/got/

Billy Dickon

Skane is danish clay

OBJECTIVE Tier list

God tier
Jaime
Night King
Harry Strickland

Based
Radmure
Robin
Jorah
Cersei

Good
Sam
Tormund
Davos
The Hound
Ed
Gendry

Ok
Jon
Bran
Briene

Cringe
Dany
Arya
Greyworm
Theon

Bad
Sansa

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that is one ugly ass cake

How the fuck is Sam meant to be related to him?

who the fucks takes a selfie in the fucking hospital ?

Why doesn't Dany just assume the title of Empress and the Lord Paramount titles become Kingly titles once again? It would solve the norf men's autistic problem of wanting "The King in the Norf" and Dany can feel like she's superior too. The Germans did it, they can too.

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Everyone nowadays

Just like his sister.

Can't be giving those ugly cunts ideas, they bend the knee or they die. simple as

Always found Emilia a top cute. She's very charming when she's not acting under D&D's awful writing.

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Now you know why Sam was sent to Night's Watch.

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>no Beric
shit/10

ᵈᶦᶜᵏᵒn

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>Not wanting Cersei to squirt on your face

she was proper cute back then

Renly tried that but Cat hated the idea and knew that the Norfeners would never accept it.

Expecting the retards in charge of this show/that watch this show to know actual history.

>dude why don't premodern societies just come up with concepts that fix their problems lol

Is stannis your favorite character or are you just a shitposter?

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You ARE supporting Queen Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lady of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm, Lady of Dragonstone, Queen of Meereen, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, the Unburnt, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons, aren't you Yea Forums?

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>lie in hospital for some days or even weeks
>bored with nothing to do
>for some reason you should not take selfies
???

Remember the House of the Undying and Quaithe and the Land of Always Winter. Do they not exist anymore. It's all turning out very Lost like.

Azor Theon

>mfw the leaks confirmed Stannis' return

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>Rhoynar
for some reason that part disappeared from the show

THE MANNIS THE MANNIS THE MANNIS THE MANNIS THE MANNIS THE MANNIS THE MANNIS THE MANNIS THE MANNIS THE MANNIS THE MANNIS THE MANNIS THE MANNIS THE MANNIS THE MANNIS THE MANNIS THE MANNIS THE MANNIS THE MANNIS THE MANNIS THE MANNIS THE MANNIS THE MANNIS THE MANNIS THE MANNIS THE MANNIS THE MANNIS

Never ever

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>B A S E D
>A
>S
>E
>D

No one likes Dorniggers that aren't Oberyn

The books are no longer canon kek

I hate that Jaime only left Cersei just to join up with the tard squad

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That isn't Stannis, so fuck no.

>What is the HRE?

For a mother who's recently seen one of her children die, learned he was resurrected into some zombie monstrosity, Dany seems pretty grief-free and light hearted about the future
>Tee hee Jon you're so adorable, come here and give me that wolf knot, your queen demands it ;)
Seriously?
Are they preparing for the most important war in history or on a honeymoon vacation?

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what/who is he aiming at /got/?

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According to Nikolaj's interviews, Jaime left because he wanted to protect his unborn child with Cersei.

The leaked endings seem written by literal children

The only correct response if for little finger to behind all of this

Dubs confirm

BAD PUSY

Not him but a bit of both

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I watched shot called last night. It was great.

they did it to stave off criticism of "their relationship doesnt seem real, we're just TOLD they are in love"

My hole.

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I am deeply sorry Emilia glad you made it

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Why hello Queen Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lady of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm, Lady of Dragonstone, Queen of Meereen, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, the Unburnt, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons, my name is Lucy Kimiko Akie Airi Shiori Rinne Yoshiho Chihoko Ayano Fumika Chitose Sanae Mikiko Ichika Yukino Reina Eri Ai Tamiko Chikage Emilia Julia Shizue Erina Chisa Yumeka Natsuki Ranran Rieko Setsuri Chikako Azumi Marina Hideko Chiaki Misaki Naomi Campbell Miku Yuka Masako Sachiko Nana Mutsumi Haruka Yuna Shimako Yukie Rin Sakura Kanna Wakana Hazuki Honami Ruri Mihane Momoka Himari Nozomi Futaba Mayuyu...(still continues)...Yamagami! Y-yoroshiku onegaishimasu!

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wew

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She never cared for the non-Drogon dragons

Not even the characters take the events seriously anymore

>Jamie now old as fuck
The fuck happened to him after getting dunked?

Jaime really is the best character left in this fucking mess.

