

this isn't as funny now that we know she was having brain aneurysms.

that would be true if anything important actually happened

aSoIaF / GoT is full of concepts that are wholly stupid if you think about them for more than five minutes. The point was to play with the concept of warriors meant to be unburdened by sexual desire or romantic love. Probably would have been better if it was done chemically or magically instead of literally for reasons you cite, but again, GRRM puts "love/lust is the death of duty" as a running theme throughout the story.

A Song of Ice and Fire is one big long cope manifesto for a man who barely/didn't get laid and who has an extremely dim view on romantic love, which would be based if he had a metaphysical/spiritual or fuck, even historic worldview worth writing about, but in deeply cynical boomer fashion, its not looking like he does.

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>finishing episodes after season 4

I just keep it on in the background while I'm on my computer or scrolling on my cancerous phone

>‘This’ll be interesting,’ and I asked for a ridiculous amount of money, assuming they would say absolutely not, and three weeks later I get a call saying, ‘Remember that job in Beirut? Well they’ll pay.’ Fuck.”
Kek based

best fucking ending but those normie writers would never pick it

>last episode of S6
>snow begins to fall in the Red Keep
>first episode of S7 (presumably after all the time it took to call the Golden company)
>still no snow
BRAVO

Brienne of Darth

Unironically episode 3/4's ending

Men are stronger than women before they are born as their muscle fibers are denser even a tranny can beat up a woman.

Based

>NK stares Cersei down
>Cersei quips at NK
>NK looks at Mountain
>Mountain turns to Cersei
>blue eyes
>cuts her down

I'm clinging to hope boys. Eight fucking years on and I still believe.
youtu.be/IYhqlOQ1vHY

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>hey brehs the night king is coming with a giant army and your dragon also they broke a hole in the wall
>heh cool next scene lets all forget about this revelation

It's a long shot I know, but I'd be amazed as hell if it happens.

DABID GET THE CRAYONS

---B
---R
D A B I D
---V
---O

Truly based, never stop

F

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>Tyrion's trial (according to leaks)
>He chooses the Mountain because he sided with Cersei (according to leaks)
>The Hound volunteers to fight the Mountain
>IT FINALLY HAPPENS

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god that was fucking pathetic

Do you guys think they'll reanimate all the corpses in the crypts?

>AYO JON WE DON'T HAVE FOOD FOR EVERYONE, IT'S COLD AS FUCK WE GON' DIE
>AYO JON I HAVE A FUCK-HUGE ARMY AND SHIPS GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR CAVEMEN AND BONG BRITS
>AYO WE BROKE YOUR WALL LMAO DID YOU THINK ICE CUBES COULD CONTAIN US? FAGGOT YOU'RE SO FUCKING DONE SERIOUSLY BETTER LUBE UP COLD BOY
>MEANWHILE
>Jon and Dany make out happily after a stroll with Dragons

Is it gonna be Robb 2.0?

>Be Dornish peasant during GoT
>Don't have to go to fight in the war of the five kings
>Don't have to go fight even when the Dornish join Dany
>Don't go up North to fight the undead
>Just sit back, relax, drink some wine, bang some bad pussy, laugh at darkstar, all is good

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They prepared most of the episode though.

>mfw they have to fuck fucking Cregan Stark (and whoever was the Stark who attacked Andals in retaliation after the beginning of the Andal invasion)

Based Dorne

Dunk and Egg when

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>get bitten by a snek on your way to peasant-toil
>get stung by a scorpion hiding in the privy
>get home, wife is being eaten by feral cats

>Criticises bad writing
>Writes "it doesn't seem so unlikely now isn't it?"

That would be actual kino
>Jon has to kill the reanimated corpse of his mother Lyanna
why else would GRRM write her being in the crypt? it's poetic

I would never watch anything except maybe MST3K this way, although I can sort of get how shit like Star Trek ends up with this kind of fanbase. A serialized show like Game of Thrones, though.. wtf? Are you just letting it play until the climax scenes?

Tony Stark dies
Hulk wields the Stark Gauntlet
Avengers from 50 Universes appear to fight Thanos
Captain Marvel defeats Thanos' army
Thor is a massive bum
Hulk is Professor Hulk now

S T A N N I S
T A N N I S
A N N I S
N N I S
N I S
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N I S
N N I S
A N N I S
T A N N I S
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Rightly.

