Was futurama right about sexbots?

But based

I'm not so sure fren, pussy is literally the only reason we pretend to like them in the first place

Agreed, but when women have had their worldviews basically weaponized against men, all divorce and custody laws favor women, and women are waiting until they are older before 'settling down', there will be more and more men who 'settle' for a robutt as an alternative to being alone or just so they can get on with their life with less drama.

Hell, there is nothing stopping them fucking a whore once or twice a year to fulfil that craving for 'real', dating in VR/whatever has replaced VR, and just having the bot around because why not.

We can also easily fool our baser instincts to believe that that sexbot is a real woman.

it's not possible
plus society is gonna shame anyone who uses one

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HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH NO NO NO HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAH HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHA OR YOU'RE SERIOUS LET ME LAUGH EVEN HARDER HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What's black Incel 1?

true

Incels by definition have no business discussing this. You faggots wouldn't know what a woman wants, needs, or desires if your lives literally depended on it.

Intelligent sex boots are the first step for the animatrix robot revolution

This is just gonna make the depressed porn addicts even sadder because it makes the reality of their loneliness even more apparent then it already would have been after cumming normally. Like imagine being really horny, buying a sex robot, and then actually fucking it and cumming in it. That post-cum regret after watching fucked up porn is gonna be magnified 10 fold after fucking a robot you blew 3000 dollars on.
Have sex.

A machine will never be able to accurately simulate a human relationship.

>genetic, chemical and spiritual desire for women
homosexuals and tranny chasers get by just fine

if a sexbot looked/acted and felt enough like a real female there is almost no way a human female could compete on a sexual level.
Why force myself into a relationship with someone im not even that attracted to when i can design who i want and if i get bored i can even redesign them

im sure even women feel this way

it will never happen tho

>oh fuck a minority acted like a savage and attacked a white child for no reason
>we need to put a spin this so minorities don’t look bad
>what if we call him an incel?
>perfect
If I was a more paranoid man I’d almost think they offered him a plea deal if he agreed to say that’s what motivated the attack

>Homosexuals and tranny chasers get by just fine
They're mentally ill you dumbass, that's why they're gay tranny chasers.

>sex boots
Fund it

Human relationships are for the most part shit tier why would i want them to be the same
>people are getting divorced left and right
>marriage is going down
>children produced is going down
>cheating
>abuse in relationships

sex bots provide a degree of control and certainty real women cannot

they will never look like irl females tho so fuck it

nigger your right

>spiritual desire for women

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>the fembots have arrived

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Just saying it like it is, man. If legal prostitutions hasn't made relationships obsolete, neither will sex robots.

Prostitutes or prohibitively expensive as a long term relationship substitute, can only play the girlfriend so well, you only get them for brief time, there is the knowledge that they might well hate you/your existence and/or not want to be there, AND you still have to go home to an empty home.

Sex robots will be a one off purchase, likely in the price range of a car, and with similair repayment options making them somewhat widely avalable, and will have few of the above issues related to them. Plus, owning a sex bot doesn't preclude getting a girlfriend (so long as you don't broadcast that you own it), and might even increase a modern incels chances. Not only are women in theory somewhat more desperate in this scenario but the guy already has experience (even if with a robutt) and thus more confidence since he can practice flirting and conversing with his 'bot.

Really there aren't many downsides except society collapsing due to everyone staying home to fuck their waifu-bot 9000. It's a pipe dream anyway. Western civilisation isn't going to last long enough for us to develop realistic sex bots, and we certainly won't live to see it. The best we can hope for are almost-real VR dating sims with a computerized onahole.

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>Futurama predicted my desire for a Monerbot
Spelling was just barely off

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Surely no one in the entire world could think she looks good with that fucking lipstick

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I don't know why latinas do that whole brown lipstick thing. At least she isn't pulling her hair all the way back and wearing giant hoops at the same time.
I think that was at some sort of event related to her music career, so she had to really play up the latina look. She doesn't seem to do it very often

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Oh yeah sure, that's the only time I ever saw her use that lipstick
I'm just wondering why anyone would post it

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Caspere knew this

It's a recent picture and it's high-res enough that I could see her chest glistening with sweat

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That's fair
Carry on

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Sneedbots (formerly sexbots)

>this gif was my avatar on shitty YGO forums 16 years ago

God damn I suddenly feel old

iktf

Shut up boomer go fuck some more thai prostitutes.

is the anime any good?