They read the script and know that they both survive

Isn't there a chance its a fake one

Never have, never will

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Pray harder

There was only one true queen that whore is nothing

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B A S E D
------T-------
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Why is she suddenly so autistic about these fucking elephants?

Based.

good thing Cercei send epic whore man to meme him with a crossbow

This is the effect a huge cock has on women. Jon Snow is absolutely packing a great norfern hog in his pants. You would never understand, dicklet.

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Time comes for everybody. He's still handsome, though.

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>tfw will never die fighting alongside the true just king and avoid being ruled over by retards for any longer

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>Stannis
>dead

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Nikolaj doesn't know jack shit about the story or characters he's just an actor.

>everyone's reaction to Jon coming back with two elite armies and two massive fucking dragons to help prevent the apocalypse

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Cersei did nothing wrong.

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Based Stannis content

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Preston when?

Any good webms from Burlington?

Post scenes d&d would ruin if they were in the current season.
youtu.be/lvUGkw8Syj4

>my shitty eceleb when

Dude all they do is make coats. Why are you so obsessed?

D&D were taking the piss out of bookfags

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Seething. Preston has always been and will always be /ourguy/

Silver fox

aside from Preston and Westeros.org who are the /got/ approved youtubers

OYSTERS, CLAMS AND KEKHOLDS

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How is he supposed to be the same person from season six?

He can be /yourguy/ if you want, fag. Stop spamming about ecelebs.

>Jon Snow is absolutely packing a great norfern hog in his pants
But he has a canon small penis

Nikolaj hasn't read the books so he doesn't know about Jaime's "Lancel and Kettleblack and Moon Boy for all I know" mantra. Show Jaime never found out Cersei cheated either so it makes sense that his motivations would be different. Book Jaime is an extremely obsessive jealous man.

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she's so fucking gorgeously hot

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>/ourguy

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Hey, remember that time Jaime raped his grieving sister next to their inbred son's corpse?

Nah, me neither.

Last River and Ravor Rants (rip)

The Normies, you dope!

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In case the previous seven seasons and five books didn't tip you off, Cersei isn't right in the head

Fewer.

>implying Cersei didn't want it

S T A N N I S
T
A
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>Nikolaj hasn't read the books so he doesn't know about Jaime's "Lancel and Kettleblack and Moon Boy for all I know" mantra
I'm sure his agents tell him that stuff.

Never made a woman forget about her impending doom with your huge prick? What are you an incel?

>tfw you like pancakes

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>Hard truths cut both ways, ser Davos

top tier britbong genetics

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what happened in this scene?
i dont remember

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Knowing what we now know about Momoa, do you think he slipped it in during that scene and then acted like it was an accident?

She thinks if she has some exotic beasts of her own it will somehow translate into her beating Dani's in Cercei logic

It's literally just D&D making fun of the fans for actually wanting something cool.

But they couldn't afford showing elephants, the CGI budget is entirely used to carefully airbrush Ghost out of scenes.

Will Jorah get a happy end? What would be a good end for him?

>Last River
link?

Would of King Theoden bent the knee to the Dragon Queen ?

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We see you
He's /ourking/

Last river is the only one i like but ecelebs is a shitty offtopic

Chest shaving.

The exact reason this scene was included, was to explain away why people living in pseudo-medieval times would all have smooth chests when they took their shirts off. Because that wasn't a thing but all the actors wax, so that was to help keep the immersion

Poor little Ironborn the movie

Who is that ugly sheman?

He will die to save Jon like the good cuck he is

Reminder that King Stannis is a dog person

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aagghh

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What has Jorah's character arc been? He's continued to be a beta orbiter to dany for 8 seasons now? Why?

/ourking/

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>the HRE came up with the concept of Imperium

youtu.be/Y2v_57RCofM
Personal favourite

alt shift x
seething preston babbies incoming

>Knowing what we now know about Momoa
What the fuck are you talking about, incel?

>dat feel when Stephen Dillane didn't even read the books and still somehow gave the most haunting performance when script wasn't going full retard with Stannis

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can i get a female Stannis image?

Nope

>Hey, remember that time Jaime raped his grieving sister next to their inbred son's corpse?
It doesn't go down like that in the books. Cersai wants it as well.

Never, and when he refuses Eowyn would save him by cutting Drogon's head off.

Have this gold you good sir!

2019 Emilia WISHES that /ourchad/ Mamoa would slip it in

Was it rape?

>Was it rape?

You decide.

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Stannis is shit.

/thread

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This, he's fine and not autistic like preston and his meme theories.

... there's going to be no azor ahai at all isn't there?

