Why is Mike so stupid?

my cock

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It's not that I mind his basic bitch taste and shallow understanding of movies. That's fine. It's perfectly alright to have a voice in film criticism that represents the average joe with average taste. What irritates me is his spiteful "Oh, all movies nowadays are so bad, it's just the same stuff over and over again, way below my elevated standards" shtick as if he, of all people, was in a position to compain.

>Oh, all movies nowadays are so bad
He's probably the one in the crew who does this the least.

how do you know this, and what is he now?

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He voted for the Iraq war.

>Mike is now single
lol incel

huehuehue

corn syrup and preservatives in food do this to people

lmao wtf is this shit?
Also someone can be registered as a Dem or Rep it doesn't mean they even vote. I don't even remember what I'm registered as and I've never voted in an election.

Alcohol abuse.

This is uncanny.

>dishonest reviewers
sauce

His old forum posts include calling Tina Fey a" liberal cunt" and supporting the Iraq war

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lol, based

why did he go full cuck?

Started to worship Star Trek as a religion and think anything that Picard wouldn't do is wrong.

>But fuck that 4-eyed snot nosed little know-it-all fuck whore new york limousine liberal cunt.
>I like sherri o'terri a lot.

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that is Steve Shives, dude

He didn’t. He just suppressed his feeling so he could sell out for the cash.

I really miss internet forums full of eccentric boomers

Do all white dudes in flyover states turn into right-wing LARPing edgelords in their 20s?

If you've ever been to the Midwest, you would understand why.

>2003 was 16 years ago

>Steve Shives
even Steve Shives was based back then

He never verbally has. You have to say you're a democrat to get anywhere in any level of show business.

What Jay did wrong?

Jay is actually a good critic but he always stifles his opinion around Mike

I sensed that, in the Blair Witch 1999 re:view
he wanted to go all fanboy and Mike toned him down

Surround himself with plebs.
Refuse to come out of the closet.
Defend Rey's """character."""

Yeah, I see that too. Shame since he and I really do see eye to eye when it comes to watching movies.
Jay needs to grow some fucking balls and banter with Mike. He's not gonna hurt Mike's feelings, goddamn.

>Refuse to come out of the closet.
not him
noooooooooo

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He is just William Riker
don't want to be the captain

adulthood is realizing Rich Evans is the best

Even Riker had a fucking voice though, goddamn.

>Ethnicity: (((info pending...)))

>white trash

what happened to the female one?
any of them fugged her?

Is Stoklasa a polark name or something?

t. butthurt PT-manbaby

He grew up

Czech.

I've been assuming that her and mike are literally married.

Gay

lol, gross

Rich > Jay > Mike > Bald > Fat > skinny canadian > bearded canadian > female

>fat
>better than anybody
Fuck off Josh, even the pedophile whose job is to sit around and look uncomfortable is more entertaining than you.

>Jack the only one who has kids

I relate more with middle aged incels than family men

>the pedo
who?

Ah the Frank Miller syndrome. It happens with low IQ "people".

Czechs make some pretty good porn and sausage

ewwwwwwwwwwwww

The combover between Jay and Rich.

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but not at the same time

porn is immoral and bad for the soul and an exploitative industry please do not watch it anymore

guests don't matter

Mike doesn't wear a wedding ring

>handyman who grew up on a farm
>nra member
>has a giant cock
>qt wife
>two sons
>dropped rlm and moved to NY because his family is more important
He is literally the only one of them who made it.

Josh is less than a guest.

can't relate, fuck him

who?

Nah, he's got a clear understanding of what makes a good movie, see every plinket review of the prequels. Sorry he doesnt like capeshit.

Aidsmoby

How do you fail to understand a person this thoroughly?
Mike gives even less of a shit than Rich, believe it or not, and it shows.

Literally Nice Pete

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he left?

Yes

I used to be a Jayfag but I find myself agreeing more and more with Mike as the years go by. Maybe it's part of growing up, or maybe it's depression and jadedness that has ruined film as an artform for me. I don't really care for the artsy shit anymore. I appreciate good technical work but artsy abstract shit just does nothing for me anymore. I just want to be entertained by a good story and good filmwork.

