Why is the corpus of Egyptian mythology so untapped in kinography?

Why is the corpus of Egyptian mythology so untapped in kinography?
We've already got quite a few good films based on Greek/Roman, Nordic, Japanese, Chinese, and Indic myths. Heck even Abrahamic/Christian myths get loads of film exposure, but Egyptian ones are sorely lacking.
What gives?

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Because white Hollywood don't want black people to know their TRUE heritage

Because the Jews hate the Egyptians because they were a safe haven for Jesus and didn't cave into Herod

Most kino mission in the campaign right there.

What game?

Age of Mythology, my zoomer friend.

The new expansions are any good? Also, Set did nothing wrong

Hershoes?

You can't do anything about Egypt without the negroes chimping out and we wuzzing.

Sadly they are shit.
The Extended Edition, despite its new shaders, runs completely shit no matter your specs (and has huge issues during online play)
The Chinese expansion is an imbalanced fan-made-mod-tier expansion.

>What gives?
We get shit like Gods of Egypt because producers are too lazy to even read a wiki about Egypt.

Skeeeeeeeeeee-pan.

chinese are rediculous, but if you just play with friends i think the other balance changes feel pretty nice. extended edition runs fine for me

Baby murder?

because any time you go to a boardroom to discuss a movie about egypt the first thing they're gonna want to do is the fucking exodus again or that shitty ass shakespeare play

VOULOME

don't forget the mummies.

PROSTAGMA?

aoe3 is the best aoe game, prove me wrong nostalgiafags

Reciting Age of Mythology unit prompts was one of the things I used to do with my video gaming friends.
The other being conversing in Simlish.

U r ratarded fgt.

>spamming Great Bombards with 2 factories
best MP because shit was even more broke than AOE2
but the best AOE game is Empire Earth

Based and thankspilled

>leaf

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They tried but always fail. I think you really need a director that understands ancient egypt and it's greatness, shoudln't be that hard sicne it's somewhat similar too the Greek/Roman mythos.

I guess the Jews don't want to reveal that the based Black empire hated them.

Thanks m8. I heard in Yea Forums that was shit too.
But best AOE is Rise of Nations

Gods of Egypt was much better than reviewed, the CGI sucked but I strongly recommend it.

I've played all 3 and aoe3 is the best

Hollywood still can't into Egypt (Seth as god of death in latest Mummy movie) and after massive failure of Gods Of Egypt they won't touch it.

They shouldn't touch it anyway. Just give money to someone who knows it, French or Brits. They studied Egypt since late 1700s.

Nikolaj and Gerard Butler were in an Egyptian mythology movie called Gods of Egypt in 2016

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Egyptian culture is shit, Babylon is where it's at

Fuck egypt, I want my epic of gilgamesh kino

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that game is so amazing... or were, when i played it anyway

based ajax

>ETIMOS
>Malista!
>Ne!
>Kalos!
>Orthos!

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Shit aesthetics.

>DUDE YELLOW LMAO

>The best strategy game of all time coming in!

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>trips of truth
I remember you could make some absolutely broken ass hero characters. Not sure if that was added by the expansion but man was it ridiculous.

its raciss

what game?

Jews are still salty about that whole slavery thing that they made up

Battle for Middle Earth II

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Prostagma
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