ANCL BENJEN

post the leaks

He molests kids

We were lucky to have him as Stannis, even though D&D sabotaged his plot line

UHVE SEEN THA NOIGHT KENG

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Are the books always like this? That was gross

>the wetness of blood and seed
I have never read the books, but HOLY SHIT, this is some absolutely horrible writing. How the fuck do you nerds manage to read this shit?

She's cute when she's dying

She was so cute back then, I've rarely seen anyone get fucked by puberty this hard.

because when you have a stoic character it really comes down more to mannerisms and he really nailed that

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People still wanna use their phones in hospital user. Granted this isn't the best use but still

why wouldnt you

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Seethe while we are of the night

>The wetness of blood and seed where they were joined

I thought it was hot.

Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water.

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It was to show everyone getting ready for the kings' arrival and to show off the character relationships between Robb, Theon and Jon

We have moments like this but the we get some really good moments too, so

What makes it horrible?
You sound like you just don't read in general if that one line was what set you off.

Is it humanely possible not to feel fear like that?
I get chills every time I see this scene

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It's about getting what she paid for.
Imagine if they couldn't bring half their horses or 5-6 ships were lost to a storm. The golden company commander answered rightly and truthfully, showing he's able at least. But being a queen and Cersei Lannister-,she had to make a point about her ''power''.

He finally mans up and admits he wants to fuck Daenerys only to get turned down. He goes on a murderous rampage and chops her tits off.

Whos the hottest girl left in the show?

Oh to be the cake that enters his mouth

>They read the script and know that they both survive
>citation needed

lmao why did they hate him so much

sauce

Damn, that's a Man.

DABID
A
B
I
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>/threading your own post
Bend the knee, cunt

maario naharis

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gotta link?

Holy shit, they didn't deserve to have such a good actor on their show.

What is his endgame?

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She only really cares about Drogon, cold hearted mother.

Would suck and fuck tbqh. No homo tho.

It's kind of a feeling of instincts taking over knowing that you have to fight and your body is doing the motions for you despite some feeling of reluctance in your mind.

>Are the books always like this?
"Ten thousand of your children perished in my palm, Your Grace. Whilst you snored, I would lick your sons off my face and fingers one by one, all pale sticky princes. You claimed your rights, my lord, but in the darkness I would eat your heirs."
- Cersei, talking about slurping Robert's jizz
This is canon.

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Cause Renly was gay so therefore he was automatically better.

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Man these threads really fucking died compared to pre-season. The premiere sucked the energy out of the room. There aren't even any good new memes from it.

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firepenis

>i am jazz

>he wants more cringe reddit stannis memes

Wut happen

I want to go back

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>Robert blasted her in the face every time
Hahahahaha I only just realised

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Nikolajfag here, I've only ever seen him eating healthy food like salad and fruit in his Instagram stories, I bet he felt really guilty if he actually had any cake even though he weighs >200 lb according to his Wired interview. I would like to hand feed him chocolate cake until he's really full and has a cute little belly bloat and then watch as he goes to the bathroom in his pants.

Why was Stannis Jon's bff in S5 if the endgame plan was to have Davos become Jon's hand or something like that?

To mumble, apologize and not look anyone in the eye.

>Stannis
>cringe

kek

CAREFULL BEFORE I HONOR YOU

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It's best to speedread the sex scenes and the parts where he describes food

restore his hairline

William of the House Bones

These whole threads are fucking cringe dude, you're blind if you don't see that.

Does anyone have that clip where GRRM cackles manically when asked about seeing the female actresses naked

>"Jaime and I are more than brother and sister. We are one person in two bodies. We shared a womb together. He came into this world holding my foot, our old maester said. When he is in me, I feel … whole."
>"Jaime, don’t you think I want it as much as you do? It makes no matter who they wed me to, I want you at my side, I want you in my bed, I want you inside me."
>"You are me, I am you. I need you with me. In me. Please, Jaime. Please."

I think the incest scenes are cute.

Link?

get his dick back

>there are people on THIS very thread that haven't realized Dany is being written as a villain

How surprise you think they are going to be? How can normies miss so many clues? Even from D&D, they are obvious. Hell, they'd Jon kissing her with his eyes open while staring at her monstrous dragons.

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youtube.com/watch?v=2D5x1xUensE

I'm crying remembering how good season 1 and 2 were FUCK WHY DID IT HAVE TO END UP THIS WAY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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Once it’s weekend we’ll go 45 minutes per general

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Stannis and Jon were my favorite characters on the book, so this was very interesting, but if the conclusion is just Stannis dying then that was a huge waste of time

youtube.com/watch?v=L6M0Lrfwvng

these burlington people were cheering for Stannis

apparently rape is ok

Based Bobby

So, why didn't Arya hire Hot Pie to be Winterfell's cook?

well duh, they're /our guys/

I can't fucking wait

I miss Ros.

