Yeah 2 days ago I was a virgin, and lost it to a black model. No larp, I'm a 4/10 lanklet. (Oh yeah and for poltards I'm bisexual, not racist, not sexist and vegan COPE)
This one? 9/10 art thot. Sent me her number in 30 minutes and wants to fuck tomorrow. chatting to a 7/10 Asian and a 8/10 French exchange student currently .
How do I do it? It's actually quite simple. JUST BEE YOURSELF THAT IS LITERALLY IT THE INCELS ARE COMPLETELY, COMPLETELY WRONG I LOOK COMPLETELY MEDIOCRE
Mic drop
Nobody cares.
What the fuck?
>fucking a nigger
No thanks I rather continue being a 29yo touchless virgin.
>not sexist
>calling girls "thots" and objectifying women on a number rating scales
>not racist
>making sure to tell everyone what specific race the girls were in your domination/objectification
>bee yourself
>literally said you're a "lanklet" aka tall
>bisexual
Son you’re gay
tinder?
stop it man im gonna cry...
You can fuck whoever you want. I only swipe right on 7+ now.
The trick is LITERALLY just b urself. Make a funny profile and it is that easy. 2 9/10s in 2 days after years of being a virgin.
This isn't a brag cause it's not impressive. ANYONE CAN DO IT THE INCELS ARE WRONG
>not sexist
>"art thot"
>not racist
>"Asian" and "French" implying that French people can't be Asian
yikes user
The post that unironically saved Yea Forums. Everyone should see this and finally you faggots might actually turn the other cheek and live happy lives.
>deffo
>what you looking for
>desu
>if u want
>i'll drop u a message
kill yourselves
>I'm vegan
yeah it worked cause youre white you retard
you didn't post your profile
you didn't post hers
didn't post your pictures
this is all irrelevant and just you trying to troll/brag. fuck off.
saying "what you look 4? i jus tmasturbated lets get drinks tomorrow XD" is all you have shown you've done
>Deffo
Lmao, last one left
>Bisexual "man"
Cringe and faggotpilled. Virgin over fudge-packer anyday.
Fucking tragic m8
Nobody cares
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>de gay
Cope
Pics of girls or it didn't happen
>fucking a nigger
better tell the others before you fuck them. who knows what you picked up.
And still you look for our validation. Sad.
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i had sex with a north african girl 5 years ago and never got checked for STIs
>I'm bisexual, not racist, not sexist and vegan
kys
>people are actually falling for this weak bait
You faggots are worse than OP. Sage and move on
OP btfo
Shut the fuck up, you dumb bitch.
WTF is that?
Is that a metal ring on a sausage?
I wanted to try this but I don't drive. where do you meet up with people? At your hourse? theirs? A hotel?
>white incels don´t exist
You have it that easy because you are WHITE, that's it! It baffles me that most whites here that look atleast close to averge have a hard time geting girls. If you are white, just don't be fat and life is on easy mode when it comes to non-white girls.
AYO THIS NIGGA DONT GOT NO JOINTS LMAOOO
A number doesnt mean shit my sweet summer child.
FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>girl is just trying not to be a blunt bitch to op
>tries to act friendly while having absolutely no intention on giving op the time if day
>"O-oh muh God you guys I'm having sex!"
M'kay
Nice wojacker
>Be yourself
>Make a funny profile
Pick one
It's an apple pencil for iPads
I'm a student no car and can't even drive. Yesterday walked around a bit then fucked. Tomorrow she wants to get drinks but I don't drink so not sure how that's gonna turn out. Walk her home and fuck her there I guess.
>be yourself
ok im gonna jerk off 3 more times today then
>kids was 24 years ago
>bisexual
fag
This seals it, Yea Forums is Yea Forums
Not your blog fag. Delet your life.
>no sex today on account on wanking earlier
jesus christ man... that's just wrong on so many levels. How desperate are women getting?
The lack of infinity wars discussion in this thread disturbs me.
Why are sexcels and volproms so insufferable?
Not once did you mention the it was a girl. You're just a homo.
you are everything you said about incels yet you get pussy, don't you see that you are proving our point? you look good so you get puss, just admit that it's all about looks faggot. you are not some houdini mastermind in talking to girls
>Was at a time in my life about 5 years ago when I was depserate to lose virginity
>at uni girls kept flirting with me but they were all the typical whiute girls, who had dyed hair and some were sort of overwiehgt
>mfw when almost went through with it with one feminist girl with blonde whiteish hair who wore glasses and has a long arm tattoo
>pussied out last second but am really glad I did now
Very.
I'm a girl
based
I'm a 4/10, skinny, profile pics were all alone and inside house. I cut my own hair with scissors and you can tell, I have spots. The only thing going for me is tall
All you have to do is bee funny. Bee yourself. That is it.
He's right tho. I'm on the semi-ugly side but I'm just kind of carefree and don't overthink this shit and it unironically happens.
Realize that girls just wanna have fun at the end of the day and don't take it too seriously and you'll start getting attention. You gotta throw yourself in there though.
I still have the feeling that everyone hates my guts so I'm still kind of shy but in moments where I need to act I remind myself that it's just my own brain trying to cuck me because it's defective.
Absolutely fucking ridiculous
>no sex today on account of wanking earlier
Imagine being this low test
There was a cute black girl in my art history class. She was light skinned and actually had straight hair. I wouldn't have minded fucking her but at the same time it did feel weird flirting with someone outside my race.
This guy is right, I'm
That's why it's so annoying to see so many frens cuck themselves when I know that I should be a pussy repellent on paper.
Just relax and be in a good, talkative vibe. You know that feeling when you can talk for hours about something you're passionate about? Be it politics or star wars or whatever?
Try to capture that feeling and channel it in whatever you say. Easiest way to explain. But yeah, bee yourself on a GOOD day. Important distinction.
>bisexual vegan who lost virginity to a black “model”
I believe you believe what you’re saying, but I bet my opinion on these girls would be quite different from yours
That wasn't her actual hair
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Man OP if you think she'll fuck you you're in for a surprise. A number is literally nothing in the modern game and you're rightfully being called on it. You're just giving her attention for no reason.
So I went to visit co-worker at her department at work today and she was like "oh why are you here" and I said "I just wanted to say hello and see how you are doing" and I got her some cookies and she was like smiling and her face went a small bit red and she said thanks so much. then she asked me if i'm free on Saturday and asked me if I'd like to go for some drinks with her and her friends. Is this good?
This
>inb4 OP has an 8" dick wich he put in his profile