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imagine being a single 40 year old man in wisconsin reviewing onions wars movies for a living for manchildren

you can like both, my favorite movies are story-driven but also artistically directed

but yeah a lot of arthouse movies are pretentious wank

>NRA member
Actually based.

I have Mike's shitposter attitude but have Jay's taste in movies.
I like them both, but agree that Jay can be a real pussy when it comes to debate.

guns are for white boys with small penises

>doesn't have to work a 'real' job, just makes fun of movies with his friends
>gets paid a lot and lives in low cost of living state
seems pretty comfy to me

But niggers love guns and Jack's dick is massive.
www.blackmanwithagun.com

Because he's a hackfraud

it's embarrassing, he's like the male version of the cool wine aunt

well, sometimes black men also have small penises

bearded canadian is soooo boring

But they are not white.
And Jack is a proud gunowner with a large penis.
Your argument is dead.

how do you know this?

what should he be doing instead?

reproducing some white children

>he doesn't know
Somebody post it; I don't save dicks.

There's an old youtube comment he made from 08 that makes fun of Obama's hope and change. I also think there might be some stuff in the Gilchrist email leak.

me too

I think everyone on RLM lowkey voted for Trump

midwest is based you cunt

I've looked for that video everywhere, can't find it

Mile strikes me as someone who dislikes gays but knows it would be career suicide to even hint at his true opinions

his genes are awful, why would you want to inflict that on some poor child?

SHE AINT NO MARY SUE IN THIS ONE

Bravo, Jay.

Yeah no doubt he doesn't want to be around them.

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I hate this website. It's creepy as fuck. That being said I'm like a 4.3.

He does constantly give capeshit a pass though, that's what makes his pretentious elitism so irritating.

Cant believe that he’s voting for the jews and gibs

>Mike

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What the fuck I'm not even 4.

>Jay

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Fuck you he's the best faggot REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Michael "Mike" Stoklasa, also known as "Third Reich" Mike[1], Mike "The Nigger Grave Digger" Stoklasa[2], and Mike "the Milwaukee Mulatto Murderer" Stoklasa[3], is a prolific member of the Wisconsin cinephile and white supremacist communities. He is best known for his Plinkett Reviews, in which he humourously reviews films such as Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace[4] and Triumph of the Will[5].
Though never convicted of any crime, the Milwaukee Police Department considers Stoklasa to be connected to the Walnut Street Lynchings of 1998-99.[26] Stoklasa has vehemently denied his involvement in the crimes. "No, I was absolutely not involved in that... tragedy. I find it disgusting that you would accuse me of such a thing merely because of my political and social values. If my testimony is not enough, my business partners Jay Bauman and Dolf Herrman can vouch for me. I offer my condolences to the families of the victim,"[27] Stoklasa said in court when questioned about the lynchings by prosecutor William Carpenter. After Stoklasa was found innocent, Carpenter told reporters afterwards that Stoklasa had a hint of a smile when he said "tragedy"[28] and that Herrman was hardly a trustworthy individual, having served time in prison for racially charged assaults and vandalism.[29]

Why did Mike claim Jay killed a bunch of neighborhood cats out of nowhere? Isn't this especially insensitive since Jay owns at least one cat?

Opposing Obama in May 2008 might just make him a Hillary supporter tho

Mike supported Bill Richardson

Mylife is a publicly edited site. You can put anything you want on it. The entire point of this thread is discord niggers shitting on RLM because “racism” or something. Nothing in this thread is real.

So stupid that he earns money shittalking about movies, you shitpost for free.

He makes more money than you while working half as hard. Count to think of it, he might not even feel like it's work. Pretty based desu.

Based.
I dislike Mike's smart alec personality but I still respect him twice as much as any loser on Yea Forums.

Yeah.

No. Yea Forums has now been claiming he left RLM for close to a year and yet he keeps showing up in their videos. It’s almost like Yea Forums is full of shit and there’s no drama surrounding rlm ever so autistic losers have to make shit up.

It's for good now, he may appear in the holidays specials because his family is still here, but he lives in ny now.

Source:my father works for Nintendo, believe it or not.