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Even healthy nuts consume dessert on special occasions. I'm sure that cake isn't white flour, sugar and cheap chocolate.

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>all those people who named their newborn daughters khaleesi

He'll die and Dany won't notice.

How would Cersei have knowledge of sperm being ten thousands of tadpoles? Microbiology isn't a science taught in ASoIaF as far as I'm aware..

We shouldve gotten more arya/gendry

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God, GRRM is a disgusting piece of shit.

Did people really like season 2? I remember the first half being an absolute snorefest I almost dropped the show entirely

NUH

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He's just not very good at writing anything vaguely erotic

He must be eating something substantial to keep his weight above 200 or at least drinking protein shakes. You can tell that he's gained weight since the start of the year too, he's much burlier.

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I hate her character, but at least name the kid Daenerys and not Khaleesi if you're going that route. Daenerys is a name, Khaleesi is just her title.

NOW IT'S ENDS

They cheer for everything

It's a shame one of the best actors on the show is subordinate to fucking yara.

I only remember the parts with Arya and Gendry. And Arya becoming Tywin's servant.

Also the horrible parts with Dany in Irrelevant City.

What does being “of the night” actually mean? Does it mean Darkstar stays up all night and sleeps all day like Kid Rock? And why do men call him Darkstar and not women?

I love this guy. Man crush material. No homo!

SO IT BEGINS

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When did this show get shit? Was Season 5 the ultimate downfall?

I'm sure I remember some good episodes in Season 6

fuck
no

>semen wasn't discovered until modern times

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Yarasha fucked off to nowhere important while Theon goes to where the plot is and Euron hogs all the good Ironnigger stuff

never liked cats

I remember almost nothing of S2 except Blackwater.

Season 5 and 7 were shit. Season 6 was ok.

youtu.be/mcHiZRuftB8

How retarded are you?

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Season 4, with some good parts in season 5.

Did Cersei discover spermatozoa? Was she the first microbiologist of Westeros?

i miss /got/ sperging out and shit talking emilia for allegedly saying she wouldnt go nude and had a no nude clause when it was this dumb ho the entire time and they killed her character off for it

/got/'s collective assholes have never been blown out this hard except for when stannis died

I had a crazy thought last night for a better ending to Jon Snow that whatever D&D will crank out
>Jon dies defeating the NK
>his body is lost among the confusion and chaos of all the piles of corpses
>later on is a scene of a living and confused Jon, sporting the new wounds/scars from his last death
>when he was resurrected the Lord of Light effectively made him immortal.
>any time he dies he comes back but his memory becomes a little more fucked each time
>instead of going back to any of his family or friends he finds a ship and leaves for Essos
>que scene decades to hundreds of years later of him either back in the north fighting white walkers once again or on the other side of the world in the Asian area fighting more evil at the black towers

N

>Final shot of spring coming
>Everything is shittily resolved, Kelly+JUAN are sitting on the throne
>Pan across Westeros, snow melting around winterfell
>Suddenly a hand shoots up from the dirt and grabs towards a withering flag with a burning stag on it
>Game of Thrones II confirmed, depicting the fight of JUAN vs EVIL ZOMBIE STANNIS
>Thank you DABID

You're giving D&D far too much credit.
Dany will either die heroically or win the show and rule peacefully and if she burns any more people it will be presented as hella freaking epic yass queen.

I hate them all. I hope the roof collapses on that place right before the series finale

what a total daddy

>sometimes not writing is the key
Well, that explains a lot

He can cut me down with his Sword of the Morning

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That explains his painful face, doesn't it?

reminder they killed off best girl for no reason

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Theon takes over Winterfell

Tyrion messes with Cersei

Robb fucks foreign whore

Jon cuddles with Ygritte

Stannis kills Renly

Dany wastes her time in Qarth

user's right though, medieval people couldn't look at jizz under a microscope

What the fuck has that got to do with it, fuckwit? It's a medieval society, and the HRE had a medieval society with Kings ruled by a Kaiser (Emperor). What has that got to do with inventing the concept of Imperium? You're a retard.

He will die before he gets to slam that sadly

NAITENDS

>He thinks people couldn't make the connection between the stuff shooting out of a mans dick during sex and the girl getting pregnant

Gabrielle Falloppio an italian scientists described the use of condoms in the 16th century, almost a hundred years before the first discovery of cells and the first microscopes

Is Ser Arthur the best looking man in the show?

ignore the hair and it looks awfully like a man to me

>tfw i actutally had a hope for the last season, that they would finally get their shit together and do it justice
>it's shit right off the bat
what's your reason for still watching the show Yea Forums?