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They're Dornish not Australians

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>Dorne
>the last King of Brimstone and lord of Hellgate Hall before Nymeria conquered his kingdom was Lucifer Dryland
>the lord of Hell(holt)
>called Lucifer
BRAVO MARTIN

I really liked littlefinger, a shame he got killed the way he did.

Didn’t they confirm multiple offshoots?

WHO LET THEIR KID ON THIS BOARD??

Hopefully not anytime soon. I can't bear what HBO and their ilk would do to this.

Not for a very long time if ever. HBO is going to spend as much time on unwritten, unexplored aspects of the storyworld and fill them in with crayon and put GRRM end-of-life idea guy shit in a vault until they absolutely need it, referencing as necessary. They are doing this so they can better control the budget of the series as well as give the writers as much latitude as possible to fullfill their various diversity and political demands. They want control of the show, not GRRM.

perhaps they chop off the dick but leave the balls

an autism essay with 2860 words about the decay of the show, anyone interested?

whoa that quality

I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE

Sure

That would have been actually kind of interesting instead of just getting raped and then jumping off a wall. Also
>getting raped was part of her plan

Wait, littlefinger really died like that? Kek

post it

Robb wasn't immortal and his foreign whore didn't have two dragons

I would have been fine with him being outsmarted and killed like that if it was actually written well. If they hadn't dumbed down his character in order for him to be outsmarted.

Sure, I've got time

alright, so i synced the only good part from season 7 with some better music

youtubemultiplier.com/5cb63ee41a748-euron-slay-yasssss-queeen.php

pastebin.com/8zEmte56
i know it might be shit, english isn't my native language and i don't write, but i had pretty much nothing to do at work today so i went at it

daily reminder

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got caught in the Lannister/Stark crossfire.

Gosh darn it, I hope that's true. I remember people hoping he'd be part of the "the North remembers" conspiracy that was supposed to happen.

Well, nothing happened to House Redwyne during the entire series so this foreshadowing has its weaknesses.

Many manlets have been successful world leaders. Napoleon and Stalin for example. Both came to power btw.

>Didn’t they confirm multiple offshoots?
I hope whoever wrote that press release a few years back was fired. They were never going to make more than one show. They just ordered a handful of scripts / concepts from which they would pick the best one. Some asshole probably thought they would "blow up the internet" and have various hashtag "teams" shilling and counter-shilling for which show they want, but all it did was spread fake news and leave retards with the impression that numerous simultaneous shows had been greenlit, which was never the case

Most manlets were in the countryside digging potatoes and dying of plague tho.

Well he's definitely starved to death by now.

But Radmure was a man and she is not men

Trips for Tywin
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Didn't he outright ask them to not kill him off since Selmy is still alive in the books and he felt he was too important to Danys story?

>Ctrl+f
>find Stannis mentions throughout the page
>get a comfy read
Thanks, man

kek. he's fucking autistic but not wrong.

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Pretty sure he just fugs the corpses, though i do think he has a few zombie-like experiments. Remember that the zombie-like bodyguard Cersei has still is a thing.

Autistic bran is the best remaining character in the show
Hope he wins

She didn't know he was there.

A DISCUSSION:

Cersei is the most interesting and best character on the show at this point.
It's likely that little fucking marysue arya will take her out because girl power.
Is anybody else way more upset about this than they should be?

They left him outside for no fucking reason the entirety of the episode - at least two days passed... possibly three.

>Can I give you a push
That's not true, is it?

AND WHO
ARE YOU
THE PROUD LORD SAID

Melisandre

What if Qyburn was the one responsible for awakening the Night King? And is the puppet master pulling the strings.

have my seal of approval

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Jesus fucking christ mate get it together you pathetic lick of trash I mean seriously dude get your shit together fucking hell

I don't know why anyone still thinks she's gonna kill her. She had her choice at the crossroads to go kill Cersei or go back to Winterfell. She chose Winterfell.

how did he even survive? did he literally max out his cold res beyond the wall or something

Yo where the fuck is my preston?

