AMAZON announces LOTR television series cast

>Bilbo - Martin Freeman
lmao

This casting is unironically more stacked than the originals...

>Gollum - Maisie Williams
>Cave Troll - Kirsten Dunst
Of course it is user. What would make you think it isn't real?

KEK

Stormfront can't meme.

it is part of the problem though, them deciding to just "diversify" it. that sort of mentality just erodes whatever respect one could have for making the show better. If that's what they're already starting out from, then how can I even take them seriously if they're adapting something like this?

>Stormfront
hey grandpa

>implying that isn't perfect casting

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OP is a literally a repost of a Stormfront post.

That's very tame for stormfront

you people are all arrogant like niggers you never mention that new zealanders won't be making it and it wont be made in new zealand and it won't be weta workshop you're basically like
>we waz filmmakerz an sheet
and then you pick the most superficial thing to cry about

it's just blatant disrespect to the talented and passionate people who made the original series.

you're obsessed with being racist but you don't give a fuck about filmmakers and you don't even realise that you're basically niggers compared to us and if we're gonna play the race game then el ogre los americanos crying about race is truely pathetic and ironic.

>implying I think it isn't perfect
This is how Maisie actually eats. They don't even set a place for her at the table when she has dinner with the rest of the cast. She eats on the floor.

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>Saruman - Christoph Waltz
I would unironically enjoy that.

yeah,but bongs are not european anymore,they can be true to their roots and live and eat like real anglos.

too bad i couldn't understand your retarded post

too bad you amerisharts are going to ruin lotr

>Merry - Ice Cube
Is/are melanin rich hobbit do exist in Tolkien's fantasy world?

Any roles left for Steve Harvey?

>Trevante Rhodes
>this is an actual name

Trevant Rhodes sounds kino

They're filming that near where I live. Any tips to become an extra?

im not american but ok. besides i don't even know what your deal is, i pretty much agree that the new lotr is going to be ruined, and i said that diversity casting will probably be ONE of the reasons why that is

Yeah definitely, you fucking idiot

Missed opportunity to have Forest Whitaker as Treebeard

The nationality of the filmmakers is literally irrelevant. If it were shot on location in Djibouti by an entirely african film studio no one would give a shit as long as they were skilled at their craft.

pls dont bully maisie

>he doesn't know the love interest from Moonlight

>Lurtz - Idris Elba
This is wrong and racist.

>Mouth of Sauron - Daisy Ridley
KEK

You know what? I would watch this. Congratulations, OP. You've casted the ultimate meme show beyond the wildest dreams of reality.

>Moonlight
Never heard of it.

Reminder this show takes place in the Second Age. (aka we can do whatever the hell we want)

Why didn’t they just call this a Middle-Earth show instead of a LOTR show?

Because normalfags have heard of LOTR but have no idea what Middle-Earth is.

nigga fucked up we all know bush wic bill is gimli

Holy fuck, why are people so gullible?

>Frodo - Donald Glover

>be on vacation in bongland
>see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk
>like a graceful penguin with gout
>follow her for a block
>working up courage
>gently touch her shoulder
“H-hello, I’m user. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?”
>she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag
>stares intently for a few moments
>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
“YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!”
>quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON!
>she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper
>head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table
>Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu
“ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?”
>look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script
>she shoves her menu at the waiter
“I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!”
“I’m sorry, madam, we don-“
“I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!”
>he slinks away without even taking my order
>Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket
>starts rubbing at her crotch
>brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles
“JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?”
>look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check
>turn around
>Arya is slumped over the table
>raped to death by Pakis

mfw

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dude... You can't smoke inside in England.