Not really. Its only value is nostalgia. It aired during a very special time that can't be recaptured.

dont be so sure

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It will ptobably improve relationships since women will actually have to make an effort to compete with bots. Imagine going on a date where you don't have to do 99% of the work because the girl knows she has to be interesting since her body isn't enough anymore

>Imagine going on a date

No. Who would want a sexbot based on 3dpd personality?

>Implying a man can't have a spiritual connection with a robot

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>date

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Bathe. You will feel good once you're clean.

Talk to people in person. It's not as weird as you think to just randomly just start talking to someone (men or women).

Stop doing drugs if you do them.

Cut out the porn. You'll begin to see women as real people instead of sex objects.

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I have never paid for a woman on a date. I look at the bill and say "Okay so you ordered x and x, your share is y amount." Never had a problem either. You guys just need to grow spines.

And if she gets butthurt them dump her and don't talk to her again, simple.

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based and redpilled

i'd say sexbots would be a huge hit and men everywhere would start using them.

then the suicide rates start skyrocketing.

competition is always good for the consumer.

fuck off

Can’t stand em, can’t live without em

Futurama was right about everything!

You're wrong

explain

Consider that all of the people who are victims to baser desires, the kind of people who would lock themselves in a holodeck until they starve to death in a massive puddle of their own cum, are the kind of people who probably weren't big contributors to society in the first place.
But instead of weeding them out in some super-duper edgelord fashion you just let them bliss themselves to a peaceful grail.
The people left are the ones without that desire for instant gratification.

>buy sexbot
>buy dog
>physical relationship fulfilled by sexbot
>companionship fulfilled by dog

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probably all i have is an onahole and i spend 6 hours a day fucking it

based
cringe

This. It'll probably be 5-15 years between the two, but it'll happen.

It will never be perfect, you will always know.

Apparently the dolls alone can trigger the bonding process in male brains, our margin for 'woman' is pretty broad

>Was futurama right about sexbots?
the fact this hasnt gone mainstream is proof they were right

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change it from "sexbot" to a companion bot then it will

a bot that can be a friend, a carer, a lover, and everything else but without the bad attributes

maybe men wouldn't need sexbots if an inanimate object became preferable to a living, breathing human being but haha its all the mens fault

Based..

>Inanimate silicon doll
>Replacement for woman

Have sex

Go Dilate

I'm married and have 2 kids, retard. Your reading comprehension would shock me, but then again you're either a 12 year old or a dumb roastie

I don't believe you

That is some inverted logic if I have ever heard it. Why would a rapist go out and rape if they own a robot they can rape 24/7? Also, I doubt most actual rapists running around in the streets will have the funds to afford a sexbot anyway.

Where is it legal? inb4 Nevada, that’s just a couple counties that are still regulated out the ass.

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No thanks. I'd rather make out with my Monroebot

Lol@ women trying to understand men. Unironically women become more sex objects for people who don't watch porn.

it will awaken impulses in some people
just like some dudes watch rape porn and then go on to rape IRL

Unironically based and redpilled

the problem is 90% of men can't get a human woman. Online dating has turned the average woman into an entitled snob and the dating scene is pretty grim for the average man. Most men would rather have a sexbot than get rejected by 100 women.

Yes, many women will kill themselves. The male suicide rate will drop dramatically.

>begin to see women blah blah blah
it doesn't fucking matter.
they're not gonna stop looking at you like you're an ugly piece of shit (which you are).
drugs are the only fucking thing I and many ppl in my position have left. fuck off you normalfag, you don't understand shit about life.

Yeah
what I really want is affection from a woman
I can cum on my own

literal roastie logic
do videogames make you cry too?

based

Fucking junkies OUT

Guess Im the 10%

>caring about what other people do when it doesn’t affect you
>looking down on other people whilst posting on Yea Forums(nel)

if they were up to that lvl of imitation it would be an extinction level event for women

This. Pussy is worse/better than even alcohol

I know this is a Futurama thread, but would you marry a cylon girl similar to Battlestar Galactica? They look, think, and feel exactly like humans, but deep down you'll always know they're a machine. Could you do it?

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Pusy withdrawal is real

there have been studies on the subject incel

>fucking buckets of water is better than making yourself lose conciousness with booze
cucked and bluepilled

So there's no difference?