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It’s also infuriating that after all these years Cleganebowl bowl is only going to happen so Sandor can distract Gregor while Arya kills Cercei.

glad someone thought it was okay, thanks user

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thank god

would be the mastership of cretinery

What I don't get is why if Jon knew he had "changed" why did he still give him this weird wtf look when he hugged him? And in terms of treebran things he could have said, what he said wasn't that weird. Unless I missed some subtext. Jon said "you're a man now" or something and he shot back with "almost" or something. It would actually be a normal (if dark) thing for a cripple to say, as in "i feel like less of a man in this fucking chair"

Cut the kid some slack, Jon

lol is that a quasimodo pic above the door?

The show had already depicted the origin of the Night King. Unless Qyburn is an immortal First Man who fought the Children of the Forest

Cersei and Jaime are the only good characters left and they're gonna get killed by morons. I can't stop looking at this train wreck

Isn't it already confirmed that it was Bran. That one episode where their all just standing their and the Night King touches Bran. That was when they started moving south right?

That was enjoyable to read

The only way D&D can hope to salvage anything from this series is if they have the balls to turn Dany insane.

He’s busy voting for Hillary and cleaning his wife’s bathroom

>I'll marry one of your daughters as part of an alliance to defeat the Lannisters
>Damn, that's a cute field medic, fuck my word of honor. My dick needs to get wet!
>Why does Roose keep starring at me with that devilish smirk?

Also:
>"FINISH THE BOOKS BEFORE YOU DIE YOU FAT FUCK YOU HAD JUST ONE JOB YOU OBESE FUCKING RETARD" Poster
>he was a good friend.
/got/ i dreamt i was old
but it was one hell of a ride, and i'm glad i spent it with you

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Fairly sure Bran is dead at this point and his body is pretty much just a vessel for the Three-Eyed Raven.

I think Bran still requires doing something to be classified as a man. The show has often delved into the idea of sexuality being linked to 'being a man' so he probably needs to fuck someone...

Could be plausible

>how do you smoke properly
Don't be a petulant little faggot, there is an obvious difference in comfort and ease between a person who does something dozens of times a day vs someone who doesn't do it ever. This is basic logic, ya smartassed dumb fuck.

Azor Theon

Imagine Bran doing a quip about Jaime incest and his dead kids

new:

>Napoleon was short
He was 170cm, which is short by today's standard, but above average at his time. You've literally fallen for British propaganda.

This is also something I’d like to see
Make her go full mad queen

The Terror is fantastic.
I like Man In The High Castle as well, but it's gotten progressively worse with each season much like GoT.
I'd still recommend giving it a try though, if only for Uberbasedfurer Smith and Chief Inspector Kino.

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I can't see them doing that to Dany. She's their favorite character by far. She can't do wrong in their eyes.

good read actually but i wanted autism and got facts instead

manlet COPE

New Thread:

>he probably needs to fuck someone
He cockblocked himself when Meera shit tested him with the "I have to go with my family"

is she one of us?

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>turning your brain off and enjoying the ride seems to be a better idea

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>pastebin.com/8zEmte56
This was very good, I read the whole thing in one go. I'd love to see an expanded version touching on more characters and where things went wrong.

The English is good too, I didn't see too many errors.
Thanks user.

>56:28
Nigga I ain't watching that shit, got a summary?

Comfy. Thanks user.

"Acting"

reanimated mountain has no feelings, he can't brag

>aSoIaF / GoT is full of concepts that are wholly stupid if you think about them for more than five minutes. The point was to play with the concept of warriors meant to be unburdened by sexual desire or romantic love.

And yet the fuckers put a Greworm romance into the show, which makes even less sense than the moronic elf/dwarf love plot in the Hobbit.

season 2 > season 1 > season 3

not really "progressively" but i shapposhe 4th will be even worse.

Migrate

shut up nerd

i was honestly curious

I watched some of the finale of season 7 again and was reminded that Jon shouldn't have survived after plunging into the frozen lake and staying underwater for so long that the white walkers cleared out from the area. The only reason he couldn't have left with the rest of them on Dany's dragon is so they could kill off Benjen.

>Not much can be said about Stannis Baratheon either, because book readers that are familiar with his story understand that what happened to Stannis in the show was utter character assassination. Aagghh...
Massively based

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Won't happen in a million years. She's the good queen and cersei is the evil one and that's what the burlington crowd wants

Remember when it was good bros? Long time ago now. Feels bad bros

cringe