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She looks like a fucking bloke, mate.

I fucking love how the dragon demands is going full sjw on DABID absolutly based

Spermatozids were discovered in 1632. So during the reinassence which is probably the most simmilar era to GoT. See the Iron Bank and its likeness to the italian states.

No, I don't. They aren't being subtle about the direction her character is taking at all. It's not a happy ending, sitting on the throne after her babies kill the NK.

>Theon takes over Winterfell
best story, best acting.
youtube.com/watch?v=jWdG5iUGz4Q&ab_channel=WillW

Reminder that peasants shouldn't care about the shitty wants and needs of asshole royalty that don't even fucking matter and should join up with the NK and the real good guys

>no need to sleep
>no need to eat so no dying of starvation
>never get tired
>keep some level of autonomous thought, just gotta follow orders and you're good
>immortal
>don't have to listen to bitching and moaning about "MUH THRONE MUH BIRTHRIGHT," NK and friends don't even talk
>worst case scenario, even if the NK loses and all the wights die, as a peasant your life prospects weren't looking very good anyway so it was better to join up with the side that had the best chance of winning

Team Night King is literally the only option that makes sense.

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Lads
what if Dany White Walker?

The downfall was Season 5 Episode 9.

Can you show me a picture of dead stannis bro

doesn't really matter at this point. 5 weeks from now it will all be over and people will forget it ever existed.

aaaaahhhhhhgg..

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What is with those dumb shoulderpads?

wud be mental innit

Stannis isn't dead. Show me the body.

She thinks that by pretending to wear armor she might grow the penis she has always wanted

Mate, I don't think they are conscious beings. They're more likely just walking sacks of flesh and bone animated by dark magic.

Sunk Cost Fallacy

Lost my house Velaryon wojak, help a fellow seahorse bro out anyone?

>implying HBO won't crank out spin-offs

woah lads imagine even robert white walker?

I can do you one better

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so people would bitch less about boobs

b-based grrm gave them a shitty ending to adapt on purpose r-right?
he will actually finish the books and it will be kino right?

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I lost faith in the show after season 5 finished. I'm still watching but only for the shitposting

well i fucked up saving that one

It could still be fine if you say this got all the boring reintroduction out of the way, If they spend more than 5 minutes discussing Jaime's arrival next episode you know it's fucked

NO

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*SMIRKS AT YOU*

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Will there be a big battle next episode lads? They are running out of time.

>They all did pushups before this scene to look more buff

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He's handsome but his beard is shit.

Just Nikolaj kino passing through

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Nope, episode 3 lad. The next episode will consist of more reunion faggotry and pointless talking scenes just to kill time.

What's Cersei's tax policy?

Lol, forgot the pic

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Is it really a smirk when half her face is paralysed from palsy?

she's like my brothers gf then. child came a few weeks early and instead of being happy everything went ok, she just moaned and bitched about having to sleep on a hospital bed for a week.
ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME

do you think Natalie is into femdom?

You got proof for that

>i have a high court writ stating we can take control of goods
>that golden hand will cover the entire debt

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...

Growers unite

Well yeah, the child is just a tool for her to tie down your brother so he supports her forever

I recall reading that or watching an interview of Richard Madden saying it. I'll back up that other user.

youtube.com/watch?v=_kuih2g-HSU&list=PLPZkjVoyBoD8uf-zs6eJKEiVceVuwMXTd 3:50 I misremembered it. They did crunches instead.

She probably forces her toes in your mouth while she vigorously jerks you.

Lmao, I hate women.

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Yes

she makes more money than him. she is incredibly stingy though, they still have completely seperate bank accounts for everything despite owning a place together AND having a child now.

Always reminded me of a Neanderthal desu

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was this scene in the books?

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ever jolly Stanner

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Tell your deadbeat brother to work harder.

this is on point brother

I hope

she lucked into a government clerk position, she is barely working for fairly good money.

Nah, they're just going to have a bit of drama between her and Jon over killing his best friends Chad brother and father and him knowing his heritage, and then get over it and going back to sucking her off. D&D love YAAAAAS QUEEN too much to make her a villian since they had to settle for her with the fag Renly dead.

Bran

That’s the one thing you gotta give D&D, Beric is an actual badass and important to the end game

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No, it was taytay on the books

Thanks m8

no
I hope John stabs his valyrian steel sord right in her mouth!
No his actual sword!

Based
Really though, if you're gf doesn't let you blast it in her face every time you know you're getting cucked for someone else

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don't worry buddy, maybe one day you'll get laid and stop being an autistic woman hating manchild