How does he manage to be so based?

he obviously couldn't go for some white guy after the other two beyond retarded answers so he got away with a nice shitpost. Based Hemsworth

>muh 'Chelle Obama
What a dumb fucking bitch.

Provided a powerful role model for trans women everywhere

Michelle Obama is such a white girl answer

Combat child obesity by serving the most disgusting food imaginable to school children. Fasting is great and not at all detrimental to bodily development.

Based.

Every time I see Brie talk about anything she just seems more and more like an insufferable cunt.
Don said he had so many, maybe should have picked someone else.

Kek

Guys, Falkor is obviously a dog dragon. They recently made a Pokémon based on it

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>Cunt: I chose Tranny Nigger because of MUH Feminizums
>Nigger: I chose child murdering nigger because I also nigger.
You don't get much more NPC than this.

Don't forget showing every NFL linebacker out there that they too can become First Lady

this, reeks of trying to earn brownie points

wow its just like self introductions at college.

hurr durr obama, mandela.

She got Jussie Smolett off

Literal brownie points in this case.

Falkor is a LUCK dragon.

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If he would look like some Yea Forums incel, everyone would cringe and awkward silence would start.

Lmfao

Don Cheadle is such a smug bastard. Should have kept Terrence Howard.

fpbp

top kek

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Isn't Terrence Howard literally insane tho?

>real life superhero
>gives a fictional character
They're all retarded

>he hasn’t figured how Chad vs Virgin works

Anyone would also turn insane if they were black and had a tiny dick.

This.
How do you follow up answers like that?
What was he supposed to do?
Say "...uh....Shaka Zulu!"
The only way to win in his situation is to go for a joke answer.

a more based anwer would be affirmative action.

there wouldnt be michelle obama without it.

SHE GOT THE GIRLS BACK
youtube.com/watch?v=Bo9rsb6neZY

>Obama
Peace Nobel Prize winner who murdered more children overseas than any other president prior. Gotta love them drones.
>Mandela
A literal communist terrorist who ordered schools full of children bombed, approved agonizing death of hundreds of people through one of the most barbaric execution methods ever created - tire necklacles. Directly responsible for South Africa becomming the shithole it is now.

Fuck sake.

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Non-autists refer to this sort of factual/logical inconsistency as a joke.

>Michelle Obama
>real life superhero
>it's only know for marrying a male prostitute drudealer from Kenya

It's all so tiresome.

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Shit, got the wrong Obama. Point stands still.

>Brie seems more and more like an insufferable cunt.
I love it. In the past celebrities were insulated from the public for the most part except for paparazzi but now because of twitter and the demand to be constantly online everyone can see how endlessly insufferable they are.

I agree, but they couldn't keep Terrence. He wanted pay equal to RDJ

Any source on Obama being a male prostitute drudealer from Kenya

Next time, baby

My ass.

It's a woke-off user, the only way to win is to out woke them. He needed to name some trans muslim activist who gives aids medicine to disabled africans that no one has ever heard of before. The joke was the right move though

>those brown boots
why are men turning so gay nowadays

How do I get the sauce out of your ass?

Use your big cock to pry it out ;)

>Obama Was A Cocaine-Using Gay Hustler, Says Woman Who Claims To Have Been Hawaiian Classmate
archive.is/QeehJ

Stop this right now, both of you

Who is your real life superhero Yea Forums?

Sneed

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There are so many... Sneed is a big one.

Adolf Hitler

The man who killed Hitler

Sir Arthur Harris, 1st Baronet

Bane

Of course she said Michelle Obama. Blegh.

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based
>DO
>IT
>AGAIN

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no jokes I've always looked up to Wayne Gretzky

Joan of Arc

>so Terry, who is your real life hero?
>I would definitely say myself because I am a real life genius. Did I ever tell you about how I discovered 1x1=2? It's awaiting patent approval, don't steal it. I thought of it in the womb and I left my university because I realized everything my professor was teaching me was wrong.

based

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unfortunately not my father

Michelle Obama

He should've said Norman Borlaug.

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>two liars and chad

nice

DO

Took all the good snacks away when I was in school cause the fat fucks can't control themselves

verpiss dich!

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Sauce?

Fred Dibnah

the black guy isn't lying. It's a safe answer but it's still means something.
Brie is the one acting like a woke zombie saying whatever will get her the most white feminist points.

Got married to some guy that happened to become president.
So brave, such an inspiration

>Brie picks Michelle because she's a woman, despite her only being known for being a tranny
>Don picks the mass murdering tyrant only because he's black

I'd fully expect anyone on Yea Forums to say some secret racist, this guy however seems pretty legit and would've actually been a pretty decent response.

based Orson

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D I A
I
A

youtube.com/watch?v=xEw9Z2J2_eg

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It means very little. If he said MLK, maybe. But what the fuck has Mandela ever achieved beside ruining his own country?

Just be honest and name a black famous people you actually give a shit about. Or you know, any person you actually give a shit about.

Enrico Dandolo

Ryan Gosling

Holy shit, it literally looks like hell on earth

>But what the fuck has Mandela ever achieved
No huge Mandela-fag but where he usually gets props from people is that he didn't throw out the whites immediately after being freed, which some more impassionated and vengeful leader would've done. Imagine if he'd been more like his racist wife instead.

I really don't think South Africa could be saved. A wealthy white minority ruling over "dispossesed" blacks is never a good mixture.

>tire necklacles
People don't know enough about this. It's fucking sadistic.

well at the time he was actually more famous than RDJ as RDJ was technically still kinda sorta blacklisted

Beady eyes, ANGLO lies
Muffled Aryan women's cries
Aryan children, big and small
Bomber Harris kills them all
Left, right, right, left
The ANGLO sows the seeds of death
Not a stone is left to stand
When ANGLO flies across the land
After starting World War One
The ANGLO's work was still not done
So joining with the Pole and Jw
He made a new one: World War Two
To sate his thirst for Aryan blood
That he wanted, that he got
Now Dresden is devoid of cheer
Now there's fear the ANGLO is here

/our guy/

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>invented waterproof glue
>revolutionised GMO farming
>ignored crazy environmentalists fighting against his work in Africa
>literally saved a billion lives
>awarded the Nobel Peace Prize
>founding member of WCC
Absolutely based.