I'll be happy with a JOI kind of thing

oh no, you're gonna shame the virgins and losers for having sex with robots, how will they ever deal with that?

>I don't believe you
I don't really give a fuck what you believe, coming from someone who thinks I'm disagreeing with the OP, instead of saying the message in that episode was correct.

>talk to people in person, it's not weird blah blah blah
no, it's pretty weird if you're doing it just for practice. and it's always felt weird for you. and it makes the other person uncomfortable. and your face looks weird to other people. and you don't make facial expressions correctly.

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*short-circuits and rips your penis off*

This is actually terrifying. But not as terrifying as a real woman so I'd probably try it.

The japs have invented Joi too

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god that's pathetic

I'M SORRY DAVE.
I'M AFRAID I CAN'T SUCK THAT.

Hnnng

I'll take 20.

god I wish that was me

Yeah and none of them proved a correlation between violent video games and violence or porn and rape.
Go dilate tranny

Your privates look like a roast beef sandwich

t. Roastie whore
inb4 incel
I'm bisexual and I'm shocked I don't have AIDS or gotten anyone pregnant

>tfw no mini joi gf
just to have someone to talk to in that way would be great.

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lolibots can't come soon enough

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The best nod to the original 2049 made was comparing it to contemporary Japan. Back then when the original was filmed Japan was a techno-utopia on the verge of collapse. Now it's a hikikkomori waifu hellscape.

you don't have even the slightest inkling of what you're talking about

t. triggered waifuist shutin

what is this?

not exactly, i just know bullshit when i see it. try not to let sensationalism and filtered ideas wreck your grasp on reality

Meshed VR

youtube.com/watch?v=3RBLV2lklwY

Zero arguments. Good work.
Stay mad. It's the only emotion you've had in a long time.

>Give me 3 lolibots; loli Brooke Shields, loli JenCon, and a Zhenya model.
And add a mommybot Brice Dallas for when i need thiccness

you're just flustered you got called out for not knowing the material and simply repeating what you've heard

And you're just giving me (You's) for no real reason.
Why not prove to me that Japan didn't go through a technological and economic boom that partially inspired Blade Runner or that hikikkomori waifuism culture doesn't exist and wasn't the inspiration for 2049's JOI.
I'll wait but I know you'll just disappoint me.

>on second thoughts, change the fat one for a the professional era natalie portman
you can't never get enough of a good thing

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>truth

>now it's a hikkikomori waifu hellscape
i don't think so tim
>prove the culture doesn't exist and wasn't the inspiritation for 2049's JOI
man those goalposts have some fucking LEGS this evening. i can't prove that though so go to sleep happy my friend

>can't read exaggerations
You have autism and probably just gave up looking for evidence that my actual arguments were wrong.
At least one of us is good at making a judgement call; I really am disappointed.

>it's just an exaggeration!
>prove this thing I made up! haha you can't! look how cool i am.
where are you at in life man? college right?

Kek you actually did try to prove me wrong. How embarrassing.

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Women will make it seem incredibly pathetic and all the neckbeards here will end up agreeing. They will be seen the same way as those big fake asses or Fleshlights are now, strictly for creeps. But it will always be okay for women to have dildos.

didn't even look

>spending 12 minutes before replying
Sure thing. Whatever helps you sleep at night.

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Haha you’re either married and in denial or have never been with a woman before

you show some classic signs of being very invested in looking good here.

Neither can a woman

And you're looking bad with zero effort.

Ok, so just because we do all that we’re obligated to sex? That’s incredibly mysognist/insert buzzword

They'd want them but not only would the struggling 80% of men be less well-equipped to get them, they'd have less motivation to
A genuine sexbot would sate the sexual urges of incels the world over, and that's not even getting into how fucked dating mechanics become in a world where technology like a functional sexbot exists

"awaken impulses"
"just like some men-"
You're talking out of your ass.

Just like a real woman amirite

>Women think giving advice means talking down to someone and thinking they're such a troglodyte that they need to be told bathe regularly

Oh -user- tell me more about -ROBERT'S KINOPLEX-

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HEYOOOOOOO
that was special guest user catch him every night right before letterman on "Anonymous Posts That Make Me Laugh"

>Episode never really resolves the issue compared to having "real" women.
>Needing a workforce human with disposable robots around.
*rubs hands and smiles*